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687 naija 4 eva!

@ poster,
1) plz go and read a couple of M&B'S
2) Go bck to ROmance section!!!

abeg segun is owow and u just brougyht a pik to prove it arghhh! wen he was younger at least he was manageable now hes just a black mass of darkness!

ah ah which kind comparism be this? beyonce dey shake shakira dey wine dey nor dey do dsame thing.

ehen pls hus clem ohameze again pik enione? really important.

@ KANDI hu said ritas accent was so fake in where enemy lies. 'she played the role' of an american girl which meant she had to put an accnt . it probably wasnt good enough but we can understand that but you cant call her among the fake celebrities because on a normal day in any movie she wouldnt put a fake american accent unlike our madam stephanie okereke and her yeye funne come rain come shine. i heard once she was shooting with RMD and trying to 'FUNNE' with the script and he just screamed out frustrated: 'ABEG SPEAK IGBO!'

yall have forgotten nkiru sylvanus jeeeeez that gurl should stick to village role PERIOD!

LMAO!!!! why una dey cusre the poster?? you fell PERIOD! LOL Thunder fire this poster sha!

mehn hu thot up this topic?this is a really serious comparism ohhh.aha ah i luve them both cant make a choice!

YES RMD'S yansh is the shiit!!!!! I'm sure i can't watch any of hes movies without commenting at least once!

AND YES!! i must commend that person u says lets point desmond elliot to the gym ah ah u go fear naija men their wife go drop like one or two but na them they fat dey go!!! H e is really good looking but boy does he need to go to the gym did enione see him bursting out of hes shirts in games women play DAMN! esp the scene were he was hiding from omoT.



OF course i love them both to bits. . . LOL!

@ POSTER

AND URE POINT IS, THERES SUFFERING EVERYWHERE POERIOD!

im anything checkered
skinny high waists,
ankle boots,
RED. . good for the winter
rain coats as opposed to normal coats,
army looking jackets like navy blue with gold buttons,
trendy thin waist belts

that white number is WOW! tips 4 wedding night ladies. . .

hes as single as the day he was born. blive me i wnt in anyways leave jim 4 kelvin! but is it worth the risk??

Dear Nairaland,
Theres this my family friend ive known and had a big crush on since 4ever. hes just so beautifull, gorgeous hes the perfect specimen of vanity! I'm lusting for him i wont lie. (lets cal him kevin) its so serious that when he just brushes up against me or touches me in passing my brain goes frm 0 to 360 in seconds!
but ive met this other guy and weve been dating 4 about 6 months now. i know if I'm with him in the next 4 years i will marry him. hes perfect theres no question there. (lets call him jim) don't get me wrong i don't want kevin for a relationship because hes my agemate and hes such a flirt (i dnt see eni picket fence with kids) its just hes alwys been the one ive wanted and never had. always been the one ive secretly liked. i wasnt relly pressured before because i alwys thot maybe its fate, or theres still time but after meeting jim I'm panicking that i haveto have kelvin for one steamy night! i feel i will alwys regret if i dnt make a move nw. more importantly if I'm going to, i want to before it gets too serious with jim and i can never look bck which seems like such a waste because ive lusted over kevin 4 so loong!  ive never cheated on jim I'm not a cheater, I'm stalling with jim now because i dnt want this relationship to get to the point yet were i can't go bck )

evryone alwys thot wed end up together. . in fact they still think so alwys trying to throw us together and making silly jokes. i don't see/want a future i just want him now! but here is reality:
hes just to close to home, if we have somthing he will ALWAYS be there.
weve become very close frnds now nd I'm alwys dying inside when I'm with him i kind of enjoy living in denial if he finds out what if he rejects me?
he always gives mixed signals sumtymes it seems like he likes me but to shy to say som other times it seems like the thot of us beign more than frnds repulses him this makes me feel very unsure and has held me bck all these years because i feel like I'm not in hes leage (did i mention hes a flirt and the girls jus throw thwmeselves at him?)
if it all works as planned and we do something what will happen to the friendship? theres no way we can just forget it like it never happened i just want it to be a case were we just have a fling or watever and i get it out of my system and I can move on with my life!
most importantly if we ever have anything while I'm dating jim and i end up with him how stupid will i feel?!

last night i had a dream about him and things got heated up for the first time only to wake up i find out it was a stupid dream. I'm at work now and can't get him of my mind this is not just ure average guy he is so gorgeous if i don't get a piece of this guy i will never rest!

nairalanders what dyu think? is it worth the risk? i want him outa my sytem.
please air ur honest views. thnx

first of let me just say its a shame we have no faith in our country.[/b]we hardly have anything the oil only God knows wer the money goes, we have no light, hardly eni water and one gud thing that we are known and respected world wide for we want to scrap it? i think we should be grateful fo the litlte good things we have no matter how bad.

Of course the story lines are ridiculous and the scripts are horrible at times. they drag a one part storyline into 4 parts, they [b]hardly edit, dont even get me started with the costumes. in fact in short there is no attention to detail!
However there are still a few good movies that make u feel proud of your countrys effort. ie white waters, keeping faith, the gardner, violated, eagles bride, usofia in lndon, widow, games men play, take me to mama, need i go on?
we are a country with hardly any funding in our movie industry while battling piracy on the side and if u ask me ill say wer doing pretty well.
im over here and when i say im nigerian people alwys comment on our movies, ghanians, jamaicans, south africans, you name it.
I think we have potetntial bot we just need to give it a bit more effort. i mean why would you waste time, effort and money making a one part classic movie ull hardly get any profit on due to piracy when people are making all the profit on 5 part movies where the characters hairdos never change!!!??
secondly the producers need to screen the actors and make sure only GOOD ACTORS are in movies you can always see the difference when only good actors are starred in moveis: white waters and games men play

fellow nigerians, have faith!

facebook is good. i think its actually more fascinating for people hu graduated from 2000 and below.  because for the rest of us cell phones and emails wer already v popular. and for those graduating now. . . I'm sure its safe to say they will alwys be in touch.as i was reading posts here, i stopped to chk to see if i would really find anybody. i literally just found an indian primary school mate i hadnt seen for 13 years hu moved back to india! cmon u got to admit its great.

Also good for advertising for ure busnesses, buying and selling & latest gossip!
Employers use facebook for background chk on clients. i know a guy hu got fired because he made a hate group about hes employer on facebook! of course they said he was fired for other reasons! 
The police refer to comments and posts on such places as facebook to investigate cases now. e.g. the man on the news who opened fire in hes uni recently had put pictures with hes gun on a social networking site. the police had actually held him in custody for questioning about the pictures.
In fact its seen in the news papers too. before printing out stories they do a chk on facebook to get more dirt on the person thats how i knew about that. 
facebook is so widely recognised that adverts for mi6 recruits (secret services agents just like james bond) are beign put there. this was normally only in the papers and on the news.
It does while away time but at the end of the day too much of everything is bad!

wats so fascinating  bout it? taste and see!

@ poster actually it was here 2 yrs ago, it started in 2004.

just for tgthe record the fine for visa expiration is not jail its 5,000 yuan and thats after 21 days. before that its just ba verbal warning. speaking frm experience.

i diddnt really have athing 4 luv letters but i enjoyed the part of keeping them. i still hav eall of them except on or 2 cmin to think of it i havent opened that box in a while,

HAHAHAHAHA! notice me or i die!

okonfuwa, onyinye, mesmerise, dr kituan thnk u oh! imagine my delight wen i saw 24 response only to come and see all of u deviating from the topic. . . FOR A WHOLE PAGE!!! if u know wat is gud 4 u u betta come back and post ur responses!!

YES YES i knew thois was goin to come up, . BLAME IT ON THE PARENTS!!!
this guy don dey behave like woman in fron of man and una dey talk mama and papa bizness?
hes turning gay!!

morning after pill!!!!!!!!! works upto 72 hours after. hehe

lo @ jekad
ABI OHH!!

this is mostly focused on the girls because na the girls dey keep deep deep secrets pass. . . . e.g abortions, past times uve cheated, sugar daddy and momies, faking pregnancies, and basically all the wicked things uve done in past relationships.
GURLS
when ure in a relationship with a guy u love and trully loves you. . . you may not have discused it yet but you think he has the potential to be the one. . . do you tell your secrets? if you do, when do you determine is right? after he does something selfless? after he proves hes love? after he proposes?

do you think its a wise move to tell deep secrets to the man u may want to spend the rest of your life with? will it back fire? do you think its wiser to keep the secrets to yourself as long as it doesnt affect the both of you?

when ure abt to be married do you believ in all that he is my husband to be let me enter my wedding a clear concience talk no matter how bad or promiscuos ur past life was? and vice versa. . .

GUYZ
after youve met THE ONE and she tells you a deep secret does it change your view of her? do you love her less? will you haunt her with it 4 eva? or will u just ponder on it for a few days and move on?

even when you deem the sectrets unbearable do you have pity on those hu have bad secrets that couldnt be helped such as beign raped and aborting the baby e.t.c. and vice versa . . .

basically: TO TELL OR NOT TO TELL?
nairalanders pls lets hear your views, and past stories and wt u urself will do. . .
this is not a plea 4 advice but a debate. no one knows hu u are so theres no need to be hypocritical or form holier than thou. whut are ure REAL views??

hey nairaland just wondering about your opinion on tthis issue. . . when it comes to wife beaters how dyu handle them?
do you tell your family or bear it because of the shame it will cause you?
after they come back begging on thier hands and knees do you take them back for another round? are women really slaves in love when it comes to wife beaters?
do they desrve it for thier unwillingness to move on? arent the men afraid they snucked up to and killed by thier own wives?

WHEN IT COMES TO WIFE BEATERS HOW IS IT BEST TO HANDLE IT? DO WE KILL THEM IN THIER SLEEP?

the youngest age to start menstruation is actually 8 yrs. wat aclose shave!

ACTUALLY if u look carefully u would see its in china. in china public display of a ffection is like walking down the road on a sunny day. thier probably copying wat they saw in real life!!!

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