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xanadu:
@webmonk, first of all, take a look at this page:

http://tredosoft.com/Multiple_IE

There is an application you can download there, called Multiple IE, which installs several versions of ie - (6, 7, even 3 and 4!). Do read the instructions carefully, though, before installing.

With regards to your site, for some reason it stretches with ff and ie6. Looking through your css, I cannot confidently say I can see anything wrong with it. My thinking? The image on the page (dls.jpg). Try manipulating that image - resizing, or removing completely - and see the effect. Sorry I can't be of much help, but I suspect the cause of the stretching comes from some issue with the image.

Ok - that's hard to process, as i'm using the latest version of FF (2.0.0.7) and IE6 and it doesn't strectch. But the computer IS a crazy device. I've resized the picture. Do me a favor and check it ok? thanks

BTW, have you personally used the Multiple installer? i just downloaded IE7 and i'm about to install it. or anything else i should know? thanks again NL!

smartsoft:
i prefer to be called Web Architect ! or IT consultant generally ! not only you ooo some times some peeps out there just intend to ask what is the nature of ya job or what do you do for a living, " Does it sound good to say " i'm a Web Programmer ? or what do you prefer to be called ?

True - Hate Web Designer most - Web Developer is ok by. Although the Ones used by smartsoft are tempting

tundewoods:
I am just curious to know how many of you fellow web professionals,"hate" or let me use "dislike" the word "Webmaster".I don't know if it's just me or alot of you fellow web developers/designers have a strong bias when a client or person refers to you as a Webmaster.

I think the last time i referred to myself as a Webmaster was 5 years ago when i was serving and playing around with my pet project a dedicated website for Ekiti state corpers.Hmmm was fun being referred to as a webmaster back in early 2000's but not anymore.

Honestly that word Webmaster makes me feel like a kind of a village headmaster or sort.If i had my way i'd even change the Nairaland section called Webmasters to Web development.

Did you serve in Ekiti? How did you survive? The place is unbearable right now, and you talk about a pet project like it was a decade ago!

but, wouldn't the file need to the be on the server?

I'm currently testing a site on IE6 and FF that works well on both, except IE7. Is there an emulator or such that one could use? I'm sure someone else has gone through this and has a solution? Thanks

Otio! _{(realizes he defaulted 12 - the remembers why)}

Seun:
A man can get circumcised at any time - they just need to cut the foreskin - so I don't see what they are 'suffering'.

LMAO! That's very funny, Especially when what comes to mind was how the Men Of Sechem fared on the "third day" after their circumcision in order to merge with the house of Jacob.

Seun:
seun0001, how could circumcising a helpless baby be more safe than circumcising a fully grown adult?

Well, unless you're not expecting anyone to cut you down on the third day and besides the pain, then go ahead.

Now that you brought up this topic, i took a good look at my "King Kong Congo" and I'm very grateful that my parents did it.

English1:
Personally I think that circumcised ones look a bit deformed - that is not how God made them!

That's a little too self contradicting, even to be typed here and be looked by all, considering he's the one who gave instructions for circumcision. Unless there's something else you left out in that post?


_{PS: Can anyone testify to lesser sexual experiences because of circumscion? with the size of the sexuality thread that alone is FACT! Reverend, Calabar Man, where are you people?}
Adios!

Why is it now the "in thing" for anyone to brand something that "gel" with their way of thinking as "prehistoric times"?

bisii:
nawa for u ooooooooooo webmonk!!!
someone else`s action triggered u being Hot?

It's called torture. I'm a guy. C'mon! If were a lady were in my shoes she would just turn green
You should have been there! They even blocked a Bus that was fully loaded, and d driver couldn't complain when he digested what had just happened. Mindstruck!

ehem! _{(Sorry Mack - Mayber when i'm head sunk in love before that happens!)}

But i had an experience. It was on my way to Benin from Akure. This chick was with her significant other and they just couldn't be separated. Then when it was time to go, as she was about to enter the bus he grabbed her gently but firmly by the waist and kissed her in PUBLIC! It was Oscar Award Standard! I was Hot throughout the entire journey! KAI!

Ditto!

"G" - We met in the most unsuspecting of ways. I knew you liked way before you did. I had no intention of manipulating you. But i guess i fell for you when i got my first present from a girl on the 3rd to last semester. I went for it. We texted till there was no tommorrow, we called everyday, and when i was waiting for my certificate i gave you my first kiss in my life. I opened feelings in you that you never had for anyone else. In the heat of things, doubts came in, and whenever i looked into your eyes - i knew you loved me - and it pained me that i couldn't do the same.

If i could go back, i would have worked on us being just friends. But i wanted to say I'm sorry for the pain i've caused you.

darlingD:
@Webmonk, so you are the one who advised her to put me on her ignore list abi?
na wa for u o wht's your own biznes in this? nose poker na u b creepy! shioo!

Well if you have the time to be posting rubbish then i would advise you check that initial post (she asked anyone - get it?i doubt so)

Nose Poker? Well, i guess your birth certificate is nothing more than an apology from a condom factory (GOLD CIRCLE)

_{(some people don't know when to quit!Useless man!)}

I remember this topic _{thinking, thinking, still thinking}

Ching! I was the one who advised the damsel in distress how to put that badger in her ignore list!

_{(omo d guy serious. Efuah, you sure putting your son's picture there is a good idea. On second thought, ride on. u doing a god job of not letting some1 else dictate you)}

Zooms off! _{(Creepy guy!)}

There's something i always refer to in the Bible about issues like this (and you could apply it to other aspects of life)

Remember when Jacob was told by the Lord that Esau was coming to meet him? He had the lord's assurances, BUT called his wife and developed an exit strategy. Moral of the story. Trust God, but he gave you a brain - Get a backup.

If and when i can, i'll probably store up my "goodies" in a bank _{(But sometimes i have so much of the stuff you wonder if you're not the factory/candy shop)}

The next hurdle is usually convincing your spouse _{(we Nigerians are a lot of suspicious people)}

temi4real:
Ensure to eat well and wash your face with your early morning urine and then drink your last urine bfore going to bed. i am sure this will work out fine. also ensure to eat lots of fruits.

Please show me your face before that kind of advice can be accepted.

@akumbu, Pump yourself with Potent Multivitamins after every meal (Preferably Centrum 100 or ASTYMIN). Your body's reacting with the stress. Never compromise on your food, too.

afrodixie:
Which dust? -----I think just like any typical Nigerian---cowardice is the main fabric of any item of clothing they put on! If you can be intimidated by someone behind a screen name I wonder what most will do in real life


---So much of wondering---Nigeria is full of them---no wonder the country never progresses---useless fear for what you do not understand or see. I wonder why so many religious places are all in every nook and crany---------still searching for answers of the unknown!

Nothing wrong with posting your opinions. If you see dust, you go recognize am?

I'm not sure i get you. You mean me a coward?

Easybaby:
Buy her a national cake

Green and white? Nasty!

Tanna:
The "Drastic Measure" approach didn't work too well for Abraham.

, And his seeds are battling to this day.

My Advice: Wait, and keep waiting.

Wow! Nice one! (By a long shot, timewise)

_{@afrodixie - i'm now convinced that everyone was waiting for the dust to settle b4 they jumped on the thread lol}

afrodixie:
My sentiments exactly! Rent an egg, sperm, womb or any missing part to completet the "puzzle"!!!!

_{If you want to screw around--just do so! Do not use infertility as an excuse!}

Anybody who uses infertility as an excuse to "shine d koko" is taking a DRASTIC MEASURE!

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adeboo:
Tatoos are nice when they are hidden.

I love tatoos on guys but they have to be hidden - piercing are good as well but they have to be moderate

I feel you. I guess this guy's out then? _{(was reading your post when reading this comic. ironic, isn't it?)}

ALL right, you got me on that one _{(Am i the 3850th victim of such? i get the feeling i am)}

afrodixie:
_{Because no one wants to deal with the "BABEELOVE" madness!}

Thank God for modern science! Since I have been tied, nipped and burned to prevent any further oooooooooPses----I just decided to have some "items" fertilized and stored---about 10 embryos----pay for storage fees every year. In the future if I have the urge to parent again---I will pay someone to carry them----for the one I love thank God! All will have the same daddy! ---If I do not use them---I can sell them in the future!

This is the best option personally. I know at least what I am getting into without all the unnecessary risks and drama!

I guess that requires some balls (ignore the pun) . Well done! _{(Well, who said one can't look at everything from an investment perspective?)}

omoge:
to add to yours web,

love each other more and be happy
make love often (especially around the 'unsafe period'
work with your OB doctor and stay away from alchohol completely

Depend on God and put HIM first.

_{(like any Director worth his salt would say, )} It's a wrap folks!

afrodixie:
Now that is better! Now what drastic measures would do you recommend for couples or individuals who are desparately waiting for the fruit of the loom?

Depends on the lifestyle you were before one can call it drastic measures.

- Stop sleeping around
- Abstinence ("Lock Up"
- Be wise
- Pray/Fast
- Anything else i missed. you get the idea

But this seems most appealing/mostly used by people who have messed up to some degree (defaulting any of the above).

So if one is okay from the above, i don't think he/she should worry - <sub>just it's a sad sight at those who are in that dilema

PS. Why did no one come when BABELOVE was blasting this thread?</sub>

afrodixie:
I wonder oh! It must be the time of the month for both males and females!

I guess it is.

Bangard - Local firework (lol), seriously?

Just send a message that she survived another year in a country like. Abi how you see am?

I've had more accidents in where i'm serving than in my entire life doubled (not kidding), so national day IS something i would celebrate with my girl

There was this chick i used to hang out with, and just above her arse she had the tatoo of a Japanese dragon. It was a super turn on _{(grrrrrrrr. )}

Damn it was hot. That's the only place i like on a chick

As for a guy, my right shoulder blade _{(predictable i know, but irresistible nonetheless)}

Tomato Stew and Rice - The Basic basic _{(last time i cooked beans in a rush it was a disaster )}

lamidebaby:
Wonder why u're at each other's throats when u're both practically sayin the same thing.

I could say i didn't like her temperament one bit, so i decided to leave it at that. I guess topics take time to catch up.

@aciddrop, thanks for the info. The movie was funny, especially Zack's reaction to the death of his child (throwing the pots, the shotgun, etc)

BABEELOVE:
What do you mean by drastic measures?

It is only in "Africa" that the ablity to produce children you cannot "feed" becomes an issue! Not having children is not a curse you know! Many people have children and do not bother about them. This is not a matter of life and death that calls for the so-called "drastic" measures! Many have died and left children to be raised by someone else. Learn to live your life the way you were created, unless you are the "it is not my portion in Jisos' name" type! Then goodluck with your "portion"!!! If you were not chosen to have kids, it means we have too many armed robbers in the world---please do not bring more in! Thank you!


_{Worry about this! Worry about that!--Meanwhile life is passing you by!!!! Drastic measures my eye!}

I'm assuming you have to worry about a lot of things for you to come out like that. Just what side of the bed did you wake up this morning?

It is really sad to think that in this day and age the author of a topic is somewhat ridiculed because of something that STILL is an issue. Just because
you're in the US doesn't mean the it's not an issue here. To go all the way to insinuate "armed robbers" or (whatever that means).

I don't recall insulting you in anyway, but because i don't know who you are, i'll assume you were in a very bad mood (charity begins at home you know)


I asked a simple question. If you can't answer it or at least give meaningful input, then shut it! I can pay for trouble and i don't do the free types from the likes of you

_{(can you imagine, "life passing you by" - what about the time you used to post that crap?)}

Due to BABELOVE's post the question has been edited.