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You find it so difficult to utter one intelligent word. I do pity you. Yes Abacha is looking for you and you are looking for him to rule Naija. In case you forgot he is now ruling Naija from six feet under. No one care who is ruling the gorund. Please go there and rule with him.

So we are stronger than most African countries except South Africa, Egypt, Morrocco, Algeria. Why don't we just say we have a good military and leave it at that. So far FOur other countries are better than us. We can be in like fifth place and still swaggling and claiming to be the best.

Willy Willy I just emailed this to my mother so she can laugh. Thank you for allowing the world to know about the greatness of the South.

Willy Willy you are really to much. I have been fallowing all your responses even in other threads. Your too funny, you should become a comedian. Your not only funny but your jokes target the right person or people.

I have been on other forums but Nairaland always gives me a workout. I laugh so hard that my abs are so tight.

About this post one person said that Nigeria has the best military in Africa and another said that Egypt and South Africa is better. Which one is it. I love Nigeria to fullest but we can't be exaggerating to boost up our ego, it will get us no where.
“Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt of, not swallowed”

Willy Willy you are too much oo. I dey laugh all day from reading your post

If this happens thenit means great things for Nigeria. So will it work like the Ghanians slogan that says the value is the same?

Why u dey listen to what PAW PAW de talk.
So, u never hear sey PAW PAW na MAD MAN.
which central Bank PAW PAW dey work for!.
PAW PAW no get job,
or maybe PAW PAW dey help his fellow MAD MAN (DENEX) dey Steal

I laughed till I cried for this one.

Birds of a feather flock together.

please change your statement to read that when you were working in your fast food joint, you were making in a day, more than the labourer working in a fast food joint in Nigeria was making in a month. The start up pay for those "fancy jobs" you're taking about is $12,000 per annum. And any position above that level equals and even surpasses the per capita income in the USA($30,000-40,000 per annum or N3.8 million-N5 million per annum, which is equivalent to N300,000-N400,000 per month)

@ PTH has already said more than I can.
I never said that working at the fast food restuarant was fancy or better than any fancy job in Nigeria. If I would make the same amount at the fast food places you named in Nigeria then I would probably work there no shame to it. But whether or not you want to admit it many Nigerians in Nigeria are unemployed and am sure that some will be willing to work at those restuarants that supposedly pay as much in Nigeria as it does in America. My point however was that you have to work your way up. I worked at that place while in high school, I just finished first year of college and am working in the Biology lab. Tell me how many Nigerians my age have that opportunity, even older. Don't pretend like you don't understand that there are more opportunities abroad. You cry that Nigerians are leaving by the droves to take up slave labor jobs, why is it that so many people are still unemployed?
What fancy job has a start up pay of $12000 per annum, please name it? If you think I consider where I worked fancy then please reread what I wrote? Like I said at the end you have to start small and build your way up. Everything from life expectancy is much higher abroad. Everyone in this forum wants Nigeria to become great better than it is now. Some help to fulfill this dream by sending money home from abroad while others stay and try to build it from within but don't make it seem that those that have left have jumped ship because all is not well.

For the person that said "

If all Chinese had emigrated who would be building China now?

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There is a saying in Jamaica that Chinese people should never play football because if you give them a corner kick they will set up shop. Chinese are more abundant all over the world than Nigerians. Everywhere they go they start a business, whether or not people leave the country, especially countries where human resource is not lacking, does not hinder it from developing what hinders it is how the government uses the available resource and the matter of fact is that the Nigerian government is not very resourceful.

@wendymanda

am from hausa,i rep hausa,i speak hausa,i eat hausa,am nigerian and u are biafran.

Actually let me clarify for you, what you are is the lamest of lames. You are trying to sound American instead of embracing your self. You look more stupid with every post you dehumanize yourself with. The only reason I respond to your stupidity is because I amuse myself with your brain dead ignorance. You came on the thread with an unintelligent lie and you have further distorted the thread far beyond recognition with your abundant stupidity. Now tell me what in the HELL does BIAFRA have to do with Igbo girls and heartbreak. Are you such a dunce that you cannot read what the topic is or do you have such immense ADHD that you cannot stick to the topic with honesty?

If the girl was your sister or a relative would you ask if it was alright or would you deal with the sorry son of a bitch you call a friend?

Thank you for clarifying. It was funny to find out that the original Benue state trouser ban thread was like playing Chinese telephone, hear one thing stretch it so far out that it becomes something else extremely different. So one question I have is since it is a workplace ban and not a statewide ban if someone was to wear leggings to work is the police called in or does the employer take actions into his own hands. Now that I understand the truth of the matter I actually commend the governor for what he did. Even though it is sort of infringing on people's rights it is however necessary to be appropriately dressed for work.

The people in Lagos don't take shyte from anybody apparently but hey the state govt and police are coming down hard on the 'very educated' women , they are grumbling but not complaining

Well since the Benue state governor put this into effect? I hope the Lagos governor does not do the same. What is it with Nigeria and joining any band wagon to oppress women with immediate alacrity?

So has the issue of shit carrying been resloved?
Have we decided that if carrying shit abroad pays the bills and puts food on the table for us and those at home then its not that bad?
Do we now agree that to carry shit abroad MAY pay more than working at some fancy job in Nigeria?
Or is there more disagreement on this diaspora and shit carrying business.

Question for thread starter, what exactly do you consider shit carrying abroad? I worked at a fast food restaurant and I believe it was very shitty but I think what I made in two weeks was more than many people make a month in Nigeria. Now I at a biology lab and I love this new job. So do you consider working at KFC shit packing?

Sometimes we have to start small before we reach the big time. You never start saying the alphabet from Z. So if you start of small as the lowest "shitpacker somehow you will move up to something better even if it is packing shit at a higher level. Maybe you are angry that some people leave nice jobs in Nigeria to pack shit, remember they are starting all over at a new country so maybe they will work up from whatever they are doing thats menial at the moment. Another way to look at it is more space is made available when people leave nice jobs to go pack shit else where.

I will eat shit money anytime as long as the food I buy with it does not have shit. It is better to work in a shit bowl than as a prostitute, drug dealer, murderer etc. God and society frown on those mentioned.

Why Are There So Many Homosexuals In The North?Because we don't want them in the South.
Sadly the openly Homo Xris74 will gradually introduce it to the South. Maybe this is why he went to America, to study Sodomy. Tufiakwa.

What do you expect? They have been restricted from coming in contact with females. And we all know they’re humans not animals. Since there’s not option for them, homosexuality becomes the best option for them.

I honestly got stomach pains from laughing at this

simply mumu, how u dey o! , where are you now?
please come and make a fool out of yourself , i need to laugh

I laughed soo hard when I saw this. How do Nigerians come up with these things? Too funny

where have u been? check the other threads Wink next stop enugu state

I hope the people in Enugu don't stand for this nonsense.

Well in my own point of vew, that is not the right way to put things into consideration because in Nigeria today Benue State is one of the poor State. As if we dot have person in the Government so if realy they want to come up with an idea it should'nt be part of drees code at all that is realy the sign of full time rubbish. The problem we have in this Stateis poverty, unemployment, disease, hunger and hardship just like that. If you think that you have the interest of Benue at heart than let there be a proper DEVELOPMENT, please tackle these issues. What morality are they talking about when they immorally and shamlessly rigged themselves into government THAT DOES NOT PROFIT ANY BODY. This is part of the Islamisation (SAREYA) plan they have in Nigeria

That is the problem with Nigeria we focus on the nonsensical things to divert attention from what warrants it. How can the Benue state governor look at disease? It is better to pull at unnecessary things and further illustrate that many of the Nigerians in power are Bafoons.

If Northern Nigerian men hate women so much as to insist that they be hermetically sealed up in space suits, I propose that all young, beautiful women (only) should be deported from the Muslim north to other areas of Nigeria for their own safety, and that gays should be encouraged with generous cash bonuses to move into the Sharia-ruled north to populate the anus-impaling paradise the good folks over there obviously prefer over a mixed gender population.

Now that would be a real win-win solution to the "woman problem" in the Republic of Sharialand, after which all Nigerians can live happily ever after, content in the knowledge that every sector of the country has what it asked for.

This was laugh hard funny!

What has Nigeria come to. Has anyone found people involved inbeating a 50 year old woman? Is anyone even looking for them

@BABEELOVE
Stop hitting on simply_me, a fine girl who loves her country. You have been saying you want to emigrate so whats stopping you. My point remains, US and Europe was built by human beings, join us to build Nigeria instead of taking the easy option of relocating. If you do decide to relocate don't come here telling us how backward we are. I want people to proffer solution rather than the usual put downs. Nigga pleeeeeeeeeeez.

Nigeria is not short of people, there are people available to help build Nigeria than those who have migrated. When the supposed Nigerians return to turn their nose up, they might actually be suggesting how things might be done differently.

ACCORDING TO YOUR POST, ISLAM'S DAYS ARE NUMBERED. INDEED, THEY ARE NUMBERED AND YOUR EMPTY SKULL DOESN'T KNOW IT IS THE FASTEST GROWING RELIGION ON EARTH-EVEN IN YOUR WESTERN LOVED NATIONS. NO WONDER YOUR PASTORS AND REVERENDS WHO HAVE SWORN TO CELIBACY ARE RAPING UP INNOCENT WOMEN UNDER THE GUISE OF HOLY,HOLY,, . LET ME GET ANGRY A BIT! DOES IT MAKE SENSE TO ANYBODY THE FACT THAT A GROUP WORSHIPS BY FIRE?

I think its hypocrisy for you to disagree with people who brought religion into this thread topic and then you quickly start degrading Christianity.

If all the Nigerians living outside Nigeria decide to go back home, there would be chaos. You cannot take care of the ones inside some think that "exilees" should be proud to move back home To do what That is a big joke!!!

Thank you, very true. We should put things like this into consideration before we talk.

First of all your revelation means you made the whole entire story up. Like I have been saying it did'nt add up to begin with. Secondly you can make Igbo people feel more bad we weren't feeling bad in the first place.

I GOT MY POP'S BLOOD IN ME WE ALL THINK THE SAME I GO ARROUND THE WORLD BUY CARS COME BACK HOME AND SELL IT,DO YOU NEED TO GO BUST YOUR HEAD IN SCHOOL TO DO THAT?NOPE

Thirdly, unless you are selling cars to uneducated people, you need the proper documents to sell cars and the proper education to read those documents.

means low self respect - paint it and call it whatever you want - it is nothing but low self esteem -

Thousands who havent stepped London or America makes millions in Nigeria doing business and working very hard - to say u can only become something in life by travelling out of Nigeria to do menial jobs abroad is nothing but an affront on your person and God who made you and gave u all it takes to succeed where ever u find yourself.

When you say millions is it Naira or Euro and dollars. The fact of the matter is millions of Naira is not really that much. As someone said earlier sometimes you work in Nigeria and don't get paid for months, that is unimaginable abroad. Those are probably what those abroad take into consideration when they chose to "pack shit" rather than return home. For people that take it offensively that people are leaving, many in Nigeria are still unemplyed. One would think with some much efflux their would be more opportunites for jobs to those still in Nigeria.

I DON'T NEED TO BE EDUCATED CUZ I DON'T NEED NO EDUCATION TO TAKE MY FATHER'S BUSSINESS WHEN I GROW UP,ALL I NEED TO DO IS GO ARROUND THE WORLD BY CARS COME BACK AND SELL IT IN AFRICA.

I thought you were crazy now I see your nuts. So you don't need an education to sell used cars? Good for you. So are you going around or arround as you call it by cars or to buy cars? If you want the business to do well you  might want to be able to tell when some one is cheating you with false documents.

i know man thank you for understanding that igbo girls are like what they are,am out and i don't care what anyone reply 1.

You are an uneducated fool and based on your repsonses and posts its obvious that you are still entangled in that retarded tribalism web despite your move to the West. I hope you wear your Hausa on your forehead just like that invisible supposed Igbo girl that appeared in your weed caused hallucination. Please when people ask you what country you are from tell them its Hausa. Jobless fool, p.s I wouldn't date an Hausa not because they are heart breakers but they are too ugly. Heartbreakers, the thought of them breaking anyone's heart makes me laugh.

bankers leave their banking jobs to go to London and America to sweep the streets - how insulting on their person? don't they think?

It is sad to think because money is remitted to Nigeria annualy - u now use that to justify the flocking of Nigerians out of the country to do just any job.

But even those who leave good jobs to do menial jobs in America will not return for the cushy job they had in Nigeria. What does that mean?

wow if you think you are doing something to me then you lying believe me or not its your own business jare.

Good am glad you know its my business if I don't beleive your lie, because I don't. Maybe if you could clean up your lie a little more to make it more convincing then I might pretend to be fooled by it a little more.