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i look forward to the day we stopped reading dumb threads on Nairaland

***vomits on thread and runs out***

That's the kind of thing i admire. Very soon i wll drag them to court myself. When 50persons in this country sues them in different courts, let me know why they won't buckle up. Upon the poverty rate in this country,we are still loosing money under their custody.How can they convince us they are not the ones behind these acts. I am angry. serious!

bless ur heart!

OAM4J:
Can somebody please answer the question 'how they do it?' am sure they are not doing 3some or something like that. Cant just imagine one wife sleeping and the other in hot action. Gosh!!! How do they do it - in one room?

Its easy, they prob have a time table

Monday- Iya Basira
Tuesday- Iya Folusho

Rules: Quiet sex, whoever screams or make any gesture to wake the kids up will be disqualified for two weeks!

Both. U cant afford to miss either,

"But you’ve

never met

my husband!"

He won’t take out the garbage
He won’t cook.
He won’t clean up the house
He won’t do the dishes
He won’t make the bed
He won’t do the laundry
He won’t take me out to restaurants enough
He won’t cut the grass or weed the garden
He won’t shingle the leaky roof.
He won’t paint the house.
He doesn’t give me enough money
He won’t have sex with me when I ask
He doesn’t buy me enough clothes.
There is not enough food in the house
He won’t help me discipline the kids
He doesn’t participate in family bible studies.
He tells me how long to grow my hair and what colour to die it.
He has hold me to get a job so I can support him while he stays home and does house work.
He tells me how to arrange the dishes in the cupboard.
He tells me where to hang pictures on the wall.

How do u define useless?

chelsea4su:
men, men ,i wonder why some women are not focus ,you will leave your kid for your husband kai ,your future ,your life ,your flesh for a man ,who can decide one day, that your tenure as ended in his life.as for me ,i will rather choose my future which is my kid.

I can be in jand for three years without going home at all, my dad can't stay a week without my mum!
In as much as we can't rule out the natural love a mother has for her kids, you must also remember that in an absolute normal scenario, the lady meets the husband first, before the child, and when the latter goes away, the former remains, hence the term "for better for worse".

my husband will always come first and my kids will always be my utmost priority in life
in other words both of them means the world to me
but i think i wil focus more on my husband
and make sure the kids get all the love they need

I owe u dinner ! well said

When kids grow up, they leave your home to build their own lives, maybe visit once or twice a year
But when your body is old and grey, your loving partner is still sitting next to you, and to him you look just as beautiful as the first time u took his breath away
Husbands are for ever, kids only come to ensure to continuation of human cycle!

Sanusi goes after Banks , Banks go after debtors (school) , School increases school fees , many students drop out , crime rates increases , many drop out turn thugs , thugs go into politics and you say Nigerians have bad leaders?

Guess the violent take it by force then!!!

yep!

You guys talk about being self employed as if say na dodo
u dont just wake up one day to be self employed, u need money, innovation and contacts to begin with and you only get all these with experience over time, any sector you are planning to go into is already tightened up with competition, and there are no victories without losers, many are determined to see you loose, therefore you need to put your sweat, your blood and your tears into it, its a long tough road, it starts with Experience and please dont call it slavery

Such terrible stories! Why can't you tell the truth for once?

You can lie faster than a dog can run!

this is the funniest ever!

Am sorry guys, i don't mean it to sound that way, maybe u guys were right after all, am only trying to pass a message that its better to accept Jesus before it's too late!

@Jagunlabi:


Well, am quite sure you aren't hearing the story for the first time, its either you don't believe in the existence of a God or you do and you just hate him {which does not really make sense because we are all mortals and we end up as dust in the end}
A man came into this earth many years ago, he conquered death and hell, he died an innocent man, he gave His innocence for other people's sins, he died for the sins of the world.
Jagunlabi, look at the sun and moon, a power exist somewhere greater than what we could ever fathom, tht is the power of God!

I welcome your replies

A former secondary school mate died about 2 days ago,
He had a hot argument with his cousin and the latter got out of control and stabbed him to death.
I couldn't help but seek answers to questions that forced their ways into my mind: Perhaps the dude woke up just like any other folk out there, did some morning routine exercise, logged into Nairaland, perhaps he even replied some topics and then before the end of the day his time was up, and just like everyone that has gone before, he now rest in peace.
Life is strange, the sun comes out with so much energy and the night blesses with its own silence, the sound of the tick tock continues. and gradually, every man meets his own end.
Jesus is calling today, he alone is the way!, look what he did for you

[flash=535,325]http://www.youtube.com/watch/v/mtR5-OoMhPM&feature=player_embedded[/flash]

you never stand against the truth and win, never!
can u hear that sound?
>>>>>Ribadu for president!! Ribadu for president!!

honeric01:
it's been postponed, there's internal crises going on between the committee members.

Dont see any reason why stuffs like this should lead to crisis. only in Naija

when d hell is the competition starting? its been almost a year now

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Nice accent!

walk up to him and ask him if he fancy having a drink with u , dont be shy , if he refuse ,then move on and forget about him , but if he agree , u can ve sex with him after the outing ,if u desire , but with protection,. after sex , dont call him , wait and see if he will come after to u . i ve use this method for a guy i once fancy , it work , but i later dump him cos i discover the feeling i had for him disppear

Bad girl

[flash=535,325]http://www.youtube.com/watch/v/4iKfrY9l2kY&feature=fvste3[/flash]


The party will never get in!
If worst comes to the worst, i go arrange boys for ballot boxes

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u dnt fck with the white house, ever!

Winnergal:
as long as u aint referring to moi . . .

TheSeeker:
.You're just a town crier, nothing more.

Winnergal:
Yeah just a town crier but a great one at that . , i'm going to use my trumpet in blowing your air head out . . .

here we go again, it never ends, thts why its called Nairaland

Winnergal:
He banged the hell outta me last night . . . How can My Own Seun be a virgin? . . .

Tell us ow he did it, from the front or the back i hope Flavio wont come spitting all over the place

seun is a virgin?

Anybody wants a virgin man for 11 bucks?

Winnergal:
Seun . . . I'm obsessed with him . . . (_{Don't tell WinnerGUY)} . . .
@
FlaGAY aka Jealous FOOL . . . Eat your heart out . . . Seun fukced me real hard last night   . . . Now what?

real hard! Seun is the man, lets put him on auction and see ow much people will bid for him

Bid starts at 10 pounds