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SenatePresdo:
Bayern Munchen are always lucky on Signing new Managers.

Even when they are not in form, they are always a hard nut to crack, even by other European Giants.

Funny thing is that I hardly see them break the transfer window's records of signing overpriced players.

They are simply 'The Undertaker' of European club football.
You just have to give it to them.

No, sir!! Bayern Munich are like Hawks!! They Are like 'Bullies' of German Football.

They Poach and quickly swoop on a Great Talent of Other German Teams and Claim d Player/Coach..They don't Allow competions from other European Clubs for a Player! They Quickly Buy d Player Mid-season!! Dats like Bullying/Monopoly Buying .

If Haaland's Price-Tag was Relatively Low, Bayern would have Snatched and 'Possessed' him B4 the end of the Season..Dats dier Modus Operandi..

They did this with
Manuel Neuer
Lewandoski
Mario Gotze
Matt Hummel
Dayot Upamecano of Leipzig, etc..

So, Don't praise Dem!!

Properoo:
If i own a private school, I will not hesitate to fire that teacher for dereliction of duty, for fatally abandoning his duty, for not doing his job.
He was given a child that is not active in class. His job is to make the child active in class. He was given a child that is a truant. The teacher's job is to change him from being a truant. He was given a child that keeps a bad gang, and he cannot motivate and inspire him to make his life useful and leave the bad gang. If the child is left to that trajectory, maybe he will end up as a cult member in when he enters university. Maybe he will become an armed robber or something worse later in life. The parent is paying so much money to raise a good child, a teacher that did not do his job is writing rubbish on the child's report! that teacher should go to jail for dereliction of duty

This Person, What's Wrong with You??

See d Way you are Yapping!! The Teacher must do dis, The Teacher must do dat...So because u pay a Staff, He or She should Slave to Death??

All doz things you mentioned, You think it's easy for the Teacher to get Positive Results, Just lyk dat??

Even most Enlightened or humane Parents knows Teacher's work is not easy..

Better Change Your Mentality!!

It's like you re a Richman's/Privileged Kid who haven't worked in a Private organization B4!! U dey Enjoy life, hence you don't know d Stress of Diz Private Jobs!!

@OP, Your Friend did Wrong!!

He was too Hard n Direct on his choice of words..Almost seemed like he still bore Grugdes on d students who I suspect must have done him hard e.g Mocking his salary, Shoes, Clothes, Way of speaking, etc..

Sec skul students both in Private n public schools do dat alot..

So mayb He was trying to Revenge for d injustices dey must have done to him!! Hence His Aggressive way of sending his message!!

But Also, For d School to tell him to Apologise to d Parents, is VERY WRONG!! By doing dat, they make d parents feel like Tin gods n Also Bolden Students to Misbehave!!

They would have called the Parents to apologise then Disciplined d Teacher by Salary Reduction!! You don't just Sack ur Staff to Please Pple!!

It may have Ripple Effects in d School as a Whole n other Staff might b Demoralized n Don't give in dier best!!

Now ur Friend should calm n learn life's lesson as he grows older!! Sometimes, you have to overlook d 'Craze' of other pple..

On a Lighter note, A Teacher friend who had a Very Dull n Stubborn student said he was tempted to write in d Student's Result..',SKUL FEES SHOULD BE INVESTED IN MORE PROFITABLE VENTURES'..Lol!!

@OP

Firstly, Just be yourself, Speak well and Don't try to overly impress the Guests..

Do a Background check/investigation on your Client, e.g d person's Tastes, church, University dey attended, Football club d person supports, etc..Dis will give you things to say about himm..

On your own, conceptualize some jokes for the Guests..In a Birthday, @least 7 to 8 Jokes is good for the Guests..

Then on D-Day, Skip breakfast (inorder to avoid sweats, bowel movements, etc), Chew gums n listen to very cool songs, e.g Don William, Celine Dion songs to Lighten ur mood!!

But den, u can also listen to d Rap Artiste, Erigga!! Guy's has got some Funny n Crazy lyrics.. So dats it..

If You don't have Jokes and You need some, WhatsApp me..
09033499612..

Futurecryptoo:
Misplaced priorities..The last thing this country needs is a university

As in..So Unnecessary!!

With d Astronomical rate of unemployment caused by Lack of Industries, Poor electricity supply and poor infrastructure,, States and d Federal Govt shouldn't be building universities..

Where will the Graduates of diz Skuls work??

Dats y Yahoo has overtaken Delta State n other States of Nigeria!!

Acquisition of Degrees
But No Industries,or Loans for graduates to start dier business!!
U see now workers working in Filling stations, Hotels, POS stands, etc..

@OP!! Jogging is Bae..

I don't joke with it@all..

When I see d likes of Cristiano Ronaldo, Zlatan Ibrahimovic, Ramsey Nouah, etc looking fit in dier late 30's n 40's, I am always impressed!!

As a man, it's good to engage in some Rigorous exercise once in a while to improve your..
*Agility
*Heart beat
*Immune System..

But since you say you are having pains, will advise you to go for Shorter Distances..

Also, it's like you don't sleep at night or Overwork yourself during d Day..

Sleep well, Eat moderately, Don't burn yourself out with work during d Day n you will be Fine!!..

saphiere:
Stop mentioning me if you don't need a ban. Mind your business

Lol, Just see Yourself now, Doesn't want to be corrected..
Not knowing we can be wrong sometimes n Somebody could correct us!.

Even Complimented you and Advised you on ways to be a Better n Balanced Reporter of news...

So, Is it this 'Men are Bad' Kind of News you want to be Posting till 2025??

As I have told you, Post other Educative or Entertaining news here for readers..You re better dan 'Men, Men ' Stuff!!..

Take d simple Advice, ok??

After Eastern Nigeria (Enugu, Abia, Imo, Ebonyi, Anambra),, It's like Benue State is the Next PowerBase of d Catholic Church in Nigeria!!

Particularly Idoma Pple..It's like All of Dem are Catholics!!..If you travel past Otukpa and Otukpo, So Many Big Catholic Churches around..

Even Tiv pple are Majorly Catholics!!Tho NKST Church has some members amongst Dem..

OmovuduTheBeast:
Keyamo abi na Keyakpo, you're very stupid!

Lolss..This Delta Guy!!

U nor just Like Anything Buhari/APC@All..

It's like ur Brother Neva comment oo..
Mr MannaVultureGriller!! If Dem leave you and dat Guy for one Room, It's like u go Plank am oo..Lolss .

D Guy dey annoy person..But he dey try@times!!..

djsjxjfjdisjdjb:
if you can find another username pls do, stop making irrelevant people feel that they are important.

Wow!! You have made a Great Point!! Did not look@it from dat angle..

Those Two Clowns dat D Guy coined their names are too Irritating to a Fault..
Even with d Monumental Failure of dier Darling Daddy(Buhari d Boko Man)..Dey will tell you He is doing well..

TripleDdotcom:
Eleribu!!! Go and be having the sex in jail

By the way, OP, I don't mean to be biased oo. But is it that it's only stories that feature atrocities of men that you love carrying?

By the way, please check my signature and patronize us for your data. Na beg I dey beg.Thanks

Thank you, Sir!!

I have asked her d Question B4 and She got Angry n Upset..

The OP is Cool n Intelligent but d 'Men are Bad' Picture she Always Paints is not Cool@All..

When d Female Commits dier own Atrocities, No Post or Comment from Her!!..

She has to be Objective n not Gender-Biased..Hopefully, She will Change!!..

saphiere:
Men and sex. They use sex swear for una? RIP baby girl.

My FUTURE
Your FUTURE
Lalastilala's FUTURE
Everyone's FUTURE

is

FEMALE

If lalasticlal says the FUTURE is FEMALE, who am I to say otherwise?

Later, You will Complain dat I should stop to mention you..

Out of d News in d world, You choose to post dis one, right?? To paint men as Evil/Bad as usual, abi??

How about the Girl dat probably left Responsible guys to date Ruffian??

Well, Na God go Help you Sha..because, you will still get married to a MAN, have MAN as sons n Maybe D Doctor that will do ur Delivery will still be a MAN!!

Or You Want to Live a Single Independent Life Forever like Oprah Winfrey..Or do the Surrogate sh*t since u don't want Anything MAN!!

Whichever Way, Take it Easy, Ok?? You re Better Dan being obsessed with Man issues..

It's alittle thing dat Separates you from our Guy, Mosdii..Lol.

But Really, C'mon, Do something Better..U CAN!
Have a Blessed Week!

@OP, Weldone Sir!!

because this Topic is one of the most Contentious in Christianity!! Soul/Spirit..

However, anoda Argument is, Is the Soul different from Spirit

Back to ur Topic!!

Catholic version:
When Body dies, D Soul goes upwards to receive judgement, either going to Heaven, Hell or Purgatory!!
Dats y there is Prayers of Intercession to D Virgin Mary, St.Peter, St. Paul, Michael d Archangel, etc..It is believed dat dey are already in Heaven..
Even in d old testament, King Saul invoked (Through a Witch), d Spirit of Samuel wen he wanted to go on a certain Battle..

Jehovah's witness version:
D Spirit DIES alongside d Body@death..But on d Last day when their body has long turned to sand, It is the Spirits of men dat will b Raised by God and Judged!! From d ones who re Righteous, some will stay on earth while others will be d 144000 guys who will be inhabitants of Heaven!!

So From these Two, One might b Correct..

SpecialAdviser:
Stop insulting Mary

Yea, He was Trying to be Funny, Doing Pun/Wordplay inorder to make pple Laff..

But He doesn't Know He has insulted the Virgin Mary, calling her 'Mother of Craze'..
N some peeps (Perhaps Catholic-Haters) re laughing n Liking his comment..

Some Nigerian Christians don't Respect Jesus, John d Baptist, Peter, etc..But can Kill somebody if Their Pastor/Prophet is made jest of or used for Jokes..

Wat a Pity!!
But no Problem, God is a Merciful Father!!..He still Forgives us of our Sins..

I see some Fools in d @1st and 2nd Page trying to be Humorous..

FYI, Arsenal FC is a Highly Successful Team n Football Powerhouse in Europe and d World!!! Some Foolish remarks/banters cannot Change dat,@All!!

saphiere:
This is a male creating this fake story to bash female.
Please stop mentioning me again.

Owk, so you are now bothered, right??

I only mentioned you because ur Feminists views seem to be Hypocritical and One-sided..

You bash Guys/men most times for the Terrible things dey do, e.g Rape, Theft, etc but Keep SHUT when it is Females that have committed similar crimes..

You Paint Men Black n give us Terrible tags most times..Is dis hw Oprah Winfrey, Chimamanda or Linda Ikeji do dier Feminism??

So, If you don't want me to mention you, Try to be Objective and Balanced in ur news reportage n Giving out of Opinions..

Then, Everyone will be happy n satisfied with a Saphiere's Post!!..So, dats it..

Thank you n have a cool weekend!!

@Michelle has Already Done Justice to d Topic!!
Der's nothing left to be said!! Ijaws will say Egberi Fade..

Also, Hope this story is not Take

Want to Add that d Way Naija Girls Bill dier Boyfriends is Terrible!! N dey wud still join Feminists like Saphiere babey to claim 'Men are Evil'..

Somebody said 'BOYFRIEND 4 NIGERIA GET RESPONSIBILITY PASS MARRIED MAN WITH 3 KIDS FOR USA'...

Shebi you all can see d Great Benefits of Sex Education, which was discussed here Yesterday??

He asked the Boys for Sex and they just agreed, Opened dier Anus for him to fvckk..So sickening n scandalous!!

11-14 year old Boys agreeing to sex just like dat?? @dat age, they shud know better( d ones in my street are already big times stackers of Bet9ja, Betking, etc)

If the Parents of d Molested Boys had done dier jobs by sitting Dem down@7,8 n 9 years n talked about sex n its merits/demerits, The Boys would have Rebuffed d Randy teacher's advances..

But, the Parents felt 'Oh, sex education will spoil my children, It's God that helps one to be Righteous, bla bla..

Sheybi Una see am noww??

Reex12:
You must be very slow..imagine your parents showing u such scene at an early age, do you know how awkward that will be? you just took away the kids innocence and exposed him to a world of pornography or you think it will end there ..some of you just open mouth waaaah with no sense

Lol, I get where you are coming from..

But Really, Just like sex itself, children will still come across Pornography one way or d other..

Dats y I said, you eject and most importantly Tell d child about it in DETAILS..D Good and Bad and consequences..Do not think Children of 6, 7 and 8 years are innocent..They have Bad friends at Skul, Tv stations(Mtv base, Soundcity,etc) n movies corrupts Dem..

Dats y you should be open and professional in teaching Dem d sex education..

Wen u do dat, d child will respect you n take your Advice..

But I see, Most of u (Parents n Upcoming Parents) have Fear in you(to speak to ur own child oo)..
While some have Ulterior motives or hidden agenda on d child..Dats y u guys don't want d sex education..

ayenale1:
What is sex education in the first place?you will be surprised before you even say jack ur teenager will sit u down and educate u...my best sec education is the method our grandma used i.e. threaten the boy or girl that if anyone touch u na belle be that o they will leave with that fear but a case where u sit a child down then start telling him or her sexual stories...children of nowadays will practicslize everything u say and that can be a doom...only God can help raise a child. Mommy and daddy play among infants start from sex education they heard from their parents but when you threaten them they live with that fear till they mature but like i said only Jah helps...

Hello, plz you are Wrong on dis!!

You can teach a Child sex education without instilling 'Fear' in Dem..

Infact, Dat Fear tactics (most used for Girls) is counter-productive!! A Guy with good persuasion will counter her opinions n have sex with her! Her bad friend can also do same!!

In 2019 BBNaija, one Girl(Daine or so) said her Grandma Forced Dem to swear to be virgins when dey were little.
But In d house, she looked so Sex-starved n hungry for Romance..She was under D Fear of sex probably@dat youthful age..She grew up to fear sex, probably..

Instead, You teach Children and let dem know d Good n Bad Sides..

In oder post, u re saying 'Pikin wen go Spoil go Spoil'..

D way you re saying it, am suspecting you oo. It's like you did 'Mummy n Daddy under bedsheet play' well well when you were small..

Auraby:
As soon as they can recognize you as the mother or father. Children of nowadays are so smart. Teach them the correct name of each sensitive part. Teach them never to play with it or allow anybody to play or touch it. Some parent like using slang for each part, no no tell them the correct names. Teach them to respond sharply like 'stop that' or i will tell my mum or dad, to anyone that touches them inappropriately. As they are growing up continue to teach them and be blunt. Don't ever shy away from any topic.
It was my dad that taught me sex Education. He never shy away from it and it helped me a lot while growing up. Although my mum taught me too but I was more closer to my dad. When I saw my menses for the first time, it was my dad I ran to, and he took me to my mum, and I was lectured on how to take care of myself. Parents should learn to be free with their children. The world out there is not normal. So crazy!

Oh!! Dats so Sweet n Nice of your Dad!!

You see how Good/Nice men are all over d Place in Nigeria

Yet, one of ur sister here (Saphiere babey) comes to Tell us how MEN ARE EVIL and how No woman should leave her daughter alone with her Father??

Having a bad past n Generalizing all MEN to be bad!!

Very Nice Topic!!

WHEN TO INTRODUCE!!
D Best time is 6 or 7 years of Age..Dis is because Children lose dier innocence(Dat Childish naviety) @dat age..

If u check, it is@dis age dey start knowing about Sex, Toto, Dicck, etc..

Dey learn it from Skul or Playmates..While some see it on TV or even inscriptions on wall in doz Kpako areas..

HOW TO INTRODUCE!!
You can Buy d Child his or her Favourite Candy, Biscuits, Toys, etc,,

Slot in a Movie which have sex scenes( where d actors go Nude while Kissing n Smooching!!)..
Den Pause and Eject and then Expose d Child to the world of Sex..

Tell him/her Dat it is meant for 18+ or Those who wants to Marry..Not for Teenagers or Kids..
Admit dat it is sweet n sensational but Full of Consequences such as STDs, HIV n even Destruction of Destiny..

Den d Child will Learn n Appreciate you d Parent!!

Kudos to d OP, Once Again!!

Added: Parents diz days re Something Else!! In d Catholic Church I once Attended, One woman( leader of d HCA, Holy Child association), wanted to advise d Young girls of d Group on dis Topic..

Most of d Parents in d Parish Told her NO!! Dat deir children are innocent!!
Was wondering, So diz Parents wants dier children to learn Sex from Friends/Media?? N it's not like Dey Demselves will teach dier kids the Sex Education oo..

Angelfrost:
UGM = Unknown GunMen!

Everything, including Robin Hood, must get K-leg when it comes to Naija! You know the way na!

Oh, I get it now!!

But D Truth is dat As Someone said Here recently..Buhari/APC govt is a Killer-Vehicle driving Nigeria on a Road to Anarchy/Civil War and perhaps coup detat..

See d Negative News Piling up everyday..
Pantami, IPOB, ESN, Arson n Destructions here n there, Politicization of d Army, etc..

To be Honest, We just have to believe d Nnamdi Kanu's Conspiracy theory..Buhari is dead n a Clone(who is so Mentally n physically Tired) is@d helm of Affairs..

because d Real Buhari of 2015 couldn't b dis bad..

And may God deal with d Collaborators of dis Evil Design n Scheme!!..@last, dey will b the ultimate victims!!..

Angelfrost:
Social media is already afire with the rumor that it was arson carried out by the new Robin Hood in town (UGM)... That they are moving up country from the East.

UGM Stands for wat??

And If They re Robinhood in Nature,, Why don't they share out Money or Palliatives when or After Doing dier business??

FalseProphet1:

Lol, see your emoji..
How come you didn't see this Fire outbreak n tell NL peeps about it??

Josywhyte:
Na d last person song I fit download or listen to be that. His songs are meant for Yahoo boys and drug addicts. I listen to reggae,blues,RnB and other good music,not this trash from the likes of erriga,lil kesh and shmurda

My Guy, It's ur music preference tho..

But Erigga does not sing for Yahoo Boys!! He is a Free-Spirit, Hardcore but Social conscious Rapper!!

Talks about Pussy, Weed, Booze sumtyms but Gives you Motivational words@other tyms..

Even G.O.A.T. of Nigeria music, Fela Anikulapo Kuti also talked abt doz things in some of his Songs..

Dats who he is and dats his identity..He is Similar to American legends, Tupac n 50-centz in their Heydays..Just doing dier thing, not necessarily to prove any point to Fans n critics..

But agreed, Erigga Issa Bad Guy!!

His Childhood n upbringing in doz Ghetto Areas influences his songs alot, same as it did to 2pac..

But He has Great songs with some good messages..

Headpan
Jollof Rice ft Duncan Mighty
Victims
Street Motivation ft M.I Abaga
Area to the world ft Victor AD.

Go Download, ok??

Rita Edochie and her Lord Odumeje body go rest now!!

D Way Nigerians Worship their Pastors/Prophets is Terrible!! Once you criticize dier Pastor, Dey lose dier Heads n can even Kill!!

Some are not different from D Islamic Fanatics we criticize..

N to think dat Dis Rita Edochie was calling Pres Joe Biden 'antichrist' wen she is a devil n wolf in sheep clothing..

May God deal with this Impostors n Fraudmen n Women we call pastors n Prophets..

Nice Post from d OP!!

You re correct on d Guys mentioned..Having nice songs but still not popular..

Der is also Idahams and Demmie Vee..

As for Erigga, He's just one of the Best Lyricist ever!! His Songs captures you Particularly if you re a Ghetto/Street person from a Not-Rich background!!

EriBaba is a Phototype of Legendary American Rappers Tupac and 50-cent!!

Sings about Drugs, Pussy, Diccks, Booze, etc in a Way that still Thrills you listening to it..

N he has Alot of Funny n Crazy Lines..e.g Like Christmas Day, I nor dey 'Cum' quick..lol

But He never Sought to settle in Lagos, Align with Music producers der and build his career in the entertainment capital of Nigeria..

Dats his un-doing but He seem OK with it!!

Erigga Na Boss!! Never knew MannaBBQGrill (Let me not call him Vulture 4 dis one) is a Erigga Fan..Lol

@Don Spicey, I love your Post!! It is a Big issue Guys shouldn't overlook or Downplay!!

Do you know dat Even G-Boys dat wants to marry will not want a Babe that has been Flexxed by anoda Yahoo guy??

Dat should tell you something!!

Though Some Yahoo boys do dier Fraud Legit..No rituals@all..Doz ones, if they date n Fvck your Girl, No Problem!!

But u see Those Yahoo+ guys who visits Prophets, Native doctors, etc .If Dem Docck ur Babe,, Better END d relationship ASAP!!

because they are some spiritual implications..D Charms in d Yahoo boy's body has been transferred to her n like HIV, will b transferred to you.

So Let's Everybody be Wise!!
@D OP, Weh done, Sir!!

SirMichael1:
She in particular is irrdeemable.

Thank you for Saying it out!! Observed d Rubbish they were doing too but decided to lock up!!..

Those 2 Clowns, one still eats from her Mother's pot/depends on BF while d other depends on his Uncle who has Spare parts Shop!!

Dats y dey are Spilling Trash!!

Truth is Being a Private Skul teacher or Firm worker is not bad If only d Worker Hustles for extra income to augment d Salary!!..

My Friend of mine is a Teacher, earns 25k + doz extra n Home lessons of 5k or 10,15k..

But he is a Painter!! He gets contracts from time I nterval. D last job he went for to Paint a Storey building, he got 14k only dat Day!!!

So, dats wat Private firm workers should do..I just look at dat Two Jokers, talking unnecessarily in d first page n Laff!!

Mr Loveatha!! You and ur Eye-catching but contentious Stories!!

Late to your Party but you have not done Anything Wrong!! Those curses are watery n re just Rants of a Pained Girl..

Those criticizing d OP, You guys re wrong n Sentimental!!

is because if d Friend went ahead to marry the Girl who fuccked plenty Guys, n one day in d Marriage, one of the Ex comes to Attack d OP's friend n kills him, Won't d OP regret Eternally dat he never told his friend??

Also, We in dis Nairaland must Learn dat Our actions now have consequences in d Future..

If you re Fvckking diccks/pussies, smoking hemps, Taking drugs, doing Fraud (Yahoo), u must get a repercussion in d Future!!

Talking about Marriage, Even in the Catholic Church, When Barns of marriage is announced, dey would say 'If der is anyone who has a reason y diz two shouldn't be joined in Holy matrimony, dat person should see the Parish Priest!!

If somebody has damaging Evidence on d young couple n goes to see d Rev.Fr, dat marriage is jeopardized and may not see d Light of day!!

Dats y as we feel we re Flexxing as Youth, Enjoying Fine babes/guys, we must know dat der re consequences..

So Mr OP, Dat Girl shouldn't complain!! She is paying for her sin's!!

Sufferingboy:
Wrong,before the civil war we Ikas were never Igbos,we only fought and supported them as brothers and neighbours.Even the benins and esans where majority of our ancestors came from,we don't claim them anymore.
We are Ikas.

Hahaha..Lol..

Tell him oo..

Ikas are Ikas..N I really like your Pride and Boldness when you said it..

He made some points but really,, I have been to Abavo, Umunede, Igbodo, Agbor n Owa-Igbo and I know dat d Ikas have NEVER called demselves Igbo!!

Infact, Was told dat they share some Cultural Ties with Binis of Edo state..Dat There was a time When Oba Erediawwa or Akenzua of Benin helped save d life of a Young Dein of Agbor!!.

It is Mayb the Ikas/Ndokwas who stay in Lagos or Abuja Are d ones who claim to be Igbo..

or as I said in a previous comment,, those ones who because dey desire a Federal Job, Contract, University Admission, etc now Mischievously or Cowardly claim to an Igbo..

All d same, We shouldn't Argue too much..Who will be president will b president..

Let us as Youth Face our Business n Find Ways to better ourselves, Financially!!..