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Na wah ooo, so na only terrorist dem fit enjoy this opportunity, me wey be say to kill chicken sef na hard work,FG no fit help me with my master's programme...omo na wah ooo. .

My God...coronavirus is in my backyard already...may God help us ooo...I go still pass through this hospital this morning...baba God a beg,as we that live close to IDH have survived Ebola,Tuberculosis etc that has been treated here..abeg protect us from this one too ooo in God's name I pray...

Bu...what U dey joke...even my malee sef...na only if I don high sha,I no know ooo...e never sure...shey na me be keanu reeves wey act The Matrix ni??

Its only no make up pictures una go dey show us,why una no dey get liver show us no pant pictures,at least make una give us variety na...

Na you get your rod...use at will...nobody go ask you why...if na Zairah buhari sef na her you wan straff sef dem no born her papa well to say no...

Am giving my dad 80k while my mum will collect 20k...because we all know that 60k out of the 80k with my dad will still end up with my mum...so all in all...it will be my mum with 80k and my dad with 20k...women sha

Omo this topic is meant for me and I mean it for me I say oya make una read...I met my wife early 2015 and we started courting and all that,I met her elder sister when we got started cos I got my wife a brand new tecno h5 then and she was pressed on how she got the phone and I was called to come to verify maybe it was true...let's skip that...fastforward to early 2017 ,my wife was like 5 to 6 months pregnant, and have not met my in laws except that day I saw her elder sister...we were planning our introduction for both families to know each other when I received a call from the lady mentioned above that before the introduction holds I must come to KETU that very day she called me to meet certain family members cos they were angry that their daughter was heavy and they haven't seen me yet... O boy I only had 500 naira with me and based on my calculations, I knew it will take me from Akoka to ketu,to and fro...when I got to the lady's shop at ketu,we talked and discussed about my plans etc for their daughter, thinking that would be all cos the change I have left was 200 or 250 naira that will take me back to akoka,this lady told me that there are certain family members that lives close also and I need to go and meet them also...naso we enter bike and drove to a place called barracks inside ketu...I paid for the bike and my money got exhausted... Who I go tell shey name my Inlaw ni abi who...now read the last part... After I met my remaining in laws it was now time to go around 8pm..they escored me to where I will get a bike to the nearest bus stop at ketu but while they where imploring me to take a bike, because I was not with any money I had to use scope that they should not worry and that I will take a stroll to the bus stop cos I wanted to see the scenery of the area(see lie),when they turned back and we said our good byes ,if you see the Mario speed I used...I had to walk from kosofe in ketu to onipanu I swear..it was at onipanu I had to call a friend that if he doesn't come with a bike that I might die ooo...that was how I got home... I was completely drenched with sweat as if I just finished swimming...what could I have done I can't ask my in laws for transport fare lailai,am not used to entering bus without paying lailai,have never thought of begging people for money on the road cos I was stranded cos I was so well dressed nobody will believe I had no money on me...I guess my only option was to walk from kososfe to onipanu which I did...that was my first experience while meeting my in laws...thank you all

Not taking anything away from people's affection towards Kobe,but Jordan sabi cry ehnnn no be small...not the first time I will be seeing his pix crying and swallowing his tears....RIP BRYANT

Dem born him papa well Who im be wey no go bow... Ordinary Buhari parrot....their God father sef dey bow to Ordinary Ganduje talkless of an Emir....make una know wet in una go dey post ooo...

Shut up there...you for blind im eye Na...

Be a good wife to your husband If you don't want your's to be filed there also....that's my take madam...

All the 3 of them are touts... What can we do Na only God go help us....our votes doesn't count in Lagos,so until then..BABA GOD SHOW US THE WAY.....if you get a lil bit close to this people,you will be alarmed on how they open their mouth and talk nonchalantly...

Na her status wey go improve dey make her cry,cos shan don dey broke gan no be small...and her popularity has elapsed for years... So this will bring her face back to the TV screens(not in movies ooo but in interviews,press conference etc) in cross river..

Guy why you loose guard like this...the Lord is your strength...

Oluwaburna...you staged this...no dey lie...you purposely want mumsy to collect it on your behalf...but in conclusion Burna....reduce the market wey you dey carry....

As if we don't Google their profiles...Bleep you for bringing this to the platform....rubbish...

For you to post this down here guy,you must be an illiterate,and if you are truly educated,then you lack exposure.... Rubbish..

Weird things will always happen messi, because you as the perceived goat has overstayed in Barcelona.....you been the goat and not changing clubs is weird also....so make that change and Barcelona will be a balanced club...you are the cause of the troubles in my own opinion...

I fully understand the majority of the comments coming through... But the thing is in Naija our surnames paves ways for us...have been raided on numerous times by the police,whether SARS or any other force in the country...but when it comes to the time to mention our names...una so called SARS will release me and even give me transport fare to get home...Bleep SARS...

Owanbe politicians and Obas....shey dem swear for una ni? Parte after Parte every week...mad bleeps...

Sophia all this swag no go make David dick long for your OBO...you should be aware that he has moved on from your outdated kitten...Bleep 1 local guy wey no get bah to spite him...help a soul...the money he sends to you and your child for upkeep,spend it on another broke nigga so as to make David madddd....you will be on the spotlight again I swear...thank me later...

Make una dey fool una sef...till the world comes to an end...the status quo from the Almighty about the 2 will still stand...idiotic notion....

See Sharap or serap abi wetin una dey call una sef...who una dey fool....shey una get mouth to ask this our FG questions ni If dem invite una come aso rock for closed door meeting with Buhari now,una go rush go there cos una no say una no go come back empty handed...we no go here anything again...oga make una let us hear word...

What's all this tears for now Nothing wey this yeyebrities no dey post again ooo...cos someone said your daughter is ugly,you wanna supply the whole of naija with borehole water abi...oya continue...I dey find person wey fit cry for me self...cos I bin wound for my leg and the pain wan bring out tears but my eye dry ehn....oya tboss help me cry abeg

Go and receive correct koboko for wherever dem put you if you reach that place for up...nuisance na him you be...

Everyfin is just working out in Liverpool's favour,they are the best club in the world,Europe,England just name it..and they may even get 2 premier league trophies by end of the season...mehn...guy...make I get patience small...cos,eyin oni suru ni oluwa wa...

Go buy am nah David,shey you dey announce before you swag us with your "" my new kid,just added to my garage"

Craze dey their head,na who be virgin...person wey waka gallantly back go house...where blood wey una see for her Toto....

Thunder fire una...both you and buhari.......

I swear this lady is not happy in this relationship but she gat no choice cos Ned is a billionaire....in my opinion she doesn't look happy enough.....I hope am wrong....time will tell sha...

If it was me that posted this Benz...saddist dem for nairaland go talk say EFCC go soon catch me...its too risky too be poor peeps...!!!

...All these celebrities with their stunts for fame sha...do you guys recall when SKIIBII faked bin dead? I swear peeps SKIIBIII was on my street that very day...he was just given a jeep by E- money as at that time...he resides with a friend of his at that time @ABULE -IJESHA close to unilag...that very day he faked been dead...he later came down from the flat he normally comes to meet His friend and met me on the street and pleaded that I should take this pix of him and his friend...and also a comedian named Mc toothbrush...well it is part of the strategy for stardom anyway...