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As usual, NIgeria Security outfits are fond of denying everything.....always denying...but this action has been confirmed already....

Nigeria Nigeria.....it's so hot in Nigeria....a climate of Evil....

I have bought a car in Nigeria, Lagos precisely on Jiji before and the car was delivered to me without paying a dime. I actually drove the car with the owner to my bank to do cash transfer and thereafter the owner called Bolt to take him back to his business place...it's better to be very careful dealing with Nigerians. However, you seems to have so much money, I think you can overlook the money and move on by the manner of this your laughter....your laughter makes me feel somehow self.....

Canadian authority ain't know nothing until Liar Muhammed of Nigeria information services of department of terrorism and banditry under the auspices of President Muhammad Buhari decides to sue them for libel and mischievous misdemeanour. They should have learnt how Liar Muhammed sued CNN and incarcerated Twitter till now. Nigeria no dey joke o....nobody mess up with us except Bandits and Boko Harams....Lol

You are so damn funny Kriss....is that for real?



quote author=Kriss216 post=105750981]This latest version of Nigerian girls no dey shame or feel shy again to ask for sex when they're into you.

The few girls I was with before I give my life to Christ almost diminished my life bar with sex. Favour will bluntly say "Oga, abeg drop that phone I wan fucck"... I go come dey feel shy on her behalf.

I love girls that expressed themselves freely.[/quote]

Nobody can give you a satisfactory answer or a good consolation here on this platform because you have not ended your story. It's an incomplete information or narrative you are telling us. We need to know the details of your relationship and what's been happening in the home front since you married. Some women are so pathetic that it's better for the husband to run away before he kills her or she kills him and some men folks too are so terrible that it's much more better for a woman to stay single than living under the same roof with such....get more information about the situation OP from the victim and get back to us...right now, we can't help you.

Well said. The car definitely will be cheap in US.....let's say bought at the rate of $1,300, freight at $1,100 and clearing in Nigeria should be around N 600,000($ 1,200.00) Totalling $ 3,600 x 550 Rate of Exchange to Naira.....N1,980,000

N/B: please don't blame or curse the seller. He made a mistake buying such in the first place but he needs to make money at least....no matter how small. He's not cheating anybody but he miscalculated in buying the car...should have bought 2004 Camry that would fall within that range of selling price ....2 to 2.3M compare to this old Camry.....

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sultaan:
The cat cost 1
$1000 to ship, add purchase price in dollars and duty see what the number adds up to.

That's exactly what Philomena Turpentine did around 1774 in the US when her husband impregnated 2000 women in a day. She went philosophical and Annie Idibia has taken her steps. Congrats.....Yaba Psychiatry Hospital Should be put on alert...

Candid advise. Take the deal urgently and speedily. First, the good man is well known to you so no problem of a set up but still need to be extra careful and vigilant. Some people uses guys like you as drug courier. Second, you said you ain't a lazy slot. Good, you will always get a job to do in Canada....that's a guarantee. Third, he's paying practically for everything until you get to Canada and start working to pay back which I believe you should be smart enough to repay in batches and not at once so as to cater for yourself also. This is a wonderful deal, a miracle just made for you. Take the deal quickly while I congratulate you in advance.

Olumide, You simply nailed it there. Nigerians girls are fond of reaping where they didn't sow. Many instances here in US of Nigerian ladies brought from the village or an interior area of Nigeria by their boyfriends/ husband's..... immediately they arrived and probably get a good job, the drama and speed at which they become more American than even the native Americans amazes me. These bush girls from Nigeria becomes so pompous and overridden and over bearing, ridden the guy like donkey especially if the guy ain't that educated as most hustlers are in here in US cos most just wanna make the money and send some home to family making them to forget to further their education or at least to have a better educational standard.....I don't mean the ordinary BSC in Nigeria standard....ain't nothing here cos you need to integrate into the US educational Standard. So bad that US government always pitch their sympathy for women incase there is divorce or any marital issues. Women always gain in the US. This facts made most bush girls from Nigeria to be over the board cos it's obvious they would be well compensated from the man's assets incase separation comes. This is the mentality of the bush girls from Nigeria. Bush girls in Nigeria always behave respectfully to her man as per African culture but immediately she steps US and the man married her properly andhee status becomes Citizen or even resident Permits and also get a good job or becoming more educated....troubles sets in miraculously......only God can save Nigerian men still willing to bring the bush girls from Nigeria to the US to marry. Let's even ask ourselves this question, why can't we be marrying the Asians or even other Africans like the Kenyans, Somaliland etc...in the US. They are far better and more accommodating than Nigerian bush girls from Lagos or Anambra, IMO , Oshun or any other areas in Nigeria....this is my opinion...

Dukeolumidemans:
Very good. That is the new trend now for them, to take over other peoples properties after getting married to them.
Another fellow from Nigeria killed his Nigerian wife after he brought her to America and married her. After 2yrs,
she continued with her ex-boyfriend who was living in another city in US and later filled for divorce. Collected the husbands
house, car and half monthly pay. Later her ex moved into the same house with her. The man was watching all her moves,
and one day he rammed into the both of them with a 4x4. She died on d spot but her ex survived with multiple injuries.
He turned himself in and is currently in jail in US.
Another of my friend had a similar experience after he married a Nigerian lady from Cross River State. After 4yrs,
one cool evening, she soaked her face in water, and punched herself in d face everally and called d Police. She was given the house,
car, children and part of his monthly salary for maintenance. Till today, he swears to me that he never touched/beat her for one day.
I believe him because of d type of discipline we received growing up and while learning and mastering Martial Arts. After 12yrs, he is
back on his feet.
Note: This is the reason why most rich young people/celebrities don't like to get married nowadays. Also why most guys outside
don't marry Nigerian girls again. Instead they marry Asians.

Original Island boy......sorry the minister is Ikoyi boy......a real tout of a father.

So many olodos on this platform. Can't you guys see Kleptomaniac but rather spell it wrongly as Cleptomaniac.......clepto Ko clement Ni..

OP, I believe you have gotten more than enough sincere and accurate advise from wonderful naira Landers....The decision for action is yours and yours alone to take. However, on my own candid advise, this is not time to play patriotism in Nigeria. You can only play patriotism when you are alive With hope and have a good source of income and security.

So sad, Nigeria wouldn't give you this little comfort. Please travel so fast and furious without regards to the stature of the Visa. Just make your way into US with your brain intact and ready to do only legit job and also know you will need to maintain for some years until your documents is processed for a good Immigration status.

You might be lucky to have your documents processed within a short time....whatever you do.....let it be legit...move with legit friends and of course there's always way to get your documents processed from short stay to a better status....asylum is open, marriage is open also and some other legit ways....just have an open mind and mostly be prayerful.

Nigeria, so sad that I am saying this and anybody can attack me later if you like.

Nigeria is a kill dream, kill joy and an Armageddon of evil.

If actually you have your ways to travel out now, please do or you will regret it later that you didn't.

Chances of your survival in Nigeria is very slim. You can be randomly killed, kidnapped for ransom, ritual or shot by a gallant policeman and the case will die like that.

Take a chance and beat it.....but always say a little prayer inside of you every time for God to be with you and protect you.

Good luck

Employment scammers are easy to discover if you are observant and careful. First thing they would request from after notifying you that you had passed the exams and you are few of those picked for the job is that


1) Upgrade of your appointment intent from a lower cadre to a higher one and of course you will be required to pay some amount for upgrade. They do this very almost official as if they are doing the right thing. You might even be served coffee, breakfast or lunch.

2) Opportunity to work outside the country after requesting for some money for documentation purpose.

3) Training fees might be requested from you.

Note: The package always look so real and unbelievable but most are scammers.....NO employment will start demanding money from you before you even get the job.....what's the essence of the job in the first place other than having money which the scammers are now collecting from you.

Surprise Surprise: Port Harcourt and Lagos is full of them....

Please job hunters should be careful out there.

We know that 5G is not harmful to us but You, Buhari and his Fulanis cousins and relatives are the harmful wastes affecting and killing Nigeria....

This Taliban terrorists were so quick in setting up their cabinets unlike Buhari terrorists that took practically over 5 months before setting up a confused cabinets of terrorist for Nigeria. Some terrorist gets head sha unlike our own Buhari terrorist....

Even if it's the truth. Who is the idiot that would pay such money? Money to equip and reintegrate Boko Harams and Bandits terrorists and also for Buhari and his northern parasites to steal.....God no go gree sef....

Still expecting a lecturer, a professor In the department of Economics, faculty of social sciences of that OAU to have his day too in regards to Sexual molestation of students....

OP, Seun.....please let's have a break on this stupid Toto Dick Sorry Tonto Dike issue. So disgusting and humiliating to read. Some people just don't have an atom of shame in themselves in this area called Nigeria. Prince Kogbororro or Kogberegbe should be ashamed of even exchanging chats with this girl.... anyway, both of them are stupid and highly senseless....

Lovely piece here POCOHANTAS.....you nailed it on the head without an atom of feminism.

pocohantas:
This lady should stop already.

Nedu doesn’t deserve your son? Is he dragging the boy with you before? It is your ex or whoever is the father that deserves the son.

All this show of shame would have been averted if she didn’t try to play the victim by calling him out online.

Sometimes couples separate and you see one party just silent and trying to play mature, claiming irreconcilable differences or downplaying the situation. You think they are stupid? Some things are better left unsaid to protect the image of the other party, even in the event of divorce. She just shot herself in the foot.

Give his own kids to him and hold your son that he doesn’t deserve.

I quite understand you now. So sorry to tagged you. However, two wrongs can't ever make a right. It's just demeaning for a married woman to behave in such a way on National television and ofcourse so stupid and dumb for the so called Husband to be pleading for forgiveness from her...she's ruined her marriage already if actually there was one but the husband should at least save himself an atom of self respect by not begging her or crying that she's hasn't called him since after the ejection.....that singular act alone is demeaning to their queer marriage relationship.....who was she supposed to call first in this world? I guess she threw the marriage out immediately she discovered she was going to BBN house....it's her script and she's just acting it out.....such a shameless girl....

Again, sorry to tagged you in my anger IYAEBE........please champion the cause of good attitude by some Nigerian ladies....I am tired of abusing them cos of often bad attitudes and open display of stupidity. I always hate myself for doing so but somebody just need to tell them the truth...

Iyaebe:
You misinterpreted my comment, if Tega's husband was man enough and firm from the beginning ,Tega won't have had such audacity to mess herself up and I maintain what I said because no real man forgives such even when the wife hasn't apologized, he was the one begging her to apologize to him.Tega's husband is all over social media disgracing himself and gladly waiting for his adulterous wife's apologies, he's truly a disgrace and worst thing that can happen to any woman.

I can't just understand why most Nigerian girls or women are stupid and be supporting a visibly wrong action especially coming from their fellow Ashewos....where is the honour again among thieves.....

A dirty girl that openly open her stupid legs like Lekki toll gates on public television without any iota of shame for a total stranger in just few days of staying in Big brother house? Shame on saphiere and Iyaebe....I bet you oloshos would have done more than that on BBN....get a value to your lives, you oloshos.....let's appreciate your value and not your dirty smelling cunts...

Davash222:
So, payback for a cheating husband is to spread legs for a fvck boy on a National TV?


Fish brains!

Exactly, very disgusting woman indeed. She played the victim but never knew what Nedu will come up with. Shameless woman for that matter. Married and spreading her Puna like Lekki toll gates. I puke and I sympathize with Nedu cos this stupid experience must have caused a lot of damage to his mental health....

Mrkumareze:
All they care for is benefit, leave the child with the father, mba... they want to keep their child cos its the loophole through which they milk men.

Better advise him to switch on his phones so that his cousins and brothers can call him for the ransom asap....

No be small thing o.....but I no send ....2face

Ain't just the continent but the greedy lots we call leaders who always never want to leave the position of leadership whenever their time expires. This just made me to remember Obasanjo third time agenda.....probably Nigeria would have been turned to another Rwanda by now if that greed succeeded. However we are still on the fast way to Afghanistan by this mannequin of Fulanis leadership of Buhari....same same

janedonez:
When are we going to learn to do the right thing as Africans? Both leaders and led

In as much as many people are ranting and some female displaying their evasive feminism and sheer naked of mispurpose.

Truth must be told. 2face never slept or impregnated a minor or an slowpoke that couldn't take a rational decision on whether to agree to sleep with him or not. Neither did he rape or force any of these grown women to have sex with him.

I bet you all that all the feminist on this Nairaland and Nigeria will shamelessly open legs like Lekki toll gates if 2face should approach them. Many of these female envy all these 2face baby mamma's secretly and wished the story going on was their story.

Please free 2face Baba, he came, saw and still conquering. Life is complicated enough and ain't fair to most people....allow the guy to breadth Annie as long as he's catering for you and your kids handsomely like the rest. 2face is an unofficial polygamist and you saw it before opening your legs 1st, 2nd time like Lekki toll gates.....

This issue is just like keeping a joint account with your spouse, whereby one spouse toil day in day out and save money into that account but the other spouse never put something significant into that mutual account but discovered that when spending comes up, the spouse with little or nothing contributed will be the first to shout that it's our money and this is the way we are spending it. That's the story of the entitlement jobless, lazy and terrifying Northerners of Nigeria extraction.

eldoradoxx:
Nigeria is a federal system and VAT is not a Federal tax but state tax charged on goods and services consumed within a state. I wonder why the North is never ready for true federalism while their Southern counterparts are. It goes to prove what we have been saying, the North is a parasite feeding lazy on the hardwork of the Southerners and their businesses who pay all these VAT for consumption done in the South. Rather understudy how to effectively collect VAT, Northern States want a collective purse for VAT collected nationwide where they will be in charge dishing out huge junk to themselves while the States that generated the VAT go with little. God bless Wike of Rivers State for testing this VAT issue in Court. Any State that cannot collect its VAT can partner with FIRS to be collecting for them.

Northern States parasitic nature is progressively on the mode of being tamed by the Southern States. We have so many programs coming up soon to finally nail this northern parasitic, Almajaris dependent tendency on the Southern states.....If your useless Fulani president can't step up restructuring or reconstitute a good And new national consistution or better make Nigeria a federating Units like we were after independence, then here we come with a more decisive action which ofcourse backed by the law. Enough of the never ending parasitic nature of the northern states couple with unending terrorism that has gulped trillions of dollars from southern states coffers and before I forget, the penchant for stealing by the northern oligarchy, politicians and their families......

These Taliban guys seems more civilized than Buhari Fulani Army. If it's Buhari Army, it's shoot at sight like he did to Endsars protesters...

The truth is that Nigerian Men have started avoiding marriage like hell fire. Many believe that what desire in getting married can easily be gotten outside marriage with peace of mind. You can excel better without having a woman to rant over you and bring all her family and personal problem on you cos you are married. A man needs peace of mind to excel, to think, to plan and see the opportunity to make more money but most women, all they think about is how to dominate, to supervise, to control and ofcourse to monitor the man up and down especially those jobless, dream killer frustrated vixen girls that spend all their lives Infront of camera and always buying the latest phones without any form of income. How can you as a woman, a graduate, beautiful but all you bring to the table is to marry and open your useless legs for the man to impregnate you and after you count yourself as an achiever, a wife and the landlady of the house. Don't you know you ain't worth no value and beside, any lucky woman can as well open her legs just like you did for your husband and give birth too just like you....women should put value on themselves and not just be claiming entitlement as if they are Yoruba Omo Onile in VGC etc.....men aren't interested in your market again, put value in that body and not just displaying a fucking useless flesh we men use and discard after all is done.....

The simple truth is that Nigeria is fighting back everybody that has turned her into a demagogue, a misfit among comity of nations, a ridicule. You guys ain't see nothing. Tinubu, Buhari, Pantanmi, Liar Muhammed etc ....all gonna be ridiculed health wise or any debase ways and later die a horrible death. You can't turn Nigeria to Afghanistan and go Scott free. You can see IBB with all the money he stole from Nigeria but right now he wears canvas on Agbada or what does Muslims call that thing sef...Jalabia... Every souls that has raped this country is going nowhere, no escape....if you escape, your family must pay the bills....all those idiots that kills innocent souls at Lekki, Onyingbo, Rivers state, IDP camps all over Nigeria, and those Fulanis killing people and taking their ancestral lands in the north, south, East and Central Nigeria. I pity you all, the vengeance of Nigeria is coming upon you all....miserable death awaits you all at the door of perdition. We would rejoice when dogs eats your bones and lick the green matter out of your miserable skulls. Buhari and his Fulanis brothers and cousins listen cos you are next.....nobody can cheats God's people and go Scott free, nobody kills us and remain ever happy after....Tinubu,I remember how happy you were during the Lekki shooting, you and your bastard Son laughing on national TV and claiming that you are Jagaban.....the punishment of God is so fast indeed.....only that we human are so impatient.....Thank You Jesus for the Armageddon coming onto all evil doers and cheats of Nigeria country.....