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Agitation can continue but violent agitation is what we condemn in all ramification. The clueless government has made agitation to be imperative and that has awaken the consciousness of the populace to the descript stupidity, nepotism, lavishness and corruption that has beguiled every Nigeria government since the inception of this country. Presently, we have the most unbelievably stupid and clueless government in place and that has risen up so many youth to agitate for a better country that would be safe, sound and secure for prosperity to thrive among the masses.

That's a wonderful news but still doesnt prove otherwise that we have the most stupid man as president and idiots in government. This can't effect anything in Nigeria, rather the agitation will mount up more than before.

People are rebellious because of condition and not because of individual or association. No individual create a rebellion, it's created out of the absurd and tyrannical condition.

The government of Nigeria has sow hatred and inspired terror among the populace and tribes of every region in Nigeria.

Could be a miracle job. Pastors prophesy coming into reality....That job that you didn't apply for, that job that will catapult you to another unbelievable level, that job that you arent qualify for.....By the power given to me by the ??......receive it.......receive it..........Amen, Amen Amen

Teejay13:
Google about them online and rather get more fact.

Don't go and endanger yourselves out of eagerness to get a job.

How could they possibly invite you for a job you didn't apply for.

I think it should have been crush Ko Goldspot Ni......Lol...


Nigerian babes fit die for guys that are making it like us...They love ready made (Olorunsogo) and No longer Surulere....many eventually fall into Ojuelegba anyway...Cheers

CheedyJ:
Crush ko mirinda ni

The IPOBIAN Hoodlums just want other southern states to hate them like piece of rotten shits. They talk and behave carelessly just like their runaway Commander in London. Anyway, most of them are bunch of illiterates and useless urchins giving Easterners bad names. They can't use their brain to reason like normal human being but behave like Zombies....

Christistruth00:
Both Lagos and Ondo have huge gas Reserves

If you listen to IPOB you will eventually become Foolish


Also Majority of Nigeria’s Gas Reserves are Offshore like in Senegal too

In Buhari and Liar Muhammed's dullards voice....Lazy Youths..

Hello Everybody,

Please read this epistle....a true story...


I am perplexed...pls read

It was a pool party with naked girls.

And they were there.

Men who have achieved.

Money, power and fame.

Men in their prime who tell time to hold still since they have refused to age and it grudgingly obeys in detente and in temporaneous.

They dress young, they dance young, they act young.

They are current on all fronts.

Most of them married with children but mentally and emotionally single.

At this party they threw in a high brow residence in an exclusive neighbourhood in Ikoyi there was an abundance of food, drinks, drugs and real youth.

The youth came exclusively from the girls that were in attendance.

Girls in their late teens and early twenties.

Well spoken and extensively travelled.

Daughters of the materially blessed.

Read this to help your children now. Their safety is your choice.All of them students.

All of them naked.

Some were in the swimming pool, some at the bar, some danced under the cabana, others were hobnobing with the swimming trunks clad men at various places in the specially lit pool area that stood under the starry night sky.

And I sat with one of them.

She was caramel smooth, finely contoured, delicately featured and doe like.

She was twenty going on twenty one.

And a sophomore at Babcock university.

To every question I asked, she took a drag from the reefer in her hand, blow out the smoke through her mouth and nostrils, took a sip from her glass of Hennessey and coke on ice before she responded.

Her voice was sweet.

And her smile was rapturous.

"I heard students need permission to leave your school. How could you get out this late and stay overnight?"

"We have our ways."

"We?"

"Yeah all of us."

"From Babcock?"

"Not all. Some from Covenant, Redeemers, Madonna, ABUAD, Pan African and stuff."

"No unilag or UI?"

"They ain't boujee."

"Boujee?"

"Yeah. They are crass. Men like you guys don't want to roll with local cats like those right?"

I looked at her silently as she took a drag from her reef.

The aroma assailed it. It was caustic yet not aggravating.

"What's that?"

"Comorado."

"What's that?"

She laughed.

"It's good stuff. Hits you slowly and then makes you soar like superman."

I looked around and saw the girls doing one thing or another in their nudity.

She was staring at me.

"Is this your first party?"

I nodded.

"No wonder you are asking all these hang questions."

"Why do you do this?"

"I'm young. I need to live life before it becomes too serious and I have to be all grown up."

"But why the drugs?"

"Because."

"Because what?"

"Because this is how we roll. Everyone has their poison. If you are not on reef, you do codeine or cocaine or heroin or speed or AZT or ecstasy or royfenol or fentanyl or meth or oxy or worst case you inhale glue and get your high."

I stared at her as she inhaled and exhaled languidly.

"Why the parties?"

"You get your hit for free here. You have fun. You make good money."

"But for you to attend those schools you must be rich."

"My parents are not me."

"But they give you money."

"They pay the tuition and all. Not like they can give me a million in cash."

"Do you get a million here?"

"Well two or three parties can make me that."

"Aren't you afraid of running into your Dad at places like this?"

"Naaaa... my dad is too square and busy but even if he is not then it is his problem after all he came here for what I came here for so he can't tell me nothing."

I fell silent and watched her inhale and exhale smoke.

"But you know, your folks put you in schools like that to protect you?"

"Too protect me?"

"Yes."

"They are too busy to even bother."

"No they are not."

"Yes they are. They think the school will be both my teachers and my parents."

"I think they are just worried about you getting corrupted."

"I was balling like this under their nose and they didn't even notice. Funny thing is that even the innocent Jane get influenced in school, so what was the use of all the headache of keeping us locked up in all these secondary schools that front as universities."

"They did it out of love and with the belief that those schools are way better than the public ones."

"Well they bleeped up."

"bleeped up?"

"Is this an interview or what?"

"No I am just intrigued."

"And I am Hot."

I fell silent.

She dragged, exhaled, took a drink from her glass, sucked on one of the ice cubes in her mouth and asked in a whisper.

"Are you going to do anything about it?"

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The best time to do core parenting is between ages 0-12. You simply cannot afford to be too busy at this stage. Schools, nannies, extra murals cannot replace core parenting at this point. If you are absent in your child's life at this stage, be sure someone else is shaping your child's worldview .

At 12 a child's curiosities are set. And they spend their teenage years exploring those curiosities and fantasies and experimenting with their identities.

If you attempt core parenting in teenage years, you will meet a brick wall and you might end up with a fractious relationship with your teen.

Your best mode as a parent of a teenager is to "befriend" them. At this stage you can't take anything for granted you will have to earn their trust. Seek to influence them not control at this point. They will resist control but will respond wonderfully to influence: yours or the streets.

Every Nigerian parents needs to read this. So share it and continue sharing it. Its very important.

Quote me anywhere.

Nothing shocks me again in this shithole when I saw FAAN personnel pushing an aeroplane at MM1 Lagos.


It's a ridiculous country we have all found ourselves....

Fantastic and enigmatically expressed.

I therefore adjourn this case till 4th of August, 2021. The suspect is hereby given no option of bail and should be kept till next hearing in Ikoyi Prison.

ENIGMATIC2023:
To those saying that she acted in self defense or that she was raped.....

I beg to disagree with your submission my learned colleague,this is not a case of self defense.

There is an intent to commit crime & kill by this ungodly prostitute calling herself student. The issue is more than self defense and mere argument over sex. What of the multiple money withdrawn from his bank account immediately after the incidence?

Many prostitutes have killed their rich victims after drugging them with nerve wrecking drugs and sharing of hot sex in order to steal their valuables and monies only to bolt away and start living as big girls in town.

It's usually the work of devil. Satan will be blamed after the subjection of greedy ladies to act haywire, maim or kill their customers in pursuance of mundane physical or bodily satisfaction, inglorious erotic fulfilment and sexual pleasures.

This lady killer & her victim acted on the impulse of stupidity to embark on shameful and negotiated sexual expedition. It's a self destructive malady through devilish compulsion to seek that pleasure which has destroyed their lives without hinging on decency & rational reasoning.

Many things occur to some people that are not ordinarily discernable to ordinary eyes, except for people who are potently guided by the spirit. Some people engaged in inglorious ritualism for fame and wealth only to capsize to self infliction, motivated doom and indecent oblivion at the peak of their glories.

At the end of occult limelight, forceful induced fame & wealth have spiritually predicted & dastard end waiting for those concerned at the peak of their illusive and temporal glories. A devilish agent will be used for fulfilling spiritual vengeance to propel and dispense physically driven judgment at the end of it all. The devil lurking in those agents of disaster will be wittily aggravated to dispense the terminal judgment without mercy, fear & favor.

Now that she has been arrested and shamefully confessed to the crime, let the law take its due course. She'll be feigning innocence, self defence against sexual harassment that warranted the deliberate slaughter.

Note:

1) Without compulsion, the killer told her parents lies to go out with a married and family man for randy sexual conjugation overnight for monetary consideration only to insinuate, profess, assume or state that an argument ensued because she did not want to have sex with him? Can she and her parents listen very well to their daughter?

2) Yet, she failed to go directly to the police station to report after she slaughtered him. She was armed with knives to perpetrate the crime, tidy up blood stains on herself and boldly walked away from the scene of crime!

3) She waited until they took illicit drugs to get high before perpetuating the crime. And now, she's claiming that they had argument as he attempted to have sex or rape her that warranted the killing - a cock and bull story that should be for the marine! Anyway, our judges are not that stupid.

4). Huge volume of cash was continually dispensed from the victims bank account after the incident.

5) A lady of this diminutive size to the dead guy could obviously not overpower and stab him while he was awake without fighting to disarm her. Obviously, there was no resistance from the victim or clear wound on the lady to indicate that a fight indeed, ensued. The fact remains that she drugged him, had hot sex and waited for him to sleep before pouncing on him.

6) The strongly willed nature of the killer to conceal the crime, remain perpetually hardened, unperturbed and stayed in total obscurity until she was detected and arrested. This is a justification that she's not a first timer in crime.

In conclusion she is quilty as charged. She is a murderer from HELL.

This is my final submission my lord.

You aren't weird my guy. I am 100% the same. I love to watch good football games if opportune to do so but not going out of my way to watch a football game or go to a watching center. I would rather stay alone and listen to Aljazeera or CNN or opt for CBS TV...and if not, I just kuku stay on my alone and enjoy my solitude and mental balance. No qualms no headache and In my solitude, I sometime gets motivated to new ideas of business or ideas that enhances my business also. Lastly, I also enjoy reading Novels and world dictionary....Encyclopedia.....i am a freak of this....especially countries history and peoples biographies..Try it and see the world from a new perspective...

Possibility she has committed suicide somewhere cos for the fact that she followed them down to the hospital and even dropped her contact. I assume something drastic has happened to her also...let the police quickly investigate and come out with what's been happening.

RIP.....He looks older than 42 years old....probably he's been having a secret ailment he's been battling with for long before he died which might have contributed to his old age look. He looked older than his age...

The most incredulous interview I have ever witnessed. Lopsided answers to every simple question. Seem not to even understand the questions or probably been intentionally playing smart to evade a proper answer.

His legacy is a legacy of failure and disaster. He would ever be remembered as one Nigeria president that never had a brain or intelligence to lead or been in authority. The most stupid and nepotism leader of Nigeria. He would be remember as a tyrant, dictator, illiterate and clueless president ever to lead Nigeria.

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Simply telling you to protect yourself and your family. Don't expect Buhari police or Soldiers to come and rescue you whenever Buhari extended and Nuclear family kidnap, Rape or kill you or your family. The Buharis family of Fulanis are on the rampage and might soon get to your house.......get knife, cutlass, axe in case you can't get a gun. Get something to use to fight back instead of sticking out your neck willingly for the motherfukkker Fulanis from Hell to kill you just like that......even if you will be killed, please fight and die than to die just like a dog....

Can you imagine these two being wives to one man. They will kill the man and later kill themselves, shameless adults aunties...

My dear, We are in the era of Hausa Fulanis and forget about any other tribe for now. It's all Fulanis that matter to Nigeria president presently...., Buhari no see any other region except Aboki and cows people from Sahel.......Zo Mana...

Dialpad:
I thought there was no office of first Lady during the campaign ?

Must they all be hausas ?

This man can never change

My dear, It's against the stupid 1999 Constitution. I feel your pain just like others too. We aren't operating as a federation. No state has autonomy. That's the reason we are clamouring for a total abolition of 1999 Constitution instead of amendment or better we go back to 1957 to 1963 Constitution that brought out the best in our regions......

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linearity:
All these security force outfits formed among states is a waste of time.

Each State’s Assembly show pass laws to form state police, as federating units of Nigeria, they have the right to do that.

How can a State have a House of Assembly andState Senators that write and pass laws for the State, then turn around and rely on the Federal Government to enforce and prosecute those laws.

Kano State and most States in the North have State Polices that answers to the States, why can’t other parts of the Country do the same.

It's well. I sympathise with the family of these guys just as I sympathise with the family of Yorubas the Fulanis killed early yesterday morning. I want everyone to know that we in the southern region don't have the heart of hatred and killing unlike the Northern region. We value and love life and that's the reason the Northern region assumed that we are coward. We hate the sight of blood but that doesn't make us less brave or coward. It's just a little moment more to come and the unfolding of packages for the deserving tyrants will be served fully. The yawning of the lion does not mean that he's afraid or scared. We have the antidotes to cure the madness of the fulanis inclusive PMB and Sheu Garba etc....Just a little time, the soup will get done and all Fulanis must partake in the eating of this soup. A word of information and not a threat....Just an information.

Fantastic

Bunch of clowns in the National Assembly of Morons. There is no single person in Nigeria political bandwagon that's morally okay, they are all bunch of thieves and rapists...Same Mark Gbillah attempted to rape a room attendant in the United States of America while on an official visit and also soliciting prostitutes with 2 other Honourables of Nigeria NASS. Nigeria is sinking rapidly courtesy of Stupid Buhari, NASS hooligans and all sycophants in Aso Rock and the errand boys Ministers...

Do you mean the vulture griller motherfukker on Nairaland?

clarocuzioo:
Not just Lai Mohammed, everybody in the Dullard's administration, down to their online urchins especially the vulture griller

You are just something else.....You are technically a funny guy. You gave me my first smile this Sunday morning....Lol

NwaAmaikpe:





Sai Baba now and forever.
Our darling daddy has shown the world that Jack is not his mate.

This Twitter ban will bring more foreign investors to our great country because they are sure that our government can speedily implement declarations.

This Twitter ban has further built my confidence in our darling daddy.
He is a man of his words, in less than 24 hours of declaring the suspension of Twitter's operations in Nigeria, all Telcos have complied and the ban implemented.
Even the Attorney General has cooked up a law for offenders.

But it is not fair that CBN is yet to comply with our darling daddy's declaration of 2015 when he said that as President he will make $1= N1.

It is also not fair that the army is yet to comply with the FG's declaration of Boko Haram being technically defeated.
Our Attorney General should please pass a law that incriminates anyone; bank or individual who exchanges dollars above 1Naira.

Because the speed used in implementing one decree should be the same speed used in implementing other fictitious declarations.

That's just a natural instinct to love your mum more than your father. However, it does changes if the mother lacks good maternal care for the child as the child grows. It's so unbelievable the way some children display hatred for their Mothers.

Fatherhood is a very complicated role and should not be misconstrued with the believe that as a father you ought to be loved and rewarded by the children for the care and love and investment you put in raising them to be good adult.

Fatherhood is a way of life for us men. We live to provide, guide and love the family without expecting anything in returns. We do these happily and voluntary and if we find ourselves in a position that prevents us from fulfilling these attributes, we simply die or remain broken. We are beast of burden that carries the whole load but hardly appreciated and even when appreciated, it can't ever quantify the pain, the struggles and the disappointments we meet everyday during the course of getting things done appropriately. We love to be the family beast as long as we are providing and training the kids in the best possible way we can afford. We men are great and always expecting the best from the children without demanding anything in returns. We are also endangered species because the labour of our love and aspirations often let's us down through the many immorality and deceits of our women. We are real men and proud fathers also....However, No food or accolades to all lazy fathers, weak fathers and opportunistic fathers.

Devil relocated to Nigeria fully on the 28th, May 2015. Devil felt so lonely and decided to go back to bring his family cos it's not good for the human to be alone. He brought his wives and numerous children called Demons. The children and wives have spread their tentacles to every corner of this country so that they can monitor and control activities as instructed by their father, the Devil. Presently, it's only a miracle that can save this country from the grip of the devil and his family. Nigeria politician has sold their souls to the devil and killing of Nigeria in large numbers has never and will never move them. They rejoice and gets stronger in their coven whenever their demonic children kidnapped, killed, raped and acted terribly to ordinary Nigerian. Nigeria is not worth dying for, I have said it before and am saying it again. Take this fact from me today, the worst is yet to happen in this country and in this PMB era....we are here for a roller coaster to Armageddon under the pilotage of PMB and Osinbajo....God will surely save some and definitely some in large number shall go and dwell in the Armageddon with these wicked Nigeria politicians.

Nigeria politicians are maggot-ridden, dirty human waste....they desperately irritate me. I always feel like vomiting whenever I see or hear them talk on TV or anywhere. I believe that I would have used my hands to kill my father if he's someone like this slowpoke, Liar Muhammed or even Buhari...or any of these parading mannequins we called leaders..shame on their family and associates.....

I have been there my brother. Nothing is wrong with you as long as you have been certified fit by the experts. You really tried consulting all those experts mentioned, in Nigeria, that's a fortune to do.

In my own case, my heart was beating so much that I could hear it beating during sleep and even sittiing...it was so scary that I practically stay awake all night thinking that I could pass out if i remain asleep. I was leaving alone too and always thinking that if I die through this means, nobody will discover the body until after several missed calls or when the whole flat start stinking. I even fainted, blanked out in my flat and later woke up by myself.

I went to see my doctor the next day and after diagnosis and several lab test....it was discovered I had Malaria, Typhoid and high blood pressure. I was quickly admitted and placed on drips, in fact, I stayed at the hospital for a week and also took 3 pints of blood before I was discharged.

Terrible experienced it was but I contributed a little to the whole problem also. I have been managing a chronic pile or haemorrhoid for so many years and had gotten to a stage whereby blood passes out of my body like women in menses. I usually experience this every time I visit the convenience and had to clean up etc. Nobody could believe I was going through such pain and agony, in fact, I am still going through it....

You are good health wise my brother....just be careful and pay attention to any changes in your body especially when you feel discomfort.....often it's nothing detrimental...our body is so complicated and wonderfully made that at times, the body does some reactionary function without you be conscious of that....Regards

Highly demented human waste called Buhari. I wonder how a supposed leader of a country could descend so low to the level of a pig and come out openly brandishing an opaque and retrogressive euphoria cynicism without an iota of retributive feeling of guilt that he knows how to deal with the Easterners. I am Yoruba but I am an Igbo from now henceforth cos of this Buhari Phantom of Apocalypsey that he's planning to unleash....



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Actually I'm Yoruba and I reported the tweet and as well spoke against the madness of a supposed leader even as it's obvious that he's demented.[/quote]

This chap must have been residing in the southern part of the country and definitely working with the likes of Tunde and Chinonso until he thinks he is good enough to set up his empire in Katsina....

The most distasteful human cow on Nairaland....with his other tragic brother called Vaughanshithole........Never knew some people took notice of this ignorius bastards....With those two Nairaland idiots, Nigeria can't ever get it right....

DrAkpa:
But he has been doing the talking through manna d babeque pig on Nairaland

Really surprised seeing the Ooni pictures with the guy. Personally, I have started suspecting Ooni Of Ife of unclean acts probably before he embarked on the Throne. I have read stories and litigation of some sorts against him and people very close to him. He better behave and not embarrass us in this gaddem country of little hope...

Bvlgari:
It doesnt shock me...we have a lot of these guys scattered all around the world

What shocks me are those his pics especially the one with the Ooni of Ife