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Sent my cousin ystday to drop my cv @ their head-office cuz i couldnt leave ma office. They told her there wasnt any vacancy.

wande2015:
pls kn someone hlp me in submitting cs am nt really burstup(money)to go dt far

See english.
Burstup.
Lmao

Perfect reply.
Soludo should go and sit his sorry ass in a dump-site

Ndidem usang iso road is the popular Marian road in calabar. I wish i could help you. I left cally like 2yrs ago

r231:
Chemo is on going!!

Cool

I dont blame you bro. Some of us men are wired to love risky adventures despite the brouhaha that will follow if you are eventually caught. I am still single buh last month,i made sure i made out wif ma gurl best friend. It is not something to be proud of though.

But like Eminem sang --- I guess we are who we are.
Some of us just love those risky adventures. It is not gud. And i am working on mine. I hope you do so too.

Mayosky15754:
viva, I replied you.

Bro am having issues with my hotmail.

Mayosky15754:
What did you study and how has been ur experience so far? I learnt the position of a microbiologist is available.

Yes, SABMillier acquired voltic throught a buy out clause.

Nice. Can u gimme a mail to send in my cv? I am a quality assurance personnel in the microbiology department of an FMCG company. Precisely a pharmaceutical coy. Buh i want to change lane if it is worth it. Can i drop my mail so we can talk?

Now,this is a thriller.
Nairaland will always be nairaland.
Volunteers going to check on dj 2mao or monday,i wish u guys a safe trip. We will be awaiting your findings. I pray and believe it 'll be positive.
Shalom!!

Tinubu:
Ok

Salt and Maggi to the op's Jolof Rice


1- They become less 'cheerful givers'..... After spending most of their shelf-life generously donating their puna to the male community, they now try to apply the brakes and if possible, acquire Secondary Virgin status...


2- They see every man as a potential husband opportunity... That's why they are always made up and nicely dressed, even if they are not leaving their street... After all she may meet her husband-to-be even on her way to buy Akara or Premier Soap

3- They start panicking and asking all the wrong questions.... When the light of a lady's youth is beginning to dim, that's when she starts insinuating marriage tins on her boyfriend, trying to put words in the poor guy's mouth...That's when they will be like "bae, what are your plans for the future'', or ''Chukwudi, that my ex who is an importer, is really disturbing me for marriage, bae what do you think I should do?'' , etc

4- They start avoiding their family house..... In order to avoid all the sly innuendoes and loaded questions which her parents will always pop at her, she tries to keep out of their jurisdiction, until she has some dude who is ready to bring the introduction 'Aromatic Schnapps'

5- They relocate to another city... After skelewuing their life away in one city, they will most probably relocate to another city to start life afresh, and trap some unfortunate guy who has absolutely no idea about her whoring past ... After all, PROSTITUTION IS ALL ABOUT LOCATION... ASHAWO WEY CHANGE LOCATION NA VIRGIN

Chai!! This is why i love nairaland
My manager just dey look me as i dey smile while reading this.
She wont understand

ravgach:
No wonder Tinubu stepped down from being VP. The certificate palaver for reach Kilimanjaro! E for be Toronto Vs. WAEC lol

Hahahahahahahaha

Idowuogbo:
Ooops! My bad..i missed the 'including myself' part.Moving on...

Lol

Afang,edikaikong,ekpangkwukwo and calabar white soup made my seven months stay there btw 2012 and 2013 worthwhile. This christmas,by his grace,am going to cally again to eat and catch some fun

RevDesmondJuju:
Which sauce?

Check her profile online. Aisha is 41 and has been married to Pa Buhari for 30 years now.

Do the math.

Olodo!

So that old man dey eye small gehs bombom ni?

toyoutoyou:
Ur father and mother failed to bring up in a more civilized manner.U are a true son of a cursed tride.

There is nothing you can do about the fact that you are a slave.
Your fore-fathers have sealed the slaveship deal donkey years ago

toyoutoyou:
They are set of uncultured people.Their parents failed to bring them up in a reasonable manner because they gave birth to too many of them,and that's why u see most of their girls all over every states in Nigeria trading their bodies for money.They are failed set of people.

You are a gambari slave

Slaves will always be slaves. It has been ingrained in their mentality. Modernity and education havent changed the norm that once a slave,always a slave.

Alcatraz001:
@ Mhizenegu, please am waiting for your address and name so that I can teach a lesson.I won't kill you myself,I will only send yoruba Nationalists to waste you.

You think Laagos is Nnewi? We have been watching you people for 4 years now under Jonathan's rudderless leadership and we have had enough of your insults.

We will kill you and burn down your properties.We won't bomb you but kill you individually and nothing will happen.

Please dare me and drop your address and name.Thank God this Is election period.I don't need to pay money to get you killed in Lagos.

I reiterate,just try any nonsense nxt month and you will see the rage with which you will all be mowed down.Ingrates!!!

Biko nu ooo,who is this nkita ara?

Is that small group of people da crowd??

RedBenson:
LOOKATEW! You're probably an assistant boyfriend.

Lol
I am her GOD

All youth corpers of southern descent should leave the north by first week of february. Let their Nothern graduates and NYSC peepz conduct the electioneering for them down there. I have already sounded out ma homie who is a doc serving in one of those hell-holes

I thank God for the kind of gurlfriend i have. She dosent ask me for money @ all. She dosent share her financial problems with me. I have to ask and dig deep or question her friends before i knw what she is going through. So i try as much in appreciating her by playing my part once in a while. When she got an alert from me for xmas,she was suprised and overjoyed cause she knew i had issues too but i just had to do that for ma gurl.
I love u Oge

Having a plan B is always good, especially in making business decisions or doing anything else, but it becomes an issue of concern when such back-up plans find their way into marriages or intimate relationships.
A study has shown that most women in relationships always have a man as their plan B in case anything happens.
While men have been seen to engage more in extramarital relationship with the opposite sex even when married, the study shows that men are not alone in the game as women are also contenders.
In fact, the study, which found that as much as half of all women that were surveyed have a fall-back plan on standby, showed that the back-up is likely to be an old friend, colleague, gym partners or ex-boyfriend/husband who has always had feelings for them or fancied them in case their current relationship fails.
It thus appears women do not want to go back to the starting line in case there is a break-up in their marriage, hence, they make adequate provision for an alternative.
For the purpose of this study, a plan B is a backup boyfriend that a woman has on stand-by, whom she can run away with in case the current relationship fails.
The research, conducted in the United Kingdom by a creative online market research company, Onepoll.comand published indailymail.co.uk, surveyed 1,000 women and asked questions about their notion of a backup boyfriend.
The researchers found that half of the women admitted they had a potential man in mind as a partner they could fall back on should their current relationship fail or they get divorced, and such men were people they have known for at least seven years, usually an old friend, who will be ready and waiting because of some ‘unfinished business.’
Interestingly, the study found that married women were more likely to have such a Plan B than those who are just in a relationship, because the married women do not want to be left in the cold after a crumbling marriage.
It’s amazing that the women who have a Plan B appear to be very confident in their second-in-line love as 10 per cent of the women said their Plan B had already confessed his undying love, while 20 per cent of them said they were confident that the man at the background (the plan B) would drop everything for them if they asked them to.”
Interestingly and more disturbing, about four in 10 revealed they had met their plan B through their present partner and the Plan B was even a friend to their partner. In other words, the present partner could have been indirectly instrumental to the background relationship in which the wife is involved.
The findings showed that, “Slightly more than four in 10 women said they had got to know the man while they were already with their partner, while a similar percentage said the man had been ‘on the scene’ long before.
“Perhaps one of the most surprising revelations about the survey was that one quarter of the women who said they had a backup partner in mind had strong feelings for the other man as they did for the man they are married to. And incredibly, 12 per cent went as far as to admit their feelings were ‘stronger’ for the Plan B man than for their husband while 70 per cent are in contact with plan B.
“About half had a ‘never say never’ approach, while trouble may lie ahead for one in six who said they were seriously considering rekindling their romance with the man in the shadows.”
But despite the secrecy involved in having a close friend or ex to turn to, the real husband appears not to be in the dark about the Plan B as about half of the women who took part in the poll admitted their current partner had met the other man on few occasions. Of this percentage, one in five said they were able to joke about the third party with their partner, but one in three said their partner was uncomfortable discussing about him.
However, the relief from the startling revelation in this study was that one in three women said they doubted anything would ever happen with the man in the background, which is at the least, good news for the men.
Considering the enormity of the findings of the study, a spokesman for OnePoll.comsaid, “For our research to establish that 50 per cent of women in relationships have a ‘Plan B’ is a worrying sign. This news may cause a few men in relationships to think twice about their partners.
“This could spark fear in men and be great news for women looking for that extra bit of love and care so that their attentions aren’t swayed. The saying that the grass is not always greener clearly is not deterring women of today. They understand that anything can happen and are ensuring they have a solid back-up plan should things go sour with their current man.
“With sites like Facebook and Twitter, it’s easier than ever to stay in touch with an old flame. Men need to be aware of their women’s ‘old friends’ that turn up out of the blue.”
www.standardmedia.co.ke
Even though men were not surveyed, 46 per cent of the women surveyed suspected that their husband or boyfriend might have their own backup woman.
According to a review by TheArtofCharm.com, a site dedicated to helping people develop world class social skills, men should know that keeping a woman happy is part of what makes the relationship healthy. “Men should always try and keep the relationship fresh. The good news is that it is not a chore, but a lot of fun.
“This is a wake-up call for couples who let their relationships become routine and let the romance die. So, men, don’t be replaced with a Plan B man. Be your lady’s Plan A and only plan by keeping the romance alive,” it added.
Reacting to the study, a psychologist, Prof. Oni Fagboungbe, said certain personality components in women such as being afraid, feeling insecure and vulnerable could make them to have a plan B even after being married.
He explained that the inability of such women to outgrow such traits, which he said were peculiar to ‘id’ personality in women, would make them have a Plan B. He noted that apart from insecurity, material and sexual enjoyment could make women have a backup plan even whilst being married to another man.
He said, “Like babies, women feel vulnerable and insecure – have the fear that things could change – thus, such sense of insecurity could be the factor that would cause such ladies to have backups and since the backup man is somebody they are close to, they may take such decision after comparing the two.
“There are two variables, apart from the insecurity factor, that could make women to do such; material gains or sexual enjoyment, and it has been discovered that sexual supply is more powerful than the material supply because they may want to enjoy sex maximally, so they do that to have a standby option or to complement what they get from home.
“If we break down the insecurity factor, it could be the inability of the partner to provide for their needs, violence in the home or inadequate attention, so, many variables could cause it. And by virtue of any of these factors, a woman could reach out to an old friend as a standby alternative in case the present relationship fails.”
He noted that even though the survey was carried out in the UK, the young women of today seem to have perfected the act of having backup plans to their marriage, even though a black woman would not own up to having a backup.
“Some of our little ones here do it a lot, if not more than the white people, but they will not own up. It’s human behaviour. Some could have up to three or four, even while married and they do so for either material gains, sexual enjoyment or to feel secured, as women do not want their well being or security threatened. They want to do everything possible to make sure they are secured,” he added

http://www.punchng.com/entertainment/saturday-breeze/men-beware-most-women-have-plan-b-study/

dannie007:
I now understand your inability to know what's good from wrong! What a pity!

I pray!!!!!! May your life be as the way GEJ is rulling Nigeria! Say a Big Amen!!!

Swine

Ur case is beyond yaba left.
And pls Bleep outta ma mention

dannie007:
Fish brain like GEJ!

Scion of the fulani cattle rearer

dannie007:
You are a Big fool for saying that and a Complete idiot not minding your Language! I now understand Ur type of person probably is ur type that is benefiting from the so called PDP government! That's why u are so Blind. How did Buari Contested in previous election? If he had not don the needy before all are distractions from ur people PDP to cause commossion on timid minds like urs! I pity for you! Mind you I own properties n business of my own. So Brain up and get a life because GEJ knows u not! Corrupt mind like urs.

You are dumber than i envisaged.

This is an almajiri style of governance.
Free meal and 5K.
What is 5k? And who told him dat the youth need free meal?
Anyway youths from the north and their agbero brodas will fall for this shit. To an igbo youth,no meal should be free