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Make up your mind to dump superstition and embrace Christ.

plaetton:
Did you chew some magic mushrooms today?

Your brain is working like wonders.

And of course English is not Negroid.

plaetton:
Wow!
This is an Einstein moment.

Get one thing right
It's Steve Job's; did it on my iPad Air

plaetton:
If you don't have sense, then how could anything intellectual make sense to you.

This thread ought to make any African consumer of stone-age middle east myths ashamed?

Juvenile skeptic, atheism is not Negroid

babafemi1000:
Not bad. Rainy day.

God.
Please study this book when you get time. God bless you sir

true2god:
So happy that muslims never say the hadith was fabricated, a normative islamic deflection strategy.

How can a father-in-law stretch his length leg such that the son-in-law felt it on his chest, on his daughter's matrimonial bed?

You will agree with me that in those days there is no electricity and perharp the only visible sign of light could be a dim candle in the house, that is if there is any. Can't mohammed wait till the following morning before the visit? Is the room so small that mohammed must share the same bed with his daughter and son-in-law? Is it a single room apartment? Is there no unmarried neighbour that mohammed can pass the night in his house without inconvenienting the couple? So many questions can be raised from this single questionable scene.

Islam demands surrender of 90% of your IQ

babafemi1000:
So you con dey press p? @Negro? Seriously? Smh niccuh

My n gro, how is your Monday?

Pedophilia, lncest, beastiality

Apart from being a pedophile, was there something going on, like |ncest between the two?

That aside,
I have in mind 2 adults sleeping on the same bed and a third one joining them and somewhat wriggling between the couple so much that his feet touched the man's chest. What sitting or sleeping position was that?

Or.....did Mohammed hop onto the bed and stood between them?

But he was seated

Then he sat down between us till I found the coolness of his feet on my chest

Did he seat somewhere off the bed and then stretched his legs between them?

His last post was on September 7th but he has been lurking in the shadows as recently as yesterday

Only fools will not accept they was wrong
MrPresident1, you are no Jew, just a deluded Negroid being

MrPresident1 my Negro, repent for your foolishness

trapQ:
you have truly confirmed your madness on this thread. ranting and talking to yourself. I saw tb Joshua again 3 Sundays ago at the SCOAN. you talk shit about this man but you have a "foreigner guest" attending his church with hopes of seeing him. how silly??

That is the apparition I was talking about. Were there Angels around him, or a halo?
What was he doing, sunbathing during the Live service when his speech was being read?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAviosndpYI

anyways if you're serious about seeing him, I can tell you how to go about it just to prove all your wack assertions wrong. this man is the most sort after pastor/prophet in history. 6 out of 10 foreigners coming to Nigeria are headed for the SCOAN. so now he's only concentrated on the foreigners who have come a long way to see him.

The problem with TB Joshua is the he hires brainless m0rons to defend him.
Is it NOW that foreigners have SUDDENLY discovered SCOAN and he is SUDDENLY too busy with visitors to miss church for 4+ months?

That 6/10 tourists head to TB Joshua is a testament to existence of spiritual prostitution

shdemidemi:
Hmmmm

Calvary Greetings my broda

Read the book yet?

unphilaz:
As the name imply, we have skeptics amongst us for paul admonish us to test all things and hold the good. This book should be read with an open mind and your bais tot on tongues will be addressed.

Very apt summary here.

God bless you sir

babafemi1000:
Yeah I know say nor be fight. I've just been itching to use that line..

Back to the matter, i don't think I wanna read any more "books" that propagate this false teaching. I have the scriptures to read and digest and that's enough for me. In fact, that's enough for any believer in jesus christ.

Your saying directing me is an act of prayer? Oh (really wanted to insert b*tch here) please!

I bid thee all the best in your pursuit of "speaking in other tongues".

So long sucker! *evil laughter*

Negro,
Watching African American crap movies and listening to Snoop is no rocket science so you don't exactly look like Eistein for aping them

ggirl4real:
Yes. Apostle Paul didn't impose it. It's a matter of choice as you said but the society, especially the church, should stop castigating those who have made that choice...thanks for you input

Does the society castigate singlehood?

Image123:
lol. But I'm starting to get worried oh,make the man no go lost like chibok them.How can a man so popular in the news, and predicting football results every other week suddenly vanish like that? And the Senate is not bothered?

My good friend,
Permit me to correct you; the disappearance was not 'sudden'. He went for the Mexico Crusade in May, and on June 7th he posted a message on his wall saying he had arrived the previous week on Saturday (30th May) and was awaiting God for further 'direction'.

Nobody saw him return. Remember the coroner's report came out on 8th June. He rejected the report through FaceBook.

We can say the last time TB was seen publicly, it was in Mexico.

The other day over the anniversary of the building collapsing, he issues a statement rebuking his own church for sending invites. He says only those 'led' should come.

How do you staying in SCOAN write a letter and chide yo own servant for ABCD instead of telling them in your face?

Answer
You are not on the continent.

TB is either nursing an embarrasing injury/sickness or is running away from Buhari

The reason is because scriptures do not 'encourage' singlehood. It is stated to be a matter of choice. Paul chose that path but he neve imposed it on nobody.

In short,singlehood is the exception to the rule,so you find the rule 'emphasized'

Let me take a roll call for all those who caught TB Joshua's apparition today

Image123 and dorox please please me with the task

Negro,
Have you changed your moniker to cover your folly?

Step on grass, don't smoke it

tartar9:
can you point out what is illogical there

That a primate like you can't see it

Sheer idiocy

Emperor4God:
Windows 10 has so many Illuminati & Freemaons symbols & signs
that to list them all will take to much time.

This should not be a surprise to follow insiders,
as we have always know that there is something devilish about Microsoft.

We are not saying dont use WIndows 10,
but be aware that the time of the Anti-Christ is near because the time of Jesus is Nearer.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEezFMDuAsU

M0ron
Why did you leave Nairaland?

tartar9:
it is true so what

Islam wins a Nobel for retardation

DjAndroid:
What I am seeing in the picture is not a car but an SUV!

And SUVs are animals?

1.582:  Narrated Abu Huraira:
 
Allah's Apostle said, "When the Adhan is pronounced Satan takes to his heels and passes wind with noise during his flight in order not to hear the Adhan. When the Adhan is completed he comes back and again takes to his heels when the Iqama is pronounced and after its completion he returns again till he whispers into the heart of the person (to divert his attention from his prayer) and makes him remember things which he does not recall to his mind before the prayer and that causes him to forget how much he has prayed."
 
 

Satan makes a 36 mile sprint farting all the way. He can run faster than Kenyan athletes

basilico:
From Muhammad we now know

-Satan is a male
-Satan eats and drinks using his left hand

This I BS,
Ifeann, Parisbookaddict,empiree,tartar9
Is th true?

donnie:
You are mad. And who asked you for tithe before?You read junk on the internet and write this trash and still have the audacity to call yourself a christian? Shame on you.

For your information, there are well laid down structures, procedures and policies governing finances , hence the growth and impact you see which obviously annoys you.

Don't even start to compare them with your Roman catholic priests who collect tithes and put straight into the pocket since they are aware that the Roman Catholic church has no such official doctrine.

BTW, why is Pastor Chris' face there? Or u just need his pic there for effect?

You are a mumu. Give a rebuttal or zip it

FOLLOWJESUS:
My dear brother I am in the same page with u.It is always good to say the truth no matter the way people may see it,the church of today has gone astray in all fronts,the church by it's opporations has become family businesses and money making institutions.what the churchs do with the doctrine of our LORD JESUS does not taly.One of the main asignment of the church is caring for the poor and the less privilaged that was exactly what the autodox missioneries from Roman catholic and others brought to africa and are still doing the same till today they never diviate.The so called penticoastals are doing the opposite exibiting stupenduse wealth and questionable luxury while the poor among them go hungry and sufer endlessly.When the missioneries from the autodox came to Africa they established schools and hospitals at a well subsedised rate to benefite the poor. The Africans embressed their religion and doctrine because of their caring attitude, for the penticoastals revase is the case. There is a warning in the book of 1Timothy 6:6-10 regards to the attitude of our men of GOD today, how many of them are heading to this worning,The penticoastals take from the poor to make the rich richer,they abandone the poor and aflicted,they are hypocates. I am also a pastor for 22years now in one of the leadind and most popular churtch in nigeria ,I can confidently tell you that this is not the foundation our LORD JESUS. Layed,the foundation has been corrupted and defiled by this men of God,Every body will account for his deeds that is my joy

It goes without saying that the ONLY pastas(sic) who 'prosper' and live like Hollywood stars are the one-man shows.

It's not that God favors them or they preach t gospel; they just like Judas carry the purse a they pilfer

donnie:
And did your father ban your mother when he discovered she was sleeping with the security man in the name of night vigil?

M0ron