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the name of this topic should be no finance no romance!
youre askign for money to do common hair wen ure even working? ^{spits on floor}. tufiakwa.

Im a girl but from hes perspective its a little something like this:
pdidy i need a girl
I need a girl to ride, ride, ride
I need a girl to make my wife


Yo, I'm internationally known on the microphone
I got it all, but I really need a wife at home. . .
But, chicks don't romance me, don't tickle my fancy
Forget the word, it's just you and me Now let's ride,   THATS WAT HE SAID.


Yo, now I have had a lot of women in my lifetime
But see it's not a lot of women that got the right mind
I done had pretty chicks with all the right features,
I need somebody I can build with
I need somebody I can hold tight
You the girl I been lookin for my whole life
It's cuz of you girl, now I understand life THEN HE SAID THAT TOO


I need a girl to ride, ride, ride
I need a girl to make my wife
. . . AND THEN I FELL.


I had a girl that would've died for me
DINT APPRECIATE HER SO I MADE HER CRY FOR ME
Every night she had tears in her eyes for me
Caught a Case, , shorty took the whole ride for me
FIRST WE WERE FRIENDS THEN BECAME LOVERS
You was more than my girl, we was like brothers
All night we would play fight under covers TO TRUE
Now you gone, can't love you like I really wanna
But everytime I think about your pretty smile
And how we used to drive the whole city wild
Damn I wish you would've had my child HES STILL SAYING THIS
A pretty little girl wit Diddy's style
This shit is wild
All dem days that I reminisce
About the way I use to kiss dem pretty lips
But as long as you happy, I'ma tell you this
I love you girl and you're the one that I will always miss
I love you, yeah   AND THIS

BEAST.

What shall it profit a woman if she gain the whole weight and loose her husband??

dats not rite but that shit is funny!!! lol!
ok heres the deal u shouldnt be loosing any weight ure pregnant. That doesn’t mean you should be flying 4 dress sizes up oh. Hands on earThere is no such thing as eating for two! That’s just a fallacy cooked up by expecting mothers wantin to comfort eat! Medically that’s rubbish it doesn’t make any difference to the health of the baby if you eat one or two plates. I mean think abt it really form that whole second round the baby can probably eat 2 spoons! Everything lands on ure ass hehe! Eat healthy dont eat junk eat plenty of fruits vegetables you should get as nice and rosy as an expectin mother should. And its good for the baby too! Relax and put ure foot up ure expecting!

Ure husband obviously likes them nice and slim and hes worried ure gonna get fat. Forgive him hes naïve and hes doesn’t know that every mother does put on a bit of weight. dnt worry abt that. wen the baby comes with all the midnight feeding and rocking the baby to sleep every minute ull lose the weight! That’s the natural way God planned it and if u don’t, get right back on the horse and screw ure way back to size 0!

ah ah? which kind question be dis? Dnt u know the cyber equation? cyber cafe + PHCN = SERIOUS HAMMER LOL!

yesterday metal virgin today reget email lol!!

@ steve49ja

A+
THANK U VERY MUCH.

ive had a boyfriend for about a year now, i really care abt him. but theres this big problem. i dont think im attracted to him anymore. asin when im with him i dont think about having sex or kissing which is a little bit strange. a little bit because i dont think im a very sexual person. with my ex, hu was my first i never really cared for having sex but he alwys used to pressure and demand and iafter sometime i guess i got used to it. but we eventually broke up. i tried to experiment & find myself with 3 diff guys but it was still very boring.
the point now is that theres no attraction! maybe wen we first met but now i think its gone. right now we are down to abt once a month and weve started arguing abt it constantly. he blames me and says im stiff and boring and he has practically stopped making advances. i dont think i am at all! im a very vibrant person and im constntly thinking abt sex and the fantasies i want us to have are wild so wat the hell is wrong with me? i really wnat to have the kind of sex people talk about but now thats as far away for me as winning a million bucks. now all the newness of the relationship has gone and i think its harder to just start kicking up a sex life now when u should already have a sturdy one. i know hes not cheating cos weer alwys arguin abt it if he wasnt bothered then i would be scared. (nd hes trustworthy)

here are my problems:
im not very confident about my body, (i know im beautifull though but i cant be caught dead walking naked in front of eni guy)
im never interested in sex, it just doesnt occur to me to make a move! (even when i do its cos i feel im starving him and i should make an effort.) but i get turned on when watching some romantic movies or wen i see a cute guy, everytime i catch myself fantasizing abt sex!
i can never EVER climax with a guy(its unbelivable!), i think this is wat has made it so boring and uninteresting 4 me.

guys: wat can i do to improve the bedroom section?, is dere anything u do 4 gurls that drive them wild?
gurls: how can i be more comfortable in my own skin? any tips for the bedroom and gettin more intersted? how dyu phsche urselves?
wat can i do all around my relationship is hanging on a thread! HELP!
ANY ADVICE IS WELCOME NO MATTER HOW OUTRAGEOUS IT MAY SEEM IF IT HAS WORKED FOR U OR SOMONE U KNOW IM WILLING TO TRY.

sorry 4 d long tory!

person don hammer for naija oh!!

LOL WAT A GOAT! i have frnds ive had for years i wont len up to quarter that ammount of money but here this guy is handign ove rhes saving to someone hed known for weeks!! lol!
and a postman at that , e b like say na dat one i wan pursue ohh make i get 13,000 to dey dash out! lol cmon y didnt he call 911? he went to an fbi website? lol!!

jEEZ wat a load of bull!
y all tyhis hype over unknown or unstored numbers? your phone is ringing, pick it up! highest if its wat u dint wnt to hear hears a suggestion hang up! its not like ur paying to receive tha calls!

And as evryone already said it could be a frnd in need hu got stranded and borrowed a frnd or even strangers phone (most people request that you use private number when using thier phone) as for me i pik up all my calls and actually wince wen i see missed calls! i like the thrill of never knowing who it could be, an old frind hu just found ur number frm a frnd an enquiry for someone, old toaster hu lost ur number or something (hu u thot never called), someone trying to return ur frnds stolen phone. . . the possibilities are enless! why all this fuss? dnt tell me u guys are still afraid of the "magical gsm number"?? lol NIAJA!

For those beign wary about strangers you cant be hurt over the phone. . . live a little!

WAIT WAIT WAIT HANG ON!!!
Arent we missing the big picture here? You wer dating 4 8 months abi? In the first months she said she was a virgin and the incident in the car…7 months later ure asking nairalanders if she really was? Didn’t u sleep with her? COULDN’T YOU TELL?

Why some people dey use nairaland to advertise theirself. who cares if you are back from london or your village

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lol!
them go fire me from work because of nairaland oh!!

wat? definately a pregnant daughter! reasons:
if ur bothered about shame u can always bundle her off somewer have the baby and prtend its yours or move somewer else!
of cours eit was misjudgement but it can always grow to be a blessing to the family, after a whille everyone will get over it.

a gay son?? that is just damn rite messed up! no future to look ahead to he will never be accepted at home and even in places abroad even if he is he can never be married! totday its legal tommorrow it isnt, were just managing to beat racism and now u want to enter sexism or homism or wataever its called, thats just unnecessary fight no one needs in thier lives! need i go on? its a repetative sin! u will forever be fornicating because u can never married in the eyes of God! not only that you are now a sodomite on top lol! at least the pregnancy fit be one time deal lol! eniway all God forbid sha.

oh huni ure cute. u might not be a sex magnet but im sure u can work with that. u have a sweetness about u and i think ur smile is ur greatest asset. ur the kind of guy thatl take a gurl by surprise and make her fall 4 u wen she isnt looking. kudos i know wat it feels like o meet a fineer girl some somwwer even when just before u left the house u wer like ohh im hot! im hot! lol

@ poster what a loser!!!
u probably have superiority complex and feel you can eye up a girl lustfully any way you want without her batting an eye lid abi? mr 'obodoyibo' can u hit a girl over seas? now u want to go bck to naij and start hitting gurls abi? because no social services and police abi?

dyu know wat u need? real brushing. that naija brush wen dem dey brush thief for market may dey brush that funne commot for your mouth that time u go see the disdvantage of no police!

by the way around here we call it hissing. what a WIMP next thread pls
hissssssssssssssssssss!

yes the guy hu talked abt servants of God preists and also servants of devil has a good point. how do we know evil doesnt exist it does. but how do we differenciate the eveil that exists to the cock and bull stories generated ferom this actual evil?

my suggestion everybody carry thier weapons, if na cross or scapular wear am, if na holy water or olive oil. pour put for the helemt before u wear am if the okada man nor go kill u nor be him winch go kill u!

@ bloodshed blame the oughful book calle the bible?
wast it u who just said the bible had instructed those people to kill the witches and wizards? now ure against the bible as well? its not the bibl. its the pastors interpreting the bible. christianity is not about refenge neither is it about judging others. if it was why stick to only christianity? we might as well all break out to start worshiping idols and all dose ogun things im sure there you we have a very very wicked god to serve!

its simple the patsors have manipulated the words of the bible to suit themselves, get money and live a comfortable life.
the people are uneducated and therefore do not see simple reason like, if they wer really witches how come they havent killed us all yet, or dissapeared? the pastors say they cane because everynight they dont let them sleep but fast and pary so the children cannot go to the coven! but cmon if it wer really so how come there havnt been any attempts on the pastors lives by all the other members of the coven?!!

for all these pastors like they say wen its time for offering, preach from the new testament, if they share the money and they reduced your ration go to the old testament an eye for an eye!

seun pls delete this topic, already have a diff one. thnk u.

@ mazaje yeh the old testament!
and how do they know they are witches? because they have one loss in thier family? because they are poor? because someone diddnt work hard and therefore has no money? oh pls.

@ lucabrasi.
YES who has volunteered? thats a good question but how would we know? what is the news for if not to let everyonw know what is going on in the country? ive lived in Ngireia for 16 years of my life and had no idea about this until i came to the UK it is horrible, If we never knew how were we to help? dont you think its really wierd that its made th headlines outside nigeria but its not even in the highlights of the news in NIGERIA?? a foreigner had to come in and make a documentary for us!!!

its unbeleivable, i remeber reading the paper and thinking whih country is this again until i saw it was act nigeria!!!!!!
apparantlythese people are beign gingered up by helen ukpabios films!! we really need to educate them. i mean if shes such an idol like she claimed to be in the interview she knows she can help by taking a trip there and putting thigs staright, letting them know the message and tell them not to get it twisted she of all people knows that witch craft is not the only way to teach christianity . how bout the love, how bout the compassion how bout just the simple love you neighbour as yourself at least if theres anyone theyll listen to its her! i mean athree inch nail into a girls head imagine that so called pastor saying one of the witch girls serves him in hes room so shes not a witch in that aspect abi?

Did anyone see the documentary yesterday night on chANNEL FOUR??

Nairaland imagine my anger to wake up this early morning and see in the UK Metro that Nigerians are openly maltreating and killing innocent children in Akwa ibom just because some so called pastors and men of God have said they were witches. Fine we hear cases of the woman who was flying abroad to kill her son who got stuck on a lighting pole, or other such cases of the woman hu sewed up her child’s mouth because she always told lies and other with craft stories.

One day while beign approached by these so called nspcc/ red cross people I happened to mention I was Nigerian and the guy was quick to say he respects us we are wealthy live very extra vagant lives however we are almost the only country that are too proud to accept voluntary help from the outside world. But for this to become so world wide that its making the papers and a documentary is to be shown on air tonight on channel four this must be really serious? Frankly I can’t understand how this even got so big.
I was surprised to find out that many of these children have been picked by the charity aid workers and the news has become worldwide!! That no my point though.

What is happening are we all still this Barbaric?
Is this true? I mean I'm not saying I DNT KNOW these things happen but Is it as bad as it is beign portrayed? (u know all dese oyimbos can blow things way out of proportion)
Any names of these so called men of God? Some ‘lost ones’ here really need to know.

I noticed this hasn’t become a topic yet so please Seun help out. It is cruel and unheard of… naraland ohh the shame I feel today, oh The shame.

What is your take on this please? And what do you know? see links below.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2007/dec/09/tracymcveigh.theobserver
http://www.becomingdc.org/get-involved/witchchildren/
http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2008/oct/22/channel4-television

staet of nature?? lol!

Nairaland imagine my anger to wake up this early morning and see in the UK Metro that Nigerians are openly maltreating and killing innocent children in Akwa ibom just because some so called pastors and men of God have said they were witches. Fine we hear cases of the woman who was flying abroad to kill her son who got stuck on a lighting pole, or other such cases of the woman hu sewed up her child’s mouth because she always told lies and other with craft stories.

One day while beign approached by these so called nspcc/ red cross people I happened to mention I was Nigerian and the guy was quick to say he respects us we are wealthy live very extra vagant lives however we are almost the only country that are too proud to accept voluntary help from the outside world. But for this to become so world wide that its making the papers and a documentary is to be shown on air tonight on channel four this must be really serious? Frankly I can’t understand how this even got so big.
I was surprised to find out that many of these children have been picked by the charity aid workers and the news has become worldwide!! That no my point though.

What is happening are we all still this Barbaric?
Is this true? I mean I'm not saying I DNT KNOW these things happen but Is it as bad as it is beign portrayed? (u know all dese oyimbos can blow things way out of proportion)
Any names of these so called men of God? Some ‘lost ones’ here really need to know.

I noticed this hasn’t become a topic yet so please Seun help out. It is cruel and unheard of… naraland ohh the shame I feel today, oh The shame.

What is your take on this please? And what do you know? see links below.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2007/dec/09/tracymcveigh.theobserver
http://www.becomingdc.org/get-involved/witchchildren/
http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2008/oct/22/channel4-television

Nairaland imagine my anger to wake up this early morning and see in the UK Metro that Nigerians are openly maltreating and killing innocent children in Akwa ibom just because some so called pastors and men of God have said they were witches. Fine we hear cases of the woman who was flying abroad to kill her son who got stuck on a lighting pole, or other such cases of the woman hu sewed up her child’s mouth because she always told lies and other with craft stories.

One day while beign approached by these so called nspcc/ red cross people I happened to mention I was Nigerian and the guy was quick to say he respects us we are wealthy live very extra vagant lives however we are almost the only country that are too proud to accept voluntary help from the outside world. But for this to become so world wide that its making the papers and a documentary is to be shown on air tonight on channel four this must be really serious? Frankly I can’t understand how this even got so big.
I was surprised to find out that many of these children have been picked by the charity aid workers and the news has become worldwide!! That no my point though.

What is happening are we all still this Barbaric?
Is this true? I mean I'm not saying I DNT KNOW these things happen but Is it as bad as it is beign portrayed? (u know all dese oyimbos can blow things way out of proportion)
Any names of these so called men of God? Some ‘lost ones’ here really need to know.

I noticed this hasn’t become a topic yet so please Seun help out. It is cruel and unheard of… naraland ohh the shame I feel today, oh The shame.

What is your take on this please? And what do you know?



http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2008/oct/22/channel4-television
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2007/dec/09/tracymcveigh.theobserver
http://www.becomingdc.org/get-involved/witchchildren/

ehnn? person don dey crase for this nairaland? of course van vicker!!! but u guys seriously van needs too cover up small, i saw a pik of him in an advert for some show in london wer and they coldnt find any pik except the one without a shirt!!!!!?? come to think of it ive seen loads of piks with him bare chested. but i still luve hime to bits don't get it twisted oh! ram wetin? that wean wen don fat ani how go dey follow me dey drag nyash vicker baby anyday!!!

abi ohhhh!

wat? stephanie okereke hu said that? they said flueent oh!
as for me emm the guy in letters to a stranger the one with the big eyes sadique
girls, hm joke silvia, dakore, so so and rita.

i dey tell u she does look stoned!