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How come Bakare attacks Obj but yet he praises Tinubu ? Isn't he aware of how Tinubu swindled Lagos ? So because he fought Pdp now makes him a hero

royal231:
Bishop.. hmm

Not only the northern elites.... it's all the northerners including you....

History of boko haram... they started with the Igbos. ... what did you do or say then .... nothing

What did other northerners say or do then... absolutely nothing

Until they went to the church..... ... deep down in the elites mind... they were happy Because the church was growing....




Now people no gree go church again for north



Dem face them selves...


Oga shey na now your eyes open...

You seem to forget that the Igbos suffered more in the hands of bokoharam


Not sharia or whatever is the cause.. it started with pure hatred and envy...


And all northerners .. I repeat all northerners envy and hate the Igbos


What you see today is just a spill over effect...

Blood calls for more blood irrespective of the tribe and religion..


My one cent

Ibos, part of boko haram I don't think so. Boko Haram is completely Islamuc.

Olasco93:
Wooing a girl is not as easy as you think especially when it comes to dealings with Nigerian
girls, although most guys are nurturing the ideas that Nigeria girls are CHEAP and easy to be
SCREWED once you have the money.
Well it’s not all girls, a friend of mine will say "There are some 9ja girls that are naturally hard to get."

No matter how hard a girl seems to be, the right guy can still get into her heart because girls naturally are fragile in heart as so, they need to be followed up slowly, especially when you are nursing the idea of starting a relationship with them.

Not all guys have the gut to walk up to a lady and express their feelings for her, so here are Twelve (12) Tips on how to get
that 9ja girl that has been giving you sleepless night.

1. Start on a Friendship Note:
Most guys of now adays are always in a hurry to go into a relationship, that is why they end up running out of it when they later discover the true identity of the girl.
If you see a girl that you
like, before anything, you have to try as much as possible to strike a cool friendship with her before
anything.


2. Don’t Stalk her:
The fact that you are now friend with her doesn’t mean you should be stalking her. Just play it cool and safe.
Don’t call her during odd
hours except she permits you. Some Nigerian girls are quick to jump into conclusion that you can’t
afford Airtime, that’s why you are always calling during odd hours of the night. Extra cool thingz that year.

3. Don’t Fake it:
Don't just act natural, be natural. If your girl has a brain, she'll be able to detect that you're trying too hard, or striving to be something you're not. Try as much as possible to be natural in all your dealings with her. Don’t fake what you're not and don’t brag because girls hate guys that brag.
4. Be Confident:
Nothing is sexier like being Confident, it makes girls go gaga and trip for you the more.
Try as much as possible
not to let your gourd down when dealing with her. Work on your self-esteem even before striking a friendship with her. Girls are naturally fragile, they need protection; that doesn’t
mean you should go and flaunt your muscle with any guy that approaches her.

5. Don’t be Authoritative:
All girls hate guys that always questions their moves. Don’t check her
mails, sms, phone contacts & other personal stuff. Give her freedom & I bet you, she will be the one always wanting your
company. Smile at her even when you see her with a guy in such an un-compromising manner.

6. Be Neat:
Girls hate dirty guys.
Even a well known dirty girl will tell you she hate dirty guys, how much more the clean ones. Make sure you are always neat whether she is around you or not. Brush your teeth/tongue, comb your ponk, clean your nails & always wear a nice Fragrance when visiting her or she is visiting you. Don’t go to her sweaty, if you are
just returning from an exercise, make sure you shower and look calm, cool & reserved before you go visiting.


7. Be Fashionable:
Fashion is not just for girls. It's for guys to be
recognized by girls too. Get a nice shoe, T'Shirt & some pair of cool jean. Don't just buy one outfit. Clothes should never be worn more than twice a
week. Don’t overdress & don’t under dress. A wrist watch should be okay. Wearing sun glasses, three to four neck chains
& dressing like Chally-Boy
claiming its SWAGS might turn her off. To me in person, SWAG has got nothing to do with dressing. Shave your bears if you keep one, don’t go to her looking
tattered like 'werey'. She will shun you.


8. Like what she Likes:
Girls are unpredictable, so you have to be tactical when dealing with them.
The closer you get to her, the more you get to know her better. Like her siblings, her family & especially her friends.


9. Be Romantic:
Girls like romantic guys, so be romantic with your words. Don’t forget to tell her how beautiful she is & how happy you are each time you're around her. Hold her hands when necessary & look into her eyes sexily but don’t get
lust in her eyes because some girls have sexy eyes. This might embarrass her. An early morning Good Morning Beautiful sms will go a long way in her developing interest in you.


10. Be Current:
In as much as girls don’t like guys that talk too
much like Derenle, they like guys that are current.
Getting current informations online about happening around you will make her know that you are learned and that you follow trend. No girl will like to be with a bush guy.

11. Be Funny:
Being funny does not mean you should turn to a jester. Always crack sensible joke once in a while when speaking with her. Always try as much as possible to make her smile & laugh but don’t overdo it like Sikiru.
Girls hate boring guys.


12. Ask her Out:
With all these qualities, I doubt if a sensible girl will turn you down.
Goodluck to the wise guys who implore these tips.

Also include 12 steps to follow not to be friend zoned.

Estharfabian:
At first sight...His physique...You know? the size of his chest..his curly hair and all that manly crap..


Buh The main attraction? it's his Intelligence, playfulness and sense of humor!!?

Talk true, money no follow join ?

Icus:
I was arguing wiv a gal which later resulted into a quarel.we trade insults, rained abusive words on 1anoda.i remembered calin her a 'human toilet' and to my suprise,i heard a lightening strike on ma left cheek unexpectedly.i felt d prolonged sound of a bell being rung.i experienced night blindness for a short time.On regaining balance a lil,i retaliated by landing her a THUNDROUS MIGHTY HEAVY DOUBLE SLAP.i dint even boda whr it wud land.to my amusement,she was subdued to it.i tot KNOCKOUT was only applicable to boxing.i dint know thr r KNOCKOUT SLAPS.It was den i realised dat shez unconscious buh later fainted.it seems the slap has resetted her.it was den i realised i ve created a scene.i tot i'd be lynched.ppl arnd later intervened nd she was helped to regain her consciousness.i was astonished dah d crowd were even urgin me to take d aura of patience while dealin wiv gals.dey had been watchin.i was glad dah i was justified.Psychopath like she sud be brutalised

If person die for your head, na you sabi .

Atmmachine:
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If na man ask you for money, you go give am . Anyway, your experiment worked.

passionate88:


This is good news.... When he was not in power, he was talking as if he is a master negotiator, as if he knows what to do to stop the boko haram menace, he deceived some people and even promised to stop boko haram two months after he assumed the office of the president of Nigeria. Now that he has won the election, the so called 'man of integrity' the man whose word one can take to the bank and one will be paid millions, the man who was so poor that he borrowed money to pick his party's presidential form ( Anybody wey believe this part na idiot), has started changing his words. A call to boko boys, keep bombing, the idiot in power now was once defending you when he was an opposition candidate.
Some Nigerians just forget things so easily, this is a man that cried and said the last election (2011) will be his last, 2015 he came out to contest again and you lot voted for him, where's the integrity in that?, he and his minions gave excuses that people pressurized him to contest again, this means he can be easily swayed, he can't decide for himself, he is not fit to rule. But alas, the masters ans servants and some misguided fellows voted him in, he has started negating on his campaign promises, no 5k, no free feeding, security is worse under the so called general. I don't weep for Nigeria, I rejoice that I wasn't fooled by the cheap propaganda's of the APC.


[b]BOKO BOYS, TRY TOUCH LAGOS SMALL[/b].

Abeg this no be good news oh. Make Boko no come Lagos. If them come Lag, make dem go to the sai baba house chanters house first. But no be my prayers.

looseweight:
Yes, Many people are very lazy. How do I know?

I got the contact of a fellow nairaland member who is on to MLM business around august in this forum, and to be candid, I started with zero naira byt today, I cash in a few thousands. For me to reciprocate this, I came here again, put up something about mlm and many contacted me. However, we finished the training, only one came back and showed interest. I thank God, she is doing well today.

I discover that people will rush a package with a price taq, but free things like this, they won't take it serious. These are programs people will demand huge amount of money from you and won't teach you the rudiments and your money will go down the drains....

Hard work pays my peoplepeople


IAMLOOSEWEIGHT

What sort of mlm are you doing ? And how much is the start up ?

amtalkin:
A wailer has spoken ,lying liars and howling howlers come and defend blindly as always.




NOTE: Imagine if GEJ was still the president and all of this is happening how will you rate him?

Don't mind them. Bubu will soon return after meeting the Maltinas in Malta.

udeagbalaC:
The commissioner of health kaduna state standing stressing a point, while the Executive Governor of kaduna state Mal Nasir Ahmed El rufai is sitting on the floor listening during the 2016 town hall budget meeting at Hassan Usman Katsina House Kaduna.

Mallam na mallam. . Lol

viickerz:
Another boring match... Vardy is overhyped. I swear...

Goals in 11 consecutive matches. He don break record.

chimere66:
President Buhari some days back hosted senators and some officials to a dinner.The dinner was attended by Senator Saraki,Senator Akpabio,Deputy Senate leader Senator Bala Ibn'Nallah and many others.Sen. Bala outfit to the dinner however made Nigerians to wag their tongues.Was his outfit to the occasion befitting for a top politician like him?

Source: http://trezzy2..com.ng/2015/11/check-out-senate-deputy-leader-senator.html?m=1

Upon all the money for dressing allowance. Is this the best he could come up with ?

Darven:
Mrsphyno

www.nairaland.com/mrsphyno

This lady is not bad even if i no see her backyard.

vooyour:
lady OP, it's quite obvious that this guy does NOT love you. Do yourself a favour and move on. you're not there because "he won't let you go". you're there because you keep hoping he'll choose you. HE WON'T! if the dick is too good for you to pass up then just ride it and shut your mouth. as long as you don't mind being side chick or friends with benefits. your choice

Yeah. At least you're not like others who are calling the guy a "loser" and seeing the girl as a victim.
This is a case of two consenting adults and no one was deceived. The girl likes her neighbour and would want his commitment but it doesnt work that way.

KashyBaby:
Don't quote me with ur stup!dity...in the first place I am not talking to u!

Are you angry because you are a sexist ? Maybe you would have done worse than the girl

KashyBaby:
U lose the game in all angles...this guy will f*ck both of u & won't let us go either coz he knows he'll be in the deep sh!t when u leave him...
Girl,stay away from this loser & user...he don't deserves u.

Who told you he's a loser ? Between the lady and her neighbour who do you think should be called a loser? It seems you are a sexist.

Adanna28:
Tell your source to get a job, he got too much free time on his hands to discriminate against South African Women.

It degrading and embarrassing to even insinuate all south African women as "easy" it also disgusting to preach such false fabrications.

To the other mumu whom stated all south African women have Aids, stop being an ignoramus lol, there may be a high percentage of Aids victims in south Africa but to conclude all south African women as infected is a fallacy which showcases your "bigotry" hatred towards them.

He never said all SA women have HIV. He only said 1 in 5 eomen are infected.

Darven:
Sarimah

www.nairaland.com/sarimah

This babe is stainless steel.

Farnsworth:
what rubbish... why not seal Nigerian markets... just trying to another inconvenience a company investing in Nigeria, why not just give them a warning and fine them... closing ensure they are not making money... if the product is expired tell them to put expiry date on it and check it before selling it.

Shoprite can't do this in other countries, why Nigeria ?
I don't think the market will be shut forever. It will serve as a deterrent. Next time they won't consider such.

holuphisayor:
Have they succeeded in fighting ISIS? mtcheew

Someone has come out with a brilliant idea. He should be encouraged. Afterall if the administration is in full control of the situation, we wouldn't need foreign assistance.

Stylaay:
APC just politicised this terrorism of a thing. Instead of joining hands wih the last administration to codemn this terrorism. The onus lies on them now. They must wave this magic wand to stop this terrorism. The day Nigerians start being patriotic to the nation called Nigeria eschew ethnicity, tribal hate and think of Nigeria first; we are in for a big ride. I can vividly remember the day my colleague in the office opened her mouth to say so many ibos are involved in book haram just cos of the falsehood that was being peddled to tarnish the last administration. I told her of this bomb blast today and showed her this picture and her reponse was I don't know what to say. She is from Maiduguri. The politics of bitterness we play in Nigeria has finally come around to bite us in the ass. APC must wave their magic wand to end all the problems bedeviling this country.

Dat your colleague ehn na to slap am .

auntysimbiat:
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SOURCE: http://www.nairanaijanews.com/2015/11/jeez-graphic-photos-from-todays-kano.html

So graphic. So they have now gone to Kano .
Hmm. Na wa Oh.

cupsofxo:
HOW MY EXPERIENCE WITH TWO GIRLS CHANGED MY MIND ABOUT GAY
It was on Tuesday evening, I had walked into the restaurant, after the day's, work left in my pocket was just an old 500 naira note that was completely worn out, Hey waiter', I exclaimed, as I sat on the rickety chair, resting my arms on the table. 'Oga welcome, na wetin I go bring for you?' Emeka the waiter inquired, for some seconds I wondered the origin of that word Oga because to my own very understanding it should be used to address men who are very successful in their life endeavours, without much hesitation I ordered for Fufu and Oha soup with two meats also with a chilled bottle of malt to wash it down.
I crossed my fingers as I await my sumptuous meal to be served, while looking around I discovered two beautiful damsels stunningly dressed, both were dinning, enjoying two plates of fried rice mounted by turkey laps with chilled fresh juice by the side for proper digestion. The girls were both into each other, gisting laughing, playing and even feeding each other without even paying attention to the fact that they were in public, ignominiously, I started pressing my phone going through my contacts with no intention of making any call but just to keep myself busy.
Before I could raise my head, my food had already been served uhmmm being the lion that I am, I didn't waste a second to wash my hand and deep inside the fufu that was molded as round as the globe, in less than two minutes, I was almost done with my meal, bitting and chewing my meat and suddenly, one of the girls in a relaxed tone said 'Mr, you are in a public place, please eat responsibly'. On hearing that, I quietly carried my meal to their table, set a chair in between their midst and asked the girl to teach me how to eat in public, they bursted into laughter although, they gave me a warm welcome and introduced theirselves to me before advising me to mind how I eat in public that it would only bring my self esteem low and all that bla bla bla but I cut her short by informing her that this restaurant is like a home to me and that I eat here every evening whenever am back from the day's hustling and opened up to them that I only ate in that manner just to draw their attention (which was a typical lie) they bursted into laughter and from there we where discussing about different topics and they later disclosed to me that they where lovers and they had plans of travelling out of the country to get married.
I was perplexed and dumbfounded, at first the statement was irky, but I had to control my emotions and acted natural by telling them that am not against one's sexual orientation, while discussing with them, Emeka the waiter came to me for his money, and I handed the 500 note I had with me over to him, but to my greatest dismay, he rejected the money saying that it was too old and almost completely worn out, a little arguement ensued between the both of us until one of the girls, salvaged my situation by giving Emeka 1000 naira note and asked him to keep the change.
That didn't go down well with me, because I started to feel embarassed, insulted and humiliated by the girls ' who do they think they are, and what makes them feel they can embarass me like that' I said to myself, but tryin to be a gentleman, I forged a fake smile and thanked them for such a kind gesture, we continued our discussion, this time on chilled bottles of beer, and so they went on to tell me how they became lesbians, Nneka, the girl who helped me foot my bills told me that right from her childhood she hated guys and never associated with them, she preferred the company of her female folks and from there she discovered her true self and she could deny the fact that she loves brunette girls with long finger nails that those were what she always watched out for before making out with any girl. Faith on her own part narrated to me her experience while she was in boarding school and how her school mother molested her and always plays with her private parts, so during her university days she identified only with her fellow lesbians. At the end of their stories, I assured them that there secretes were safe with me and I would always have them as good friends.
We ended up exchanging contacts, the next day I got a call from Nneka who was so much concerned about my wellbeing and invited me to their place on Friday so that we all could go see a movie together. Friday came and we spent good times at the cinema, and since then, they always call to check up on me, we hang out once in a while and we became good friends. I wrote this piece just to inform those that discriminate against people because of their sexual orientation to halt such and try acknowledging the fact that they are as human as other people and they should be tolerated in our society. Being gay doesn't make one a bad person, having spent so many times with those girls, I came to the conclusion that one's true self is not limited to the person's sexual orientation.

What man wouldn't want to be friends with two hot lesbians ?? I thought you were going to tell me about a gay guy who's your friend..

efilefun:
I was expecting to see one Behind lady with her skin bleached and stuffs with the way people had been calling her olosho. Alot of dudes online calling her olosho cant tell me they havent bleeped a girl of her age or even younger. She was too young to think straight and can easily be manipulated with little blackmail threat. Could remember a topic that made FP some days ago about a landlord who raped a 14year old more than once. if the case had gone silent and she came online to vent her anger some years after this same group of people will still call her olosho. As for sugarbelly, she fell in love at a tender age when her brain wasn't matured enough and fell into the wrong hands. Hopefully her case will teach others.

At least this case is more credible than that of Ese's case.

Boss13:
Those Audu's kids may go free because of the statue of limitation, however, the damage to their reputation has been done.

What reputation ? Did they ever have a good reputation ? When their father gave conditions for returning 11 billion naira.
They need to be dealt with. Lock them up in jail. Sue them for some millions.

MzPecs:
And all of a sudden no one is talking about boko haram!

Meanwhile, Bubu is at Malta taking pictures and drinking maltina!

It's not like he knows what to say there oh!
Smh for this government!


Rip to the kano blast victims.
May God deliver us from this curse that is upon our Nigeria. IJN Amen!

Every one is now quiet and we no longer hear about bh activities. It is now common that no one bothers talking about it.

A cosmetic seller now a Facebook hacker . He must be a geniues

Suicide is a way of telling God, you can't fire me. I quit.
But people pass through a lot.
I'm sure if people know what I've passed through, they would have committed suicide. I am living by the grace of God. If not for him, I don't know where I would have been.