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The only creatures that can praise Gandollar and Ajimobi in the same breath are shameless APC e-rats.

While Gandollar collects dollar bribe from contractors, Ajimobi converts massive govt land to his own.

And some beasts will be praising them.

Mtscheww.

IvarTheBoneless:
Ganduje was just dumb to be caught in that bribery video

BUT believe me, he's far more accomplished than most governors in Nigeria....

Ajimobi from hearsay was excellent in his first term. Seyi Makinde seems to just be vocal on social media. Even with just a year in office, it's almost evident Seyi might do more of "audio" Governor.

I'm not arguing with you. The video is up on YouTube.

That his youthful words and expectations came to pass decades later does not mean that there will be no side casualties.

tarantino1:
His daughter wanted to die Young at 13 too Shay be? The rest 13 year old in the heli also wanted to die at that age as well too, right?

Fake statistics produces fake conclusions.

So you have not watched the video on YouTube where Kobe Bryant's childhood friend was crying while revealing that the superstar was always saying when they were young that he must die young to become a greater legend than Michael Jordan.

Keep speaking negative about yourself and the works of your hands but stop trying to deceive others about things you are ignorant of.

linearity:
Bros take a chill pile....

About 150,000 people died today world wide....more 90% of them were positive in their confessions and never wished to died.

The words from their mouth, their thoughts, etc was to live, but they still end up dead!

Now, if 90% who were positive end up dying, and only 10% who were negative died....by every scientific measures....it means, one stands the chance of survival if they are negative.

Am not in anyway saying that, been negative somehow makes one not to suddenly pass...am only bringing in stats to let you know that, the data did not back your conclusion....they even appear to contradict them.

The comments will immediately identify the APC supporters amongst us.

Only a few of them are capable of rational thought.

They love to defend the indefensible.

Yet when they are broke and hungry they disturb those who don't believe in their divine leaders who can do no wrong

Your points have some merit but like I said your previous example represents the lifestyle of perhaps 1 out of 10000 couples.

Don't be deceived by Instagram. The statistics tell us the truth. Most Nigerians are poor and the with the present currency devaluation coupled with the economy getting worse since this govt took over the upper middle class have all slid further down into lower middle class. And the lower middle class have fallen down the ladder. They just don't know it yet.

Note No middle class lives like the man you mentioned.

lozanni:
You are quite wrong as it has value to some middle class and upper class citizens.
The very poor ones might not be able to solve such problem as, sadly, the daily rigours of searching for means to fend for their families, might leave both husband and wife completely exhausted at the end of the day.
However, provision of modern transport facilities, like the light rail, can reduce travel time to one hour, to and from the office; also provision of Hi-Tech internet and communication facilities that ensures you do not spend the night at the office ( especially Bankers), will give couples more time for themselves and their children.

Funke Akindele has been employing people for years. Why is it only this lady complaining?

Since we should believe every accusation, I hope it's fine if we also believe the ones against you?

Sterope:
Workers give their best because they are paid accordingly.

Lack of work ethic is not an excuse for physical or verbal abuse

It's either you are a student or an employee. If you were an employer of labour you wouldn't post such.

The Nigerian work ethic is among the worst in the world if not The worst.

With the exception of those in multinationals who don't want to lose the perks of office and those in the diaspora who are very hard working because they will earn more by adding extra hours.

In Nigeria, the work ethic is abysmal. You cannot find a small business owner who is not praying and fasting for committed and honest workers. Nobody does that in The West because laziness and bad attitude is an aberration over there.

You are describing an environment where the worker gives their very best. No clocking in. Show up when you like as long as your work output is high. So some stroll in by 11am but will still work till 8pm without being monitored

Can any business try that here and last 2 years?

namenick:
When you go through the list of the best foreign movies and series that a lot of us Binge watch, it was written and produced in an amiable environment. Go and see the amount of money amazon, Facebook, Twitter and their ilks spends to create a riveting working environment for their workers, you’ll be astonished. Here we are encouraging people to be treated like slaves because they were paid for it.

Especially in a field like theirs, propitious environment is not suppose to be a luxury.

It’s good to instill discipline, but there’s got to be balance.

You get sense pass Igbo trader!

You succeeded in moving away from the topic and still came out on top.

I respect you.

But the moral of the story is don't rush to believe a woman's accusation against a man. They are master manipulators

Thank God we are now hearing that her real anger is over the 45 plots of land and not about her husbands sickness and death.

Openbusiness:
Lies about my products that what exactly? Who cares if the internet forgets or not, that is not my business. A clean hand and conscience fears no accusations. A long time ago, I learned this “If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything". So Oga forget that one, nobody can stain my integrity with lies. I'm proud of my honesty. If you don't believe me, oya buy my products na . And by the grace of God, let me tell you, I don't have "wicked customers", all my customers are wonderful people including you. Thanks for patronage in advance

I just burst out laughing at this

I just pictured a hand flicking an old file to remove the dust

BOOZELEE:
Greedy man.

Which trouble?

He wants to control the party like his property.

How many state is controlled by tinubus Acn if I may ask?Lagos,Ogun and some part of osun.

He is not even in full control of the Acn he is claiming.

Its time efcc start dusting his file.

In a country that is the poverty capital of the world, this your example has no value.

We need examples of how people who are financially challenged are able to maintain sexual harmony despite having a very busy and chaotic life. For example, in lagos where some people leave home by 4am(pre-corona) and return by 10pm there must be a way around this problem.

lozanni:
Most married men feel sex deprived because after marriage and childbirth, the wife's focus changes to the children, her Job and other things like domestic activities which often leads the husband to feel neglected.
I know a very wealthy man who told the wife to remain a housewife, provides her with all the luxury she needs, she has a Special Assistant who changes her slippers to shoes for her before she gets down from her Jeep!
Also there is a cook, steward and other domestic staff to cater to the family needs as the wealthy man does not want the wife to be worn out by domestic activities; you can guess where the wealthy man reaps the benefits for the care he shows to his wife

Isn't it fascinating how someone calls another selfish while simultaneously revealing how selfish she is. "Once we have our kids... "

If only you could take care of these kids without a man like the African-Americans but we know you can't. It's still a man that will pay school fees, pay for medicals and buy their clothes etc.

Girls like you have little value outside childbirth.

Geminita1:
The guys on this forum are so dumb mehnn.

Guess what? Women don't care about you lots anymore. You are so bigoted, selfish and sexists. Once we have our kids, we are okay, we don't care about you, we don't care.

You're a Nigerian man and you want to hear about Nigerian-American men.

You are a suspect!

Sparro:
Thank you abeg. Very yeye post. Wetin concern us with Nigeria-American girls and their standards. I feel the op is sponsored to hype these girls.
Let him talk about Nigerian-America guys na

For you to rubbish a man's hardwork and achievement in this manner you must be a very great man yourself.

Pls tell us your real name so we can look into your own achievements and realise that Messi is indeed a small boy as compared to you

TalabiAudu:
Messi at 33 is on terrible decline than Ronaldo was at 33, can't even score against a descent side except farmers.

He's now getting frustrated committing red card fouls upandan. I don't think the midget can take the heat of him declining.

GOAT of bottling.
Shameful announcement of retirement.

This season, Messi would finish trophyless, while Ororo at 35 can still boast of winning the league.

How would you all Messy stans explain to your kids that your GOAT had everything, trophies and awards but was useless to his nation. Not even a common spoon to show for playing for Argentina over a decade now..

What a shame.

Ororo is the greatest Portugal player.
The greatest Portuguese to play in La Liga, EPL, Serie A
Messi is not even the greatest player in his country.

Argentine Shatta Bandle.

I don't know if he has N1T in his account but what I do know is that you are not his account officer so you are not fit to tell us how much he has.

And by the way. He has been chopping for 5yrs so relax with the dropping of yearly budgets as if you are budgIT

techmo:




If you believe anyone can loot 1trillion naira from a poor country like Nigeria, then you are a fool


The whole of Nigerian customs sef struggle to make 3 trillion

The whole of NASS senate + house of reps (107 + 360) budget ₦150billion per year Shuab would now get 1trillion as World Bank Abi?

Even almighty rich Lagos annual IGR through heavy tax is about 300billion .. where Shuab one see $2.5bn

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You understand the game!!

Built2last:
So the spirit of Suicide is back to Naija.

Bible calls it Spirit of heaviness. We were promised garment of joy for spirit of heaviness.

Its a spirit that starts with voices in your head.

when ever you hear that voice dont ignore it, open your moth and scream, i shall not die, i shall not kill myself, i will get over this.

If you keep quiet, you will take your life cos the voice will never stop

Nothing brave about surrendering to depression and ending yourself.

It's the easiest way to respond to challenges that overwhelm you.

A brave person decides to fight on not knowing if they win

BeLookingIDIOT:
The South East witnessed 3 million of their people die of starvation,yet they didn't commit suicide enmass...but rather,with the money Awolowo(God bless his soul) gave them they got back on their feets despite the hurdles.
Even Ojukwu ran away in women's clothes rather than choose suicide
People whom are bold enough to take their own lives are actually brave,but sometimes cowardice can be beneficial.

Who exactly is this "we"

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright

You all low budget asss Moda fuckkking noisy neighbors of ours called Ghana keep on coming up with excuses for that demolition

We ain't accepting no apology and excuse

We are going to show you guys we are the real niggarrrs of Africa

I know you can't be a man cos this thinking is feminine driven.

A woman received a marriage proposal almost 4 months ago and she put him on hold.

Then few days to her BD she says yes and asks him for gifts. And that doesn't tell you who she really is?

Instead you respond by blaming him!!

If you are a man you should be ashamed of what you typed.

You just have to be a woman because most of them are great at defending the indefensible.

Tomide007:
She might not be a fraudster, some ladies actually see gifts as a sign of love....but it's obvious u don't love her, soo just break up for her sake and ur mental health.

When people resort to a showing pictures as an attempt to make up for their failures then all you can do is sigh.

The North that said Good luck should stop sending the army just because an Igbo man was Chief of Army staff are now the ones who keep crying everyday.

Let them keep quiet and allow the King Of The North to remain asleep at the wheel for another 3 yrs. Whoever of them is left alive in 2023 should vote wisely

authority2006:
I don't regret it at all. When northerners are tired of killing one another, they will stop. Almost all Nigeria military personnel are in the north fighting different battles day and night. When people are not ready to embrace peace, no matter what you do as a president to ensure peace that will work.



Lol. May be that was before Buhari came in when 2.1 billion dollars security money was shared to PDP stakeholders by Jonathan and Dasuki, definitely not after Buhari came in. USA, China, Russia, Pakistan are all delivering battle machines to us everyday.

Do you need more pictures?

If only you know how many times you bit your mums breast and she never stopped breastfeeding you wouldn't have used that proverb.

ifytrik:
A child that bites his mother breast during breastfeeding shouldnt cry if his mother refuses to breastfeed him, now that his village people have suceeded in making him jobless and pushing him to pdp a.k.a arsenal fc, it is better for him to resign honourably than to be disgraced out of office. Once again, he is highly welcomed to pdp a.k.a arsenal football club

Thank you for your kind response.

Have a blessed day

excelsiorfarm:
For little elaboration, answeing vulcan. The calculation is correct.

First you can use fish net or sleeve to get your fishes for sampling without killing anyone

For the calculation, lets break it to small bits, the reason why 1000 is down is simply because 20 grams to kilogram =20/1000. Hence the 20 is up and 1000 down.

The reason why 100 is down is because it is a percentage. 5% used is 5/100. That is the reason 5 is up and 100 is down.

And the last up is 2000, the number of the stock rate used. There is no need to put it over anything because it is a stand alone factor.

Nothing else to emphasis, it have been broken down to pieces.

Have a great day.

Jesus is Lord

God bless

I appreciate the question, how do you measure without killing them?

There is something that is called fish net that could be use to bring out your sample from the pond.

About the calculation? If not correct, by His Grace, you won't see it here.

Let me help you clarify

First the number of fishes=2000
Grams of each=20 grams
Body percentage used= 5% (Feeding)

Now, 1000grams =1kg

20x2000x5(at the top as shown and quoted)

1000x100(at the button as shown and quoted)
I believe you can see the slash sign that means divided?

20x2000x5=200,000(@ top)
1000x100=100,000(@buttom)

If you divide 200,000/100,000 what will you get?

The Answer is 2kg

Go through again

Considering that you know nothing about international finance it's best you shut it and focus in your BMC work.

After all, everybody on Nairaland knows you don't sell no suya

[quote author= post=90934488]Again, Rumours are spread by fools and believe by idiots.[/quote]

Your candle will not shine brighter cos u tried to extinguish someone else's own.

OLDESTWARRIBOY4:
Make we cor dey jump cuz she talk for kellog university?
Abi her speech go stop politicians to dey loot or stop Erosion for Aba, Anambra etc

Abeg make ona carry better news come front page like Obaseki or Father Christmas Aketi News

Ridiculous figures.

So one out of every 3 Nigerians is involved in sports betting

And these people also have N3k a day to gamble?

Meaning they make a minimum of N90k a month to gamble away N3k a day.

Where did he get these figures from Bikonu?

PublicHealthNig:
Place cigarette-like hazard warning on all betting sites, Oche Otorkpa tells FG

The Executive Director of Public Health Nigeria, Dr. Oche Otorkpa, has called on the Federal Government and its agencies, including the Federal Ministry of Health and the Ministry of Youth and Sports to, as a matter of urgency, consider the compulsory placement of public health warning labels similar to those on cigarette packs on all sports betting (online and offline) and gaming business websites in Nigeria and a compulsory sign-off for all online betters stating they understand the potential long term effects that gambling could have on their lives and the lives of their families.

The public health practitioner warned that online betting addiction has escalated the mental health crisis in Nigeria, destroying lives and livelihoods, wreaking businesses and tearing families apart. The crisis according to him, is such that addicted parents rather play bet than pay school fees, leaving their children uneducated, malnourished and vulnerable.

According to him, “today, it is not unusual to run into students of secondary and higher institutions who are begging on the streets because they used their school fees or tuition to play sports betting. The irony of this scheme is that while the promoters of these sports betting (online and offline) and gaming business sites smile to the bank, such cannot be said of their customers who slide deeper into penury, poverty and hopelessness.

According to statistics, about 60 million Nigerians between the ages of 18 and 40 are involved in active sports betting. On average, these punters spend roughly ₦3,000 Naira every day on bets. Almost N2 billion is spent on sports betting daily in Nigeria, which translates to nearly N730 billion in a year. The get-rich-quick syndrome has exacerbated the gambling epidemic in the country, forcing many young people to think of short cuts to success. “Gambling addiction leads to other serious effects, including loss of jobs, failed relationships, and severe debt.

Effects of gambling is often associated with mental health problems, including depression, anxiety, and mood disorders. “Studies have also shown that the warning label on cigarettes introduced by the US Government in 1965, which mandated that cigarette packaging include a warning that smoking cigarettes may be hazardous to health, significantly improved health indicators while smoking rates have dropped dramatically in the United States,” he said.

https://www.publichealth.com.ng/betting-addiction-and-the-mental-health-crisis-in-nigeria/

A politician denied something and on that strength alone you believed.

Chaii!

Do you also believe in Tooth Fairy and Father Christmas?

Sanromeo:
I knew it can never be true.

The Ondo State Deputy Gov has been absent from office for weeks now, Aketi did not arrest him.

He has been meeting with PDP leaders since last year, Aketi did not arrest him

When he betrayed the Governor with some APC leaders, he did not arrest him

All these while, he did not arrest him.

Why would anyone now think Aketi will have him detained over his plan to decamp? What's the value of the Deputy Governor all this while anyway

Until I see a video of the pastors attacking the team before I will believe.

Meanwhile all these protocols are for churches alone.

None of these officials will bother to go to mosques.

We know why

stephanie11:
POLITICSNIGERIA.COM

A Christ Embassy Church in Akwa Ibom State has been shut down for violating COVID-19 Protocols on Social gatherings.

According to a statement made available to POLITICS NIGERIA on Sunday, signed by Dr Emmanuel Ekuwem, Secretary to State Government & Chairman of COVID-19 Management Committee, the church was sealed after some of its pastors and members attacked the government's COVID-19 protocol compliance team.

"Today, Sunday 21 June 2020, the Akwa Ibom State Government and Christian Association of Nigeria ( CAN) Monitoring Team, while on a routine compliance/inspection visit to the Christ Embassy Church, Nung Akpa Ime branch, State House of Assembly Road, off Nsikak Eduok Avenue to enforce the Akwa Ibom State government/Nigerian Centre for Disease Control (NCDC)/World Health Organisation (WHO)/Christian Association( CAN) Guidelines and Protocols adopted to prevent community spreading of the dreaded COVID-19 pandemic in Akwa Ibom State, were obstructed, attacked and brutalized by the Pastors and some members of the church."

"In response to this act of lawlessness by that church and in order to avoid the risk of community transmission of COVID-19 in Akwa Ibom State, the Christ Embassy Church building and premises are hereby sealed up with immediate effect till further notice."

"The suspected Pastors and relevant members of the church will be made to face the wrath of the law." the statement read.

https://politicsnigeria.com/breaking-christ-embassy-church-shut-down-for-violating-covid-19-protocols-photos/

Wonderful!

Pls how do you weigh fishes without killing them?


PS.Pls check the figures you used for the calculation. There is an error.

Those figures will eventually give you 20kg instead of 2kg.

God bless

excelsiorfarm:
Let me teach you how to calculate the amount of fish feeds you would need daily in your fish farm.

First get the weight of your fishes, in some cases especially for big farmers, you can do an estimate by picking out 5 fishes and getting the average, then multiply by the total number of fish in the pond.

It is appropriate to feed your fishes between 3-5% of their body weight daily. Anything beyond +/-6 is already a waste, that is what causes pollution, depletion of oxygen, stress and leads to diseases and also mortality.

E.g to calculate amount of feed to give 2000 fishes of 20 grams for example is given below:-

Ikg = 1000g
Weight of fish =20*2000 = 40,000g

Now to feed them, the formula is

Weight of feed= 20*2000*5/1000*100

Using 5% as our choice of body weight used for calculation (remember between 3-5% is OK, though 4% is good)

Which is equal to 2kg daily, to be accurate, you have to check their weight through random sampling every week or biweekly, depending on how convenient or increase by 10-12% after a week.
BEST IS TO CHECK FISH WEIGHT

THE 2KG CAN BE GIVEN TO THE FISHES BY dividing into 2, I.e 1kg in morning, 1kg in the evening, preferably before 6pm or at worst 6pm.

In the evening oxygen content in water reduces and feeding them late can cause mortality to not bore you with details.

Share with other fish farmers, more than 70% just feed and later come to complain

A lot of bitterness, hate and envy displayed here.

May the God that you don't believe in heal you!

CODEIN:
Same children of God who wear outrageous dressing to church in the name of fashion. You all are sick and confused with all the codeine consumption in your head.

Evil country, no morals, no cultural values, everything god this everything god that, yet country is racing backward everyday.

Go on Instagram, what and who sells there, nigeria christians and muslims competing in senseless show off of skin, fashion and material. Your slave-approving and blood-loving gods of the bible and kran is confused and as confused you alll.

You all need start taking Sensediene

You are a bloody liar. You never heard such. His first wife left him and he married Ibidun over 15yrs later.

TalkTalkTwins:
I heard the pastor divorced his first wife to marry her
What a world

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One thing must kill a man shaa, let's live our best lives today!

You don't believe simply because you don't know any, not because there are none.

I KNOW 2 ladies who married as virgins and I KNOW one 40yr old virgin.

I can't speak for this report on Uwa but I KNOW there are still quite a number of virgins out there. Not millions like it once was but more than we think

Shedrack777:
at her age? no! i won't and don't believe she's a virgin

Religion is worthless but The Spirit of Life in Christ is where the real koko is.

Go and study The historical Quakers. They were able to simultaneously hold very moral and spiritual beliefs while being highly successful businessmen of their day.

The current Pentecostalism has failed because it has been unable to uphold either side well.

Barclays and Lloyd's Bank were founded by Quakers. Also Cadbury and Rowntree.

If you look around you and you cannot see spiritual people who are highly successful whether in Business or Career that's because such people don't make noise not because they don't exist.

Kenplay:
With my personal Experience, Observation and inner conviction, I think I dont want to be part of any religion again. This thing is truely an opium of illusion meant for people who cant take their destiny in their hands and for a sheeple masses.

Despite withdrawing from religion I found myself even having a better moral compass which I cant explain. We are throwing away common sense, hardwork and universal principles to leave in illusion. At the end of my observation I have come to the conclusion that its what you do for yourself that counts more.

When I see poor people dying of hungry in a country which have the capacity to be the global industrial hub I know we have throw away common sense, Nigeria biggest investment to South Africa is Religious buildings (Church) while here in Nigeria the South Africans brought us MTN, DSTV, SHOP RITE e.t.c which employs thousands of people and gives profit to our Investors inventing in the stocks and shares of those companies I realise religion is lack of common sense.

No amount of religion can make you succesful without application of common sense.
No amount of religion can make your marriage succesful without application of common sense and consideration for your partner.
No amount of religion can a nation grow and prosper without application of common sense, productivity and good policies.

At the end of it I think am leaving religion, its not worth it. Even uprightness and moral comes from a person inner conviction and not because of religion.