Kuginzi:

Obiajulum my bloda, take it easy

Toh my broda d drama wey de unfold these days for naija ehn one day we go wake up see say fish de waka for road anyhow

ChoCho54:
Southerners keep relocating abroad while fulani keeps relocating down south to occupy.

Occupy where? In the north are there not southerners?

Ajixegun:


Download an Opay App and signup. After that, click on Oride, enter your starting point(Nigeria) and your destination (the USA), press order a ride, gbam! the estimated amount will pop up. Loba tan

I'm on it sharp sharp

saintol:
It should not be more than #10 on Friday. Use Opay... hahahaha

I wish it were that easy

k2money:


I know trust me I'm talking from experience.
Mix weed with ref and tramadol, you will be in USA in 10 minutes. No need to thank me.

Hahahaha haba guy take am easy na

Eteka1:
A wolverine is a very bold animal, I doesn't run away.

Omo wen even it's kind is behaving strangely then it has to run oooo

Please how much is bike from Nigeria to USA and the shortest route?

All that for 3.5million Haba re they that daft not to know they the security will b d first suspect.... nonsense

Treasure17:
A roll of Rothmans and Benson with matches for the youths. Are they trying to encourage smoking or what? Very weird demand.

My brother bo b joke o when we followed a friend to marry in uyo local govt the guy bought Rothmans the youth rejected it that it must be benson no b small thing o that day and the father n couldn't stop them

Deepfeel:

Tonto dike wrote this not bobrisky

Probably cos I had to read it again

meum:
I doubt "Bobby" wrote that. We know his write up anytime, anyday.

It seems he has gotten a manager or so cos the write up is well presented n written

victorava:
Hello Nairalanders

Two weeks back, my friend was apprehended by DSS officers from his residence in Lagos state and we have not heard from him.

I was driving out with him, immediately they saw us, they surrounded us and started asking questions. We now discovered that it was my friend that they were looking for. They collected his phones and followed him to his room to change his clothes. When I asked them what his offense was, they told me that they would like to ask him one or two questions.

They told me to meet them at their office and when I got there, I was not allowed access to their office. The officer at the gate told me that there was no such arrest. It was on Friday. I went there on Monday together with his wife and brother which was the following week, we were still denied access. They officer at the gate told us that if he's truly here that nothing will happen to him. He told us that anyone who is apprehended is not allowed to see anybody until after investigation.

We paid a Lawyer to go there the following day and the Lawyer eventually gained access, he was told that my friend was taken to Abuja the following day they arrested him.

We contacted a Lawyer in Abuja to go there and he was not allowed to see my friend. They told him to submit an application that they would get back to him. After few days, they did not contact him. He decided to go there this week and was denied access.

My friend has a wife and two kids, the wife has not been herself since this incident happened. She's been traumatized. She just wants to be sure if her husband is truly there.

Please Nairalander, I need your advice on the necessary steps I should take to be able to see my friend. Sorry for the long write up.

Admin please help me move this to front page, it is very urgent.

Did ur friend apply for DSS

The secrets some people died with ehn...... especially relating to money and land. Some people may have land somewhere buh dont know because their parents or father kept it to himself

Please my sister make sure u resolve this issue before u think of saying I do atleast d traditional part. ur uncle can walk u down the aisle for the church wedding but traditionally it's not his place to collect bride price when u have a father... it may b unpalatable buh seek out ur father and give him d honour so as to fulfil all righteousness then after the traditional u may not even invite him for the white wedding if u like. Buh let ur maternal pple also participate during the traditional atleast an aunt can stand as ur mother cos they have their tole to perform.

dikeke:
You know her. Very horrible. She got roles because of her beauty.

Hahaha I was more interested in her beauty than her acting.... ahhh she was really a beauty to behold.......... she still is i suppose

Network seized this evening I just hope it's not because of this

Bad market for those post office pple that can be very slow.... I remember when I wanted to submit ican form and I had to stamp at the post office in karu Abuja before they answered me they finished gisting and then said no change... choi no b small vex

Plead:


Women who don’t have a tangible source of income shouldn’t be getting married! They won’t hear ... let them continue rushing into marriage without money/job

97% of women who stay in abusive (physical or emotional ) marriages are staying because they lack funds to get their lives all together again if they leave . They depend on their husbands for survival and as such can’t leave irrespective of the treatment being meted to them . Such a shame

My bro it can happen to any lady o whether they work or not... infact some men feel intimidated by their wife's jobs or work and find any small reason to oppress her by making her feel inadequate and if they leave the marriage they fear what society will think.. it's really a sympathetic situation I hope she finds her foot

Peng12345:
I thought this guy is in ikoyi prison

I wonder how sane pple see dis guy as a celebrity and some even follow him... ikoyi is too good for him

Please when is the deadline for February exam and how can I go about it in Abuja

pocohantas:
Prior to this whole LAND border closure issue, I never knew I have been consuming local rice.

Never encountered stones in them, neither were they soggy... Lil wonder they can easily rebag them and pass them off as the much celebrated FOREIGN rice. They are that good!

So, I will say Mama Gold, Mama's Pride and Stallion. That is also what they always gave us during festive periods at my former place of work. Now I know they were buying Naija.

Please lets patronise our own.

So mama's gold is Nigerian rice ?? I honestly didn't know

gift01:
Nigerian Rice currently sold the market. Wanted to join the bandwagon of buy locally made food stuff. The rice dey melt under but the top never soft. Na so I dey change pot until e turn porridge

Omo wetin wan Nigerian rice do me ehn tomato abi wetin e go turn two yet half of the rice neva done

Are u serious or seriously? Noo I'm playing

SirGentle2:


Thanks, I just downloaded it now.. But, Tunde isn't among

For now I thinks it's just shift and zeal

chukzyfcbb:

I am Downloading all right away!

I just downloaded them now especially runaway it sends shivers down my spine cos it brings back bittersweet memories my mum loved the song before she died

SirGentle2:
Styl plus take d lead...

Pls, style plus, if u are on nairaland, and u can see my comment, come back together and do one more song together... I really miss you guyz

I think they did a song last year or so aso ibora nice song I really miss them

Lucky you and thank God ur mum chose u over the boyfriend

Good actress.... believe those tears at ur own peril. More like tears of joy

"As we continue to learn and grow" is dat d latest one now? Hahahahaha abeg make I post my own account na I want to learn n grow too

The dream of most parents..... all boys for that matter choi the man really try more life to y sir..... if only ur wife was alive to share the joy with u

Some of the pple with planks and fuel r choir members or ushers or church workers in their various churches or may b calling prayers in d mosque. I wonder what they will tell God when de go back to church or mosque. That father God I have killed somebody today I hope u r pleased? The penalty for jungle justice should b severe so that pple wont keep doing it

Your mates are in d university and u r still home this coming from my brothers made me share tears n wished our parents were alive...... that year I got into ABU n today we r cool buh then it was painful because I stayed like 3 years before getting admission