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amtaken:
So many bitter folks on Nairaland.




Many of them don't wanna hear about other people's success.




This is witchcraft at it's highest level.







Y'all need deliverance.







Oprah has shared brand new car keys to her show attendees.




What's wrong with y'all.

Oprah has even done more. There was an instance she gave every guest on her show a diamond ring.

Akposkool:
This guy is beginning to show off too much. Imagine him giving guests money who attended his birthday? That's crazy imagine if 2baba and psquare plus asa and dbanj attended so he will still dash them his blood money? Please this is uncalled for.
From twitter sharing to birthday generosity. Now i know this man is into some diabolic stuff cus it's so clear now.
Anyways it's his money but hey 33? When 2baba is 40, i don't believe his age.
This is like saying fabregas is older than Diego costa

Well, Don Jazzy is still one of the few entertainers I respect a lot. He's matured and he doesn’t go about posing on Instagram like some other celebrities. He's very wealthy and genuinely wants to help. How many of our celebrities have a big heart ?

Chai

Beehshorp:
I don tire for dis apc administration..I don't know d. Direction dis nation is heading towards... Yesterday I was with an apc die hard fanatic when we were going to look for fuel and I told him dat our minister for petroleum don waka go malta oo and the guy looked at me shook his head and said "I don tire oo I don start to dey regret self"


The change we are experiencing is intimidation of past administration and adjustment of rules to favor em

Lol. But I get one Apc guy wey still dey live in denial. Infact, not one sef.
If I tell them this him go talk say wetin Gej do ?

kenny987:
That is one thing that baffles me. Someone somewhere will sit down and realising he's President will open his mouth n say corrupt politicians from d former dispensation are returning looted funds. Yet, he cannot mention names or d so-called amounts returned but will gladly point to d past administration to deliberately make a scapegoat of d former President.

These people apparently stole in their capacities as public office holders and Nigerians. If Buhari n co are going to attempt to magnify this amorphous concept of body odour/language and titillate d highly battered senses of Nigerians with what they think is great news then they had better go d whole 9 yards by identifying and prosecuting such culprits! Otherwise GMB should just keep shut and get himself real professionals who know their jobs n are ready to do them!

Truth is that this person we call the president just talks without considering the gravity of his statement. Very soon, people will start compiling his blunders.

thatsincerechic:
TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN

Now I am tired...
Just as many of you have taken your time to read this story so have i taken my time in writing it. I cannot please you... I am not writing this story to satisfy your sexual urge(this is to those that are only concerned about Bleep)
I started out with a good intention of narrating my story to many out there who are going through what I went.. I wanted them to learn from this.
Now to those who want a summary, this is a story, stories are usually long narratives. Pls have it in mind that as I post comments I also see comments on this thread.. Majority of which are of obscene thoughts and it's a big distraction to me... Now do this
Imagine you were with friends, or should I say students whatever setting you wanted, and you were telling your story and some are throwing one or two sentence which is totally out of order, not what you have in mind because it is not what you experienced. Now how would you feel
To those that say I was running out of lies because I haven't mentioned the part where I had sex, pls bridle your tongue because You can not tell my story for me.
And to those who say they are bored with the story, just as you are bored, I am also bored because I was no longer seeing reasonable comments as I progressed and i am pretty sure that majority of those that tarried along up till this point are those that are eager to read and enjoy the sex scene. Well, I am sorry to disappoint you, I didn't start my story to ENTERTAIN but rather to ENLIGHTEN you on what is going on in our society.
To those saying I was making the stories shorts so i could garner pages, well sorry to say this but I think you are myopic, if you religiously followed from the beginning you would see comments on when I said I was at work.
And to the young man, that asked me why I Did not type everything out in a computer and uploaded all once instead, well you see sir, I started this story after a thought came to my mind, I was so motivated that I decided to register as a member on nairaland because I have always been a visitor on nairaland and this is my first topic on nairaland. I actually thought I could tell it peaceful as it progressed and not to be confused at the long run by many of you who wanted a different story.

Since you are not patient enough to know how I used what i had to get what I wanted.... You would probably never know.

My experiences are my precious moments because they shaped me into what I am today, and I won't have it altered because I want to tell a story on nairaland.

At this junction I drop my pen!

# walks out of thread*******

If you want to drop your pen, oya drop it. It is immaturity on your part. It seems you have a bad attitude, no offence. May be that's the reason you always get into trouble. As a writer, you should appreciate your faithful readers.
You come here and think you are doing people here a favour. You aren't. There are many good writers here in NL.
I hope you have changed. How can you use people ? You have to admit that you did wrong and amend your ways.

yinkus4u2c:
Because she's a member of the family is not an indication that the family would benefit from her success... Just pray for help from above. It may be a total stranger that would help...

Not quite. I don't know how someone could be rich and be comfortable with the plight of her family.

fayose4real:
Morning guys, there is this lady we have being dating over 4 yrs now, she is ok by me as we match each other perfectly, our relationship has being wonerfull, we live together through out our school days & even up till now, so i am the one providing food & taking care of her and truly i wasn't complaining as i do it with lot of joy because her mother died when she was ten years of age & her father is not financially buoyant, so because of the love i have for her i willingly and happily took up her responsibilities, due to the fact that i have my personal business which is bringing me money when i was in school, though she was the one paying her school fees her self then because she is not a lazy type that depends wholly on another.

her father could send some & she would add the rest from the petty she use to save. We both finished our ND programme in 2013 with upper credit in SLT, so we decided to cross to university through D.E, but unfortunately we were not offered admission to university, so i quickly returned to road construction as i am an excavator operator before gaining admission to ND. That was the 1st time we were separated by work since we started our relationship, my working place then was far so i used to send her money for her feeding every month. I knew for sure construction work is not reliable, & she will be starting her HND early 2015 so i decided to set up a viewing center business for her to be able to take care of her self and her HND school fees so that if the worst happened in my working place we will still be on a safer side & be secured.

I spent all my savings on setting up the business (over 270k) but couldn't complete it so i had to borrow (100k) from her to complete it. The reason for choosing that kind of business was to give her enough time to study as well as maintain the business at the same time, as matches are being played on weekends & any match that falls on midweek will be 7.45pm or 8.45pm, so i know it wont affect her studies. But unfortunately the business didn't excel due to the area, & fortunately for me again i got employed to the Nigeria Immigration then so i had to leave the construction work, & due to this fact we decided she try another DE because she loves medical line (nursing), & since i thought i was an immigration officer by then i agreed to sponsor her through it, 3 months of training no salary & i had spent all i had on that business which is not moving a bit, by that time i dont have anything like money again, to add more to my trouble we were suspended after 3 months of training till further directive, & dont forget that she is still on her HND, so i sold the viewing center at the rate of 150k & returned the 100k i borrowed from her 4 the business.

Fastforward to why am writting this epistle, when there is no sign from immigration that they will call us back, i decided to have a plan B if eventually they refuse to, so i told her that i will have to return to school for my BSc, hearing this from me this lady was so furious, she was so annoyed, she started saying all sort of things that she is 26 yrs of age now that how can i expect her to wait for another 4yrs before getting married, that God forbid bad thing in her life, that she can never wait that long for any man. I was so confused that i didnt even know what to say, i was now thinking that is this how life is, is this girl using me for her benefit or what, the same girl that wanted to abandon HND for 5 yrs nursing programme at university when i got employed, same girl is now claiming she cant wait for me if eventually i go back to school.

The 2nd day i got a call from the previous construction company that i should resume immediately so i rushed there to resume since i dont have any source of income at the moment. We later discussed the issue & she apologized for saying harsh things, & she is acting normal from the day of our discussion, but to my greatest surprise when i returned home on month ending break, this girl is now refusing my sexual advances towards her. Pls i need ur advice, what is happening to me?. Pls don't mind my grammatical error & my lengthy write up.

It may not be as bad as it sounds. If you guys are so much in love, why don't you marry her ? After all, you have been doing what a husband does.
The longer you stay without marrying her, the riskier it is. Better do so fast.

commitcrime:
Hmmmmm


Since u want sincere mature advice. I ll oblige u.

You re a fool!

Your husband loves u so much that he dotes on u. All men would normally do that but men like me dated bitches so we transformed and became assholes.

If ur husband worships u. It is normal

It is left for u to take the obeisances in humility and reciprocate.

If u turn him into an asshole. Babe I promise u. You ve lost him forever.

P.S
I realise it is easy being an asshole than a gentleman

#TEAMASSHOLE

You don't need to call her a fool. I think you should understand women's way of thinking. They want conflict. They don't want a man that will give them everything cheaply.
Sometimes they would prefer a man to be physically abusive (but not to kill her) than a docile man. That's just the way it works with them.

queenfav:
hehehehe..I remember my university days o..then it was like I was being bribed to read well and graduate with honours.Before I say.."I need money.."I have gotten alert.Even up until law school..I didn't lack that much.Though it wasn't so much o,but I planned around my small allowance and survived on it.At a point,I started human hair business for extra income in 2012.Na now I dey know wetin life dey talk well..Because nobody gives me shishi in my family anymore.Them just dey call me big names to decieve me,so that I go dey remember say I don old.In all,every parent should pay attention to the needs of their female children in universities..Cos e no easy.Even those from wealthy homes are tempted to do runs to live extravagant lives,let alone someone who finds it hard to eat.

So no more alert . Now Your Suffering Continues, or abi e don stop ?
But you are lucky sha.

Baboo13:
Its really sad

And he's still going to france from malta

Na world record he dey compeye fir.

mohlanforex:
I VOTE FOR HIM, NOW I WISH HIM PLANE-CRASH ON HIS WAY OUT OF THE COUNTRY. HE HAS TRAVEL 15 COUNTRIES IN LESS THAN 6 MONTH. END TIME PRESIDENT WITH FAKE CHANGE PROMISE. I WILL NEVER VOTE FOR ABOKI AGAIN.

You voted for him. You are the first person I'm hearing who is disappointed for voting him in. Maybe it's because this is a faceless forum.

Baboo13:
LOL


Why go for the gas conference when you have a commonwealth meeting in the same week.


This President's body language is now the other way round

Ask am O !! But no one can say anything.

PassingShot:
Warning: Let no wailer see this as an opportunity to wail uncontrollably. This article is in line with my personal resolve to call the president to order on this forum whenever he missteps. Besides, GEJ was not an option in the last election. So, please keep your sermon of “we told you”, “we warned you”, “Buhari is incompetent” and other bla bla blas to yourself.

Fuel Scarcity: Deafening Silence from the president
One area that our hopes and expectations of good result of Buhari’s presidency were high is in the petroleum industry. Apart from the fact that the president has failed to find a permanent solution to the issue of oil subsidy in the last six months he has presided over the affairs of Nigeria, he has also failed to provide petrol to Nigerians at the regular pump price of N87 and with ease.

To say that the current situation of fuel scarcity has brought untold hardship and resulted in irreplaceable loss of productive time is an understatement. The more worrisome is the fact that the president who doubles as the nation’s minister of petroleum has not deemed it fit and necessary to address the nation (through TV or through one of his media aides) on the hardship citizens are passing through and also use the opportunity to apologize and assuage our anger. This silence is too deafening to be ignored and I hereby condemn it in its entirety, the president’s handling of the fuel scarcity we have at our hands. He should as a matter of national urgency address the nation on what is happening, the government’s efforts to normalize it and above all the long term solution (if not permanent) to the problem. Anything short of this amounts to taking Nigerians for a ride. Pure and simple!

Excessive Overseas Trip
Another area I think the president has erred in recent times is that of gallivanting abroad at every given opportunity. When ministers had not come on board I could understand the need for him to personally attend to those numerous summits and conferences but with the coming of all ministers I’d expected that there will be a drastic reduction in such journeys. The latest one to Iran for Gas Exporting Countries didn’t require his personal presence plus that of Ibe Kachikwu (Min. of state for petroleum) and Tunde Fashola (Min of Power, Works and Housing). He could have let Kachikwu and Fashola attend that one and if he must attend he should have let Ibe Kachikwu stay at home tending to the fuel crisis at hand.

As if the gaffe of the Iran trip was not enough, I read moment ago that the president is due to lead a delegation to Paris on Climate Change! Now, this one is a trip too many in my opinion. We have more pressing issues at home than climate change. Besides, we have a minister of Environment who can lead a Nigerian delegation if we must attend. Why our president must reduce himself to “Ajala travels all over the world” in the face of enormous challenges at the home front beats my imagination.

Dear PMB, you have a chance to prove to Nigerians that we did not make a mistake in electing you president. If you however choose to do as it pleases you even in the face of sufferings of the common man, 2019 is not far away.

May God Bless Nigeria!

You are not a wailer but you see clearly. I thought it was only the wailers that see the fact.
Bubu has to sit up. I wish his coe supporters can speak the truth for once.

IsraeliAIRFORCE:
This happens when 19th century mindset Military dictator is elected president in 21st century democratic government.

As I said before the election, the peoples general is not wired nor can he be synchronized with 21st century diplomacy to forestall this type of embarrassment on Nigerians living abroad.

A man who couldn't leverage on the political capital generated by peaceful handover of power in Nigeria to better the country's image and economy but preferred badmouthing and denigrating his country before the international community while declaring us all as bunch of corrupt creations except himself.

Who or which country will deal with or transact business with people whose president declared as unrepentant criminals and corrupt establishments?

Some people were saying Gej was not respected, he has no political clout, bla bla. But Buhari's body language has not changed anything. The simple fact is that UK is getting leaner and meaner.

Another blast again. When Boko Haram were in their cooling off period, the army posted pictures of empty camps that were bombed ( we never saw any dead bh fightet ) and claimed that bh are being flushed out.
But now we keep on hearing one explosion after another.

Lennycool:
http://naijaaid..co.id/2015/11/9-most-dangerous-jobs-in-nigeria.html?m=0

You forgot to mention rig workers. They go to their location with a chopper. The chopper could fail and land in water.
On the rig, you arr exposed to a lot of hazards. Worse case scenario, an explosion can occur.

ggrin:
[color=#indigo]The white girl topic is like the elephant in the room right now. Everyone sees it, but no one wants to acknowledge it. Well I say why not acknowledge said elephant. So here’s 10 reasons black men prefer white girls (if you’re offended, f#ck you and your feelings)


10. White girls can get their hair wet. It’s summertime. Who wants to be at the pool with a girl who’ only concern is not getting her weave wet. White girls just jump in the pool without any care.

09. White girls don’t talk back. Put a little aggression in your voice and she will do whatever you say. That doesn’t fly with other races though. They wanna fight. Always.

08. It’ easier introducing them to your family/friends. “Everyone, this is Amber," is WAY easier on the ears than, “Everyone, this is prettythicksme. Just saying.

07. White girls have WAY less restrictions in the bedroom than other races. You can basically do whatever, wherever with them. And they’ll smile through it all.

06. White girls aren’t looking to be in a rap video. Meaning when y’all go out, she’s not looking for you to buy out the bar and light the club up with sparklers. She doesn’t care about any of that sh*t. She just wants her drinks and music.

05. White girls have no problem spoiling their men with gifts. The LOVE that shit! It’s an ego boost for them. (See Kim Kardashian’s birthday present to Kanye? OK then.)

04. White girls don’t give you as many headaches as other races. There’s no nagging, complaining, and other annoying ass behavior. No running through your phone and wanting to know who such and such is.

03. White girls cater to and love to take care of their men. Cooking? No problem. Cleaning? No problem. Anything else you want? No problem.

02. You ever receive head from a white girl? I rest my case.
Which all really sums up my number 1 reason black guys prefer white women:

01. White girls are just more FUN. There’s no other way to put it. If you just want to have fun without any of the negative sh*t, get you a white girl[/color]

Have we also seen the disadvantages

Are they faithful ?
They easily divorce.
I don't think they ate as domesticated as black ladies.
They could be erratic and crazy.

Na wa O. Army don begin dey arrest ? Wetin police go come do ? Btw, fake miracles na crime ?

mendo1057:
There is dis lady I met during my servix year in Enugu. She was ma dream woman,we started something intrestn and am so in luv wit her.. Of recent we played a game(truth&dare)..so I asked her a questn abut her sex life,I was shocked when she told me she had a tin wit women...dat she is bisexual eva since dat day she told me dat I really dnt knw if I was to remain in the relatnshp or dnt.. I really luv dis girl plz guyz advice me

No marry am. She's your dream woman but are you her dream man ?

Thank God for her.

castroevans:
Start by avoiding his chats and that is if it is not office related.
Avoid bin in a one on one situation with him.
If he takes u out for lunch, then that gat to stop
If he takes u home or u take him home, that gat to stop
If u gat pictures of him in ur phone, then delete and that gat to stop
If u keep viewing his pm and dp's, that gat to stop.
If u've done all this and he keeps bugging u, then u have to be mean about it.
All goodnyt and goodmorning messages gat to stop.

Lol. Your advice funny sha.
How can she avoid a one on one situation when they both work together ?
Takes her out at lunch ? It's very unlikely since it will happen cos it will raise suspicion.
She will be a fool to have his picture on her phone.

She just has to learn to control her emotions.

Jolllyjoy:
Most nigerian ladies believed that wooing a guy deprived them from having maximum respect and loyalty from the guy i.e if he even accept hence they tend to make their intentions known through body signals and so called ''greenlight''

But in spite of these common conception about guys am inclined to believe there are still some daring ladies out there,..


The 'gogetters'


pls,if you have at one point or the other wooed a guy,kindly share your experience and how you did it...





Someone need it now

You can go ahead and woo me. Don't worry, I won't tell anyone. Worse case scenario is no

Toktee:
This is so annoying,who the hell are the russians,what combat experience do the russian have,they only flexed their muscles in georgia,estern ukrain,try so many years to termed the breakaway chechniyaz,is that the russian that you guys are talking about,go and check the strength of the turkish military before you come back sir.

So you think Turkey will deal with Russia ?

belabela:
You talk like a kid.

In the military shooting down an enemy aircarft/satellite/helicopter is equal to declaration of war. The fact now is that this said plane was downed in Syria. It crashed in Syria not Turkey.

NATO is currently drafting a response because it is a very serious issue.

Russia has called security meeting and called it a very serious "incident"

A pilot is reported dead and the other captured.

Just to lecture you NATO though big is not a country and need parliamentary approval from member nations. It will be most difficult to sell a war with Russia to people of Europe who largely support Russian war on ISIS. This aircraft was in comabt mission againt alnusura ( alqueda in Syria), did not shoot at Turkey. Now Turkey destroyed the aircarft and "killed" a pilot.

Violation of airsapce happen all the time. Turkey violated Grecce airpace twice last month. You scramble aircarft to protest...but shooting a plane down leading to death...wake up kid...that's how major wars start...from killing some unkown politican...to shotting down a military jet

Some people need to be educated. I hear them say Russia can only bark but not bite. May be they don't know how ruthless Russia can be. No one will want to fight against Russia. Even the great USA will have to think twice.
US should be careful. They have their hands in a lot of things.

Onyejiuwaokoh:
Asad insistence in remaining in power may bring havoc to the world, his people are dying in hundreds of thousand but he doesn't care. As a Moslem he would prefer to die than to step down and allow peace to rein.

I don't think you will liked to be bullied out of power. That is what the West are doing to Asad. They are the reason Isis exists. The wepons ISIS use are American made.

CUMPOLICE01:
Oh....... . Awesome.. .... ... .... ... ....... .. .. Now anti-buhari agents go and kill yurself..... Fashola has made light good so dnt b far from transformer.



Lalasticlala

We should all be open minded. 105 soldiers are missing and the next thing you see is fire burning boko haram camp. How many bh members were killed ?
They go to an empty camp and set it ablaze and you guys start hailing. Next thing you hear, bh will bomb another place.

mizzochocinco:
I write this with a heavy heart but it has to be done so others learn. I met him on Nairaland. It started off with a PM from Grayline which i replied and one thing led to another. We would talk, laugh, gist untol he started asking me for small favors. At first i didn't make anything out of it because i was in love. You know sometimes love can sweet you so much that you will lose your common sense. It like when you are in love mentally you become dyslexic. He will do one thing in 2000 and you will only realize in 2030 he don turn you maga finish!

At first he asked me to get him recharge card because it was raining outside his house and he could not go out. As a woman in love i wanted to impress my man and make him realize I'm not like other girls, I got him double the amount he requested. Few hours after he received the recharge card, he went on ghost mode for 2days. When he finally texted me he told me that he ran out of data and the recharge numbers i sent to him didn't go through. So since we use the same network i tried them on my phone and they were already used. When i told him, he accused me of sending him used recharge card. He even went on to call my lineage a lineage of goats and scammers. I got angry and cut the phone on him.

I was a woman in love I decided to reason with him and we talked and settled all our problems. I promised to give him t-fare to my place so we could discuss everything. When he came over we kissed and talked like lovers and he apologized to me for getting so angry with me. I forgave him to prove to him i was not an ordinary babe. After an hour he started receiving calls that he kept ignoring until he decided to excuse himself to answer it finally. He said it was his mother and if she calls she will be on phone for hours but 5minutes later he came into the house to tell me that he had to rush back home. He asked me for t-fare and i told him he had to pay his own back because i didn't have money again. He sat on the bed moody and i tried to cheer him up and told him i would make him yam and stew, but since i did not have yam in the house i gave him enough to get 5 tubes of yam for me so i can cook some of it for us and keep the rest for myself.

He went out and 10mins turned into 15mins turned into 1hour. I called his phone and it was off. I sat on my bed and asked, but why me? I cried. I have not heard from Grayline since, no money and no yam! I decided enough is enough i cannot be silent. He has not replied my calls on text messages for days! This is to alert every woman out there. If you have an internet lover, you are inviting evil people like grayline to play football with your destiny!

If you met him on NL, what is his username ?

Chai !! A whole 153. Is it not up to half or more of the total number of lecturers

ionsman:
Hehe.

Did any properly educated person actually believe a governor will lay such hefty accusations on his party leader in public? When I saw the news yesterday I shook my head,didn't even bother reading the content because that would have amounted to stupidity on my path.

Wailers/Tanoids are a disgrace to the word "OPPOSITION".

So who are the Wailers and Tanoids in this context ?