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She's still cute...

His comment is too long. I would have expected a short witty response. But I don't think she even understands what's saying

They must pay Oh. If they promised 5k every month fir unemployed graduates, why shouldn't they pay just 18k ?

Bekwarra:
Following APC's tradition of blaming everything on Jonathan, I hereby blame Abubakar Audu's death on Goodluck Jonathan.






Additionally, I blame him for the missing soldiers, the bomb blasts in Yola, Kano, Maiduguri and the IDP camp, fuel scarcity, epileptic power supply, dwindling economy, the current hardship in the country, Ambode's ugly face, the protests against Oshi-Omo-Ole in Benin, Okorocha's big tummy, the attack in Paris, the attack in Mali and my neighbour's daughter's menstrual cramps.

I'm waiting for them to blame him.

Good.

Sijo01:
Smh......... These women should stop already; this their attitude is irritating. They should go and cook for their husbands.
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Thank God for my mom, she dare not try this nonsense.

Cook for you husband, too. If you don't have one, the Lord will provide one for you.

abbaapple:
Neur :oological screening Test.
Sit comfortably and feel calm.

You should be able to complete all 3 tests within 30 seconds or even less.

1. Find the letter C from below.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

2. If you have already found the letter C, now find the digit 6 from below.

9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999699999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

3. Now find the letter N from below. It's a little more difficult.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

This is NOT a joke.

If you are able to pass this 3 tests, you can cancel your annual visit to your neurologist.
Your brain is great and you're far from having Alzheimer Disease.
Congratulations!
If you need to relook, that may be an early sign of an ageing brain!

And its not a joke. . . There is C, 6, and N in there.
Kindly do to know how your brain works and if there is any need to do visual acquity

Found 6, N and C. Didn't get the first question, though.

kendoh2:
I have been dating this girl for the past 4years, she later gained admission in to the University. I kept faith with her because I felt she is worth it. Her days in school, I realized her interest in talking to me kept dropping, inasmuch as I assisted her financialy, I really didn't care about the attitude until I travel to her school and invited her to the hotel I lodged, surprisingly she refuse to see me. I came back.
Funny enough I have not had sex with her because I believed in our future.
Recently she just came back from school and we went outing and I asked her if she had a guy in school, she admitted, yes. My entire system changed. I asked for sex she still refused me, then it became clearer to me that I mean nothing to her. I transport her to Lagos from school and even trying to buy her phone but my mind is made up on her.
Is there any remedy you guys can put up for me on her?

People keep making this mistake. Pls don't sponsor a girl and expect her to reciprocate (guys do the same thing but they are very few). If you want to marry, look for someone who has finished schooling.

Carry go jare. Nothing do you.

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Here is me watching a Nigerian movie[/color]

Well, nice eyes

iliyande:
My current girlfriend wants sex every night and I don’t keep up.I have these feelings she’s a nymphomaniac. We’ve been together a couple of months and there is no sign her ardor is slowing down.

It’s great to have a woman who is so into me but I’m finding it hard to keep up with her demands. Sometimes it’s difficult to get an erection and I’m even wondering whether men can fake an orgasm like women do.





http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/11/help-cant-satify-my-girlfriend-who-wants-sex-every-night/

Some have food but cannot eat, some can eat but have no food.....

delectablegyal:
Really! Can u do without having sex just for a year?
Sex this, sex that. When they are on queue, they want to hit the lady in front with their erect bulala jez to show dat they STAND OUT.

A girl sits on ur lap, the next thing, she starts feeling a rod like object hitting her from behind, can't u control ur oga below ur belt?


Most guys in this generation are sex addict.

Why you go sidon for man preek , sorry laps and you come dey complain ?

Nothing dey happen. . Happy Birthday.

Hmmm.... . That Biafra revolution could backfire. But there cab be a revolution without secession.

Some times, there's really no secret. They are either talented or spend lots of time jacking.

There will be reprisal attacks. LASTMA official, take note.

LegatusGlaber:
The military high command need to go back to the drawing board or hire mercenaries who are experienced in this kind of war fare.
Can you just imagine this?

By now, APC will be regretting playing politics with BH in the first place.

You dey mind them ? When Gej used The Executive Outcome, they called him names. But we all saw the impact they left.

@Topic, 105 soldiers is way too much. There must be more to it. It sou ds more like sabotage.

valencia25:
We are yet to see harshtag and supports from most of the Nigerian celebrities that used #PrayForParis.

In a world full of terrorism, celebrities are making efforts to reunite their fans and the former Barcelona attacker has shown his support to Nigeria against terrorism.

Yesterday, there were multiple bomb blast in the centre of Kano.

A crowded place where most people rely on getting their electronics, popularly place known as GSM Market.

Terrorism has no religion.

My heart is bleeding again in front of such atrocities. What an injustice! My most saddened thoughts go towards my brothers and sisters in Nigeria, victims of repeated violences, such as the explosions which took placed in Kano and Yola, yesterday and the day before. As I have stressed it during my speech at the # YWBall last month, we must become aware and fight indifference, in order to aspire to peace. #PrayForNigeria

- Source: http://www.gistplanet.net/2015/11/samuel-eto-supports-nigeria-see-what-he-did.html

Cc: lalasticlala

Samuel Eto, we appreciate ypu.

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If there is steady light, there won't be need for generator. Small businesses need it. I'm happy that I don't use that type but we should empathise with those who use it

imag5:
sure you welcome

My first degree is mathematics, and I've undergone a programme in drilling fluid. What should I do from here ?

imag5:
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Anyway, let me start by introducing myself, my name is Imagwe Marcus, a graduate of geophysics. All contributions are welcome. The future belongs to those who are well prepared for it. Thanks and God bless.

Cool. How about those going into drilling fluid engineering ?

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Chai, na wa O. See as my mouth dey bring out water. I must go Jamaica, walahi.

Hmm. Sounding more mature and sober now that's he's in power. He has now realized that war against bh is not war against the North.

EUROBOMBER:
I salute General Philip Effiong who was the last president of Biafra. This man stood and faced the armed Nigerian soldiers to hand over the surrender letter. God bless the great General Philip Effiong.

I love the Efik/Ibibio which is why I am celebrating them on my nl profile.

I am not agitating for Biafra or calling for war but if Nigeria breaks tomorrow, the Igbos look forward to having very cordial relationship with our Efik/Ibibio brothere. These guys are the most reliable group of people in the Niger Delta.

God bless the Efik/Ibibio.

@Pazienza, please channel your energy to building an even stronger bond between us and the Efik/Ibibio.

Interesting. While one leader ran to Cote D'viore for safety, the other was busy fighting hard. At the end of the day, little is known about this true war hero.

TonyeBarcanista:
Guy foget that side. People like you are the problem of leaders. How can you say she didn't steal even 1kobo? Do you know that contract inflation is theft? How can she spend billions on "chartered jet" for herself using our money? I followed the tenure of GEJ from day one! I sympathise with her but I must tell her the truth to show my love for her. I'm not saying she stole hundreds of billions like SR would want us to believe, all I want is for her to make peace with Nigerians, God and her conscience like Alamesiegha.

You know what amazes me with Nigerians ? They praise one thief and villify the other. An average Nigerian youth has become so partisan over good governance.
Someone used 78million to build a website, and what he gets is a ministerial post ( this website thing is just one of the many.) No one is calling for his head. Whenever you bring up the corrupt practices of Apc members, some people will say such accusations are false.
There were corrupt people in Gej's government. But let us not limit it to him and his cronies. I wish Nigeria will get the genuine change we are crying for.

zaragal:
Hi nairalanders,

Am in a mess kinda, I always try to tell guys to marry people dey are attracted to physically, not jst the character etc if you. Like slim fair and pretty ladies or a dark or chubby ones whether figure 8 or 1 pls marry your preference not to marry the opposite and cheat

I recently got close to a good friend of mine who is married, I see him beyond my frnd I see him as a mentor, a best friend name it! But not anything ungodly cos have registered in my heart dat dis man is married and I so locked off my feelings and focus on being friends, I like him a lot but love was far from it.

Myself and dis dude got close, another reason why I got close to him was because he was extremely intelligent and he motivate me and advises me, career, etc so I hold him in high esteem. As we got closer I discovered he likes slim fair pretty ladies so he told me he liked me a lot I took dat to be a compliment. I got to see the picture of his wife she was a chubby dark lady the complete inverse of his attraction. He married the lady because she was very intelligent and she was a woman of God.

Our friendship has got really close and I got use to him, I like him cos each tym we are together it's always memorable (no strings pls) so we enjoy moment cos we talk abt books and other stuffs funny experience too but now things has gone out of hand I think he grow feelings for me, I knew dis a while ago but I felt he will outgrow it but dats not happening, he calls too often dat my mum gets to wonder if I hav now a boyfriend lol

We had a misunderstanding yesterday and I got mad and walked out cos he was shouting, and I was beginning to feel embarrassed because we were on the road. So I walked out and didn't pick his numerous calls afterwards he called and called till midnight, through early morning again and pleaded with text msg and said he loves me ...I didn't respond because am confused, I like him and I need him but he is a married man and he is having a silly crush on me, should I just leave him or talk him out of his feelings

NB he also teaches me and assist me in the subjects I find challenging. Pls romancelanders wat do u advise #no bashing pls

Hmmm. So you think that he is not enjoying his marriage cos he finds tall and slim lady attractive as he claims. Abeg forget story joor. Even if he is married to a tall and slim lady, he may still want to shag a robust lady.
I personally love tall and slim ladies (not lekpa O ) but I will look 2ce if a lady with a big attractive booty or boobs walks pass me. . No blame me Oh. My advise just as people have been saying, is to get yourself a bf. I'm sure you sef are attracted to the guy but what is holding you back is your conscience.

Caroline Ekanem is wow .

loomer:
What if na the busy area come decide to pass where pipeline de. You forget how dem dey sell lands for naija

That's the problem