₦airaland Forum

Truth234:
I actually like her British accent

Yeah, sexy. I wished I could contact her there and then. But she no be small girl oh.

This is not funny at all. Probably if it were the army, they would have helped. However, I can't blame the Navy or Airforce.

sauceny:
Earlier on Laura ikeji posted about her sister acquiring a new mansion,but never revealed the location...well,here it is with a caption

That moment you realize that Mike Adenuga is ur neighbor,Dantata is ur neighbor,you are surrounded by billionaires you used to hear about on Tv as a child,Haaaa unimaginable feeling.Banana island isn't ready for my noise.Dear Banana island,we here!!!

Linda ikeji is really balling



https://instagram.com/p/844dBVsfTI/

Men, dis one no be joke oh. Banana island ? She get money well well O.

Truth234:
Kemi Adeosun that does not understand global economics, and explained FDI like a secondary school student. Couldn't even explain diversification in a clear term, trust me she does not understand national/global economic matters enough to manage an institution as big as Ministry of Finance (Nigeria). MPC interest rate is 13% she said 20%, too many inconsistencies.

Kemi Adeosun is smart in her own way. Just like you, I'm not 100% convinced she is the best hand for that job. I'm sure she used phonetics finish all of them.

Vicadonis:
that's what happens when you have senators with little or no brain whatsoever.
Fashola manoeuvre every question that showed he made many mistakes but because of his eloquence, they were fooled. Awon olodo

I'm telling you. Imagine telling us that crap that we should pray our loyalty should not be tested.
These senators are ............ i don't know the words to use. Well I don't blame them that much because many Nigerians are praising him.
If I can spend 78million on website, how much will i spend for furniture ?

porka:
[size=13pt]Dancing on the grave of slaughtered innocent Nigerians is Buhari's vocation.

The 800 innocent people massacred for Buhari in 2011 gave him the courage to threaten more gruesome end for 'Dogs and Baboons' subsequently.

Only bloodthirsty satanist would make this type of statement.

Buhari's Chief of Army Staff was almost killed in an ambush by the bastard terrorists a few weeks back. Only last week, Boko Haram released a video of a purported beheading of a Nigerian soldier, while several of our soldiers have been felled by those beasts.

These are the people Buhari sent to the frontline and he can't even honor their memory with decorum. If he can't respect the 'dogs and baboon' civilian who have been soaked in blood, at least his soldier should have been accorded a little honor, but no, the sociopath has to show to the whole that their death means nothing to him. [/size]

Funny thing is that the press was silent about this. Channels, TVC and the likes never mentioned the beheading of a soldier.
This guy needs to sit up.

EdCure:
Though we want nothing less than a total elimination of those barbarians, their attacks have actually reduced from what used to be the usual occurence in the GEJ days. There has been some relative calmness and stability in the affected areas.

Though I don't think we should compare Gej with Buhari, you are a blatant liar for saying what u just said.

@Topic: Buhari should forget about getting help from USA. They should rather go to Russia and China. QED

Enahi:
I still don't understand why Men go crazy about big behinds.
Its embarrassing walking down the road and I start getting all sorts comments and look from Men.

The most painful part is I cant wear fitted skirts and gowns and feel comfortable anymore.

Ladies with big backside how do you cope? I get very shy when walking down the road because of the way Men stare at me. Its very embarrassing.


What should I do?

I have heard Men shout Ukwu when they see me. Seriously what should I do, am not finding it funny.

Is yours as big as Mercy Johnson ?

Btw, I like booooobbs

Djicemob:
Am not here to bash any girl or anything but with personal experiences here and there, Inoticed my assertion above can be nothing far from truth. Some of these girls actually quantify the riches or standard of a guy with the car he drives... Or if he even has one at all. A guy with a car has half of the "toasting" job pretty much done easy for him cos of his car.

ONE OF MY MANY EXPERIENCES:
I was at a garden around my neighborhood having drinks with friends when i saw this beautiful girl walked in,i called on her in the most respectful way i can but she acted like no one was talking to her,i stood up and walked up to her trying to spark up a convo but again she snubbed me(almost giving me the "talk to the hand" thingy,while looking at me head to toe).I left her site back to a round of mockery and laughter by my tipsy friends.I took the shame thinking "what went wrong", "Am i not handsome,charming or articulate enough"?.I noticed her friends came later on and it was excitement and laughter from them,whilst occasionally pointing towards our direction and the loser(Probably me)...I don die!

To my surprise,days after,i was 'driving' out of my hood when i saw that same girl,i honked my horn and parked right beside her.Before i could whisper to myself 'pls no more embarrassment from this girl!'...she stopped and was actually looking excited,she greeted me "Good afternoon" more than twice when i pretended like i didn't hear her the first two times.More surprising was,before i could say a word she immediately asked me(with a wide grin) "am i not the guy from the other day,the guy from the garden?" And am like "yea" next thing she started apologizing like her life depended on it. Damn! Magic! I thought to myself.

Note:I got to know this girl very well afterwards,she is 20 and by all standards not a runs girl.

I probably wouldn't have gotten her attention if it wasn't for the car.Smh!

Such a turn-off!

I agree with u a lot. I've gotten a lot of digits because I drove a ride.

basty:
You are a daft wailer. Can you compare Fashola to Oduah.
Idiotic bush fellow.

They are both the same. Fasholas is even more blatant. How can you justify 78 million naira to build a website ?
If he spends this much on website, how can he be a good manager of resources ? Then anyone can quote any figure.

Flashh:
[color=#225484]This Oliseh no well at all. Na Musa wey just enter national team go be first captain.

How did he want the senior players to feel?

Btw... Someone should tell this poster below me to shut-up! [/color]

Oliseh didn't handle the fracas between him and Enyeama. I can understand Mikels reason for not accepting.
Firstly, Mikel did not like the way Enyeama was treated. He does not like Olisehs style of leadership and therefore wants to prevent any future conflict.
Secondly, Mikel doesn't want to take responsibility. He's a bit laid back.

Edoblakky:
My brother that is our problem ooo. Here in canada, they are preparing for election. Come see better screening. If Fashola was aspiring to an office here and gives that shambolic response he gave to the senate, he will be disgraced.

Nigerians have settled for worse.

Edoblakky:
I didn't want to respond. But this coming from BRF has killed the respect I had for him! I can't believe that sane people will support this cover up of profligacy. And he's going to be made a minister. I kept wondering why it was hard for Nigeria to move forward. My wondering has stopped!

So pathetic. I wish people can think beyond party and see and the scam.

Guyman02:
Fasholas reply is shallow. He wants to claim ignorance that if some guy in a particular ministry advises him to pay N78m for a website he will not ask questions or do an independent investigation because his training is as a lawyer? Not a good enough answer!

Fighting ISIS in Syria

It's so pathetic. We need senator that will give them proper drilling.

Abugab:
We need more Fasholas in the senate as we have too many block heads there.
BRF thanks for schooling them as they will all go home with many lessons learnt from this screening.
And haters will be saying we don't need him by cooking up phony information to spoil his name and deny the nation of a brilliant fellow like him

Yeah, more of Fashola's brain but without the corruption. They need to learn how to ask questions.

Chai, see the kind questions senators dey ask.

You can't hook him. Anyway, lets see how he will answer the website issue.

chukwudi44:
Olodo am i a boko haram sympathiser like you? I am criticizing Buhari so he shall use some of his maistateine skills he told us during the campaigns!!was I the one that said we will defeat boko haram in 2 months?

If i lament about bomb blast now, dem go call me wailing wailer. They were busy screening ministers while Borno is on fire.

lifenajeje:
Hmmmm. Shows people are still ignorant about HIV.

Op Don't be surprise if a test is conducted using a determinant kit its you who would come out with a positive result.. Symptoms of different illness are alike so she may not be positive until a determine kit reveals so.

For the general house ...we have discordant ( one of the partner is living with HIV) and corcondant ( both partners are living with the virus). In both senarios there are millions of people happily married allover the world.

Don't abandon your love one cause of HIV else u would loose something special.


Marriage is a thing of the mind its either you are ready or not... If u can't marry someone that is positive you let the person know the truth and keep on being friends with the person. There are lots of issues that would make one not to settle down with their partner and they bring up other excuses.

What most people don't know is that there are lots of virgins who are living with the virus as I type this.. These are innocent children who were infected from birth with the virus before the emergence of PMTCT(Prevention of Mother To Child Transfer) presently people ignorantly still give birth to positive children who would grow up and get married.... What am trying to say is you could end up marrying a virgin but don't know he or she is positive with HIV..

SEX is not the only means which HIV is transmitted.. How many guys on nairaland have personal hair clippers .. How many ladies use their own hair pin.. Forget those crap about sterilising equipment..using lighters to burn clippers..clinically it's only bleach that can kill the virus..but as humans we can't drink bleach.....

Op even if that lady turns out positive u abandon her and she commences treatment someone better than you will know her value and keep her.

We all have different problems in life ...what u don't know about seek advice from the right channel always.

So in other word, he should marry an HIV+ person ? Anyone can be positive and we should not discriminate but I won't advise you to marry an infected person.

Fmartin:
Hmm... My girl friend is HIV/AIDS positive and we are into relationship not up to a month.

Though we have never had any coitus. She loves me soo much as do i.


It has not being confirmed in any of the laboratory that she is HIV/AIDS positive. But a reliable source close to her affirm to me that she is a victim. Yes! I would have Carried out a test for her but if she refuses the test, my relationship with her will be retarded. Because i will conclude that she is really HIV/AIDS positive.

Actually i don't want her to feel as being stigmatize if she realizes I know about her predicament and at same time not being close to her as before. Am a health worker, and I have also seen series of HIV/AIDS signs and symptoms on her.

Please nairalanders, I need your solemn advice. (advices..hehe) should I try and conduct a test for her or just quit the relationship?

And if am to quit the relationship, how do I convince her? Love y'all.

What do you mean that it has not be confirmed in a lab that she's HIV/AIDS positive ?
Has she ever gone for a test ?
I'll advise you two go for so that you guys status will be known. Avoid sex. No use konji as excuse O. Your life is important. Btw, how well do you know her

Omotayor123:
This is serious! But what kind of a man does that He should blame himself for not able to protect his wife and having to stand there like a dummy and watch the whole show. Why does he have to put his wife into emotional trauma? Why does she have to bell the cat

Men and their Useless Ego.
I have heard of cases where robbers made tenants of a compound *sleep* with the wife of one another. That kind case nko


God save Women. I feel sorry for the poor woman. After going through rape her husband is still making making her feel miserable.

Protect his wife? With what ?
It's very painful. I am sure the man would find it difficult to 4give himself. But he should move on.

Let Ghana pay what they owe..

OZAOEKPE:
"the truth is that most men love slim chicks for marriage, but prefer fleshy girls for flirting. When men see a big fleshy azz, sex comes to the mind, like the begin think of how to bang her. So if you are dating a big azz babe, my sister that man should go and do jazz, cause aristos are ready open their vault just to give her 'backy'.

O boy, how you take know ? Na the thing wey I get for mind...

bronzegoddess:
Quite a number of us ladies are in this situation. That guy comes along, is caring, God fearing, hard-working and all, but we don't get that romantic vibe with the person. I'll say keep him close, not necessarily date him, just keep him close



Y'all are allowed to read whatever meaning u want to this ^^

Keep him close means friend zone him. haha.

But so e waffi girls can be so brazen no be small. My advice is for one to tread carefully.
There's an interesting and funny story I was told by a friend who attended UniBen. There was a particular course they offered which was a bit difficult to handle. You know say e dey common to sort your way for school. The guys go give cash but the woman go give in kind.

So there was this girl that met the lecturer because her grade was low. The guy chop this girl and clean mouth. The bad thing be say he still fail the girl after him chop am. The lecturer come dey prove stubborn say he no send the girl.

So this girl tell her mama wetin happen. O boy, the mama come with craze for head. She just stay for the man office begin dey shout. "Which kind man you be? After you don focck my pikin you still fail am."
"Na so dem dey do? Wicked man. You focck woman you still fail am"
"See him head. So you get mind focck. After you don focck finish you come fail my daughter."

This woman just mentioned focck, focck, focck. The whole activities for the department come stop. The shame and humility wey do this man no be small. School sacked the man.

cocaineaddict:
rugged you. Urhobo girls wicked nobe small. When I was in dia land, one boy kari im sister come my house. I gave dem food and drink o, d next day naim de guy come back and told me that his sister likes me, I collected the girl's number from him. I called her later that day, she came the next day( on thursday), by sunday afternoon naim I Bleep the b1tch. I Bleep am again monday. By wednesday naim d babe come back again.as we were still inside the house, his brother kari crowd of boys enta my house o, talk say na me de corrupt his sister, say I de Bleep girl wey don marry. the girl no talk, she jus de chew her gum. These guys made away with my tv, fridge and 6k.

Lol. Na local 419. But which kind brothet go toast boy give him sister Me I never see.

latfun22:
@SundayOOliseh: I dedicate this scintillating victory of the super eagles over Cameroon to all 'true' Naija fans who irrespective of all the lies believed.


https://twitter.com/SundayOOliseh

SE were vibrant against Cameroon. We want to see more of this. However, Oliseh should be matured and focus at his job at hand. The victory is a huge morale booster but Oliseh should realize that he still has a long way to go. SE should continue playing well.

frinx:
Since you are not from the Region then i won't read further.

That's the best response...