₦airaland Forum

I think croaker is my favourite amongst the ones I'm familiar with. Markerel is lovely and also very nutritious.

a2space:
I am a 37 year old bachelor and I must confess that never in my wildest dreams did I ever imagine that someday I would be desperate to get married. When I was in my twenties, I used to hear of desperation amongst ladies to get married but I never clearly understood the feeling. I felt it was a "lady thing" until I got to the age of 34yrs. One day I was in my bedroom suddenly I felt the rush of emotions come upon me so strongly that all of a sudden started making me feel desperate for marriage. By the following year the desperate feeling became like torture and the loneliness was so depressing. I could no longer stand it when I attended weddings to see other young couples getting married. I could no longer stand it when I hear people discussing marriage around me.

I became like an object of fun in the office when they would call me "the oldest bachelor". I'm telling you, the feeling is not funny at all. Even when people innocently ask "Hey, why are you not yet married?" or "what are u waiting for?" It's a question that I just can't take emotionally. Though I'm doing my best to tie the knot soon but I must confess that it is a feeling that I don't even wish my enemies to have.

If me as a guy could be feeling like this, I can just imagine what single ladies of marriageable age are passing through emotionally.
For those of you reading my post, it is my prayer that you all get married at the right time and age so that you don't have to pass through the same emotional trauma of loneliness and desperation to get married.

There must be a reason you are not married. Is it financial or you've not found the right person ? It depends on your personal goals. One major advantage of early marriage is having kids at young age and watch the grow.
Well, take your time and look for a lady to marry who is worth it. And don't pressure yourself. People will always talk.

This Anna Banner could have gotten married to a cool guy but she preferred to be a baby mama . What a choice to make. Goodluck to her.

Bishopmayowa:
A NL member said this girl is with a guy and I almost cursed him but I was wrong and he was right...

I guess so. She must have been in a man's house and she put everyone on panic. Why didn't she disclose her whereabouts ?

Trendition:
Without d leaves, she would have slayed

Exactly.... . The leaves spoilt everything. Can you imagine just a little thing ruined the costume.

I think the costume is cool, but the green leaves should have been made to look a bit neater. It's unique.

dragunov:
What about the thousands killed during the previous administration? You're just being unnecessarily sentimental.

Not justifying the killings of last administration. But how long will we be comparing both administrations. Honestly, I thought Boko haram would hve been exterminated by now, but all we hear are excuses. One of the reasons Buhari was elected wss because of bokoharam.

joseph1832:
I now believe gone are the days when our army run away with their tail between their legs when Boko Haram came to town.

I hope the military exterminate boko boys ASAP. But with the way things are going of recent, we have not seen any major change. 105 soldiers were killed by boko haram of this administration but the Army denied it.
It's sad because we've lost a couple of fine soldiers of recent. I wish the president employs the services of the EO.

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]I have always wondered why some men in Nigeria always have yellowish eyes? Are they unhealthy?

What is wrong?[/color]

Some ladies find it sexy

Teeboy22:

K or kk

Feranmicharles:
Wetin u see?

Nice ass and flat stomach. It looks like the ass is a bit exaggerated. It's rare to find a white lady ( a Caucasian) with that size...

kay29000:
People are making all this seem as if the military went to a community and opened fire on a bunch of innocent civilians. Have you guys watched the video? These people had machetes in hand, and were shouting allah akbar, and a top military officer walked into their midst, not caring for his life, and even shouted out an order to his boys "DON'T SHOOT!!!" He walked in there, and faced one of the shi'ite men, one on more, and pleaded with him to control the mob. He and others begged this people for 10 good minutes...I mean, top military men begging you just to let them pass in peace. Come on!

As a result of disobedience, the military should raid and burn down their houses . Well, na dem dem.

Specialbaby:
The blame goes to those girls who despite knowing how naughty he is gave in to his advances.



He is such a disgrace!

He's a disgrace to whom ? Na the girls fall hand well well. See Ebiere Bana wey I want marry. The next thing I hear na say she be Flavour baby mama

Demigods:
But love no go dey na

Love is a decision . Na so dem dey talk am. Money can make up for many defects, oh.

Demigods:
All this ugly guys una go just they marry the fine girls them they leave the ugly ones for young soft guys.

Women go prefer rich ugly guys than broke ones . Abi you no see Adams Oshiomole and Lara ?

Timely and smart response.

Abbykem:
Sex is a way to express love and attraction, which is why it helps solidify emotional intimacy.


1. Are you both interested in staying together in long-term commitment: Sex is a way to express love and attraction, which is why it helps solidify emotional intimacy. You have to first see yourself in a committed relationship with your partner otherwise, save yourself the heartbreak.


2. Are you satisfied with where you both stand: Emotional security is constantly overlooked by most people and if you can’t honestly give a ‘yes’ to if you are both secure then you should reconsider the sex idea.


3. Do you both share the same ideas and values: It’s not how he feels about you, it’s how you feel about him. You should know how he fits into your life in terms of certain values such as work-life balance, religion, lifestyle, parenting style, religion, money management.

Hahahahaaa. If the guy lie nko ?

anonimi:
Please list how many people have been charged to court for corruption by ordinary citizens.
Thanks.


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I will join you in your prayers that God should give him sense. But after God gives him, will he make use of it ?

Yeske2:
Not my biz, if by this time next year GEJ and his crew are not in prison, Buhari must be impeached.
I never voted Buhari for roads and stuff because clueless GEJ and crew had plundered the economy and with the low oil price, hope dey low.
I voted Buhari for GEJ to be jailed for life, we'd supply him his normal brand of gin in there.
Buhari, behave fast, you dey fall my hand, put that clueless GEJ behind bars already.
Sick and tired of these una stories.

So Gej is the only corrupt one Oshiomole is a saint, abi ? Fashola that used 78million naira to build website is a man of integrity ? I laff. Buhari can't do much cos he lives in a glass house. By this time next week, we won't be hearing about Dasuki trial. . You know why ? Because he go Buhari on his scrotum.

EroticAngelina:
First of all, this thread is for the ladies only!! Guys are banned from seeing this thread!

We all know that ladies feel disturbed and extremely uncomfortable defecating( in other words, poopooing.. shittinq, waheva you call it) in the boyfriend's place.
You know girls are seen as clean, un-shitttting human beings, and some guys think girls don't poo(seriously!)
So you might feel somehow pooing when ur with ur bf, I do.
faeces smell so disgusting, and its just a turn off for most guys. The fact that he knows ur in the toilet taking a dump is so embarrassing! despite the fact that all human beings poop, which we all know (including guys), it would still be nice and comforting to think we are unshittable

so if you've not gotten to that 'we-can-shiitt-infront-of-eachother' level in ur relationship, these tips are for you, I use them, and they work for me(I hope)

1 Make sure you do all ur toilet business at home bfor going to his house. if u can't do this, then keep reading

2 NEVER EAT EGG, BEANS AND PAWPAW BFOR GOING TO HIS HOUSE. don't ask me why please

3 If u want to poo, and you're pressed, put on the shower or sink tap to mask the sound of your pooing.

4 Always carry a good air freshener with u. so after pooing, you spray it and open the window

5 You can lie to your boyfriend that ur sweating and u want to shower. but make sure u shower afterwards to avoid suspicion

6 put on a song, raise the volume to the loudest, and be singing along to mask the sound

7 Do not leave the toilet immediately!!! stay till the smell z gone.

add yours if u got any
I know this might seem childish to y'all, buh waheva

And those planning to attack me, y'all gonna be secretly practicing it

no hating!

What if it's a toilet without bathroom. What will you do then ?

bigneorapz:
Hi nairalanders, please i have something that is really disturbing me of which am not sure if it's a good move or not. I have a very rich uncle that is a member of the AMORC ( Ancient Mystical Order Rosae Crucis)
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and he's the only one helpin me at the moment in all the things in life both in school and outside school. Without him i'll be useless financially. My mum and my sisters are all christian in a methodist church of which am also a member. But just yesterday, my uncle came to me and told me to start coming with him to the AMORC temple..infact he said he was going to bring me a student form to fill. Please nairalanders..i'm confused at the moment. I learn that amorc members read alot of which i don't like & they have so many principle too. Please what do y'all think of this? Is it a good church for me to be a part of or should i just tell him to his face that am not interested? Please before u make your suggestion, just know that am scared of turning down his offers due to much respect i have for him..thanks. Lalasticlala please help move this to the F.P

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At the bolded. Is that the reason you don't want to join.

Are other bloggers also going to start paying tax ? Linda is successful, but she should have lived a low profile. I won't be surprised if the reason has to do with politics...

Chubhie:
I wonder how 1000 souls were massacred yet no madam due process,Tunde bakare the Adebyes,oyedepos to speak up. Let's just for once give the politicians a break. How come our religious and activists suddenly gone deaf and dumb?

Even our national dailies and foreign media? These are all marked enemies of the masses whose heads shall be used to play ball on the streets if and when the revolution starts. We have accepted their silences as guilty.

You can see the hypocrisy. The foreign organisations are not helping matters. AI and some Nigerian fools were shouting at the top of their voices calling for sanctions against Iherijika for war crime. And what was his offence ? For killing boko haram members.
Fastforward today. The COAS are being praised for killing unarmed people. Let's assume he only killed those people on that blocked his way, it wouldn't have meant much. But he went further to kill 300 more and destroy their houses and place of worship. No one talked about this. The military only showed video of the COAS appealing to the shiites to clear the road.
No human right activist in Nigeria has condemned this action.

mudility:
Hey pals, if you have read my previous post https://www.nairaland.com/2738913/love-employee you will remember i was crushing on one of my female worker.

After i hastily made my intentions known to her, I was given those kind of funny attitude ladies display when not interested.

On a one on one discussion, she said she will not date me for two reasons. 1. because i am her boss and 2. because she has a boyfriend.

Okay, i totally respect her decision but i realized her attitude changed. She sometimes arrives late to work, flirt with my costumers to make me jealous. The final straw that broke the camel back is when i was scolding my other worker for her mistakes and complains am getting from my customers about her.

What i heard was this my employee i had crush on saying to me with boldness that i dont have to talk to her that way. I was shocked to my bone marrow that i ordered her to keep quit and leave my presence.

After i got home, i could not stop thinking about her rude bahaviour. I almost payed her off today but the sympathetic me decide to keep her till month end.

Pls friends , what do u think about my intended plan?

There's nothing wrong crushing on someone. She's the one not matured enough. Relieve ASAP. After that, come and tell us how she begged you

God, help us all....

mooremadu:
we have seen nothing yet, more will still die, if critical issues are not confronted wholeheartedly. PMB needs to come out to assure Nigerians that our lives are still valued and his Administration will do everything possible to protect us.

More soldiers have been killed suring this regime in the fight against bh.