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Car TalkRe: Maintenance Tips For Honda Cars by vivalavida(m): 7:36pm On Sep 18, 2023
piehorse:
5w30 vs 5w20 Engine oil
Which should i use please

Honda Accord 2008

Also what transmission oil is recommended pls
Honda DW1??


Kind help please

CrimeRe: Court Sends 15 Internet Fraudsters To Prison In Benin by vivalavida(m): 4:52pm On Sep 17, 2023
BigYash:
The last time I checked,monicas on nairaland doesnt defind characters/personalities. More also, if your yash smells that bad grin(dirty thing),do well to work on your personal hygine. Learn how to bath properly,and always.Learn to wash your asshole properly,because you character can't be oozing and your body oozing too. Thats too much na grin . Do this in addidtion to ,working on your decaying life and character.. Do you understand?
Whoever you are, I am done with u. For u to support yahoo boys, then you obviously live a life of crime. I pray the law gets hold of you.
Until then, adieu.
CrimeRe: Court Sends 15 Internet Fraudsters To Prison In Benin by vivalavida(m): 4:05pm On Sep 17, 2023
BigYash:
Your whole life is what is actually oozing ,and thats exactly what you're perceiving ..
No wonder you chose a place where feaces come out as your moniker because it depicts your real life character. Big yansh, smelly character.
CrimeRe: Court Sends 15 Internet Fraudsters To Prison In Benin by vivalavida(m): 3:35pm On Sep 17, 2023
BigYash:
You should start first.. I don't even know you,but its obvious you're a lair,with the way you paint yourself to be Mary the mother of Jesus.. So,you should start work on yourself first.. Because lairs to me,are fraudsters.. Do you copy?
I don't paint myself as anything.
Go and fix up your rotten character. I can perceive he ooze and stench from here.
CrimeRe: Court Sends 15 Internet Fraudsters To Prison In Benin by vivalavida(m): 3:07pm On Sep 17, 2023
BigYash:
Look at you that's an angel(oga rotten character) Can you swear that all your life, you have never been involved in a shady deal before? You don't lie,and you have always been truthful all your life.. Now tell me lies, I'm listening oga rotten character.. undecided
You think every Tom dick and Harry is like u?
Work on your rotten character
CrimeRe: Court Sends 15 Internet Fraudsters To Prison In Benin by vivalavida(m): 2:47pm On Sep 17, 2023
BigYash:
Seems you are not in Nigeria. Na you wan jail Senate President or Commander in chief himself? I remembered when Akpabio was invited to the hux. He said he will mention names of people who looted with him.. Till date,the case died a natural death.. Look at inec that spent billions on bivas ,and failed to use the machines.. You wan jail Yahoobu their chairman, right? Magu was accused of crime,the formal efcc chairman.. He was promoted while he was on suspension,and was retired. What of the immidiate passed efcc chairman? If i start naming them,day go dark,day go still bresk. Dey there and be typing what will never happen in Nigeria..
So because of that other crimes should be allowed? Yes I am in Nigeria. In this same Nigeria, a former IG of police Tafa balogun was jailed. A minister of education under obasanjo by name fabian Osuji was jailed. Emefiele is currently undergoing trial. The system is not as perfect as it should be and I pray we get to the period where anyone and everyone is jailed irrespective of their status in society. Yahoo boys should be jailed. That is stealing and it is a crime. Your fighting that one crime should be allowed to exist because the other is not prosecuted as you deem fit says so much about your rotten character.
CrimeRe: Court Sends 15 Internet Fraudsters To Prison In Benin by vivalavida(m): 2:09pm On Sep 17, 2023
BigYash:
Go judge the case na undecided Politicians when dey loot you ,how many you don carry go jail? Go see how ur leaders kids dey enjoy life,ontop our country money wen their prarents dey loot.. If someone like Tinubu is your president and Akpabio your senate president,then these kids doesn’t deserve an hour in jail..
All of them deserve jail time. I am not making exceptions for anyone like u. Anybody caught committing any sort of crime should be jailed to act as a deterrence to others.
CrimeRe: Court Sends 15 Internet Fraudsters To Prison In Benin by vivalavida(m): 8:53pm On Sep 15, 2023
Just send them to prison. That option of fine is not needed.
EducationRe: Why Do Some People Obsess Over The Use Of Hijab/niqab By Female Students? by vivalavida(m): 10:24am On Sep 14, 2023
A school is a school and you need to dress like a student and not some religious zealot. France just banned the wearing of abaya by Muslim women in public schools. Do you attribute that to lack of exposure too?
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by vivalavida(m): 6:17pm On Sep 13, 2023
IbnB:
The bad eggs on Lagos roads are mainly state officials eg. lastma, cbd, and local govt staff touts (those ones don't wear uniform)
You can never call bad eggs and remove policemen. Only me know wetin me and dem don see since last year.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by vivalavida(m):
Felicity0001:
What do we then call this? Kwaraption or corruption or abiding or instigating corruption?

Las las 9ka remains d best place to live grin grin
Omo na the way to survive for naija oo. This country no fit better again. So use any means you have to survive till you are able to japa. That sticker has saved me many times. If any even manage stop me, oga where are u heading to, airforce base is my answer. You be force man, no, I dey go deliver air vice Marshall car. Dem go clear.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by vivalavida(m): 12:47pm On Sep 13, 2023
Felicity0001:
Ordinary direct from Gbagada a straight road to Oshodi wey police give you na him.din make them good people... Nawaoo grin

Dey play!
No go ask traffic police for direct ooh

OYO
I said some of them still have their humanity in them while many of them are terrible. I was heading to gbagada and didnt know how to find my way back to oshodi then.
My subsequent experience with some of them have been terrible. They once abducted me at ilupeju that I did illegal parking and I must transfer 75k to them immediately and then pay another 75k at their office that they are taskforce on a saturday. When I called my younger bro who is a flight lieutenant with nigerin airforce at the ikeja airforce base, these guys kept driving round lagos that day that I must transfer money to them because they knew my brother and some officers were on the way to rescue me based on that call and I was sharing live locations with My brother. At the end they dumped me at Anthony and collected the 5k I had in my wallet and pointed a gun at me to drive off. Since that incident August last year, I have a big airforce sticker emblazoned on my windshield and that one they hand on the rear mirror and with that I dey pass anywhere including one way if I can't help it and latsma go carry eyes look away.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by vivalavida(m): 11:27am On Sep 13, 2023
fk001:
I also once got help from police around Villa Gate Abuja, I mistakenly hit the sideways ramp and my tyre got punctured, they saw how the tyre was giving me a hard time so two of them came over rolled up their sleeve and changed my tyre, after they are done I tried giving them tip but they declined. I thanked them and left.


We also have good cops in Nigeria.
Sometime last year when I bought my car and didn't know how to even use the Google app, na that time I know say there is a difference between being driven in lagos and you actually doing the driving. I was on that expressway heading to gbagadà and didn't know how to find my way to oshodi then. I no even know wetin the map dey talk. I say a police patrol van. I drove to them and told the officer, oga I am lost. I don't know my way. Man asked me to calm down and asked me where I wanted to be. Told him I needed to get back to oshodi. He explained it vividly to me. Infact three other police guys came around to join him in explaining how I needed to drive. And I followed their description and got back to oshodi. Na for that highway I even stop ask them this question and they saw say true true this man no know where him dey go. A lot of bad eggs abound sha. Such would have arrested me there sef for illegal parking because I was not supposed to if u follow the lagos state traffic law.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by vivalavida(m): 4:05am On Sep 13, 2023
kewelljoseph:
Lol if I was would I come here and put up this post askin for advice, cmon be smart at least. I don’t wanna be unrealistic reason I came here also I’ve seen post of Uber drivers making 45k per day minus fuel and Uber commission so let’s calculate. If he works for 6 days times 45 that’s how 270k. But I was thinking can this be real? If not everybody for don join Uber since ma why I came here to have insight from people who are in the business full time especially now fuel don go up. My target is at least 250k a month!! Anything less I just sell my car.
Where is Bazoo and his memes ooo
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by vivalavida(m): 8:21pm On Sep 12, 2023
kewelljoseph:
Ok , just came across this thread. Pls I need honest opinions o…abt to give my 2010 Corolla to a friend for Uber / bolt earnings. But I still dey get double mind. My target is 80k - 100k per week frm him. Whatever he makes on top is for him. Pls I need those people who are still in the business to advise me if it’s a good thing. Don’t worry abt trust I knw am reach house and he’s someone that maintains car very well, my concern is the profit turn out. Left to me I won sell the car put money for business but I need another source of income aside my main business. All your advice is welcomed.
Try run am for one week. Then minus fuel money, commission, data and feeding and pay 80k into another account of urs, then assume the remainder is yours as the driver. Do it and then come back and tell the house how feasible it is.
CrimeRe: Pastor Caught Sleeping With A Married Woman In His Church (video) by vivalavida(m): 2:30pm On Sep 12, 2023
We have a mob mentality in this country. What crime did he commit? This is two adults having consensual sex. No one was raped. So I don't see the big deal here. If the husband of the woman is aggrieved, he should carry out his anger on his loose wife. Most of the people judging him and pontificating have more heinous issues going on in their lives. Rubbish.
AutosRe: Flashing Or Blinking "D" Light On Honda / Acura Dashboard Issue by vivalavida(m): 6:36pm On Sep 11, 2023
Is this another Musiwa?
Car TalkRe: Home Of Anti Lock Brake System by vivalavida(m): 7:39pm On Sep 10, 2023
Bobbydell:
Front or Back wheel sensor
The two at front and one rear.

Car TalkRe: Home Of Anti Lock Brake System by vivalavida(m): 7:26pm On Sep 10, 2023
Bobbydell:
Yes what brand and model?
08 acura tsx
Car TalkRe: Home Of Anti Lock Brake System by vivalavida(m): 6:55pm On Sep 10, 2023
Bobbydell:
Has the vehicle been worked on before?
Do u sell ABS sensors?
CrimeRe: NDLEA Arrests Grandma, Intercepts Skunk, Illicit Drugs, Loud by vivalavida(m): 5:19pm On Sep 10, 2023
dragunov:
Numbskulls everywhere. Awọn irankiran.
You mean skull mininghuh
CrimeRe: NDLEA Arrests Grandma, Intercepts Skunk, Illicit Drugs, Loud by vivalavida(m): 4:03pm On Sep 10, 2023
South West ti take over. Dem don add this one as side hustle to combine with their main source of IGR which we all know.
If you don't know, forget it.
Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Thread by vivalavida(m): 10:20am On Sep 09, 2023
OfficialDJ:
You're referring to your kleptomanic of a father? That epileptic bleaching riffraff with the looks of a brain fardart


You'll learn...
Bro, e don do. You must not always reply and Ivan same goes to you. You guys are matured adults for christ sake.
PoliticsRe: Governor Akeredolu Returns To Nigeria After 3 Months by vivalavida(m): 6:12am On Sep 08, 2023
AllenSpencer:
Nobody wishes you well when they benefiting from you. Not even your wives, children, parents or friends.

The man needs all the rest and abstinence from governance. Same people he believes are his confidants, are the ones pushing him around.

He has amassed enough wealth and built a reputable name for himself. Why have his people chosen to just work him out.
Mehn, your written English is poor.
PhonesRe: Any App I Open In My Tecno Phone Is Showing Me This, Pls Help Me by vivalavida(m): 6:44am On Sep 07, 2023
Buy better phone, u say no. There are Samsung phones in the market and you went to buy tecno.
CareerRe: What Did You Study In School And What Are You Doing Presently? Let's Discuss. by vivalavida(m): 11:59am On Sep 05, 2023
I studied microbiology and I am currently a quality control Manager of the microbiology unit of the quality control department in a pharmaceutical company.
Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Thread by vivalavida(m): 7:29pm On Sep 03, 2023
cbrass:
After changing the belt of my
E320 the check engine light is showing, though everything is working fine,but I am worried that the check engine light is on,what could be wrong ?
Scan
Car TalkRe: Abs by vivalavida(op): 3:43pm On Sep 03, 2023
codemaster2much:
how much does he charge chief
5k
Car TalkRe: Abs by vivalavida(op): 11:59am On Sep 03, 2023
codemaster2much:
how much you buy the scanner
I have a small Bluetooth scanner. To scan ABS,transmission,SRS and TPMS, I sought out a guy in my area who does this with a high end scanner.
Car TalkRe: Abs by vivalavida(op): 11:58pm On Sep 02, 2023
Thanks for the comments so far. At least I have an idea on how to go about tackling this now. I appreciate.
Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Thread by vivalavida(m): 8:04am On Sep 02, 2023
OfficialDJ:
And Your Mother orgasmed and convulsed like an epileptic patient on life support...
I had to use face masks though, as the stench emanating from her vagina was too pungent.
Smelly woman, smelly child.. grin
Guy your mouth bad. E don do abeg.
Car TalkAbs by vivalavida(op): 7:58am On Sep 02, 2023
I have had my car for a year and 4 months now. I have tried tackling most of the lights that appear anytime on the dashboard. But I have never attempted the ABS light that has been there with it abinitio. Yesterday I decided to scan the ABS and got the following result. What should I do? Change the sensors or the ABS itself?

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