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See how fine, robust and frosh she looks without Fred Amatha, the Randy husband who almost gave her high bp in marriage.

Some men ehn?

Lemme not talk ,today is Monday

Horiolah:
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Nope I won't

Even though he's attractive, I've made up my mind to be faithful to my guy.

So nothing dey happen.

My man is also attractive too and doing well too

Magnoliaa:
I like the athletic ones sometimes, too. Tall or not, fair or not. And there was this particular guy I was attracted to. Very short, but very good in football.

And another into music and such. He compose them.

But they are both exceptions sha.

There are always exceptions, truly.

These kind of exceptions like the footballer and the one who composes songs? The feeling and attraction is just natural and instant for you smiles.

It happens and one keep wandering, why I'm I drawn to this guy? Gaddamit!


Lol, I have one neighbour like that but thank God he works in the next building to mine and thank God he's the arrogant type, and also thank God I'm arrogant too 2 arrogant fine guys.
We know the attraction is there between us but both of us Dem form and carry face for each other since two years till date o.

He's claiming fine guy With ride, Me sef I'm claiming fine sassy babe turn CEO ! Lol

Yesterday I was at my office balcony, feeding my eyes on people then I notice someone staring at me, lo and behold it's the guy. I caught him staring!. Our eyes locked for like three seconds, we quickly remove our eyes and I was like jeez! he walked away while I shook my head angrily and walked back into my office.

He has a gf and I have a guy.. So equation balance thank God.


Life sometimes is interesting

sylvez:
Did you just describe me like diz?

Na So.

harrwix:
I am glad you were able to achieve that...

But do you know what?

Take the spirit of God and the grace of God from all your efforts, and you will have failed

Some thought by declaring celibate in the seminary they will overcome
Some thought by marrying a beautiful wife/handsome husband that does wonders in bed and they will keep faithful
But we all know the end

NB: I am not taking it away from atheist and other religions who have been able to keep themselves by strict body and mind discipline.
I am trying to address the challenge as regards contemporary Christians today.

It was not just the spirit of God or His Grace. I was determined to tame my sexual desires. Very determined cause I experienced great suffering in the past when I didn't tame my desires. Ha! I suffered and lost everything.

I had to start from scratch and be focused, become celibate, and give my entire being to God, before my biz and everything revived again.

I'm enjoying abundance not because I'm the most intelligent in my field of career, neither I'm I the most fluent. But because I gave my entire life to God and cut down on sexual desires especially. After cutting off from all the sexual things, my brain became more sharp in receiving and seeing opportunities around me. I don't have issues of a guy playing on my emotions which can make me moody all day and week. I don't have issues of he has not called me? Whay is he doing? Is he with another babe? I don't have such issues. So my brain is now clear to receive and accept ideas that will boost my biz and take it to a higher level.

Today Im enjoying it and I even have enough to share.

And I believe when I'm married I will be faithful to my husband. If I'm this faithful to my bf, and not fall in the midst of serious temptations here and there. Then the next level won't be hard for me.

And I Have been able to control my mind and desires on my bf, that I don't allow unnecessary thoughts or doubts plague my mind, if I haven't heard from him. He knows the day I catch him with another woman kissing and all, it's over.
I don't have time to be suffering on emotional heartache. That time I don't have.
And I don't have issues on cutting off instead of suffering emotionally. Cause if I suffer emotionally it will affect my biz, so I don't need such distraction.
That's just me sha. I lay the cards on the table and tell u how it is.

And I was just determined and I remembered what I went through how I feel from Grace to Grass, then rose up again to Grace after abstaining.

God is real and alive. That I know very well.


It's well anyways

udemzyudex:
Pls don't generalise it.

Ok I won't.


But most times, it's like that with most men in Nigeria.

It's annoying.

That's why I pray to God everyday to take me the level I'm looking at, so I can help fellow women in need without requesting for sex or any kind of useless sexual gratification from the women who truly need assistance or who are good in certain field in career and biz.
Thank God, I'm doing my own bit in the lives of people out there,especially strangers. I don't need to know you to help. I don't need to have a date with you to help. All I need is proof of what's happening with the lady and I make my findings then help after its being clarified.

And by God's grace I will touch so many lives in Nigeria, especially lives of women. Make God just keep one alive and healthy, amen.

Can't people just stop to beg online?

First it's Linda ikeji brother begging for a car

Now its boborisky begging for pant and bra .

Shame no dey catch these people?

udemzyudex:
Why most Nigerians dey always think this way,why?

Because that's the reality in Nigeria.

With men, they must taste the pussy! For any kind of backing up or support they give out to women.

So it's left for her to agree or say No!

Immediately she says no, all support is withdrawn even if he's meant to make 500million naira out of the deal with her

Men in Nigeria can die because of sex. They value pussy more than making money through biz deals. At least they must have the pussy along with their percentage attached to it.

That's real fact.

Women should never be at the mercy of any man. It's bad luck. The plug can be pulled off at any fucvking given time..

anslem04:
i hear you

Yes o!

anslem04:
Aint you suppose to be "unavailable " thot u had a finance.

I'm not available, biko


I have a man, a tall fair guy doing well for himself. Whom I said in one of my post is very patient and persistent trying to win my heart. And whenever I was frustrating his wooing efforts , he will change to pidgin language

It was fun. My annoying attitude back at the early stage, didn't make him run away

He really try. He didn't back down.



So pls I'm off the market. I'm just chatting and having fun here.

Came4amod:
Not just dry jokes ... if he can make you smile .. he his closest to your p

Ok that's another angle.

Making her smile is cool!

I like that.

My guy makes me smile , it's a good one but he doesn't crack jokes.

Came4amod:
Not just dry jokes ... if he can make you smile .. he his closest to your p

Ok that's another angle.

Making her smile is cool!

I like that.

Kapilta:
@bolded. You know it's orientation, reason i don't blame them.

I was in this gay group on facebook before, you won't believe most of them that parade themselves as the ma[b]n(husband) in the relationship don't allow their own a** to be f**k back, nah. They don't dare buh they can f**k others. Smh[/b]

buh that your gee get as e be ooo. Lol. Buh you self, your behind no go spoil now, e go just dey leak. you should try it someday.

God forbid!
When arse begin leak, no be spoil, the arse spoil be dat?
I will then be wearing pampers in the marriage?

Holy Ghost fireeeee! Such demonic men I dodge them pass in this life time and any other life time, I may pop up. I rather remain single for life! If they are the only men existing in this world.


@ the bolded, as in ehn? They value their yansh, no one should fucvk it but another person pickin yansh is good to destroy and fucvk anyhow.

So demonic!

Kapilta:
@bolded. You know it's orientation, reason i don't blame them.

I was in this gay group on facebook before, you won't believe most of them that parade themselves as the ma[b]n(husband) in the relationship don't allow their own a** to be f**k back, nah. They don't dare buh they can f**k others. Smh[/b]

buh that your gee get as e be ooo. Lol. Buh you self, your behind no go spoil now, e go just dey leak. you should try it someday.

God forbid!
When arse begin leak, no be spoil, the arse spoil be dat?
I will then be wearing pampers in the marriage?

Holy Ghost fireeeee! Such demonic men I dodge them pass in this life time and any other life time, I may pop up. I rather remain single for life! If they are the only men existing in this world.


@ the bolded, as in ehn? The value their yansh, no one should fucvk it but another person pickin yansh is good to destroy and fucvk anyhow.

So demonic!

Kapilta:
lol, even though i dey pity am buh the way e dey cry bn wan bust ma belle.

Hahhahahahahahaha

Mehn! That's the funniest part of it.

How I wish one of my suitors here on nairaland, has watched this video so he knows and understand the implication of his demand in getting a wife.
This guy Im about to gist u about, he's handsome works in a bank. One of the senior staffs but still single. Lives in a nice flat, drives a posh car but the only Comma he has, is he wants anal sex with me in marriage.
Anal sex is the deal breaker between us.

Mehn I told him, capital No!

You can't destroy my anal cavity walls because I wan marry

Holy Ghost fireeeee!

I told him, lemme lubricate a plastic dick and insert inSide your Anus, bring it in and out for like 40mins, if you can gleefully accept it, then I can rethink your offer.

The guy no gree o.

I then replied him, can't u see you are a wicked man from the pit of hell!

It's my beautiful Anus u want to destroy? Abeg bounce off! Enemies who sent u to me, tell them u didn't see me.

Up till today, he's still single looking for a Pretty lady who loves anal sex to marry him.

Can u imagine?

BabbanBura:
Seemed this thing sweet u die, I enjoyed ya narration!

Lol

Yes!

The way he was squirming and screaming in pain as his gay partner dick was stuck in his Anus. Lol.

Mehn just watch the video, u go laugh taya.

Seeing a man crying profusely over a dick. Lol

Magnoliaa:
Yess. The very introverted ones + intelligence, fair and tall.

You like the tall introverted fair ones.
I use to like the tall dark athletic ones, but later I changed my desire to either tall or abit tall, can be fair or dark, athletic and soft in their approach to women or me.

Wet1234:
Well, on the opposite I am not tall, I don't have deep voice, infact my voice tastes like chocolate, yet the girls tell me it makes them Hot. I don't know why. I am handsome but not tall. I am intelligent for sure, I am a leader. Ladies love this. So to me, it depends on the type of ladies......I don't do University girls though, those ones are hungry.....But like their enthusiasm, some of class. All depends if you really can make them orgasmic, it does not really matter. Just stay cool outside, be naughty...

But one general rule is, don't be needy for girls. At least don't let them see you need them badly.

The fact u are handsome, intelligent and also a leader will make girls want to be around you. You will say the right things at the right time and u have followers whom ladies will see as intriguing . And even more intriguing cos u are not tall but u are good looking and smart upstairs. Ladies love such guys.

And looking calm and cool wit girls around u, even makes it more catchy( not behaving like u need them badly is also good too) they will be like who is this guy?

otipoju:
Different strokes for different folks.

Making a girl laugh sets her at ease and easier to remove the removables.

Yes it makes her feel at ease but it won't remove Nada!

She will see u as a clown, while she chuckles and slap your groping fingers off her blouse or skirt.

Guys who joke Alot know they don't get laid by just cracking jokes.

handsomebanana:
It's funnier when you realize that that the Eddie Murphy we all know is just a stage act and the real him actually behaves like the guy OP describes.

Exactly!

Eddy Murphy is not funny with people or women in real life. He's the direct opposite from his films.

chudyprince:
despite the jokes he cracked, Eddie Murphy was known as the ladies men..

Eddy Murphy in film is different from Eddy Murphy in real life.

But in films? He appears exceedingly funny , an average struggling guy and a one woman kind of man, who foolishly falls in love with a lady but eventually becomes the hero in the film.

In real life, he's not funny , he's cunning , a sweet talker, wealthy and also he's player. So why won't women rush him in real life. He fathered up to 13 kids or so from different women. Lol.

What should we now call the real Eddy Murphy?

harrwix:
You really cannot tame sexual desires... you only need grace and walking in the spirit for you to overcome such strong human desires.
The Bible rightly says that by strength shall no man prevail

I beg to disagree.

You can tame sexual desires. It's possible.
Everything is determination and from the mind and also assisted by grace of God but u can tame it

I'm a living proof anyways.

foodthought:
when you say most girls, are you saying you are one of those girls?

Yes I am.

Guys who talk or behave like Eddy Murphy, I friendzone.

But if the guy can balance the two characters? Then perfect!

Why not just pull off everything. Instead of showing us half yansh!

Pull the damned gown off!

SolarRen:
Translation

Lol

Solomon8144:
Albino wey no get sense

I understand your plight . Na Dem!

It's well.

I watched the video

The gay whose Anus was drilled, dey in severe pains. Lol

As people were talking how will they take them to the hospital. He was screaming like someone who is about to die with tears rolling down his cheeks

Lol his gay partner whose dick is inside his partner Anus, was screaming keep quiet nah. U are screaming too much.


Chai! My belle o! Kikikikikikikiki

This is so hilarious. Lol

Chai! In his life! He will keep away from dick for many years that's if his Anus is not ruined already. Lol..

Oh God Abeg o

Most girls are attracted to guys who are handsome, observant, quiet and looks manly, talks with a deep manly voice when he has to , than to guys who crack jokes like Eddy Murphy.


I hope u get my drift?

Chubhie:
LOL! What if the pussy wants to be bleeped?

Oya go and fish her out from her house and start fucvking.

Women will never fight at ATM machine , when we queue up to withdraw money.

Women driving won't block a one lane street, waiting for who will reverse between the two females drivers facing each other. One will quietly reverse while the other facing her car will drive off and make way for others to drive.

But with men driving? They are ready to stay there for hours total standstill , while queue build up or they drop down from their cars and start fighting each other or they will be expecting passersby to beg them to reverse and let one move pass.

Can u imagine? They will be waiting for people to beg them for at least 1 hour! before they get sense to reverse and let one drive past. Forgetting they are outside in the public and not inside their room waiting for their wives to be begging them on any slight provocation.

Sighs, who do us like this?

Chubhie:
She fine..... She can slide into my dm.....

No wonder.

Chubhie:
Nne, Relax

I'm not the one screaming online that I want husband.

Tell her to relax not me, on her advert cause she's just digging her own grave in desperation.

What's my own sef? When them fucvk am taya, she go quiet like mouse.


Lol