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What's the rush to exchange saliva.

Yes, I lived in Jamaica and that is why I know first hand the craziness capabilities of the men, and a times women.

Are you Jamaican by birth?

Are you Jamaican by birth?
Also I stay away mostly from the men because they are dangerously CRAAAZYY, but are you forewarning me to stay away from you as well. I went to an all girls high school and the girls go crazy too, especially when a boy is the the miix.

my dear child,
revolutions are not necessarily violent
remember that. Wink
there, as a J'can i have taught you something.

Yes, it does not have to be violent but still it can be made into a my tribe is the majority of the leaders and if my tribe were to be overthrown then your tribe will rule.
PS are you Jamaican?

I don't see how farting or not farting is disobeying or obeying the husband.

Do we really want to get our feelings hurt, before now I had heard the Garden of Eden had been geographically found in Middle Eastern region of Asia.

Sometimes you wonder when we are going to see a revolution in this country. A revolution where the people will tell the leaders that no more can they take us for a ride and if they have nothing better to offer the nation then they should bugger off the scene or we will roast them in their own shit

A revolution is necessary in Nigeria, however the fear becomes will it be a general revolution against the government like the French revolution or will it be some how made into a tribal issue?

I really liked the idea of the leaders driving only Nigerian made cars. I think that should be made a law, so Nigerians can benefit. Everywhere else in the world promote their own accomplishments.

Like mentioned before water is critical. Also too much toothpaste and math wash is not good becuase it has soap and drying agents that dry your mouth thus causing bad breath. Sometimes use salt to brush, don't drink orange juice becuase of acid. Try eating mushrooms apples, fruits in general. Things with acid causes the pungent odor. If you have vegetable leaves that smell good, keep it in a small bad and chew on it when you feel like you breath smells. Like thyme and the sorts, make sure they are fresh, remember water is very important as it washes down the bacteria that causes bad breth. Also make sure to seek a dentist as you may have halitosis or something else, if not then try the afforementioned remedies.

I think the problem is what brand of car are they going to want?

I didn't read all over it but Nigeria is an invention of the British minds. Explain that somebody.

1.) Because I've never beendumped and I feel you will beat me to it if I don't do it first.

2.) I just realized I might be gay

3.) I t hurts me more than it hurts you, but there is another.

4.) Just don't have time for you and I don't want you to realize it when its too late.

How silly, has he never farted?
@ poster, what lesson did your aunt want you to learn from it, not to fart in public?

There is a Jamaican saying: If you want to fart let fart be free for it is fart that killed Mary Lee

i  personally havent really had good experiences with them in London

I told you, they are CRAAAAZYYYYY. Beware!!!

I just joined this forum, and I read the stupid rules. My comment on this rules is that this site is run by some admin from the abyss of hell. His stupid ban on topics on sex postage in romance section is stupid as stupid can be. This goes to show you why nigeria will always be ruled by stupid, only-me-know, crazy, free speech nazi, dictators. And judging from the respond of the people on this site, gosh, Nigerians, we have a long way to go. I can't believe some people condone the crap coming from this idiot admin. He even wrote in his rules that nobody should pissed him off. Yeah, maybe we can go tell american express that all the worthy people that would want to do business with them left your stupid nairaland because you are a goddamn dictator and a free speech Nazi.

I get the feeling that you were banned.

@ post I don't think God had anything with/against makeup. Many Christians all over the world have no problem with makeup only some African christians. The ones that think no one can beat then on (being devout) devotion. Its similar to the rule that school girls should cut their hair. There is no strong argument on it. I honestly don't think their is anything unholy about say nail polish, lipstick, powder. Their is nothing in the ingredients with which they were made that should offend God.

Someday- Nickleback

I think this is made up because if true her 16yr old child would at some point have enough.

Have you noticed that Nairaland is not as exciting as it used to be, but is still addictive?

Here waiting- staind

I'm afraid of getting old. Not necessarily because of death but the need to depend on people and the wrinkles.

Those are really funny. Do I have permission to use them? Don't want to plagiarize.

My mom has always warned me about Nigerian planes. She said they used to call it open casket, more like flying casket.

Physical appearance first, but usually what maintains an attraction is behavior. Sometimes the cute ones are jerks because most girls find them attractive and some are not. However there some guys one would not have noticed that are actually cool.

I thought usually when someone tries suicide they are put into a hospital. Since you know she is both dangerous to herself and you, why don't you get her help, mental help?

@ wendymanda,

That was just really sick!

I am telling you it happened. If you come in close contact with them you will know how crazy they are. The incidence with the man cutting his girlfriend and her children happened to someone that went to my younger sisters school. When they get angry only God can help you

Could someone please reexplain to me what magun is? Please!!

They are all mean bastards, in JAmaica, America, England, mean killers. One put garlic on a cutlass and massacred his girlfriend and children. Chopped then to pieces and they could not feel it because of the garlic. When they get violent God help you. One killed his own brother for dumpling. Dumpling is flour, baking soda, salt and water mixed in water. He killed his brother for that. DON'T DO IT PLEASE

Think about it rape is very serious, I don't think if he raped her she would deny it. She would not be lying. Also what type of rapist friend do you keep? You now know he is capable of rape so warn your girlfriend to steer clear.

The guy is right, English is our native language. The most populous tribe in Nigeria is Oyibo (90% of the population) so other minority migrant tribes like Igbo and Yoruba had no choice but to blend in and flow with English, the language of the Oyibo tribe.

Na real wa for WAEC o. . .

Very funny. Am still laughing

I almost died at the comments for the one with the mixed child. Maury used to be so good but now its so stupid. The repeat the same crap. You know how I know its staged? I saw this black woman on both Maury and Jerry Springer. She came on Maury because her mother cheated slept with her boyfriend then on Jerry because her sister slept with her husband. So silly but the comments on YOUTUBE are amazing. I was laughing til tears started streaming down my face. Some one said the man was shocked by the obvious, he looked like such a retard.

I hear it can cause heart problems. Some of those drinks are not allowed to be taken by athletes before a game as they are seen as some time of performance enhancing drugs.