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Why the daddy go vex now. We no see anything now. That's how sports women use to dress. She did it at the spur of the moment.

No vex daddy we no see the real things.

E don begin dey pain KANU. He started it. We warned as enlightened Ibos that it was senseless and they wanted to swallow us.

Even those that are complaining now were clapping back then. Now the chicken has come home 🏠 to roast. Monsters are so easy to create but very difficult to tame.

Funny.....are you a baby?

Cele wedding 💒

Yeah.... very cool 🆒 and sweet.

Weight weight weight

@iCauseTrouble
This is the reason why Third class students in Nigeria go to UK, US and Canada and come out with First Class.


@me
Big lie.

Their floor is tiled so no big deal. Maybe the teacher wants it so.

Does this Norwegian understand that this guy is not circumsised? Let the guy off light when he wants to do.

Team C and Team D

@Dyfynezz12

How many jobs in Nigeria can pay u more than £125000


@me
You have forgotten that your rent alone takes £84,000 from there. Your monthly rent of £700 per flat is my rent per annum in naija.

@Racoon
Leave them make they continue to whine themselves. Corruption can never fight corruption. If anyone should do that, it must no be the balabloo-blu-bulava drug baron. It just got to be an unstained neutral person.


@me
Who is unstained among present day Nigerian politicians? If your answer is Peter Obi, you have scored F9. Every yash you open you must see shit. It's just that some yash carry more shit than others.

@Racoon
Any arrest, charge, prosecution and conviction of Godwin Emefiele without involving former president Buhari that solely appointed him to do all the dirty business over 8 years is just a charade and facade.

This will most obviously be another sensational media propaganda frenzy trial and whirlwind chase. They sat as a party watched Emefiele grossly abused his office using public funds to purchase APC presidential primary form without doing anything then suddenly turned around to shout corruption? Them dey ment.

Meanwhile why is the DSS yet to arrest Mahamod Yakubu to face investigation and criminal trial for financial and electoral criminality? Fingers crossed!


@me
You are funny. If you like when I appoint you as a professional and start to give you unprofessional instructions to execute, go ahead and execute them. When the hammer falls you will tell people that you acted on my instructions and I will remind you that you are a professional.

By virtue of your being a professional it is assumed that you should know more than me. If my instructions are unprofessional and if you care about your integrity and your name, you should resign.

What is attractive about map of the world 🌎 on a lady's bombom?

@Supremos
For those who will accuse me of posting fake news, go to Facebook and type Akwakuma, read posts and comments, it happened today.

Seun Mukina lend your voice to the terrorism going on in Alaigbo.

Obviously, we don't have president.

@me
You have a president my dear but you mobidly hate him. You hate the country where you
belong. If he takes action now you will say that he has sent Hausa/Fulani soldiers to finish Ibos. That he will be surmoned at the world court bla bla.

If you were in his shoes what would you do? See what we have done to ourselves. We warned when this was starting but we were insulted and called names.

I'm an Ibo like you but I can never relocate to igboland permanently. It's a shame. We don't know when it will end. We have created the monster. How can development take place?

@Reinaldo
Anambra is enjoying the good works of Peter Obi to date, producing such brilliant minds.


@me
Which Peter Obi? This is Lagos trained girl. Deeper life high school, mowe. Our people na wa.

Any bachelor up to 35 years is an advanced bachelor.

Come ooo...a lady of that age is is is an upper case spinster.

You are even talking of Yoruba and Hausa. Oti can never appoint any Ibo from another state no matter how competent the person might be.

Abia was calved from the old imo state. Some imo indegenes in the old imo civil service were sent to abia. Abia government sacked all of them.

We complain so much about how others hate us but we don't talk how we hate ourselves. We are not accommodating to our brothers and other tribes.

If we go to other people's environment we will like to dominate them but our hearts are not broad enough to welcome others. That's why other tribes don't settle in our area.

I have said it to some of our people that no group developes their place alone. You must make your place condusive for others to come in. This is lacking in igboland. Dangote can never invest in igboland. Oya attack me.

@Samantha124
For me, I'd have to say it's men... I've heard a lot of guys talking about marriage, but I'd hardly hear ladies talking about it.

And also keep in mind the following.
1. We are Africans and in most tribes, the child will not be considered yours until you get married to the mother.
2. Men usually get shamed for still living with their parents while already in their 30s or 40s, even if they're working well, but women don't necessarily get shamed even if they have a child or children.
3. There's a saying that behind every man, there's a woman... And that's because every man needs that feminine touch in his life, that also includes his house, food, and clothing, they all need that feminine touch..


@me
You argue like a lawyer so I will say court

Did you remove the pants of others and check? How can we test you and confirm? Who we go ask? Who is your witness? Are you circumsised? Show evidence or we not believe you.

The answer to the question can be found in: when a lady and a man that is doing well is dating, who brings up the issue of marriage more often?

@Samantha124
Men crave marriage more because most of them can't look after themselves and always need women to look after them... They're like big babies.

You don't need a man to tell you that he's single in order for you to know, just check his dress code and go check his house, the environment alone will let you know that the man is bachelor.


@me
I'm a bachelor but none of the above apply to me.

@Mindlog

With the present prices of foodstuffs in the market?.....Yes, low income,

Let me cite an example. Even with the rising cost of living here in the UK, a person who is earning minimum wage of £10.42 per hour will not struggle to feed himself if he is not wasteful. If he works 10hrs daily and his net earning is about £75 for the day, on his way home he can afford to buy 200g of ground egusi for £2, half litre of palm oil for £2.50, ground crayfish for £2, a pack of maggi seasoning (25 cubes) for £1, a pack of dried ugu leaves £2, 1 kilo of hard chicken £3.50, pepper and other condiments £2, then 1.5kg of garri for £3........so what he earned under 2 and half hours can get him a nice pot of egusi soup, he can get 4 meals out of.


@me
See calculation. All these UK people are full of calculation. They sleep, wake, eat and breathe calculating. I studied their taxation and keep asking myself how they practice it.

This kwekus of a thing. How did he see the entrance? How did he close it? Of all the problems of a blind man konji come become his number one?

Nna men na wa.

The timing of the release of the EU report is very suspicious. That report ought not be released while the election is being contested at the tribunal so that it doesn't favour any candidate. It should have been released after the conclusion of the case.

This has been the pattern before now. There is clearly a sinister motive.

Na she go foooooooroook herself for 200 hours?

@pocohantas

Since you already have POP cement and paint...

I will advise you take out the tyrods of your ceiling. That is those borders of the slate. It is something you can remove yourself.

Once it is out, your ceiling would be a flat surface with just the wooden edges exposed. Proceed to fill up the exposed wood with the POP cement. Smoothen properly, allow to dry and paint with white emulsion paint.

If you want, you can add get an electrician to add POP lights or just leave it bare

Screeding your walls and painting it won't give you the desired look if you ignore that ceiling and if you decide to fix the ceiling later, the process would ruin the walls.

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POP on slate is ideal for people on a budget or minimalists. Most POP guys would refuse to do it because they rather you give them 200k.

Is this DIY?


@me
Ah great Poco. Are you into civil engineering and construction? Nice 👍 to read things different from your usual.

Pay another beast to accompany you. He will become your guardian angel

@siofra

The most important question is, Are you tall??

Asking from experience.


@me
Experience as how? So you have done this type of thing to son of man before? Siofra, siofra.... siofra.

When you bath regularly together you begin to think how to do that thing in the bath tub.

See them celebrating their small stature.