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You know what sucks about being the first born? Also in the typical African search for their children being doctors the first has to reach that goal. Any deviation that casues the younger one's to deviate is your fault. The sucks because organic Chemistry is a killer not to talk about the future P. Chem.

Everyone has a retardation and I'd rather gap tooth be mine.

Do you want me to post the whole link?

You have to read it all, otherwise you wouldn't see where it said that China is not included as a 3 rd World country.

Are you positve that it says China is not included as the 3rd World? Can I quote both you and the text on that or are you just using the part that will make your argument seem stronger. Also "FOR THE MOST PART" your source got it's source from Wikipedia sooooo reliable.

So should we cry and wallow in the brainwash that "black is bad?" We might be the worst race but I think slavery is the reason for that. In that we are the only people in recent history that underwent such a belittleing experience. So every other race looks down on us. We have inturn been so brainwashed that we are inferior that we buy it.

Did you read the article you sent or did you think sending it will intimidate me. In the case you didn't go back and you will see that it indeed says that China is a 3rd World country. To make it easier hit countrol +F and then type China and you will see that China is indeed a third World. Sinc eyou want to tell me that the Chineese girl that came from China 3 months ago doesn't know the ranking of her own country. Typicall mr. know it alls. Go ahead, please read your own article next before you send it so you don't look stupid. If someone asks me compared to Darfur that is wallowing in poverty I will say Nigeria is ist World country. Does that make you happy?

They make it with Mercury you guys. You're paying money to kill yourself. No one will be fooled by the fact that your neck and face are completely to different colors. It's nasty and ugly. It shows how stupid and brainwashed you are.

China is not a 3rd World country.

Some aspects of their life/culture/politics maybe tagged 3rd world by the West, but there is no basis to categorize China as 3rd W. country with Nigeria, Bangladesh, Peru, Thailand, etc.

Need I say more?

So what you are saying is that despite the fact that China considers herself 3rd world and that everyone else considers China 3rd world it is not because Nigeria is 3rd world? I don't get it, so because Hitler is a man other men should not consider themselves male? What? It is a fact that China is 3rd world, they might have more things than Nigeria but they are still 3rd World country.

Why is it so difficult for some people to take this story as written, and why is it even more difficult to believe that this incident was not reported by any major US news outlet.

I agree that there should be more investigative journalism, but the truth is that any thing is possible in America.

I don;t think it's difficult it's more impossible. There is no way such a mistake could have been made unless the man is dumb, deaf, blind and a stupid idiot. It costs more money to deport someone than to keep them so that mistake is too costly to believe. Moreso he could sue the pants out of the government so they would have to tread carefully. Also if he is a born bred American how could he have no ID.

In all honesty I did alot of research. It's here to stay. The only way to get rid of stretch marks is to do surgery. Look at the skin with the stretch marks you will realize yourself that creams will do nill to them. I mean if you prefer to spend money to prove me right then go ahead otherwise ignore it. It bother me so much and when I came to terms with the fact that I can't change it I said, I could have worse problems.

As per your question about insulting a lady after sleeping with her, is there any gold in your bosom? Is it something he can spend in the market? Did sleeping with you make him rich and give him supernatural powers? Where did you get the idea that once a man sleeps with you he has to start worshipping you? Get back to earth, girl, you are not the only one with female assets.

This is really funny.
First I was like what is Shakara. Then its another word for being a slut. He cheated on you so the only way to forgive was to sleep with him then he left you. Was it your first time. Sucks for you to be stupid. The fact that he cheated before you gave your body to him (if it was your first time) should have forewarned you. To be forewarned is to be forearmed

I think my sister especially but I might have also watched a special on these people. I don't they are in Africa it's a small island somewhere.

China, a 3rd World country?

Yes it is mr Naijaking1. What do you think it is. I even just asked a Chinese girl right now. I don't ASS U ME things.

I thought that someone who had no interest in sex was sexless not asexual, but hmm you never know.

Of course, why do you think dead carcass is dangerous to inhale the fumes.

How do you propose on finding one behind a computer screen. Why don't you get a mail order wife?

The first of four and the responsiblity is,

Why are students excluded?

Here we see the inferior trying to encrouch us with his inferiority complex. Man if you love white women we don;t care but don't compare or debase black women. It's o.k that you might be ashamed that you are dating a white woman who might be using you for your money, but don't try to flip the script and put some lame blame on us. You must be one of those backwards Nigerian that thinks anything white is right. Typicalblck men that settle for only white rejected women. If she could do better your face would not even exist much less cross her mind. She must be fat and jobless to see you. I know your kind

as much as i like yur topics, please ease off tryn to chew people wu dnt share yur views. abi wetin be d essence of ya post na?

i was with my mum last yr in Atlanta [my first time eva in yankee] and at the airport my mum was tryn to speak with some americans both white and black and they wer all just like "what! what!" i was kind of pissed but i realised sometin, the moment she changed her accent a bit to suit dia style, she could communicate well and we cld muv around easily. wats d point of restrictin yourself to yur accent in another man's country when it actually retards your progress in a way? i wonda for una o!

the biuty of been nigerian is that we adapt easily o suit our purposes-whatever they may be. i never try to be antim iam not, i speak good English and mixed wit a likkle british accent, it sounds beta dan the British accent itself. hav yu herd Ajayi lycet speak-don't yu enjoy her when she speaks?


in asmuch as yu shld be original with yur language also try and be reasonable wit it. English language is our lingua franca and because of that we adapt we re eager to adapt to our environment wereva we find ourselves. i deal wit mostly british and american investors everyday, they love my accent because it sounds beta dan dia's-i dare say.

True true. I guess Nigerians are intelligent afterall. Someone on Nairaland once said that intelligence is the ability to adapt.
Anyways it's sad but true. When people hear I came in Dec. 04 they say omg, you don't have an accent at all, as if I am supposed to take it as a compliment. I guess it's good that I adapt but it's not an amazing feat or atleast I don't think it is.

I personally think it's so idiotic. Every Nigerian I know used to act so surprised at it as if it was the next Trade center incidence. When I eat they look at me wierd like the damn food is not going to get there anyway. I am telling you if not for the God fearing respect my parents instilled I wanted to tell those people how dumb the whole idea was. They would asct baffled when I eat. These same people are eating the food I cooked with my left hand. My parents were telling me how people used to confuse me when I was learning to write. Instead of morons foucsing on important things they would focus on trying to change my writing hand as if they is going to change what words were constructed. I have gotten that silly look from both Igbos and Yorubas alike. However I went to a predominantly Yoruba church when I got here and they would act as it they were stupified by someone using left hand. I always say you can comeout of bush but bush can;t vome out of you.

They tell a lot of lies too! And gossip too much --------especially the men---- as the wind escapes through the "gap" like ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss! Cheesy

Olofofo gap!

@Poster
It is a genetic mark of 419 and corruption like the general IBB! The chief of all the gap-toothed!

Any time I enconter a 'gap-tooth' I take what ever they say with a pinch or salt or no salt at all! They lie too much!

I think that only idiots genaralise. I used to have a gap and I didn't then or know lie like a rug or 419 anyone.

That list was amazing. I want to do the "staple paper in the middle one" Ihope my professors don't get offended. They might think am retarded, but fun is fun.

I think it is kind of genetic, because alot of Nigerians I have met have it or like it, I closed mine with braces and alot of people including my parents were upset at first with me. People other places like America have it but braces is more prevalent here in America.

I amazing prayer. I've heard it before

And someone says that Nigerians never unite. Piss one of us of and see if you won't be bomb blasted.

If we are both working and making money, then he should do as much around the house as I do. I am not a domestic women and he is not a domestic man. I hate when African men pretend like helping out is too degrading but sitting there and enjoying the conforts is there right. If I cna do it, then you can do it too. As long as we both have to hands and a functioning brain.

@ poster, I don;t think you are looking for a nice girl. That my be asking for too much in your situation. Maybe you should settle for whatever it is that you can get.

nwando ft davidylan,

mi haffi seh de two ah you gwan nuts. unu fe spill out dutty stuffs wan de people them fe believe. Mi nuh go seckle pon unu chatty chatty.All mi need unu fe do is het a lickle education and some overstanding, unu too brainwash all de time. Mi come teach unu fe a likkle fee seen. A word is too short for a sentence.


what language is this one.
The thread is now too hot,you have changed to vernacular
Ojigbi jigbi

You still haven't said your choice in females
hooded or unhooded?

I am almost 100% that this is Jamaican patois. If in representation of Rastafarianism then probably with hooded, I could however be wrong and he may prefer unhooded.

I having laughing and crying. Those pictures were amazing. Did she put vasiline on her face. Why is his pants like that. Amazing. Your both beautiful, awolowo