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Someone once told me that gays were not existent in Nigeria. Well it makes sense that people so wrapped up on infringing on the rights of women and ostracizing them as much as possible must have ulterior motives for wanting women out of the way

You said it your self about looking stupid. What Nigerian tribe are you?

Wow. So if they appeal the decision of Death penalty does it mean that women can appeal the ban on trousers? I am sorry but that ban is irritating me. Is it really true though that women can't ride the same bus as men in the North?

The truth has nothing to do with this. You supposedly had one bad run despite the fact that your details don't add up. You ASS U ME that because of your one supposed incident all Igbo girls are like that. What if people assumed that because you let your cousin tell you he slept with a girl and paid her you and your family are idiots for believing him. Were you there in the room or even in the same house when they had sex or were you there when he gave her that money?

You yourself that is asking that question are you not a Nigerian or are you not honest?

CUZ SHE WAS WICKED BUT I DON'T MIND HER CUZ IS IN HER ANCETORS BLOOD.

I MEET THIS IGBO GIRL IN A AFRICAN STORE OF BRONX,I WAS IN LOVE WITH HER,MY COUSIN TOLD ME SHE WILL BREAK MY HEART BUT I DIDN'T BELIVE HIM,SO WE DICIDED TO TEST HER MY COUSIN HAD A FRESH CUT HE WAS ALL FRESH HE RUN UP TO HER AND ASK HER IF SHE COULD HAVE SEX WITH HIM for money AND SHE WAS LIKE YES,AFTER SHE WENT TO HIS HOUSE MY COUSIN CALL ME UP THE PHONE TO COME AND SEE,THAT'S WHY I AIN'T NEVER GONA TRUST THIS CHICKS,
I HAVE DATE A YORUBA,HAUSA,EDO,FULANI,CALABAR CHICK BUT THEY WERE NEVER WICKED AS THIS IGBO WITCHES.

What you are saying does not add up at all. You most likely made this up.

How can you not think this is funny. I thought this was about known celebrities Connected to Nigeria

Read the forum about a girl whose brother- in- law was making passes at. From what some people are saying you can tell its only because they know no one knows who they really are.

Well this is a very delicate situation. I myself am not sure how I would tell my parents, but you do have to tell someone. If that idiot man tried it with you who knows how many willing girls are out their. Since they are newly weds who knows if your sister will even believe. All these is probably what is hindering you from letting it know. I wish you had punched him seriously and so if someone asks you have evidence of defending yourself when he tried to feel on you.

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the way i see it if you read a few things any one person posts then you can make up your mind on the type of person they probably are. This is communication in its tru form. seeing as most of us don't have pics. so we are allowed to be ourselves totally without any inhibitions.

Have I ansad ya question airblaze?

Well some people also go wild when they are on the internet because they know or think that no one will ever know who they are.

You know what is sad, the stupid Nigerian presidents give things to Jamaica and look they are higher than us. Sometime ago they took nurses and teachers to Jamaica and payed their salary while they taught there. See that's what I've been saying instead of enforcing idiotic laws like women should not wear trousers they should be trying to do better than islands like Jamaica. Even war torn countries are doing better than us. As the giant of Africa we couldn't even conquer Africa. Japan is the giant of Asia and look where it is.

I doubt you can love all three of them at the same time. I think everything is too circumstantial for it to be true love. Like everyone else said starting afresh is the best decision. Why wait for them to break up with you. You should break up with them instead of dealing with the heart ache when they break up with you. Better their heart ache than yours, though you did this to yourself.

say " I really love u babe but I have aids" that will do the trick

I think this is the best suggestion so far on not hurting his feeling, but if he tells other someone you like might be turned off.

It's a Big turn off to see ladies with pot belly, they have the belly out and the butt sticking out, yuk, what an ugly sight. When they sit down the belly also sits down on their thighs.

You know the worst when all this is accompanied by cellulite which they make worse by wearing clothes that show off those dimples. Granted all women have cellulite but wearing tight clothes worsens it.

Yes, if you go back from the start of the argument you will be laughing so hard.

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dogs - what are u still here for - ok - thread closed - u these locomotive engines - no wonder you're all suffering hallucinated and hegemonistic kelloids. Well, noone is as foolish as u all, talking to me - if u are realy fools and as stupid as i thought, then you will reply - else, i reserve my comments - anyone who replies is indeed a mish mash pussy foot alcombe.

your papa own nairaland? imagine (long hisssssssssssssssssssssssssssss) small pickin play!!

I am using this argument to compile some of the funniest things I have heard in Nairaland

True, but some of those pouches looks like pots

People always say personality but no one sees personality from across the room.

Debosky will she be calling you all these names in public as well?

Nigeria is a she so it's herself. And yes, very many issues, but if i bother to provide them you'll downplay them like you did my response on HIV contraction. By the way, let's think about it in marital times, if you and your husband are having problems, I think it's best to try to work it out among yourselves before you consult the relatives, don't you think?

Why don't we focus on this thread instead of bringing up another one. Well since you want to use marriage, if you have tried talking, as people in Nigeria have tried to talk this law into being thrown out, and it does not work then counseling is the only other option.

Well it depends. Sometimes some people can't help it. Especially older women with children. However pot bellies are unhealthy and gross especially on young girls. The most digusting thing is when they wear tight shirts that reveals every flab. Whenever I get flabby I make sure I suck it in when I don't have time to work out and tighten it.

@wendymanda

you need to be harsh so that the person knows you're not playing around or trying to act hard to get. You have to make it clear that no! Get thee away from me and take your stupid love someplace else!

That is how it's done.


Don't start telling the guy "O you're a nice guy and, " unless you're trying to lead him on.

Very true, but the person that started this thread seems to care about hurting peoples feelings.

I made that statement respective of your comments on that prior thread on women being barred from wearing trousers since you talked about feminism. It stood out in my mind and made me curious about your belief system. Yes I agree with your proposed method, and I think it's great Wink. "Better you than me" - pasteezy's daughter, omo you're selfish o.

I figured that's why you said that. But as I female I am a feminist to a certain extent, not a hard core that thinks mens joysticks should be fed be cut off or anything like that. If something affects an African immigrant I get concerned not because I don't care about other immigrants but because I myself is an African.

Do you guys laugh after you type these things in?

As long as she makes you happy, I bet you get that question alot Siena

@ Poster: Congratulations! I think your lady will make you very happy.

No particular race of girl is worse than the other. It all depends on who she is, or chooses to be, rather than her skin colour / cultural background.

I've never dated a Nigerian girl, so can't really say they're materialistic, etc. I have however dated a Jamaican girl, and got nothing but grief - she was a cheat, and a gold digger. But, I wouldn't say she was the way she was, merely because she's Jamaican, that would be very unfair.

However, folk WILL date whoever makes them happy, regardless of race. My fiancee is white, and we're as compatible as 2 people can ever hope to be, we've both got good jobs, and share the same interests.

That's what counts.

Is that you and your fiance in yur profile picture?

That article on Russian girls was interesting. I can't believe you will give up a Nigerian girl for I Jamaica girl. That's just crazy, I lived in Jamaica and beleive me a Jamaican girl will not take half the shit Nigerian girls anywhere will.

lexyhearts you really have a problem,better start begging people to help you raise funds so that you can be taken for treatment,somewhere maybe egypt.you just keep insulting everybody even when they try to advice you to improve on your spoken english & stop cracking useless jokes.after the insults they rained on you in your stupid ''MAMA NKECHI''joke you have still not learnt your lesson.MUGU!!

This is funny

I haven't been to Nairaland for two days and I laughed so hard I started crying. That was amazing. I still tink some of those words are Igbo.