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biko nu, hafu onye ugwuausa aka biko. anyi choro ofu naiguria

Its a man's world
We gets what we want, when we want it, how we want it. . . Guys who dont do so are women in disguise

If those stories were told by men, then constance would represent my answer.

Typical
Girl posts nice thread
Guys encourage her
girls diss her.

Imagine the world without women

You mean "imagine the world without problems"

Lai Lai, this guy must be a yoruba man, he doesnt even look ibo, and none of his friends look like ibos so please deal with him as a yoruba man. We don decline am
Ehnn, it is true that the yoruba clan is being attacked again oh, but it is a yoruba man attacking them And his sleeping with the so called actress coupled with passing her number around so his friends can shag her as well is no new thing, thats how the yorubas behave in london. . .  them dey even pass give oyinbo
when they say naija people are bad in london, na dem. Some of them get caught regularly with thousands of pasports as per dagbo runs Arranging passport for others for an arranged fee. I don dey hear news everyday, na only yoruba names dem dey catch for bad behaviour in london.

_{Oya make una kill me, i don talk am}

bigboyslim:
I sleep with my back on the bed, legs up on the wall (wizard style).

Sounds more like "Sumo yansh attack style"
When u lie in that position you enjoy some glorious farting, how does the wall cope with that? 
I imagine mosquitoes wont bite u cos they'll all be dead

chikito1:
It's a give and take thing.50/50. You cheat i cheat simple.

If a guy really loves his woman and vice-versa both parties should remain closely knitted.

and fight temptations. If one party can fight and remain faithful, i think the other should be able to do so as well.

If they know they cannot then they should remain unmarried and do as many people as they can.

It will be really unfair for either party to cheat and pass on some nasty virus to his/her faithful partner.

To round this up i think MEN are more susceptible to cheating (This does not mean some women don't).

How will a man cheat if a woman does not agree for him?

We were born same year, same month, same day, same hour, and same minute

onyinye2:
I usually sleep on my side facing the wall. The closet must and I mean must be closed. I have this fear of something watching me. Anyways. . . . if I ever sleep in a bed with a man, I would like to lie on his chest and him holding me in his arms. But eventually separate to whatever position we fit comfortable.

They that live in fear of the night
When i sleep, i've got metal hooks in the roof with comfortable foam, so i just get my feet hooked in and hang upside down - bat style, with my eyes open as the blood rushes into my head.  . .  best when the weather is cold with yanni albums playing and when u need to do some critical analysis or thinking. Beat that

j-girl:
EXACTLY!
I hardly talk about guys in a bad way. However, NL guys have brought out the worst in me and it's unfortunate that that was the side of me you got to meet. Ask guys who talk to me on YIM, I have a sweet disposition but a lot of pent up anger.
So I guess we should keep doing this whole men-bashing thing till your NL compadres learn to stop dissing ladies.

But your friends like chichi, onyinye, and joan need to learn how to curl their lips and tongues when talking sha.


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World without women = no sex for a start = peace of mind and civilization!
The world would be fun without women cos there would be no nagging, no kids crying everywhere, no unnecesary stress - u just go to work, make your money and spend it how u like

sistawoman:
What??

can someone translate?

LMAO

sistawoman:
Please tell me how you would approach me if you saw me on the streets of Boston and get me to come home with you for you to pound my pu,ssy?

With his language so far, i dont think u want to know that one

HEHEHE

I'm enjoying every bit of this, this dude suppose write book
Please fire more reasons why u dislike naija girls, more coherent reasons that can hold water. . . not just the moaning bits

Interesting

jamesid:
Go cold turkey
The desperate woman will remain desperate even after you've broken up. She will try to contact you and will likely want to get back together. This is a woman who specializes in neediness. That's why you need to cut off all contact. Go cold turkey. Avoid taking her calls and don't see her, at least for awhile. She's proven herself clingy; don't give her a chance to cling. Got it? Good. Now go find yourself an Angelina Jolie.

Thats it! Go cold turkey - i go try that one

Ujujoan:
How this babe go just come here dey yab our guys like that na?? Not that Nigerian men are not completely irresponsible and selfish, but i'D have expected her to be a little bit more discrete about it. Why, they have peanuts for brains and hearing these things is going to sound like a compliment to them.

@ poster I don't like it oh.

My advice to you sha is that next time, while dating a Nigerian, try to be a little bit more . . . .

Uju, u started so well and i must've been thinking "Uju has changed", i was actually considering becoming a fan. . . But i guess old habits never die, alas u have not changed one bit

@Poster: Naija men are the best, i know a few very good ones who are in high positions in J'Bourg - interested??

sistawoman:
with respect

Define Respect.

;d ;d

topup:
[color=#cc0066]I guess you haven't met a girl who isn't pleased/phased by 'hitting the spot', so far it seems that that's no. 1/the first point for you in a relationship.
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EAR we go again, tell me something new. . . Is there a single girl on earth who doesnt enjoy the sex, has the choice to walk away from the relationship, but decides to stay cos of other points? Even u sef
The only reason why a woman will do such is if the guy is stinkingly rich, but that makes her an object of liquidity - otherwise known as materialistic

tpia:
but the problem is una foreign sweethearts dey still complain even after una don hit their g spots.





una hit am well so?

How many dey complain?

joshjosh:
you wonder why you get the complaints

I don't get complaints
Remember in my quote i said thats just the beginning - Meaning, thats about the first point - there are many more because relationships are not just about the sex. But my point is simple - what oyinbo can do, naija man go do extra We may not buy u flowers all the time cos we like to deal with the important stuff first - when its time for tripping, u go trip tire
Its a simple strategy, keep your girl happy and thats all that matters

topup:
[color=#cc0066]The ones being offended are the good Nigerian men and rightly so (or the ones in denial).

If someone said that all Nigerian women are cheaters, I would be offended as I have never cheated in my life, and rightly so![/color]

I'm not offended at all at all
Thats because irrespective of what u say here, naija men are the best and most romantic. . .  No matter how many flowers he buys u, Oyibo can never hit that center of gravity thats just the begining

@Poster:

If you're still Hot, go to Cameroun and date twins - Trust me, it works

Jealous of girls because they're more intelligent? Jealous of girls who can't even type out correct english on a public forum?
Dont take rejection nicely? I really don't know the kind of guys that approach u
This is just one of those silly threads put up by a silly person who just cannot understand that men will be men because thats how it was created. Believe what u want to, but without men you're simply incomplete.

Sadly i dont pity u, infact. . .  IT SERVES U RIGHT!
When better people approach u na shakara u go dey do, when all those craze people come u go quick quick accept them dash them your whole heart. It was your decision to date someone u dont even know jack about, your decision to ask too many questions, your decision not to go to naija. . .  All your decisions oh! so carry the wahala wey follow am.

Next time, shine your eyes - fine boy is not = to correct boy

onyinye2:
Wife Beaters in tha house! Oh yes. I said Wife Beaters in the house! Oh yes.

I know, i know