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Another blast again. When Boko Haram were in their cooling off period, the army posted pictures of empty camps that were bombed ( we never saw any dead bh fightet ) and claimed that bh are being flushed out.
But now we keep on hearing one explosion after another.

Lennycool:
http://naijaaid..co.id/2015/11/9-most-dangerous-jobs-in-nigeria.html?m=0

You forgot to mention rig workers. They go to their location with a chopper. The chopper could fail and land in water.
On the rig, you arr exposed to a lot of hazards. Worse case scenario, an explosion can occur.

ggrin:
[color=#indigo]The white girl topic is like the elephant in the room right now. Everyone sees it, but no one wants to acknowledge it. Well I say why not acknowledge said elephant. So here’s 10 reasons black men prefer white girls (if you’re offended, f#ck you and your feelings)


10. White girls can get their hair wet. It’s summertime. Who wants to be at the pool with a girl who’ only concern is not getting her weave wet. White girls just jump in the pool without any care.

09. White girls don’t talk back. Put a little aggression in your voice and she will do whatever you say. That doesn’t fly with other races though. They wanna fight. Always.

08. It’ easier introducing them to your family/friends. “Everyone, this is Amber," is WAY easier on the ears than, “Everyone, this is prettythicksme. Just saying.

07. White girls have WAY less restrictions in the bedroom than other races. You can basically do whatever, wherever with them. And they’ll smile through it all.

06. White girls aren’t looking to be in a rap video. Meaning when y’all go out, she’s not looking for you to buy out the bar and light the club up with sparklers. She doesn’t care about any of that sh*t. She just wants her drinks and music.

05. White girls have no problem spoiling their men with gifts. The LOVE that shit! It’s an ego boost for them. (See Kim Kardashian’s birthday present to Kanye? OK then.)

04. White girls don’t give you as many headaches as other races. There’s no nagging, complaining, and other annoying ass behavior. No running through your phone and wanting to know who such and such is.

03. White girls cater to and love to take care of their men. Cooking? No problem. Cleaning? No problem. Anything else you want? No problem.

02. You ever receive head from a white girl? I rest my case.
Which all really sums up my number 1 reason black guys prefer white women:

01. White girls are just more FUN. There’s no other way to put it. If you just want to have fun without any of the negative sh*t, get you a white girl[/color]

Have we also seen the disadvantages

Are they faithful ?
They easily divorce.
I don't think they ate as domesticated as black ladies.
They could be erratic and crazy.

Na wa O. Army don begin dey arrest ? Wetin police go come do ? Btw, fake miracles na crime ?

mendo1057:
There is dis lady I met during my servix year in Enugu. She was ma dream woman,we started something intrestn and am so in luv wit her.. Of recent we played a game(truth&dare)..so I asked her a questn abut her sex life,I was shocked when she told me she had a tin wit women...dat she is bisexual eva since dat day she told me dat I really dnt knw if I was to remain in the relatnshp or dnt.. I really luv dis girl plz guyz advice me

No marry am. She's your dream woman but are you her dream man ?

Thank God for her.

castroevans:
Start by avoiding his chats and that is if it is not office related.
Avoid bin in a one on one situation with him.
If he takes u out for lunch, then that gat to stop
If he takes u home or u take him home, that gat to stop
If u gat pictures of him in ur phone, then delete and that gat to stop
If u keep viewing his pm and dp's, that gat to stop.
If u've done all this and he keeps bugging u, then u have to be mean about it.
All goodnyt and goodmorning messages gat to stop.

Lol. Your advice funny sha.
How can she avoid a one on one situation when they both work together ?
Takes her out at lunch ? It's very unlikely since it will happen cos it will raise suspicion.
She will be a fool to have his picture on her phone.

She just has to learn to control her emotions.

Jolllyjoy:
Most nigerian ladies believed that wooing a guy deprived them from having maximum respect and loyalty from the guy i.e if he even accept hence they tend to make their intentions known through body signals and so called ''greenlight''

But in spite of these common conception about guys am inclined to believe there are still some daring ladies out there,..


The 'gogetters'


pls,if you have at one point or the other wooed a guy,kindly share your experience and how you did it...





Someone need it now

You can go ahead and woo me. Don't worry, I won't tell anyone. Worse case scenario is no

Toktee:
This is so annoying,who the hell are the russians,what combat experience do the russian have,they only flexed their muscles in georgia,estern ukrain,try so many years to termed the breakaway chechniyaz,is that the russian that you guys are talking about,go and check the strength of the turkish military before you come back sir.

So you think Turkey will deal with Russia ?

belabela:
You talk like a kid.

In the military shooting down an enemy aircarft/satellite/helicopter is equal to declaration of war. The fact now is that this said plane was downed in Syria. It crashed in Syria not Turkey.

NATO is currently drafting a response because it is a very serious issue.

Russia has called security meeting and called it a very serious "incident"

A pilot is reported dead and the other captured.

Just to lecture you NATO though big is not a country and need parliamentary approval from member nations. It will be most difficult to sell a war with Russia to people of Europe who largely support Russian war on ISIS. This aircraft was in comabt mission againt alnusura ( alqueda in Syria), did not shoot at Turkey. Now Turkey destroyed the aircarft and "killed" a pilot.

Violation of airsapce happen all the time. Turkey violated Grecce airpace twice last month. You scramble aircarft to protest...but shooting a plane down leading to death...wake up kid...that's how major wars start...from killing some unkown politican...to shotting down a military jet

Some people need to be educated. I hear them say Russia can only bark but not bite. May be they don't know how ruthless Russia can be. No one will want to fight against Russia. Even the great USA will have to think twice.
US should be careful. They have their hands in a lot of things.

Onyejiuwaokoh:
Asad insistence in remaining in power may bring havoc to the world, his people are dying in hundreds of thousand but he doesn't care. As a Moslem he would prefer to die than to step down and allow peace to rein.

I don't think you will liked to be bullied out of power. That is what the West are doing to Asad. They are the reason Isis exists. The wepons ISIS use are American made.

CUMPOLICE01:
Oh....... . Awesome.. .... ... .... ... ....... .. .. Now anti-buhari agents go and kill yurself..... Fashola has made light good so dnt b far from transformer.



Lalasticlala

We should all be open minded. 105 soldiers are missing and the next thing you see is fire burning boko haram camp. How many bh members were killed ?
They go to an empty camp and set it ablaze and you guys start hailing. Next thing you hear, bh will bomb another place.

mizzochocinco:
I write this with a heavy heart but it has to be done so others learn. I met him on Nairaland. It started off with a PM from Grayline which i replied and one thing led to another. We would talk, laugh, gist untol he started asking me for small favors. At first i didn't make anything out of it because i was in love. You know sometimes love can sweet you so much that you will lose your common sense. It like when you are in love mentally you become dyslexic. He will do one thing in 2000 and you will only realize in 2030 he don turn you maga finish!

At first he asked me to get him recharge card because it was raining outside his house and he could not go out. As a woman in love i wanted to impress my man and make him realize I'm not like other girls, I got him double the amount he requested. Few hours after he received the recharge card, he went on ghost mode for 2days. When he finally texted me he told me that he ran out of data and the recharge numbers i sent to him didn't go through. So since we use the same network i tried them on my phone and they were already used. When i told him, he accused me of sending him used recharge card. He even went on to call my lineage a lineage of goats and scammers. I got angry and cut the phone on him.

I was a woman in love I decided to reason with him and we talked and settled all our problems. I promised to give him t-fare to my place so we could discuss everything. When he came over we kissed and talked like lovers and he apologized to me for getting so angry with me. I forgave him to prove to him i was not an ordinary babe. After an hour he started receiving calls that he kept ignoring until he decided to excuse himself to answer it finally. He said it was his mother and if she calls she will be on phone for hours but 5minutes later he came into the house to tell me that he had to rush back home. He asked me for t-fare and i told him he had to pay his own back because i didn't have money again. He sat on the bed moody and i tried to cheer him up and told him i would make him yam and stew, but since i did not have yam in the house i gave him enough to get 5 tubes of yam for me so i can cook some of it for us and keep the rest for myself.

He went out and 10mins turned into 15mins turned into 1hour. I called his phone and it was off. I sat on my bed and asked, but why me? I cried. I have not heard from Grayline since, no money and no yam! I decided enough is enough i cannot be silent. He has not replied my calls on text messages for days! This is to alert every woman out there. If you have an internet lover, you are inviting evil people like grayline to play football with your destiny!

If you met him on NL, what is his username ?

Chai !! A whole 153. Is it not up to half or more of the total number of lecturers

ionsman:
Hehe.

Did any properly educated person actually believe a governor will lay such hefty accusations on his party leader in public? When I saw the news yesterday I shook my head,didn't even bother reading the content because that would have amounted to stupidity on my path.

Wailers/Tanoids are a disgrace to the word "OPPOSITION".

So who are the Wailers and Tanoids in this context ?

She's still cute...

His comment is too long. I would have expected a short witty response. But I don't think she even understands what's saying

They must pay Oh. If they promised 5k every month fir unemployed graduates, why shouldn't they pay just 18k ?

Bekwarra:
Following APC's tradition of blaming everything on Jonathan, I hereby blame Abubakar Audu's death on Goodluck Jonathan.






Additionally, I blame him for the missing soldiers, the bomb blasts in Yola, Kano, Maiduguri and the IDP camp, fuel scarcity, epileptic power supply, dwindling economy, the current hardship in the country, Ambode's ugly face, the protests against Oshi-Omo-Ole in Benin, Okorocha's big tummy, the attack in Paris, the attack in Mali and my neighbour's daughter's menstrual cramps.

I'm waiting for them to blame him.

Good.

Sijo01:
Smh......... These women should stop already; this their attitude is irritating. They should go and cook for their husbands.
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Thank God for my mom, she dare not try this nonsense.

Cook for you husband, too. If you don't have one, the Lord will provide one for you.

abbaapple:
Neur :oological screening Test.
Sit comfortably and feel calm.

You should be able to complete all 3 tests within 30 seconds or even less.

1. Find the letter C from below.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

2. If you have already found the letter C, now find the digit 6 from below.

9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999699999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

3. Now find the letter N from below. It's a little more difficult.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

This is NOT a joke.

If you are able to pass this 3 tests, you can cancel your annual visit to your neurologist.
Your brain is great and you're far from having Alzheimer Disease.
Congratulations!
If you need to relook, that may be an early sign of an ageing brain!

And its not a joke. . . There is C, 6, and N in there.
Kindly do to know how your brain works and if there is any need to do visual acquity

Found 6, N and C. Didn't get the first question, though.

kendoh2:
I have been dating this girl for the past 4years, she later gained admission in to the University. I kept faith with her because I felt she is worth it. Her days in school, I realized her interest in talking to me kept dropping, inasmuch as I assisted her financialy, I really didn't care about the attitude until I travel to her school and invited her to the hotel I lodged, surprisingly she refuse to see me. I came back.
Funny enough I have not had sex with her because I believed in our future.
Recently she just came back from school and we went outing and I asked her if she had a guy in school, she admitted, yes. My entire system changed. I asked for sex she still refused me, then it became clearer to me that I mean nothing to her. I transport her to Lagos from school and even trying to buy her phone but my mind is made up on her.
Is there any remedy you guys can put up for me on her?

People keep making this mistake. Pls don't sponsor a girl and expect her to reciprocate (guys do the same thing but they are very few). If you want to marry, look for someone who has finished schooling.

Carry go jare. Nothing do you.

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Here is me watching a Nigerian movie[/color]

Well, nice eyes

iliyande:
My current girlfriend wants sex every night and I don’t keep up.I have these feelings she’s a nymphomaniac. We’ve been together a couple of months and there is no sign her ardor is slowing down.

It’s great to have a woman who is so into me but I’m finding it hard to keep up with her demands. Sometimes it’s difficult to get an erection and I’m even wondering whether men can fake an orgasm like women do.





http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/11/help-cant-satify-my-girlfriend-who-wants-sex-every-night/

Some have food but cannot eat, some can eat but have no food.....

delectablegyal:
Really! Can u do without having sex just for a year?
Sex this, sex that. When they are on queue, they want to hit the lady in front with their erect bulala jez to show dat they STAND OUT.

A girl sits on ur lap, the next thing, she starts feeling a rod like object hitting her from behind, can't u control ur oga below ur belt?


Most guys in this generation are sex addict.

Why you go sidon for man preek , sorry laps and you come dey complain ?

Nothing dey happen. . Happy Birthday.