₦airaland Forum

KashyBaby:
U lose the game in all angles...this guy will f*ck both of u & won't let us go either coz he knows he'll be in the deep sh!t when u leave him...
Girl,stay away from this loser & user...he don't deserves u.

Who told you he's a loser ? Between the lady and her neighbour who do you think should be called a loser? It seems you are a sexist.

Adanna28:
Tell your source to get a job, he got too much free time on his hands to discriminate against South African Women.

It degrading and embarrassing to even insinuate all south African women as "easy" it also disgusting to preach such false fabrications.

To the other mumu whom stated all south African women have Aids, stop being an ignoramus lol, there may be a high percentage of Aids victims in south Africa but to conclude all south African women as infected is a fallacy which showcases your "bigotry" hatred towards them.

He never said all SA women have HIV. He only said 1 in 5 eomen are infected.

Darven:
Sarimah

www.nairaland.com/sarimah

This babe is stainless steel.

Farnsworth:
what rubbish... why not seal Nigerian markets... just trying to another inconvenience a company investing in Nigeria, why not just give them a warning and fine them... closing ensure they are not making money... if the product is expired tell them to put expiry date on it and check it before selling it.

Shoprite can't do this in other countries, why Nigeria ?
I don't think the market will be shut forever. It will serve as a deterrent. Next time they won't consider such.

holuphisayor:
Have they succeeded in fighting ISIS? mtcheew

Someone has come out with a brilliant idea. He should be encouraged. Afterall if the administration is in full control of the situation, we wouldn't need foreign assistance.

Stylaay:
APC just politicised this terrorism of a thing. Instead of joining hands wih the last administration to codemn this terrorism. The onus lies on them now. They must wave this magic wand to stop this terrorism. The day Nigerians start being patriotic to the nation called Nigeria eschew ethnicity, tribal hate and think of Nigeria first; we are in for a big ride. I can vividly remember the day my colleague in the office opened her mouth to say so many ibos are involved in book haram just cos of the falsehood that was being peddled to tarnish the last administration. I told her of this bomb blast today and showed her this picture and her reponse was I don't know what to say. She is from Maiduguri. The politics of bitterness we play in Nigeria has finally come around to bite us in the ass. APC must wave their magic wand to end all the problems bedeviling this country.

Dat your colleague ehn na to slap am .

auntysimbiat:
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SOURCE: http://www.nairanaijanews.com/2015/11/jeez-graphic-photos-from-todays-kano.html

So graphic. So they have now gone to Kano .
Hmm. Na wa Oh.

cupsofxo:
HOW MY EXPERIENCE WITH TWO GIRLS CHANGED MY MIND ABOUT GAY
It was on Tuesday evening, I had walked into the restaurant, after the day's, work left in my pocket was just an old 500 naira note that was completely worn out, Hey waiter', I exclaimed, as I sat on the rickety chair, resting my arms on the table. 'Oga welcome, na wetin I go bring for you?' Emeka the waiter inquired, for some seconds I wondered the origin of that word Oga because to my own very understanding it should be used to address men who are very successful in their life endeavours, without much hesitation I ordered for Fufu and Oha soup with two meats also with a chilled bottle of malt to wash it down.
I crossed my fingers as I await my sumptuous meal to be served, while looking around I discovered two beautiful damsels stunningly dressed, both were dinning, enjoying two plates of fried rice mounted by turkey laps with chilled fresh juice by the side for proper digestion. The girls were both into each other, gisting laughing, playing and even feeding each other without even paying attention to the fact that they were in public, ignominiously, I started pressing my phone going through my contacts with no intention of making any call but just to keep myself busy.
Before I could raise my head, my food had already been served uhmmm being the lion that I am, I didn't waste a second to wash my hand and deep inside the fufu that was molded as round as the globe, in less than two minutes, I was almost done with my meal, bitting and chewing my meat and suddenly, one of the girls in a relaxed tone said 'Mr, you are in a public place, please eat responsibly'. On hearing that, I quietly carried my meal to their table, set a chair in between their midst and asked the girl to teach me how to eat in public, they bursted into laughter although, they gave me a warm welcome and introduced theirselves to me before advising me to mind how I eat in public that it would only bring my self esteem low and all that bla bla bla but I cut her short by informing her that this restaurant is like a home to me and that I eat here every evening whenever am back from the day's hustling and opened up to them that I only ate in that manner just to draw their attention (which was a typical lie) they bursted into laughter and from there we where discussing about different topics and they later disclosed to me that they where lovers and they had plans of travelling out of the country to get married.
I was perplexed and dumbfounded, at first the statement was irky, but I had to control my emotions and acted natural by telling them that am not against one's sexual orientation, while discussing with them, Emeka the waiter came to me for his money, and I handed the 500 note I had with me over to him, but to my greatest dismay, he rejected the money saying that it was too old and almost completely worn out, a little arguement ensued between the both of us until one of the girls, salvaged my situation by giving Emeka 1000 naira note and asked him to keep the change.
That didn't go down well with me, because I started to feel embarassed, insulted and humiliated by the girls ' who do they think they are, and what makes them feel they can embarass me like that' I said to myself, but tryin to be a gentleman, I forged a fake smile and thanked them for such a kind gesture, we continued our discussion, this time on chilled bottles of beer, and so they went on to tell me how they became lesbians, Nneka, the girl who helped me foot my bills told me that right from her childhood she hated guys and never associated with them, she preferred the company of her female folks and from there she discovered her true self and she could deny the fact that she loves brunette girls with long finger nails that those were what she always watched out for before making out with any girl. Faith on her own part narrated to me her experience while she was in boarding school and how her school mother molested her and always plays with her private parts, so during her university days she identified only with her fellow lesbians. At the end of their stories, I assured them that there secretes were safe with me and I would always have them as good friends.
We ended up exchanging contacts, the next day I got a call from Nneka who was so much concerned about my wellbeing and invited me to their place on Friday so that we all could go see a movie together. Friday came and we spent good times at the cinema, and since then, they always call to check up on me, we hang out once in a while and we became good friends. I wrote this piece just to inform those that discriminate against people because of their sexual orientation to halt such and try acknowledging the fact that they are as human as other people and they should be tolerated in our society. Being gay doesn't make one a bad person, having spent so many times with those girls, I came to the conclusion that one's true self is not limited to the person's sexual orientation.

What man wouldn't want to be friends with two hot lesbians ?? I thought you were going to tell me about a gay guy who's your friend..

efilefun:
I was expecting to see one Behind lady with her skin bleached and stuffs with the way people had been calling her olosho. Alot of dudes online calling her olosho cant tell me they havent bleeped a girl of her age or even younger. She was too young to think straight and can easily be manipulated with little blackmail threat. Could remember a topic that made FP some days ago about a landlord who raped a 14year old more than once. if the case had gone silent and she came online to vent her anger some years after this same group of people will still call her olosho. As for sugarbelly, she fell in love at a tender age when her brain wasn't matured enough and fell into the wrong hands. Hopefully her case will teach others.

At least this case is more credible than that of Ese's case.

Boss13:
Those Audu's kids may go free because of the statue of limitation, however, the damage to their reputation has been done.

What reputation ? Did they ever have a good reputation ? When their father gave conditions for returning 11 billion naira.
They need to be dealt with. Lock them up in jail. Sue them for some millions.

MzPecs:
And all of a sudden no one is talking about boko haram!

Meanwhile, Bubu is at Malta taking pictures and drinking maltina!

It's not like he knows what to say there oh!
Smh for this government!


Rip to the kano blast victims.
May God deliver us from this curse that is upon our Nigeria. IJN Amen!

Every one is now quiet and we no longer hear about bh activities. It is now common that no one bothers talking about it.

A cosmetic seller now a Facebook hacker . He must be a geniues

Suicide is a way of telling God, you can't fire me. I quit.
But people pass through a lot.
I'm sure if people know what I've passed through, they would have committed suicide. I am living by the grace of God. If not for him, I don't know where I would have been.

amtaken:
So many bitter folks on Nairaland.




Many of them don't wanna hear about other people's success.




This is witchcraft at it's highest level.







Y'all need deliverance.







Oprah has shared brand new car keys to her show attendees.




What's wrong with y'all.

Oprah has even done more. There was an instance she gave every guest on her show a diamond ring.

Akposkool:
This guy is beginning to show off too much. Imagine him giving guests money who attended his birthday? That's crazy imagine if 2baba and psquare plus asa and dbanj attended so he will still dash them his blood money? Please this is uncalled for.
From twitter sharing to birthday generosity. Now i know this man is into some diabolic stuff cus it's so clear now.
Anyways it's his money but hey 33? When 2baba is 40, i don't believe his age.
This is like saying fabregas is older than Diego costa

Well, Don Jazzy is still one of the few entertainers I respect a lot. He's matured and he doesn’t go about posing on Instagram like some other celebrities. He's very wealthy and genuinely wants to help. How many of our celebrities have a big heart ?

Chai

Beehshorp:
I don tire for dis apc administration..I don't know d. Direction dis nation is heading towards... Yesterday I was with an apc die hard fanatic when we were going to look for fuel and I told him dat our minister for petroleum don waka go malta oo and the guy looked at me shook his head and said "I don tire oo I don start to dey regret self"


The change we are experiencing is intimidation of past administration and adjustment of rules to favor em

Lol. But I get one Apc guy wey still dey live in denial. Infact, not one sef.
If I tell them this him go talk say wetin Gej do ?

kenny987:
That is one thing that baffles me. Someone somewhere will sit down and realising he's President will open his mouth n say corrupt politicians from d former dispensation are returning looted funds. Yet, he cannot mention names or d so-called amounts returned but will gladly point to d past administration to deliberately make a scapegoat of d former President.

These people apparently stole in their capacities as public office holders and Nigerians. If Buhari n co are going to attempt to magnify this amorphous concept of body odour/language and titillate d highly battered senses of Nigerians with what they think is great news then they had better go d whole 9 yards by identifying and prosecuting such culprits! Otherwise GMB should just keep shut and get himself real professionals who know their jobs n are ready to do them!

Truth is that this person we call the president just talks without considering the gravity of his statement. Very soon, people will start compiling his blunders.

thatsincerechic:
TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN

Now I am tired...
Just as many of you have taken your time to read this story so have i taken my time in writing it. I cannot please you... I am not writing this story to satisfy your sexual urge(this is to those that are only concerned about Bleep)
I started out with a good intention of narrating my story to many out there who are going through what I went.. I wanted them to learn from this.
Now to those who want a summary, this is a story, stories are usually long narratives. Pls have it in mind that as I post comments I also see comments on this thread.. Majority of which are of obscene thoughts and it's a big distraction to me... Now do this
Imagine you were with friends, or should I say students whatever setting you wanted, and you were telling your story and some are throwing one or two sentence which is totally out of order, not what you have in mind because it is not what you experienced. Now how would you feel
To those that say I was running out of lies because I haven't mentioned the part where I had sex, pls bridle your tongue because You can not tell my story for me.
And to those who say they are bored with the story, just as you are bored, I am also bored because I was no longer seeing reasonable comments as I progressed and i am pretty sure that majority of those that tarried along up till this point are those that are eager to read and enjoy the sex scene. Well, I am sorry to disappoint you, I didn't start my story to ENTERTAIN but rather to ENLIGHTEN you on what is going on in our society.
To those saying I was making the stories shorts so i could garner pages, well sorry to say this but I think you are myopic, if you religiously followed from the beginning you would see comments on when I said I was at work.
And to the young man, that asked me why I Did not type everything out in a computer and uploaded all once instead, well you see sir, I started this story after a thought came to my mind, I was so motivated that I decided to register as a member on nairaland because I have always been a visitor on nairaland and this is my first topic on nairaland. I actually thought I could tell it peaceful as it progressed and not to be confused at the long run by many of you who wanted a different story.

Since you are not patient enough to know how I used what i had to get what I wanted.... You would probably never know.

My experiences are my precious moments because they shaped me into what I am today, and I won't have it altered because I want to tell a story on nairaland.

At this junction I drop my pen!

# walks out of thread*******

If you want to drop your pen, oya drop it. It is immaturity on your part. It seems you have a bad attitude, no offence. May be that's the reason you always get into trouble. As a writer, you should appreciate your faithful readers.
You come here and think you are doing people here a favour. You aren't. There are many good writers here in NL.
I hope you have changed. How can you use people ? You have to admit that you did wrong and amend your ways.

yinkus4u2c:
Because she's a member of the family is not an indication that the family would benefit from her success... Just pray for help from above. It may be a total stranger that would help...

Not quite. I don't know how someone could be rich and be comfortable with the plight of her family.

fayose4real:
Morning guys, there is this lady we have being dating over 4 yrs now, she is ok by me as we match each other perfectly, our relationship has being wonerfull, we live together through out our school days & even up till now, so i am the one providing food & taking care of her and truly i wasn't complaining as i do it with lot of joy because her mother died when she was ten years of age & her father is not financially buoyant, so because of the love i have for her i willingly and happily took up her responsibilities, due to the fact that i have my personal business which is bringing me money when i was in school, though she was the one paying her school fees her self then because she is not a lazy type that depends wholly on another.

her father could send some & she would add the rest from the petty she use to save. We both finished our ND programme in 2013 with upper credit in SLT, so we decided to cross to university through D.E, but unfortunately we were not offered admission to university, so i quickly returned to road construction as i am an excavator operator before gaining admission to ND. That was the 1st time we were separated by work since we started our relationship, my working place then was far so i used to send her money for her feeding every month. I knew for sure construction work is not reliable, & she will be starting her HND early 2015 so i decided to set up a viewing center business for her to be able to take care of her self and her HND school fees so that if the worst happened in my working place we will still be on a safer side & be secured.

I spent all my savings on setting up the business (over 270k) but couldn't complete it so i had to borrow (100k) from her to complete it. The reason for choosing that kind of business was to give her enough time to study as well as maintain the business at the same time, as matches are being played on weekends & any match that falls on midweek will be 7.45pm or 8.45pm, so i know it wont affect her studies. But unfortunately the business didn't excel due to the area, & fortunately for me again i got employed to the Nigeria Immigration then so i had to leave the construction work, & due to this fact we decided she try another DE because she loves medical line (nursing), & since i thought i was an immigration officer by then i agreed to sponsor her through it, 3 months of training no salary & i had spent all i had on that business which is not moving a bit, by that time i dont have anything like money again, to add more to my trouble we were suspended after 3 months of training till further directive, & dont forget that she is still on her HND, so i sold the viewing center at the rate of 150k & returned the 100k i borrowed from her 4 the business.

Fastforward to why am writting this epistle, when there is no sign from immigration that they will call us back, i decided to have a plan B if eventually they refuse to, so i told her that i will have to return to school for my BSc, hearing this from me this lady was so furious, she was so annoyed, she started saying all sort of things that she is 26 yrs of age now that how can i expect her to wait for another 4yrs before getting married, that God forbid bad thing in her life, that she can never wait that long for any man. I was so confused that i didnt even know what to say, i was now thinking that is this how life is, is this girl using me for her benefit or what, the same girl that wanted to abandon HND for 5 yrs nursing programme at university when i got employed, same girl is now claiming she cant wait for me if eventually i go back to school.

The 2nd day i got a call from the previous construction company that i should resume immediately so i rushed there to resume since i dont have any source of income at the moment. We later discussed the issue & she apologized for saying harsh things, & she is acting normal from the day of our discussion, but to my greatest surprise when i returned home on month ending break, this girl is now refusing my sexual advances towards her. Pls i need ur advice, what is happening to me?. Pls don't mind my grammatical error & my lengthy write up.

It may not be as bad as it sounds. If you guys are so much in love, why don't you marry her ? After all, you have been doing what a husband does.
The longer you stay without marrying her, the riskier it is. Better do so fast.

commitcrime:
Hmmmmm


Since u want sincere mature advice. I ll oblige u.

You re a fool!

Your husband loves u so much that he dotes on u. All men would normally do that but men like me dated bitches so we transformed and became assholes.

If ur husband worships u. It is normal

It is left for u to take the obeisances in humility and reciprocate.

If u turn him into an asshole. Babe I promise u. You ve lost him forever.

P.S
I realise it is easy being an asshole than a gentleman

#TEAMASSHOLE

You don't need to call her a fool. I think you should understand women's way of thinking. They want conflict. They don't want a man that will give them everything cheaply.
Sometimes they would prefer a man to be physically abusive (but not to kill her) than a docile man. That's just the way it works with them.

queenfav:
hehehehe..I remember my university days o..then it was like I was being bribed to read well and graduate with honours.Before I say.."I need money.."I have gotten alert.Even up until law school..I didn't lack that much.Though it wasn't so much o,but I planned around my small allowance and survived on it.At a point,I started human hair business for extra income in 2012.Na now I dey know wetin life dey talk well..Because nobody gives me shishi in my family anymore.Them just dey call me big names to decieve me,so that I go dey remember say I don old.In all,every parent should pay attention to the needs of their female children in universities..Cos e no easy.Even those from wealthy homes are tempted to do runs to live extravagant lives,let alone someone who finds it hard to eat.

So no more alert . Now Your Suffering Continues, or abi e don stop ?
But you are lucky sha.

Baboo13:
Its really sad

And he's still going to france from malta

Na world record he dey compeye fir.

mohlanforex:
I VOTE FOR HIM, NOW I WISH HIM PLANE-CRASH ON HIS WAY OUT OF THE COUNTRY. HE HAS TRAVEL 15 COUNTRIES IN LESS THAN 6 MONTH. END TIME PRESIDENT WITH FAKE CHANGE PROMISE. I WILL NEVER VOTE FOR ABOKI AGAIN.

You voted for him. You are the first person I'm hearing who is disappointed for voting him in. Maybe it's because this is a faceless forum.

Baboo13:
LOL


Why go for the gas conference when you have a commonwealth meeting in the same week.


This President's body language is now the other way round

Ask am O !! But no one can say anything.

PassingShot:
Warning: Let no wailer see this as an opportunity to wail uncontrollably. This article is in line with my personal resolve to call the president to order on this forum whenever he missteps. Besides, GEJ was not an option in the last election. So, please keep your sermon of “we told you”, “we warned you”, “Buhari is incompetent” and other bla bla blas to yourself.

Fuel Scarcity: Deafening Silence from the president
One area that our hopes and expectations of good result of Buhari’s presidency were high is in the petroleum industry. Apart from the fact that the president has failed to find a permanent solution to the issue of oil subsidy in the last six months he has presided over the affairs of Nigeria, he has also failed to provide petrol to Nigerians at the regular pump price of N87 and with ease.

To say that the current situation of fuel scarcity has brought untold hardship and resulted in irreplaceable loss of productive time is an understatement. The more worrisome is the fact that the president who doubles as the nation’s minister of petroleum has not deemed it fit and necessary to address the nation (through TV or through one of his media aides) on the hardship citizens are passing through and also use the opportunity to apologize and assuage our anger. This silence is too deafening to be ignored and I hereby condemn it in its entirety, the president’s handling of the fuel scarcity we have at our hands. He should as a matter of national urgency address the nation on what is happening, the government’s efforts to normalize it and above all the long term solution (if not permanent) to the problem. Anything short of this amounts to taking Nigerians for a ride. Pure and simple!

Excessive Overseas Trip
Another area I think the president has erred in recent times is that of gallivanting abroad at every given opportunity. When ministers had not come on board I could understand the need for him to personally attend to those numerous summits and conferences but with the coming of all ministers I’d expected that there will be a drastic reduction in such journeys. The latest one to Iran for Gas Exporting Countries didn’t require his personal presence plus that of Ibe Kachikwu (Min. of state for petroleum) and Tunde Fashola (Min of Power, Works and Housing). He could have let Kachikwu and Fashola attend that one and if he must attend he should have let Ibe Kachikwu stay at home tending to the fuel crisis at hand.

As if the gaffe of the Iran trip was not enough, I read moment ago that the president is due to lead a delegation to Paris on Climate Change! Now, this one is a trip too many in my opinion. We have more pressing issues at home than climate change. Besides, we have a minister of Environment who can lead a Nigerian delegation if we must attend. Why our president must reduce himself to “Ajala travels all over the world” in the face of enormous challenges at the home front beats my imagination.

Dear PMB, you have a chance to prove to Nigerians that we did not make a mistake in electing you president. If you however choose to do as it pleases you even in the face of sufferings of the common man, 2019 is not far away.

May God Bless Nigeria!

You are not a wailer but you see clearly. I thought it was only the wailers that see the fact.
Bubu has to sit up. I wish his coe supporters can speak the truth for once.

IsraeliAIRFORCE:
This happens when 19th century mindset Military dictator is elected president in 21st century democratic government.

As I said before the election, the peoples general is not wired nor can he be synchronized with 21st century diplomacy to forestall this type of embarrassment on Nigerians living abroad.

A man who couldn't leverage on the political capital generated by peaceful handover of power in Nigeria to better the country's image and economy but preferred badmouthing and denigrating his country before the international community while declaring us all as bunch of corrupt creations except himself.

Who or which country will deal with or transact business with people whose president declared as unrepentant criminals and corrupt establishments?

Some people were saying Gej was not respected, he has no political clout, bla bla. But Buhari's body language has not changed anything. The simple fact is that UK is getting leaner and meaner.