₦airaland Forum

planetx:
He can walk into any bank and walk out with $10 million cash if he wants to, or buy anything he wants because he is credit worthy. He doesn't necessarily need to have billions of dollars laying in his account before he is considered the fifth richest person on earth. At the end of the day at that level money is just a number punched onto a computer basically created out of thin air.

A thinking Nigerian. That's who you are.

Afonja007:
With everything Nigeria goverment dey do for dangote ,nigerian government killsdangote's competitors like ibeto cement goverment sell dollar at cheaper rate to him,his even into oil be yet he still dey learn where Mark dey wey no get oil block dey

A wise book I read (I have forgotten the name) taught me that wealth these days is not in the resources but in the networks. Divine revelations later, and I am glad that is true.

Badonasty:
mompha come dey show himself...those Yahoo boys no get brain I swear

Lol.

salford:
The fan in the middle of the driver's seat is to blow hot balls or what.

I wonder o. Me self think say na the thing that makes the car sexy. If you know you know

Dozie32:
Mark can even buy Nigeria in less five minutes. Abeg make Una help me beg am, make him come buy Naija. At least we go change our names to stuff's like,' Chidozie tag.

So you are that cheap?

I was not there o, but I bet you, it would be the woman that initiated the relationship between them. Even check the post on Facebook or the woman's profile and you would see that the ones congratulating her are mostly women. I just don't get it. A normal guy would be wishing to meet a beautiful woman to date, but no, they won't accept his advances nor would they ask him. But, they throw themselves at people like priests, their father's agemate, enemy soldiers, even animals. I just don't get it.

Tuns20:
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18 makes me remember Iya Hassan...her husband con be bricklayer...na Trowel she dey use burst our ball that year.. Funny enough her son hassan dey follow us they play..she no send...wicked woman...Childhood memories..

When ball enter that kain neighbour house, everyone would just raise their hands and shout, "Yee". That's the funny part.

1EmmyKay:
Embarrassing moment was in 200lvl I'm really a type of student that is lone don't mingle xept if I find a reason to and most times I skip lectures (cos d tfare) cos my lodge is in town.. So most of my coursemates don't really know me or see me face often.
So there was this day we had practical went for the practical then while taking attendance by the supervisor he called my number, i answered present! then he said my face doesn't look familiar then he asked assistant class/dept rep who's a female if she does know me.. Omo na xo this girl ask loudly if am a student of the department!!(My course mates exclaimed 'Haaaa followed by all those silly side talks) Chai I was xo Embarrassed!. I sha mark d attendance. Then the following day went to clear her and tell her if she ever tries such again will not let it go easy with her. Then she apologised.

You sir, must have been way older than your coursemates.

movid:
Mine was when I was serving. There was this girl I was really infatuated with that anytime I see her, my gbolaga will surely rise even if it's in the middle of the road because this babe is really endowed. So there was this day we all went to collect food at the kitchen. And behold I saw this babe standing right there at the entrance of the kitchen that there was no way I could avoid her. On sighting me, she greeted me with a soft smile and hence conversation started. Before I know it , my gbolaga started to rise right infront of her. I had no choice than to stoop down. It was in this position I was conversing with her. She was really surprised and was telling me to stand up nao. But she never knw it was because my alaye don rise and I don't want her to be aware. I was in that position for like 15min. Everybody passing was just looking like what's wrong with this bros. It was when my chairman came down tht I got up. The babe was just confused like what's wrong. I just gave her one flimsy excuse. Since tht day anytime I see that babe , if I know I will stop to greet her, I usually make it short and discharge her straight away.

If you miss her, I will tell you this: it may seem impossible but that's the girl you should be marrying.

RaphaellaDD:
It was a lecture free day and a friend of mine called me from school that the result of a very difficult exam was out but everyone had to check his/her scores personally in the lecturer's office. I immediately got up and just threw on clothes without thinking. I wore a corporate skirt, corporate blouse and slippers (I looked very silly). I got to school and was excited because I passed the course and it was then that it dawned on me that I was dressed like an mgbeke feeling funky. I was consoling myself with the thought that it was a lecture free day so people won't be much. Only for me to get to one of the bus stops in school and jam my crush and his group of super cute friends. I nearly died.


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I was feeling very ill, I had malaria + fever but as an over serious student,I still went for lectures. A few hours in and another symptom developed, you know when you have that nauseous feeling and you're belching disgusting, smelling belches? Yes. So I was talking to my course rep and one rotten belch escaped. The way he exclaimed and asked me if I ate garlic cured the malaria.

Kai, instant malaria cure got me laughing. I am sorry, I just couldn't help it.

My most embarrassing campus moment was around my 200 level engineering exams. Men, 2nd year engineering na something else! Hardest year of the lot. I knew all semester that I didn't understand most of the courses and that failure was imminent so I locked up a week or two before exams and was reading hard. I was living almost like a madman (for those of you that watched taichi warrior where Jet Li mastered tai chi and how unkempt he was can picture how I was). My surroundings was scattered, dusty, unwashed dishes everywhere, damn, I noticed but I said, let me do it on Sunday. Unfortunately on Saturday, my sister who lives on her own, and travelled decided to show up at my house. If it was she alone, I wouldn't be bothered. But she came with my aunt, who came along with her friend. They couldn't even stay a minute. That day gon gon I clean house and never repeated the mistake ever.

BiggyB242:
Leave celebrities alone these Nigerian girls won't listen, they all want to be associated with high-social status guys. They end up being dump after having a child; with wizkid baby-mamas complaining all the time, girls will still queue up for him, that's how dumb most girls are; money and social status has beclouded their reasoning.

Guy eh, sometimes I pity the girls so much. They can't help loving high social status guys maybe just the same way we can't help loving very beautiful girls. Wouldn't you phuck a really beautiful girl you know was wayward?

FTC. Mods front-page!

stinflame:
I tell u my brother man,if OP would have still been doing all what he was doing to her while dating we won't be having this issues.Such as buying gifts,spending on uncalled for items,In sort just spending money just as we do while dating and most importantly don't put her in a family way.

That is exactly what 80% of girls in that age brackets wants,They are not ready or let me say they don't understand what marriage really means.

They just wants it to be like when you were still dating,they aren't open to the fact that they are to give birth,niece and nephews will be in their house and breach their privacy at least once in a while,also they aren't fully aware they are in a new family.Couple with the fact that the husband is now planning for the future of the kids and hers and so many stuffs.

Girls and boys below that age are the most confuse personalities i have ever seen,as i said earlier 80%.

Not withstanding even some some people above that age still posses such traits but on a lower percentage.
A time will come after marriage Love alone can't keep you but respect will go a long way to.And that is what majority of people above 25 understand deeply.

True. So true. Noted.

stinflame:
No try this one at OP,person a no send you ,dont care if you do the above.It will only give her room to flirt with a new imaginary boy who she assumes might give her peace.And trust me your matrimonial bed will be the field.
Questions you need answer from us tho ,is your wife above 25?
What is your age gap?

What about the age gap or her age? How does it affect her behaviour? Spill the beans here make we learn.

Officialgarri:
Tell her you have made up your mind to marry a younger wife. Eat outside, come home late. I hope she will begin to use her senses

Guy, I don't trust that kind of woman (judging from his write-up). If he says that, he may come back home to see his kids harmed or she might kill him. You don't know modern women.

Kimberlykay:
serves them right

Honestly nothing is impossible.

crackhouse:
Too many gifts from Buhari's administration. Soon we will be taxed for going to hospitals too. When you go to hospital u will pay tax before seeing a doctor.

I know a hospital already doing that. It's #1k or #1.5k for other doctors and #2k for the director.

ifyalways:
Whatever you do, do not call or text or contact him in anyway to beg him, invite or ask him to come back home. Take a deep breathe, put your feet up and enjoy some peace and quiet.
Tomorrow, take a piece of paper and write down boldly that you will not accept disrespect and emotional abuse from him anymore. List out all his disrespectful attitudes and let him know that as hes walking back into the door, he had better drop them. No negotiations. Also let him know that you are ready to make the marriage work but only if hes ready and willing. Paste or keep it where he'd surely see it whenever his petty ars.e come back.

Emotional abuse and disrespect is as bad as physical abuse. Getting up from the floor, setting boundaries and standing firm is the only way to stop being anyones door mat. Love and treat yourself right FIRST .

Talk true, if you're the one your husband writes demands on a piece of paper, would you accept it?

Are you an institution?

JoanHicks:
Dude wanna run from that short and always unhappy girl

As he came out of the house he has seen many girls lined up for him

Something tells me you are among.

RichBoy247:
Okay. You have started you usual chest beating if you see Python coming to dance, you start screaming genocide. There is only one Commander-in-Chief of Armed Forces of the FRN, his name is Muhammadu Buhari and other person saying any nonsense is a nonentity.

However, Fashola and Buhari and the while FG will be very heartless to put up toll gates again.

So, you still dey doubt their heartlessness? Kai, u go good to use as shield.

toyinjimoh:
When idris Abdulkareem sang Mr lecturer 17th years, ago we all love d songs.. This is what they call evergreen songs unlike all this unreasonable songs we are listening to this days

I have a feeling that that song made this crime more popular that even lecturers doing this today, wouldn't have tried it. Some crimes are as a result of network effect.

Mpcoll001:
... No, I didn't. I was actually on 4.2 in my yr 1(studied physics, unilag). When I got to yr 2 I had 3 F's , I wanted to die but I just told myself that this isn't the end of life. I can't let ordinary grade define my life.. Las las I graduated with 3.7 or so (can't actually remember sef) without an extra year..






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Na so guy. U think say na first class u dey nah after d 1st year. 2nd year, lecturers go con clear ya eyes. Lol. Me and u, na d same experience for school be that. My own na missing result I pack 4 2nd year. Naija schools have a way of discouraging their students. Why do you think people are surprised when they see our citizens doing well in foreign universities/climes? Lastly, it will be alright na.

NiRfreak:
God will punish all u idiotic goats saying he campaigned for Buhari...when was that..where? Eyin oloriburuku EDA wonyi.

A president candidate campaigning for another candidate? ....in 2015, he only stuck to his professional ethic of revealing the rot and corruption in Jonathan's regime..is that a bad thing to do...Aiye yin ma baje ni...eyin eranko oloshi wonyi

Any curse na back to sender. We are just trying to have a clear conversation, aren't we? You nko that said people made Atiku their god, do you not agree with all I said before the last line?

Ceoking6:
If their is any man that can truly boast of fighting for Nigeria its sowore and yes he deserves to ask for presidency as a right sef for all he has done for this country.


Today nicompos who live only on social media are the ones asking for a so called forgiveness which he owes no one.


The likes of atiefku that has become god to some people didn't do half as sowore during military era and supported buhari more than anyone yet he is a Darling to the misguided

Let me clear you. Those who supported Atiku wouldn't support him if not for Buhari. We just need to get him out of the seat so that there is a clear electoral process. Open your mind. There were good candidates with better ideas than Sowore but none were voted on. Besides, Sowore campaigned for Buhari, so his chances became slimmer as a result.

Why don't you guys see the handwriting on the wall? Don't you see that all the CBN policies join with FIRS na the consequence of this $9bn+ settlement? Una no see say na states wey no vote APC dem carry the implementation start?

WeRblessed:
Find alternative to oil. 90% of Nigerians just read about this oil money on paper, but the leaders are not using it to change their lives. Some countries used to have oil, but it ran out due to over drilling.

One day this Nigeria's oil will run out; what other plans do you have in place for the next generation?

Tax, tax and more tax. That's the game plan. It has already been started with the cashless policy. This will enable government to withdraw your money for use anytime they like. Have a good day.

onmyowncj:
u don't understand it e transaction attracts 100 naira charge already (to other banks),if d cashless policy should work y not make it free to all banks,then this new policy would have make sense

My bank charges #10 per transaction to the same bank.

nextstep:
All these reactors, when did they last deposit 500k cash? I've never deposited that much cash, so I'm ok.

But CBN is not being reasonable: a business transaction can result in 10% tax (I'm calling it tax) for depositing money, transferring to somebody, then that person withdraws the cash. That same cash will be re-deposited and widthdrawn, and somebody pays this cost each time. Do that 10-20 times and banks/govt has collected 100% the value of that cash in tax.

Please where can sign up to be a bank so I can double my money just by having hardworking people move money?

See right here, is the reason why I think I should stop working hard. I am beginning to think that working hard is for those who don't know. Guys, go financial. Invest in long term fixed deposits, money markets , bonds and reinvest your dividends in stocks. All this while waiting out this government. You will come out tops.

lizdammy:
Why was this thread abandoned?

Because the market no dey pay again. Na low volume market.

pocohantas:
Stop marrying slaykwin that doesn't have sense and still won't take counsel from the person that has sense.

Thank God for your daughter's life.

Almost every girl these days na slaykwin or wannabe. Demo boku with bad attitude join. Man no fit caution woman these days fa. So na who the men go come marry?