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But I must admit I roared with laughter while reading this.

The likelihood of a babe dying on your bed overnight after hard labour is much less than the likelihood of one dying in plane crash. Yet nobody has stopped flying

Tonight thousands of naija babes will sleep over with a guy. Perhaps one will die.

I guess you forgot you registered as a female.

Only God knows who you planned to deceive then

DenreleDave:
No.. Ur dick to ur anus... O loooo doo raa baa taa

Your sin is forgiven.

Go and sin no more

Kendroid:
So far in my life, voting APC in 2015 remains my worst mistake ever. A mistake I still regret till today!

I'm happy you escaped her clutches. So are you now implying that everybody who does what you do in life will get the same result that you got?

Stephenmoka4:
I got away with it in similar situation and I know some of my guys who didn't go to prison for refusing.

What happened to Joseph when he fought off Potiphars wife. She got him imprisoned. Do you know how many men are in prison or dead now because they refused sex?

Stephenmoka4:
In most cases if it's a female victim, the chances of winning a physical fight against the pervert is low, most cry and submit. If it's a guy (victim) in a one on one situation, a punch in the woman's belly or throat will knock her out temporarily. The way guys act to gay rape Vs different gender rape are different, the guy is likely to fight the male (gay) compared to the otherwise.
Guys be claiming false rape when they can get out of the situation, some guy won't fight a girl raping them but, will battle an armed man trying to steal from them.

One of the differences between us is that I get enough attention in the real world while you don't so you constantly crave it in a faceless forum and to make sure you get it you post ridiculous stories and a fake picture.

Nobody gets enough attention in the real world and still craves it from faceless strangers.

I suggest the services of a good psychotherapist or perhaps you know what you are doing and are planning to scam people down the line. We shall see

Casalindal:
Catfish ���� who will I be cat fishing here?? You are stupid for even allowing that cross your mind.. and it always surprises me when people say I crave for attention!!! Of course I do crave it including you acting all fake. Honey everyone crave for attention and if mine is on the peak and so?? I get the attention that is all that matters. Now that you have known this goodbye and remember to comment on my thread because I feed on you guys attention stupid!!

You have to go through this person's posts to realise that they have a very strong need for attention.

Always different dramas going on.

I also doubt this picture belongs to this poster. I think it's there for the purpose of catfishing

Casalindal:
My whole world his crumbling right in front of me.. men will always be men, after promising me the world after putting me through this much pain? You just stop loving me after all this... just 16days he replace me!!!

Let's not drag something which you don't even have. Intelligence.

You are joyful that the vehicle which conveyed a criminal has been impounded but are angry at people who blame the government that the criminal himself is left to walk free.

Indeed your brain is very very big. Loll

PS. Just went through your previous posts. You are unable to communicate without throwing insults. A sign of an emotionally unstable person. It's best I ignore you from here on out as you come across as one who is terribly frustrated.

Ciao

MASTERCHIEF0847:
You just gave insight into how your pea sized brain works.
You're one of those illiterates i was talking about.

Since you have a copy of his certificate kindly show us.

Thank God you said he "rose" to factory manager.

So you know he was at the bottom before?

Since you know him so well pls tell us which institution he graduated from

walex2:
He doesnt have a certificate but he was NLC president for 8 years. be deceiving yourself, he worked in Nigerian textile industry and rose to the position of factory manager without a certificate?

Your epistle supporting the govt would have made sense if at the end you said "after all Naira Marley has been arrested"

But he hasn't.

Which makes nonsense of your sense.

MASTERCHIEF0847:
Those who provided false information should be punished.
This is not government's fault but the airline and the organizer of the show.

Blaming the government is now the favorite past time for some people. Read the comments below and see blockheads trying to pin this on the government when clearly the organizers and the airline provided false information on purpose to the government yet it's okay to put the blame on the government instead of those who provided false information using the name of a federal judge.
Sentiments and ethnic bigotry don finish some people brain. This generation will be worse than these old thieves we have now as leaders.

Let me repeat. You have the mentality of the poor. The people that gave her the job and paid her millions did not do so so she could send a staff.

If you were a business owner you would understand that 80% of the business problems that a Nigerian business owner experiences on a daily business are staff generated and maintained.

No committed Nigerian business owner collects millions to execute a job then sits back at home to send a "staff". Most especially when you have a public reputation to maintain. When the staff does nonsense and word gets out that you don't even pay close attention to your business and you lose future jobs who will you blame?

Comparing Bill Gates and Elon Musk to Ibidun is ridiculous but if that is the kind of irrelevant example you can give I will understand. Tell me when last someone called Bill Gates and said I want to give you a contract?

Also comparing her going to execute a contract given to her with the MD of GTB going to open a branch is another dumb analogy.

Ibidun has gone home. Unless we find out she was murdered or her death is related to her trip this discussion means nothing so I won't be engaging you again.

StagethemTVee:
See your dodo mentality. Even Bill Gates or Elon Musk will dare not go to Syria or any terrorrist hot for a contract just job because they are the best at what they do. We are talking security and safety consciousness, you are reacting like a nursery school kid. Ask GTB themselves if their MD will go and open a branch in Borno personally at this time. The branches if any will be operated by staff employed from indigenes. Why did Falz help stop the redployemnt of those the immigration ladies to hot spots? There is a pandemic and there is a reason for interstate travel ban, her company could have taken the job and executed it without her being in Rivers personally. If it was not possible, she is confortable enough to reject the offer.

It's fake news

Top level people don't give jobs to people because they are geographically based. That's a poor man's mentality. They give it to those who they believe can perform regardless of where they are based.

Ibidun set up the GTB one which is world class so why wouldn't she be called upon to do same somewhere else.

StagethemTVee:
And there are no qualified personels in port harcourt at this time of pandemic to design or install isolation centers? well done Mr Reader. My point was that she is confortable enough to let go off any job that would put her in harms way at this time of pandemic and travelling to Rivers and staying there was ill advised. Even Buhari has stayed put in Aso Rock despite the pressure of managing Nigeria.

Since when does one person's experience cover the remaining 7 Billion?

victorian:
I'm not sick that's the reality.

My mom died of heart attack cos of an emotional issues she had.

I almost died of heart attack 4times! Infact I died but God woke me up, 4 times, because of emotional issues. Because God is not ready to let go of me due to reasons best known to him.

So when it comes to heart attack of heart failure I know exactly what can trigger it. How it starts and how it ends.

I'm just being real here.

Women! Men! If anyone makes u unhappy and gives u sleepless night, Biko cut off from such person. Or make sure u try your best to resolve issues or else if u have bp issues? Then death is just waiting at one corner, smiling at u.

So there are people who are this ignorant or is this just a teenager with MB?

Equating heart attack with unhappy marriage.

My God

victorian:
If it's heart attack?

Then she was a very unhappy woman in her marriage.

Later awon go and marry crew, will come and scream: go and marry! Are men blind ? Really?

Marry a man who stresses up your life mentally and emotionally, and as a quiet woman,you keep it away from family and friends. then be ready to die untimely. Be wise!


May her soul rest in peace amen.

This ludicrous chart that was produced in your bedroom is laughable.

How can someone say that a whole tribe abstained from voting.

How did you identify who voted by tribe?

When you vote do you indicate tribe on the ballot paper?

Rubbish

Ps. The fake chart even identified Obasanjo as Igbo

Daddysidhan:
The igbos have been threatening to vote for a northerner in 2023" here is the opportunity before your eyes. At least the first prime minister of Nigeria that the igbos voted for has the same character with hell-fire abi na elrufai be him name

Be weary of preaching an unbalanced Gospel.

Riches are not sinful neither is Poverty Righteousness.

We are called to not love money not to try to live without it.

A lot who have given up on making their lives count use Poverty as an escape hatch.

Just as much as I don't believe in making wealth a focus in life nor do I believe in living a beggarly life.

Don't confuse the calling of Jesus with your own. At his birth he received gifts that took care of his parents and himself for years. At his death he was buried in a rich man's grave.

Ensure you fulfill your own purpose and if that requires that you be rich so that you can give help to the poor around you then so be it.

The Poor cannot meet the needs of the poor.

I rest my case

StUriah:
Satan offered Jesus all the luxuries of this world but Jesus declined.

Serving God in a luxury manner is not of the spirit, but of flesh. Flesh only craves for pleasure and pleasurable experience which are not in tandem with the temerity of the spirit.

Having spiritual experience is not a pleasurable journey; many a time, it is through mortification, self-denials, meditation and dwelling in the words of God.

Ever imagine why Jesus did not owe either horse or donkey, and not even a private canoe for His own convenience. His followers did not even worship in any known beautiful place. But wonders and miracles known to the world today were performed by Jesus in those open places where He preached.

When the first sentence of a man's argument is a bare faced lie... what will the rest be?

So the North is seriously clamouring for power to return to the South?

OK ooh,

Carry On Lying

seunmsg:
The only people seriously clamoring for power to remain in the north are south easterners for envious reasons. Their thinking is if they can’t get it, let’s ensure no one from the south gets it.

Atiku is only flowing along with the wave that these people from the south are pushing. No serious person is giving the idea a thought other than those who intends to create chaos and confusion. Good enough, they are not strong enough to cause any serious political disruption. Reasonable and well meaning Nigerians who are not motivated by envy and hate shall always prevail.

What state do you come from?

It's important for us to know to evaluate what your own governors have done with their own savings over the years

techmo:




Isnt it absolute stupidity for a state with so much unemployment, zero power supply, and absolutely no infrastructure, to ware house 75 billion in a cormercial bank like diamond bank.. while bankers wont even borrow the money out to Anambra indegene but to the likes of Dangote and Rabiu of Biu groups

75billion would construct a gas pipeline from Imo gas flaring fields, build a 1000 Megawatt Thermal/gas turbine power station and give Anambra 24/7 electricity with enough to sell to other state while their industries drastically develop

a Bank Boss Start hailing you, then they don chop you mugus, alex otti is just thanking you customer dada who would save money rather than develop and make more money

.

Thank you

PureGoldh:
The chicks are still too tender and as such their nostrils ain't that wide...they might tend to inhale the particles of dust when playing on it

Pls what's the difference BTW the two as far as the chicks are concerned.

PureGoldh:
@ Op kindly use cartons instead of the sawdust.

When the birds get to 3weeks plus then you can use sawdust.

I wish you all the best bro

Childish talk.

PDP borrowed less than $5B in 16 yrs while Gen. Buhari has borrowed around $40B in 5yrs.

And you claim PDP "would have" done worse.

Mttscheww

kiwi007:
Funny set of polithiefcians that we have in the country. Making look like they wouldn't have done worse if they were the ones at helm of affairs

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cnbc.com/amp/2019/10/04/black-and-hispanic-unemployment-is-at-a-record-low.html

Try to keep up with the news.

Most Nigerian supporters of the Democrats hardly know anything that isn't mentioned on CNN.

I can understand why a white person would be a Democrat but every black American democrat I have met and engaged in political discourse is ignorant of the history of the Democratic party. The same party that went to war to maintain slavery is the party that blacks who prefer to be spoon-fed rally around.

As for the Nigerians who support Democrats, is it people that don't even know their own history that will know the history of another country?

Bethel4Life:
Lolz hahaha chai.. I can see that your not fit to debate with.. Wtf is lowest black employment in history b4 d Corona? So where are d jobs? Or is it not america thats lost lost more dan 20million jobs?



I understand that u are a republican and support Trump, but that does not mean u should turn facts on its head

The paid underlings are here to spout nonsense as usual. All because of N30k a month.

Check out how this one equated Tax on Facebook (which does not sell any goods/services with tax on Amazon(which does)

One thing is certain, none of you will be able to escape the economic tsunami that is coming from Buhari borrowing more money than ALL the governments before him combined.

You MUST reap what you sowed

yinchar:
Nigerians!!!

This is the new norm, every country is doing it now. You can’t be making money from a country and not pay tax!

Every foreign purchase from eBay or Amazon is subjected to online tax, which mean you paying tax to that country, because it’s a law.

Same thing should apply in Nigeria as well, online companies irrespective of where they are based or located should pay tax for income originating from Nigeria.

I'm sure you also believe in Father Christmas.

A false pastor that has N1.5m to waste didn't spend it on rituals to do fake miracles to bring crowd to his church... no he spent it giving a small boy assignment to rape a girl as that will fill up the empty seats. Rubbish

Mtscheww

Edopesin:
Seems you've been out of the country for a long time for you to be surprised

The country is messed up to that extent

This was the real reason why the govt made unimaginable efforts to remove Saraki.

My prayer is that those who keep on supporting this rape of our country will find no way to escape Nigeria.

May all their efforts to leave for better countries fail and may they and their children grow old, stuck here to partake of the fruits of their doings

Your response shows that you are not well educated so I choose to forgive your ignorance of recent history.

A person that cannot respond with facts and figures when he has been proven wrong but responds with insults isn't a person whose opinion should be taken seriously.

Let me repeat it again. If you had access to the Internet or cable TV when Obama was President you would have known that police killing blacks didn't start under Trump.

So blaming the President for the actions of rogue cops shows how low your quality of thinking is.

Do you blame Buhari when Nigerian Police shoots bus conductors for N200?

Now you have access to Internet try and do a little historical research if your brain cells will allow you. It won't take more than an hour.

Discombulator:
Stupid trump asslickers ,licking the bum of a man that sees you as less than human and place a ban on your motherfucking country, fools

If you had access to the Internet when Obama was the President you wouldn't have made such an embarrassing statement. They were being killed by white police every month as well. Obama did nothing

Discombulator:
This is what happened when you have a white supremacist as the president of a nation. Just watched the video and that is one of the most horrible things I've see in life,it is worse than ISIS execution.

Too many children on Nairaland with free opera 50 mb.

When someone is so lazy mentally that he can't even check Wikipedia to read about the history of his own country but can rush online to display ignorance, what do you call him or her?

FYI Ironsi did not plan any coup but actually quelled and overturned the coup of Nzeogwu, a fellow Igbo man.

He was the most senior military officer and took control of the country for a brief period.

He was later murdered by Northern officers who then went on to plunge Nigeria into the mess we have today.

Now that I have educated you don't come to the public to spout ignorance. You can't change our history. Whoever told you that Ironsi planned a coup made a mockery of you.

NoIgboSoundTueh:
Tafawa Balewa fortrightness in dealing with Igbos send him to his grave.( i wont remind anyone of how he was killed.)
So, Aguiyi Ironsi benefited from the Magnanimity of the prime minister yet he was complicit of the coup that send him to great beyond.

Elimon:
My brother...i am a Nigerian

What level of cowardice is this. The guy didn't call your name and you are chickening out on his behalf.

You are the reason why Nigeria can't get better. The rulers know that Nigerians are made up mostly of people like yourself so they keep in inflicting pains on the people.

In developed countries the people protest for ridiculous things and when they reach critical mass the govt begins to shake

coputa:
you are going too far,be careful,

After telling him advice is not necessary you went ahead to advise him.

Elimon:
My brother...all these advice is not necessary, ull still follow ur mind..to me,ur mind is to bring the girl to ur house...ur 29...get a child nigga even if u no wan marry...no wait till u be 50 and ur child is just 5...it is always shameful to see
But las las do ur thing. Keeping the girl with you might be the best thing u will ever do...or most regretful thing..ur choice not ours