₦airaland Forum

Abbykem:
Sex is a way to express love and attraction, which is why it helps solidify emotional intimacy.


1. Are you both interested in staying together in long-term commitment: Sex is a way to express love and attraction, which is why it helps solidify emotional intimacy. You have to first see yourself in a committed relationship with your partner otherwise, save yourself the heartbreak.


2. Are you satisfied with where you both stand: Emotional security is constantly overlooked by most people and if you can’t honestly give a ‘yes’ to if you are both secure then you should reconsider the sex idea.


3. Do you both share the same ideas and values: It’s not how he feels about you, it’s how you feel about him. You should know how he fits into your life in terms of certain values such as work-life balance, religion, lifestyle, parenting style, religion, money management.

Hahahahaaa. If the guy lie nko ?

anonimi:
Please list how many people have been charged to court for corruption by ordinary citizens.
Thanks.


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I will join you in your prayers that God should give him sense. But after God gives him, will he make use of it ?

Yeske2:
Not my biz, if by this time next year GEJ and his crew are not in prison, Buhari must be impeached.
I never voted Buhari for roads and stuff because clueless GEJ and crew had plundered the economy and with the low oil price, hope dey low.
I voted Buhari for GEJ to be jailed for life, we'd supply him his normal brand of gin in there.
Buhari, behave fast, you dey fall my hand, put that clueless GEJ behind bars already.
Sick and tired of these una stories.

So Gej is the only corrupt one Oshiomole is a saint, abi ? Fashola that used 78million naira to build website is a man of integrity ? I laff. Buhari can't do much cos he lives in a glass house. By this time next week, we won't be hearing about Dasuki trial. . You know why ? Because he go Buhari on his scrotum.

EroticAngelina:
First of all, this thread is for the ladies only!! Guys are banned from seeing this thread!

We all know that ladies feel disturbed and extremely uncomfortable defecating( in other words, poopooing.. shittinq, waheva you call it) in the boyfriend's place.
You know girls are seen as clean, un-shitttting human beings, and some guys think girls don't poo(seriously!)
So you might feel somehow pooing when ur with ur bf, I do.
faeces smell so disgusting, and its just a turn off for most guys. The fact that he knows ur in the toilet taking a dump is so embarrassing! despite the fact that all human beings poop, which we all know (including guys), it would still be nice and comforting to think we are unshittable

so if you've not gotten to that 'we-can-shiitt-infront-of-eachother' level in ur relationship, these tips are for you, I use them, and they work for me(I hope)

1 Make sure you do all ur toilet business at home bfor going to his house. if u can't do this, then keep reading

2 NEVER EAT EGG, BEANS AND PAWPAW BFOR GOING TO HIS HOUSE. don't ask me why please

3 If u want to poo, and you're pressed, put on the shower or sink tap to mask the sound of your pooing.

4 Always carry a good air freshener with u. so after pooing, you spray it and open the window

5 You can lie to your boyfriend that ur sweating and u want to shower. but make sure u shower afterwards to avoid suspicion

6 put on a song, raise the volume to the loudest, and be singing along to mask the sound

7 Do not leave the toilet immediately!!! stay till the smell z gone.

add yours if u got any
I know this might seem childish to y'all, buh waheva

And those planning to attack me, y'all gonna be secretly practicing it

no hating!

What if it's a toilet without bathroom. What will you do then ?

bigneorapz:
Hi nairalanders, please i have something that is really disturbing me of which am not sure if it's a good move or not. I have a very rich uncle that is a member of the AMORC ( Ancient Mystical Order Rosae Crucis)
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and he's the only one helpin me at the moment in all the things in life both in school and outside school. Without him i'll be useless financially. My mum and my sisters are all christian in a methodist church of which am also a member. But just yesterday, my uncle came to me and told me to start coming with him to the AMORC temple..infact he said he was going to bring me a student form to fill. Please nairalanders..i'm confused at the moment. I learn that amorc members read alot of which i don't like & they have so many principle too. Please what do y'all think of this? Is it a good church for me to be a part of or should i just tell him to his face that am not interested? Please before u make your suggestion, just know that am scared of turning down his offers due to much respect i have for him..thanks. Lalasticlala please help move this to the F.P

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At the bolded. Is that the reason you don't want to join.

Are other bloggers also going to start paying tax ? Linda is successful, but she should have lived a low profile. I won't be surprised if the reason has to do with politics...

Chubhie:
I wonder how 1000 souls were massacred yet no madam due process,Tunde bakare the Adebyes,oyedepos to speak up. Let's just for once give the politicians a break. How come our religious and activists suddenly gone deaf and dumb?

Even our national dailies and foreign media? These are all marked enemies of the masses whose heads shall be used to play ball on the streets if and when the revolution starts. We have accepted their silences as guilty.

You can see the hypocrisy. The foreign organisations are not helping matters. AI and some Nigerian fools were shouting at the top of their voices calling for sanctions against Iherijika for war crime. And what was his offence ? For killing boko haram members.
Fastforward today. The COAS are being praised for killing unarmed people. Let's assume he only killed those people on that blocked his way, it wouldn't have meant much. But he went further to kill 300 more and destroy their houses and place of worship. No one talked about this. The military only showed video of the COAS appealing to the shiites to clear the road.
No human right activist in Nigeria has condemned this action.

mudility:
Hey pals, if you have read my previous post https://www.nairaland.com/2738913/love-employee you will remember i was crushing on one of my female worker.

After i hastily made my intentions known to her, I was given those kind of funny attitude ladies display when not interested.

On a one on one discussion, she said she will not date me for two reasons. 1. because i am her boss and 2. because she has a boyfriend.

Okay, i totally respect her decision but i realized her attitude changed. She sometimes arrives late to work, flirt with my costumers to make me jealous. The final straw that broke the camel back is when i was scolding my other worker for her mistakes and complains am getting from my customers about her.

What i heard was this my employee i had crush on saying to me with boldness that i dont have to talk to her that way. I was shocked to my bone marrow that i ordered her to keep quit and leave my presence.

After i got home, i could not stop thinking about her rude bahaviour. I almost payed her off today but the sympathetic me decide to keep her till month end.

Pls friends , what do u think about my intended plan?

There's nothing wrong crushing on someone. She's the one not matured enough. Relieve ASAP. After that, come and tell us how she begged you

God, help us all....

mooremadu:
we have seen nothing yet, more will still die, if critical issues are not confronted wholeheartedly. PMB needs to come out to assure Nigerians that our lives are still valued and his Administration will do everything possible to protect us.

More soldiers have been killed suring this regime in the fight against bh.

MissSlimbody:
I no know who slim pass between me and this babe sef

Na you slim pass. Lol.

ollybosieb:
This is my parrot...... It's been with my family for two years. Damn! It sure can talk all day. I feed mine with fresh groundnut (mine love removing it from the shell itself) sugarcane,half cooked beans, maize(you have to soak it for 2 to 3 hours before feeding) apple,carrot,palm fruit(banga) and hot pepper (rodo).

What about feeding it with earth worms or maggots. It's not a vegetarian.

chronique:
Hi folks! I just bought a baby parrot,but do not have experience training birds(especially a parrot). Can anyone help me out with useful tips?

Please release back to the wild

Chimerase:
She neva still get belle?

Na wetin Ibdey ask since Oh

dreylistick:
Creative Director of Owlmedia.com Mr. Omotoyosi Amuludun hanging out with M.I Abaga at the # Toddler # talent # Competition
Powered by @cussonsbabyng
# GrowandShine # CussonsBabyMoment.

M.I be like I look up to God

The guy is not up to 7 feet. MI is short.

VickyRichmond:
If APC is hoping to rig Rivers State dey are wasting their time.Because it is easier to rig Bayelsa than Rivers state.Rivers is more PDP than Kano is APC.So they shouldn't bother.We have not forgotten hw Ameachi pocketed pensioners Xmas bonus,refuse to pay civil servants for eight months and blatantly lied on live radio dat he has paid them all there salaries and even challenged them to call in if they think otherwise ,that was an insult to parents,adults and grand parents who were in shock over the shameless act.What about the gruesome treatment metted on the people of Rivers state by the TIMARIV constituted by Ameachi govt,toeing vehicle parked in front of banks and business premises all in the name of illegal parking and asked to pay hundreds of thousand to release their cars.People couldn't park clearly on the side of the road because of they don't know what to expect,because no where was good enough for this traffic warden who were on the quest to rip the masses of there hard earned money.So many things too numerous to mention,closing of the courts,constant insults on traditional stools,etc. Rivers state is more PDP than Kano is APC,there is no way APC can win Rivers state.

And Amaechi was rewarded for his wickedness. What's the difference between Dasuki and Amaechi ?

bolajioginni:
Ladies please be careful with who you have sex with

That's so mean....

Arogunmasa:
It seems there are mole in the NA what is the intelligence section doing? I think operation orders need to be shrouded

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That should be obvious by now. Shebi Apc were calling Gej all sorts of names when he suffered this same fate. Instead of Buhari to recruit foreign mercenaries, he's there using is body language.

Classic response !!!

Acjohn:
You should know that one of the things making these protest common is because Saudi tactically told the world that Nigeria is now among those fighting Sunni terrorist and the President of Nigeria in his wisdom had not come out to debunk the claim as other nations in the list did.
it means Nigeria is telling the rest of the world that it is ready to Join Saudi in her fight against Iran.
Something worst than BH is on it way if the President don't speak out sooner.

His body language is speaking.

omenka:
I know some people from a particular section of the country would be very angry at this news.

They hate Muslims with passion and hate Buhari simply because he's a Muslim.

They've been the ones bringing us news by the second regarding the Shiite/Nigerian Army palaver.

They brought us gory images of those killed, showed us images of houses razed, showed us cars with bullet holes, showed us the Sect's leader being carried in a wheel barrow. When we showed them video of what actually transpired and precipitated the incident, they said it was doctored even though they weren't on the scene.

They said Buhari killed "innocent defenseless citizens" yet they call ALL Muslims terrorist. Their desire is to see the situation escalate and see the government crumble.

To all those who wish Nigeria/Nigerians/Buhari evil, ten times more would you get.

We were shown from reliable sources the houses that were razed down by the army. Are these correspondence all liars or ill wishers of Buhari.
Let the Army come out to deny any wrong doing.

LordAdam:
After hearing both sides of the story and consulting several sources I finally have to make my first post on this issue.

I fail to see how a group of marauding violent elements preventing passage of the CAOS necessitates the killing of 300 to 500 people. I would repeat that, 300 to 500 people amongst whom were women and children.

I do not like the ideology of Shia in Nigeria. Their members have been unruly on many occasions, they have serious undertones of harnessing Nigeria through an Islamic revolution, and some of their members have flouted federal, state, and local laws with impunity with a pat on the back from their leadership and wealthy sponsors.

However, let us not turn this into a numbers game. I fail to see how every of those 300 to 500 people were armed. The fact is that there were EXTRA-JUDICIAL killings, and that is unacceptable regardless of the reason.

In any case, the government should place a tight lid on the Shiites. It is clear that the group has violent elements as members and so the government should follow the rule of law rather than play God.

-Lord

God bless you. People just showed the army begging them and they've drawn their conclusion. The houses that were razed, were they also obstructing the COAS ?

porshuch:
Only there brothers in the northern part of Nigeria behaves like goat. Even the northern elites children soji sef.

You dey mind the goats ? Dem wan holy pass the people wey get the religion.