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TravelRe: Nigerians In Diaspora Carry Sh*t For A Living by wendymanda: 9:15pm On Aug 11, 2007
Girl, it is good to see your "green" self out here in political section!!! It is true now. How many times do we deport people from Nigeria. When you do have not the "God given" right to deport even people from Chad--you will feel your anger grow to enormous proportions since you only have rights as "deportees"!!! Yup!!! Life is not fair!!!
Ewwoo is that what the problem is?
RomanceRe: Why Are Igbo Girls Natural Heart Breakers by wendymanda: 9:14pm On Aug 11, 2007
wow you don't believe me that's your own business it happen to me not you,so its easy for you to tell me to let it go.-
Am not telling you to let what never happened go. Keep it whether it be hallucination from smoking weed or anything. What I am saying is that the story does not add up in more ways than one.
1.) You met an Igbo girl at an African store. You know she was Igbo becuase Igbo was written on her face.
2.) You fell madly in love with her immediately but to know your love at first sight was not fake you told your cousin to pay her for sex. You should have paid her so atleast you will be getting something oout of it instead of looking stupid on both ends
3.) Your ancestors will turnover in their graves if you date an Igbo girl. However its acceptable to pay them for sex, or does your cousin not have the same ancestor?
4.) If your Hausa and thus a Muslim isn't it against your religion to have premarital sex, at worst pay someone for it? Isn't smoking also against your religion? Yes weed is smoking and doing drugs.
5.) You make an ASS U ME by saying that because of that one supposed Igbo girl all Igbos are sluts.
PoliticsRe: Why Are There So Many Homosexuals In The North? by wendymanda: 9:01pm On Aug 11, 2007
@BABEELOVE

homosexuality is not natural, just like suicide it is very very abnormal that is why we can't just leave them alone.

Abi suicidal people, no be themselves them wan kill? Why you think say people suppose stop them? Because that is not what they were created to do.

Homosexuality is immoral, it is evil, it is demonic and now it is spreading among underage children because of the favourable stance taken by the satellite media on homosexuality.

It must be curbed now. God hates it, man hates it, animals hate it, hell, even machines hate it.

What is wrong with you people? How man go put prick inside man nyash?!

These are the kinds of things that make me believe that God is powerless if at all he exists. How can he possibly sit and watch all this happen? It's disgusting jare.

Next thing some people will start advocating for the right to practice bestiality. Yes. How much different is it from homosexuality? Man wey fit plug man, e go fit plug dog!
God gives us the right choose, even if he does not agree with the choice we make. If God were to strike people down for every choice they made he did not agree with everyone would be dead. He let Eve and Adam eat the apple
RomanceRe: Why Are Igbo Girls Natural Heart Breakers by wendymanda: 8:51pm On Aug 11, 2007
igbos girls are hoes.the meaning of igbo means weed.the igbos are the biggest 419Er's and criminals in Nigeria and Africa.
People like you bask in the saying ignoranc is bliss. So please don;t let me stop you, go ahead and live in your bliss.

i knew my cousin was going to sleep with her it was ou plan just to see if the girl was fake.
So your ancestors do not object to sleeping around with random people? If you had already deviced a plan for your cousin to sleep with a girl you just met at an African store, then maybe you should get a job to give you something better to do before someone catches a disease. Also how viable do you think this story is, even the writers of saop operas can come up with a more convincing lie than yours.
TravelRe: Nigerians In Diaspora Carry Sh*t For A Living by wendymanda: 8:26pm On Aug 11, 2007
Simply me.
Now that you have agreed that you consume male-Cambodian shit, please tell us how Cambodian man shit they smell
Unna de kill me wid laughta o!
TravelRe: Nigerians In Diaspora Carry Sh*t For A Living by wendymanda: 7:43pm On Aug 11, 2007
You profile says what you do Cambodia. Your own shit na for Oyibo man yansh you dey carry am,
I wanted to ask that question as well. Are you really in Cambodia
Forum GamesRe: Be The Last Person To Post Here: by wendymanda: 6:53pm On Aug 11, 2007
Thank you very much for explaining
PoliticsRe: Why Are There So Many Homosexuals In The North? by wendymanda: 6:53pm On Aug 11, 2007
Unripe abi over-ripe pawpaw,

Thanks for CONFIRMING YOU ARE INDEED AN IGNORAMUS.

I normally do not consult dictionaries because I do not need to. But for the benefit of Olodos like this rotten pawpaw:

The online Merrian-Webster dictionary defines pseudonym [as b]a fictitious name[/b]; a false name

http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?va=pseudonym

Otherwise,

Since Pawpaw is not your pseudonym, I am indeed sorry that Pawpaw is your real name. Forgive me for the commission of thinking that it is your pseudonym. On the other hand, Xris74 is a pseudonym.
I never go short of laughter when I come on to Nairaland.
TravelRe: Nigerians In Diaspora Carry Sh*t For A Living by wendymanda: 6:47pm On Aug 11, 2007
I think "shit Packing" is better than "419ing"!!!! Shit Packing is an honest way of making a living---much better than "Yahoo Trading"!!!!
Na true Ooo
Christianity EtcRe: Breaking News : No More Trousers For Redeemed Ladies, Adeboye Orders by wendymanda: 6:23pm On Aug 11, 2007
What the man of GOD did was right. Even me too buy these idea of stopping women from wearing trouser to church cause they normally seduces some people and that lead to another story. Mennnnnnnnnnnnnn Mannnnnnnnnnnnnn of GOD you are so greatttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

hahahahahahahahahahhalalallallalalalahhahha
So if the women say that men wearing black coats to church is seducing women will the pastor ban that two?
Forum GamesRe: Be The Last Person To Post Here: by wendymanda: 6:21pm On Aug 11, 2007
What do the lyrics of that Yoruba song mean?
PoliticsRe: Why Are There So Many Homosexuals In The North? by wendymanda: 6:16pm On Aug 11, 2007
Please how many Hausa guys have you met, known or interacted with, to jump to this kind of silly, generalised conclusion?? Are you aware that the Hausa people can be found in several states in Northern Nigeria? Are you aware that a lot of them are also Christians (even though they are fewer than the Muslim population) . .and many of them have been persecuted for their faith in Christ?? Are you aware that being a Hausa Christian from an Islamic family, is the surest way to ostracism (and in some cases), is seen as an offence punishable by death?

Kindly do some research on Hausa men, before you lump them all into one category, in your haste to make snide comments about them.
Wow, you learn something new and informative everyday.
Foreign AffairsRe: Who Are You Rooting For In The Us Elections? by wendymanda: 6:14pm On Aug 11, 2007
the elections is pretty much between Obama and Clinton. Americans will not put a republican back into office so the democratic primary is as good as the general elections. Just wait and see, though i think Clinton will just nick this one, she has Bill on her side.
True, that's what everyone has been saying. So if she does win, she still won't be truely the first elected female president becuase she would be elected because of Bill.
RomanceRe: Please I Need Your Advice by wendymanda: 6:10pm On Aug 11, 2007
ROFLMFAO You kidding, right?
O, well if she can't go to the authorities she has two other options, divine intervention, or a hit man. Hopefully she uses the first.
RomanceRe: My Mother's Friend Want To Take Me To Bed by wendymanda: 6:07pm On Aug 11, 2007
Won't be surpised if dude has done the shit. Yeye pikin. . .don't use your senses. Stay here and keep asking for "help"
RomanceRe: Why Are Igbo Girls Natural Heart Breakers by wendymanda: 5:58pm On Aug 11, 2007
What about the fact that some Hausa killed Christians in the North after the publishing of a cartoon was published in Denmark. Was it also the Hausa's that were responsible for the Miss World Pageant or Miss Universe being moved after much rioting? And what about the fact that polio occurs in much higher rates in the North because some refused to give vaccinations to their children.
Thank you so much. He just keeps looking more like an ignoramus. Nigeria is one country and I know that Hausa people are in South and other parts of Nigeria. Ok he said that his ancestors will turn in their grave if he dates and igbo girl so the first one he claims slept with his cousin what did his ancestors do about that. Based on the FBI data all those that have been suspected of 419 the names I saw were not Igbo they sounded Yoruba to me. Finally he makes it seem like smoking weed once a month heals his brain sorry "special one" but weed contains more toxic chemicals than the bleach you use to wash clothes. No wonder people tell me that some Nigerians are stupid uneducated pot heads. Its Hausa idiots like you that come to America and try to be American with a Nigerian accent bringing shame to the whole Nigerian society. Too bad people in America don't know the difference between the tribes. You make it seem like Igbo girls are linning up trying to date smoked out brain like you. Please go somewhere else with that nonesense, people like you destroy the hard work Nigerians in other countries do to try and show that our people are hard working.
RomanceRe: Please I Need Your Advice by wendymanda: 5:44pm On Aug 11, 2007
So the second guy is physically abusing you. There is a law against that in Nigeria right?
Foreign AffairsRe: Who Are You Rooting For In The Us Elections? by wendymanda: 5:41pm On Aug 11, 2007
I might be wrong but I doubt America will elect a black, Obama, or female, Hillary Clinton, president anytime soon. Again I might be wrong on this.
PoliticsRe: Why Are There So Many Homosexuals In The North? by wendymanda: 5:38pm On Aug 11, 2007
My people make una ask una self why this monkey Xris74 dey fixated with yansh and homo? Abeg make I run commont before Xris74 start to tell me say my yansh fine o o. This boy na homo, him no like girls o.


@Xris74
Pseudonym is a false name used mainly by writers or journalist etc. You can't call my screen name a false or fake name, Seun requires you to have a screen name to log in. It becomes a pseudonym if having known someone to be pawpaw, I then change my screen name to something really silly like Xris74. It would be deemed a pseudonym because I would have assumed a fake or false name. In fact the word "pseudonym" is mainly used in literally circles, though I can see why you consider my post a literary masterpiece. Next time try checking the meaning of a word before using it, also try getting this reference book called "Dictionary". If you can't afford it, beg a friend, if all fails steal it from a library. Word of warning though, I would not accept random use of obscure words from the aforementioned ref book. Language is a means of communication, the target audience need to understand what you are trying to convey. Hope this little help regenerates the dead cells you call your brain. Enjoy.
I am going to add this to my funny quotes from Nairaland.
RomanceRe: My Mother's Friend Want To Take Me To Bed by wendymanda: 5:26pm On Aug 11, 2007
please send me her phone nomba or e-mail address,i am interested in working under her.
Chai.
RomanceRe: In Love With A Much Older Man by wendymanda: 5:24pm On Aug 11, 2007
I don tell her before say marry am, but prepare for second wife sha.
Honestly and the third as well
CelebritiesRe: Looking For World Known Celebrities Connected To Nigeria By Birth (mum Or Dad) by wendymanda: 5:19pm On Aug 11, 2007
ignorant lobintos and dogs. juxtapoxed ignoramus. Trendy and Rushdie.


  i can see this girl is an ornithological specie, i just saw her pics, she resemble a village police dog and her mouth is as long as a castrated rat, her madness going beyond bound please someone should hold her befor she runs to the market
@trendy
don't waste your time replyin that sane mad woman, she dosent knw her problem, n i thnk she dosent evn knw herself, she will be suprised when dey tel her who her real parents are, dos kind of people, der birth certificate r apology letters frm condom factory,  u knw a victim of a broken condom, shes just a mistake n dosent exist,,  forget d loser,
are a goat and a toad - you have rashes on your obo - hahahah - smellie pussy - go away - kai walahi talahi - pussy are smell well well.
@Rushdie

oh - may u rush and die like your name says - better change that name - opio like u.
@Trendy

i have consulted the gods - u will see repercussion in 3 days.
Yes, i know already, the brain surgery will be carried out on you
Am telling you o, Nigerian should have their own thing like "your mama." This is too funny, everytime I come back on to this thread I laugh so hard till I start crying. If anyone is sad this can cheer them up.
FamilyRe: Is It Good For Wives To Call Their Husbands By Their Names ? by wendymanda: 5:07pm On Aug 11, 2007
Calling a man by his name is generally resented in our society. Even till, date it is a culture that keep reverating. Some guys felt insulted when their babe call them by name. But in most cases I had dealt with, they don't say it for fear of losing the babe.

If your man had a value system, it is better not to call him by his name. You can call him pet names to be on safe side. The good thing about pet names is that, you would not just avoid the trap of calling him by name, you would be adding spice to the affair. However, as you move on, have chilldren, the puzzle would naturally solve itself.

Women who made mistake of not knowing what is their man's opinion about this subject may end up in regret. Believe it or not, some guys, mostly guys for good backgrounds, use this as one of the yardstick to screen ladies when choosing for marriage. For instance, a man has two girls both of them attractive, and seem to level on every parameters. However, one call him by his name while the other do the reverse. Any man can guess which of them woule be selected.
The girl he didn't choose is the lucky one for the fact that she does not have to end up in a marriage with a dim witted cheater who thinks it acceptable to have to girls at the same time but not have a girl call him by the name he was given at birth.
Forum GamesRe: Be The Last Person To Post Here: by wendymanda: 5:01pm On Aug 11, 2007
What happens after I tell my friends your back?
Foreign AffairsRe: Who Are You Rooting For In The Us Elections? by wendymanda: 8:23pm On Aug 10, 2007
US election? Wetin concern fish with raincoat? Naija dey burn now, make we quench de fire first. If americans like make them nominate Bush as a consensus candidate for the next election, na them sabi

Bush should learn some tricks from our advocates of 'Naijacrazy'. Since the vote in Virginia is still too close to call and earlier also in Montana, Bush should set up an Election Fraudulent Crime Commission (EFCC), dismiss the election results as charade, arrest or impeach serving governors and legislators, declare a state of emergency in Virginia and Montana and then in the whole of America.

He should make a national broadcast restating his belief in the American dream and reassure americans that nobody is qualified to take over his reforms especially the war in Iraq and Afghanistan. Then he can roll out his blue print for handing over power in the next 8 years.

@WEB, hope I have showed enough interest in US affairs
Seems you put some very good thought to this. It sounds like it might work. People may think Bush is not smart enough to think this up on his own. Maybe you can mail him this idea
Forum GamesRe: Be The Last Person To Post Here: by wendymanda: 8:15pm On Aug 10, 2007
We really should, any ideas on how we should go about celebrating my victory?
Forum GamesRe: Be The Last Person To Post Here: by wendymanda: 8:02pm On Aug 10, 2007
Yes indeed it is
Forum GamesRe: Be The Last Person To Post Here: by wendymanda: 7:58pm On Aug 10, 2007
I hate being the last in anything so I hope someone else will reply to this. If someone does then victory of never being last will be mine.
RomanceRe: Please I Need Your Advice by wendymanda: 7:57pm On Aug 10, 2007
Well tell the second one that the third one is forcing himself on you.
RomanceRe: Please I Need Your Advice by wendymanda: 7:23pm On Aug 10, 2007
Why don;t you just confess the truth to the second one and if he reciprocates the love you have for him then he might make the third one back off. Is he forcing himself like a rapist or something?

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