God please save us from karishika

It's quite obvious that she was into ashawo in Libya and some one that started such life at early stage can never change, run for your life bro

I pity her poor husband

jjcena:
It is the normal thing to do. I've been doing it for over 10 years and my health has improved in ways I can't explain here, I learnt it from my dad, I then made a research on it . In some countries they refer to it as water drinking ritual. What you have to do is drink immediately you wake up, try as much as you can to wee wee when you are bathing. Don't ever stop it if you don't have any health issues it's affecting.

Urinate while taking bath?

Please am curious about this because I have practiced early morning water drinking for more than 10yrs like you too but this urinate while bathing I never heard such, although i urinate while bathing if I feel the urge.

Please can you tell me the benefits

Presentday:
It's normal.
My own problem is that if I try this before eating breakfast, my stomach will ache so bad it'll spoil my morning.

It's normal from the start
Continue until it balances with your body system

A lots wicked people in this world, upon all this richies and good economy that China is swimming in they can't let that tiny country Taiwan to b this is wickedness and if China is not careful this is going to put them in real bad shape and setback.

Ọnwụ n'egbu nwa nkịta adịghị na e buru ụzọ kpọchie ya nki

Doradorwa:
If a man expects me to take his word as a prove of love then he must be ready to take mine too as a prove of love..

Me?... Send my nude to a Nigerian man or any man at all gan... God forbid

Na your type de send for urgent 2k sef

GeneralPula:


If you’re not finding virgins amidst slay queens, then you’ll surely find a virgin..

Your best bet is if you have any sister or kid sister, tell her you’re in need of a virgin. A woman can help you get a virgin girl fastly than a man can..

Bro forget this one, women that don't tell their self truth

Hairy armpit

Nairalandian:
Why did he have to put Rihanna's country after Barbados.

Funny enough, a lotta people actually think Rihanna is American.

Barbados is north America so she is

This is very funny for me

Fool
Goat
Wicked Bitch
Devil
Calling her different names will not change anything, it would have been a good thing if you called her those names so that you will never had erection to Bleep her in the first place.

You are calling her name because you're paind because she didn't go ahead to raise the child alone and tomorrow you will crawl out to claim the child at a grown age and just thank the mother and varnish

You're calling for devil because she refused to abort the pregnancy so that you will continue fucking life out her without condom, what if she died trying to abort it by now you would have forgotten her and tested many kpekus

As far as I am concerned she's a very smart girl here, you are the fool here bro not her, maybe you looked down at her that she is not beautiful thinking you will out smart her but you didn't realize that beauty is not brain

You no get money you de Bleep and the worst is that you want to have taste of it all fucking without condom and you have mouth to come here to call somebody daughter different name make we clap for you

Enjoy your single Dada in peace bro.

That number three is very true

Girls that raised by divorced single mother

They grew up hating men or being Nigeria feminists, entirely bitter

Some one that I can barely understand what he is singing
that guy is the worst artist Don jazzy ever produced,

Reason why it is not always a good idea switching ones type of music, many don't end well

bigpicture001:
I and my very broke and hungry roommate plus another guy in the varsity then once hosted three very beautiful girls in our room with our last 2k...we plan to cook soup and buy garri with the money oooo before the girls pre-informed us of there rather impromptu visit.

We changed plan to rather entertain them with the last card as opposed by the third guy amongst us....now the girls decline to eat whatever we tried to offer and that our third friend was happy ,but I continued to press them to at least accept short bread and mineral.they agreed...but took Just one of it each..

while I saw them off from just the door to the corridor ...I noticed a big scuffle inside my room between my room mate and this friend of ours coming from our room...imidiately, I decoded they are rushing for the left overs of the three short bread this girls left unfinished and I will be left out ND hungrier....I abruptly excused myself from them in the corridor and dashed into the room and joined them to huzle for the remaining luxury biscuits.....

To my amazement, this girls followed me back to the house, confused that we may be fighting over something and caught us red handed huzling to eat their left overs.....

U need to see the situation that day...I was very ashamed of myself and hugely embarrassed....

I was laughing like a mad man reading this

Idamond:
las las na blood money all of us dey use daily

That's why you will remain poor, this mentality will limit you won't let you grow

Let her know your concern about her selfish attitude and how you can't continue like that with her and the need for her to adjust, in relationship or marriage to work both party need adjustment in their lives.

Bro you should be wary of a selfish partner because you never know what future holds, what if tomorrow she start earning more than you and you become financially unstable ask yourself can she took over the bills in your home or will seat back watching all of you suffer or even start treating you bad because she is now in charge of your financial needs.

Think

Alliteration:
Pardon my errors

I traveled yesterday from the southwest to attend a wedding in Owerri. I got to onitsha around 12 noon because of the vehicle. I have been directed to take keke to peace park. I took keke from the park, but the keke guy took I and the lady with me to another pack. On getting there, I was still confused because I didn't see the name 'peace' there. The guys there cut the ticket and wrote 2550 to Owerri... As I was trying to tell him No... Some guys came trying to harass the lady... Creating fear by trying to hijack her bag... So, she ran and said we should pay for the vehicle... The guy took us to the vehicle in disguise that he was trying to protect us saying onitsha is now bad... We paid and met some people in the vehicle.

To cut the story short... That same keke and another kept bringing people for them and they harass them that way. Once u enter that park... U can't go out... U will pay for the ticket under duress. We left there past 2pm....It was later I discovered the driver and vehicle was hijacked too... He was given 1k and they took the rest. The keke guys were positioned for it. They collected double money from some women, made them cry and they paid again. They vehicle was going to owerri, they took bayelsa and Portharcourt passengers and collected huge money but will not go with them.

One of those criminals said they can't be reported to the police because police is a syndicate too... In fact, I discovered that all the people we met in the vehicle were part of the team of criminals. The name on the ticket is 'All Roads park'.

I have not had this experience before... Lagos is not as worse as this from my experience. There is a big park beside this people, and nobody is rebuking them from this evil. They extort, hijack and make women weep. It is a terrible business...

How many of us have encountered such?

Help move to FP to inform newbies in that area

Because it's onitsha, that's why you are talking this shit if it where Lagos or any other part of west or north you won't be saying this trash, I'm not in support of criminal no matter where the perpetrator came from but criminalizing Onitsha is as clear as criminalizing IGBOS.
What I have to say is no where is save in Nigeria, because you have not have this kind of experience in Lagos or any other part across Nigeria those not mean onitsha is worst

Laps like a body builder? �

ultiabaz36:
Good day my people, please your advise is needed. I am in my 30s and I came into this relationship this year January. I like and I love this babe so much but she’s always demanding financially despite being a working class and I am only surviving on 45k job here in lagos. I have target and ambition for my life and everything is placed on this my job. So, I have a proportion of my income to be saved for this my ambition but since I met this girl, I never have anything called savings again while I still go on borrowing to satisfy her needs.

The most painful part of it all is that anytime she asks of anything and I’m not capable of what she asked for, she will first block me on Whatsapp and drop a breakup message. I will be the one to call and persuade her and when she feels like to unblock me she will do that.

But now, she’s asking for salah cloth and I don’t have the amount she’s asking for. I told her I don’t have the money for now while I told her that I don’t know what tomorrow will say and as soon as I said this, she dropped the breakup message as usual and block me on WhatsApp.

Please Advise me on what to do as this is getting on my nerves.

I don't want to finish reading this nonsense because I'm angry with you already

All a have to tell you is that you are not ready for your future yet until you leave that girl

Haaa I will never forget this Okada guy that carried me to cross Niger bridge from Onitsha to Asaba axis one faithful morning, I was going to Asaba from Onitsha one early morning and there was a gridlock and people are coming down from their vehicle and are crossing with neither bike nor trekking.

That particular day i don't have enough money to cross with bike and decided to trek because I will still enter bus again to continue my journey after crossing the bridge and I don't have enough cash

So I have not even trekked much and one Okada guy stopped for me and I was trying to tell him that I don't want his service and he told me no worry about money I was a bit reluctant at first until he insisted I climbed he crossed me and stopped for me to enter bus to continue my journey and he left8) someone that I don't know or ever met
I thanked him and was lost in thought throughout the day wondering if we still have people with good heart in this country like him

Up till now any day that I remember this i do wish him will wherever he is, may good God continue to pless his in this life wherever he is 8

Mabella18:
It's not a new thing that whenever a girl is tall, she's told by people not to get married to a tall guy so that they don't birth overly tall children.

I'll take myself for example, I've had several encounters of such. The recent one was yesterday at my workplace, just walked in to get something and what lead to the discussion is what I don't know, I'm about 1.79m tall.....and they were like I shouldn't marry a tall man o, that we'll give birth to children that'll be too tall, that I should marry a short man and I was like what are these people saying ......my partner will either be the same height with me or a bit taller than me, you guys should allow me worry about my children biko.

Have you ever encountered this? Both as a lady/guy, What was your response?

This thing happens to me often even today one guy was yabin me that one shot girl that entered our shop will fit me, I'm a very tall and muscler guy although I find shot endowed girls attractive but can't imagine settling with any

I was just so excited because I contributed in bringing that craw craw app down.

This is what I tweeted on how to flag that app.

Am happy for Nigerian youth because of this

This people think we're fools

Kpekus just wasted

richardwarner:
i met a brillant frndly girl early this yr on a flight to Abj n we got talkin n we became really close n all, as we got to abj she brought d idea that we shud hook up again n i replied in affirmative....No problm. cos she strikes like that kind of a girl i will really like to get close to n probably b frnds with... same week on a saturday i was free from work i called her to meet me up in one of my favourite spot in abj but she turned it down n i got a little bit gross, she could sense it from my voice cos she was d one that had proposed that we hung out, but i wudnt blame her because of d recent happenings n all... she later called bck n asked if could come to her family house n see her which was a bit unsettlin to me too, but i later agreed n drove down to her house after she had given me directive, as an abuja former street boy it wasnt difficult to locate her family house... i got to d gate called her n she came out n asked d gate man to open the gate for me n i drove in parked n alighted from my car we hugged n laughed like we hv known ourselves for ages...we got in i met her mom n younger sis who could pass as her doppleganger, i greeted her mom n kneeled down with my one knee like yoruba's postrate before their kings..mom was no different from her daughters " freespirited, friendly n all, n i could tell she likes me too atleast from my appearance n aura." who does'nt like richie" �frnd around me could tell am nt just a regular naija boy... i get plenty home trainin...
To cut long story short" from inception i hv always bn frnds with female folks waybckfrn my uni days n all... it's a no brainer that wen u get too close to a nigerian girl wit tomuch act of chivalry towards her overtime she will start seein u as her boyfrnd " lover" even if u hv clearly stated u dnt want anything intimate with her but in her head she's already considering you for the post of a boyfrnd�...these i cn attest every nigerian girl is on this table...
like i said i am cuttin this story inother nt to write an espistle.... overtime i became really close to this family...her mom, dad, younger sis n everyone became really fond of me... she started catchin feelings same wit her younger sister n i could feel d tension in d air but i pretended like nothing was happenin because i didnt want to create any kind of bad blood btwn the two sisters... that same week i could smell that stuffs is'nt right anymore i took them clubbin at cubana n later met wit some couple frnds n even introduced them as my sisters n der argued we all laughed n its all passed, later that night we all drove to my place n der spent d night "sorry guys notin happen"� cos mine was closer n it was late...seriously i love this two sisters like my own sisters n i wudnt want to b involved in any relationship wit any cos it might later hurt either of them cos i could see both are already giving me green light...Fastforward to where everything turn sour...Mom called me one sunday afternoon n asked if i am free to come to d house ? n asked if der was an emergency or a problm? she said no, that she wanted to hv a conversation wit me,, i hurriedly drove down to see her n she asked if i would eat sunday rice i said no... Then she started by saying i shud stop playing games n pick a side,i asked how ma? she said that she sees me bn very close to her daughters n she is confused on who i am interested in n i shud man up n make a choose than confusing her daughters lives...omo i was perplexed n shocked to d bone... i could'nt even say anything cos i was confused..... To b continued.

I blame you guy, thank God you know how a Nigerian girl can assume a relationship without an official wooing and you will go ahead even being friend from the young sister and you're hear saying that you don't want any relationship with any of them.

Her mother did the best thing and I can tell you she is a smart woman for her to observe what is going on is only a fool will see that as a mother and not speaking up at the right time.

How can you just came from nowhere and start mess with two sisters and want the mother to keep mute and its obvious the two sisters might be having issues because of you, my advice is that it's neither you take side or leave them alone before they change am for you

franchasng:
Taiwanese owned container vessel block Egypt's Suez canal, leading to loss of revenue to both Egyptian economy and global shippers and vessel operators.


Experts say it will take close to a month to free Ever Given, the giant vessel that is blocking the vital Suez canal as all efforts to use tugboats to pull the vessel fail as well as effort to use excavator to excavate the canal to widen it fails also.






Second Incident, Egyptian train carrying hundreds of people crash just after a day of the Suez canal crises, in which more than 30 passengers were killed and many injured and critical.



A day later being today, a steel bridge in one of Egypt's cities collapsed killing many as efforts are still being made to rescue those trapped under the collapsed steel work.


This got me wondering what is happening to Egypt, could this be natural stuff or supernatural occurrences happening within a space of 3 days or so

If you are a Nigerian then you are so foolish asking those questions, things that happening in Nigeria everyday kiss more people than this

Switchman:
Please I Need Your Candid And Long Term Advise, I Am Presently Depressed And Out

This will be a lengthy one but I promise to summarize it as much as I can.

I met a lady in her late 30s 18months ago through an online friend. I was working in Lagos while she was based and working in Abuja.

We chatted for a while before she volunteered to come to Lagos for a visit over the weekend which doesn't seem a bad idea to me cos I believed seeing in person is better than 1 million pictures.

Due to her age and desperation, we met and she liked what she saw in me and intensive talks began on how I can relocate to Abuja and get better job. I actually haven't been to Abuja so I was excited to take that move with the hope of becoming a better person and getting a better job.

I resigned from my job due to some issues as at that time which could had been managed but so I can have more time to visit and see how things are in Abuja before making my final preparation to relocate. She supports financially during those time while I use my car for ehailing business pending when I will finally relocate.

Covid 19 lock down came and all plans were halted due to restrictions on vehicular movements. Fast forward to November last year I made final plans and I agreed to finally relocate but on the conditions that we will need to get a new apartment cos I don't want to move in with her to her former apartment which was a one room self contain, we got a 1 bedroom apartment and I moved in with her. She owns 90% stake on the expenses incurred but in the spirit of hope for a better job, I will upgrade the apartment to have an equal stake in the home.

It's been 3 months now I have fully relocated and we have been cohabiting but it's been hell for me and I just need help on how to get out of this mess I put myself. No job was forth coming and due to the fact that I am home always, I have been reduced to a house help cos I am the one doing the chores, cleaning the dishes and even my laundry though she pays for her own, so many other insults and atimes it's with exchanges of words before I can take a walk just to acclimatize myself with the terrains of the area.

It's really a bad experience for a man not to have a steady source of income cos in a twinkle of an eye the love will vanish.

I love the lifestyle of Abuja cos it is less stressful than Lagos and I will really like to get a good source of income so I can get my own apartment and be free from the shackles I put myself in the name of love.

I really need help now cos I know my days are numbered and it's a matter of time before she sends me packing cos I really don't have the right to the apartment. Please house, I need your candid advise on what to do and as always constructive criticism is allowed.

Thanks
Switchman

Your were after kpekus now kpekus Don tire you, you now realize the shit you got your self in.

Hugomexis:
I had planned on taking my girl out for New Year celebrations on Jan 3rd.

I had already made arrangements involving the uber we'd take and the fun spots we'd visit on the D-day.

Because of how extravagant I could be with my money,I gave 79k to her to hold as part of the money we'd use for flexing.

On the said date we were to go out,I called her after I came back from church that she should start preparing so we could leave on time and visit as many places as possible.

This girl told me she had chores she was doing,that I should exercise patience.I waited for over two hours then called her.She told me she was still doing chores.

I was pissed and I lashed out to her that she knew we'd be going out today.Why didn't she do them earlier?Me that is taking her out,don't I have my projects to execute?

She started ranting and told me she's not going again then ended the call.This girl came down to my estate to return the money I gave her and left.My guy who was with me was shocked and beckoning on her to come back and straighten issues out yet she was adamant.

Imagine the stupid girl came down to my estate,knocked on my door to return my money.

'Chaii,Hugomexis you don suffer',I thought to myself.Na because I dey regularly spoil this girl with clothes,jewelleries and shoes cause all these things.

The thing with me is that whenever anyone returns my money in that fashion.I don't spend it.I give it out to people.

I gave my guy 15k out of it then later in the evening,I went to visit one woman who attends my catholic church (St.Leo's Ikeja).

This woman had seen me in the morning in church and begged me to do new year for her.I promised her that I would visit her.

I went to her place,gave her 20k for her and her kids.I also gave money to some of her neighbours who were around then I took to rest to donate to St.Vincent De Paul.

The next day,my girl called me to apologise but I didn't take her calls.She sents series of texts on whatsapp and sms but I ignored then later blocked her.

She came so many times to my place to apologise but I paid her no attention.

I sent her to the streets where she belongs.I'm an Alpha male who's spoilt for choice.

I kind of men, we don't take shit.

But bro my opinion you can, take her back but this time stop spoiling her let her do the spoiling neither monetarily or by attitude, use this as to humble her but if she try this shit again bro japa

Angelacruz:
I just broke up with my boyfriend of 2yrs. He cheated on me with another babe. It's hard to move on. I wrote this with a bleeding heart.

Why do some men like cheating? I was never a liability to him nor a bad girl. Y would he treat me like this? Am going insane.

What should i do nairalanders?

Me too am confused as hell

You made a decision and started asking a question Sametime

IamSoProlific:
Hello beloveths, please I will be very brief and straight to the point on this one.

There's this girl I started dating around August 30th last year, it was a distance relationship, we got along so well on phone, she appeared different, smart, brilliant, industrious and what have you when it comes to what a virtuous woman and one that knows what she wants at that. I totally thought she was the one for me, little did I know she's just the regular average girl hovering around pretentiously looking for whom to leech on.

Fast forward July this year, she relocated to my place with the hope of staying with me, I did it on purpose so I can watch her closely and we can plan on settling down because I planned on concluding the marital necessities with her by December.


When she came to stay with me, I noticed she was just the opposite of all she claimed to be while we spoke on phone, she played me, she gets Violently angered at every provocation and ready to fight, she just sleeps, eat, watch Tv and spend all her life on social media (Instagram,Facebook and WhatsApp), she has absolutely nothing to offer- not in any way to my life. I've already called the marriage quit in my head. She has anger issues, always feel attacked and ready for a fight....I have tried to change her, even took her to a therapist, but all to no avail, settling down with her would definitely end in doom.

Long story short, inasmuch as not to waste each other' s time, please house, how do I make her leave my house, I'm currently staying in Lagos, she came from Asaba to come live with me and this is her first time in Lagos, and she's not ready to leave, to her she's already my wife and not ready to go anywhere, I've tried to talk about her leaving, but she literally refused saying she can't just go back and that she gave up a lot to come stay with me( I really wonder what she gave up) I've stopped touching her long ago.

Moreso, the girl in question is dangerous, revengeful and very tricky (claiming to be smart), she once told me she's trying to figure out how to hurt her ex because he double dated, which made her to leave.

The case now made me understand sense needs to be applied so well while dealing with her. She always say she can never allow me to leave her, not while she's alive...

House please help me in the best strategy to make her leave my house without any violence or bad energy before the end of next month, I just can't contain her any more....

Haaaaaa bro na one of this babe wey full asaba life Don tire you go carry ooo, Chai you don buy market bro those girls are ready to die if they get hold of a man ooo

Kam bunye gị uche nwanne

After giving you this code thank me latter.

Plan with your guy just someone who can do a coded job, to come and serve you a quit notice letter as a lawyer on ground that the owner of the building want to renovate it or has been sold, that you should vacate the house in a month time but you are going to be refunded. The tell her to go back to Asaba first or someone in Lagos as you are going to squat with one of your guy until you find another place to live with her again and even if she doesn't want to leave immediately pick some of your things and leave and arrange other of your properties in a way that its ready to pack out.

And start looking for another house because you can't live there again even if she go out she will definitely come back for you or migh start hurting to hurt you

but before you do this restart your affection with her start fucking her every day but with condoms before you enter finally, start telling her sweet words and rekindle her with love if it's possible apologize to her she that you misbehaved in the past but now you realize she's the best for you and you will like her to be your life partner.

So after showing her love like 2 to 3 weeks you can know come up with the main plan so that she will not suspect that you are just trying to throw her away

She is just want frustrate the guy maybe thinking he is a scammer, I have done this to many fraudsters online

padi94:
Na man you be... why b say na poor people dey get konji pass

Na 4 ghetto you go hear say 69 yr old man rape 15 yr old girl. Just thinking out loud

Not so bro, the fact is that poor man no get secret every thing he do go spread for street because no money to play smart, rich man go take money turn his to smooth deal.

Rich man go see a small girl for street he will use his money and influence to get her digit promise her iPhone and invite her to come and take the phone in ahotel room, but poor man in leave in a face me i face you house will see neighbors daughter and one day wait until everyone is out and target her when she will come out of bathroom and dive her when she enter room then she will shout and casala go burst.

Ctorch:
Dr. John Emeka Akude made history yesterday as the FIRST BLACK man to be elected member of Cologne’s City Council in Germany.

He is a Political scientist and from Abatete in Anambra State.
Herzlichen Glückwunsch! Dr.

Credit: @AfamDeluxo



https://www.theafricancourier.de/europe/african-history-first-member-colognes-city/

Point of correction
He is Igbo man not a Nigerian

Igbo first

Coder2Client:
But why do you celebrate this? Israel does not care about Christians as they don't share the same belief as Christ being the messiah as Christians do.

Ewu: who is talking about religion here or Israel caring for Christians are they using your brain in building the Niger bridge?

kingemaker:
Good morning my NL people.

I usually don't do this but I've been forced to create this thread because my friend (a lady) needs my advice on the subject.

She met this cool dude about two years ago, they started dating after 2 months or thereabouts and everything has been fine with them.

Dude has a good career and she's also doing very well for herself. A couple of days back, she ran into some of his documents and realized that she is 5 years older than him she confirmed this via a photocopy of his international passport, WAEC certificate and Jamb documents; his DOB was consistent in all.

I advised her to confront him, at least to hear his own part of the story (because I'm aware so many Nigerians tend to reduce their "official" ages). But she insisted that that wasn't the case because she remembered when her boyfriend's elder brother in the US once celebrated his birthday with a cake with "**** at 29" inscription. She saw the photos on IG late last year and she was confused but decided to shrug it off thinking it could be a mistake.

As of this moment, she feels the dude must be hiding some other things from her, she's so broken right now.

I'll be expecting your input guys.

I don't mind if you help push this to the promised land.

Thanks

Sister tell us the truth is that you?