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Pained stooge spotted

JAMO84:
Give a mouse cookies and it would ask for a cup of milk.

Because they manage to win tiny state like Edo, they think they have started a revolution.

Lagos no be Edo



I AM DONE TALKING

Association of SIMPS.! There is no honour in simping. The girls these days aren't worth it.

From Aduwawa in Benin I'll make a comment on nairaland regarding my own state elections, a coward from Mushin in Lagos will counter my comment with gibberish he knows nothing about.

Just like Victor Ikpeba was honoured as the prince of Monaco

Hahahahahahahaa they are lamenting already. The cowards from the west are not liking the results they are seeing. Their god the drug baron brought in enough money to buy votes, but no results to show for it...

Yet, someone will kill a monkey and eat. Bro you just ate a human being!

This is the most realistic and hilarious comment I've seen in a long time

Guyman02:
One strategy that we have noticed under this administration is for them to burn down INEC offices and card reader storage, then everything will be done manually, the security agents and thugs in fake military uniforms will drive round polling stations shooting and scaring away voters and snatching ballot boxes, then a University Professor will be appointed to announce fake results.

The loser who was rigged out will be told by the Godless winner that Power belongs to God and he gives it to whoever he wishes and he should accept the results as the 'will' of the people.

He is then advised to proceed to court which will take several months after which 7 judges will give a verdict that makes no sense to any reasonable person based on technicalities, if Justice Tanko Idris is presiding the judgement will be in favour of APC, if Justice Mary Odili is presiding the judgement will be in favour of PDP.

Then the activists will go back to holding seminars on implementing electoral reforms and on your way to work in the vehicle radio you will hear Nigerians ranting and lamenting about how the price of garri and local rice has increased and how the election was rigged in their area which makes no sense to Buhari.

Then you open Nairaland to check the outcome of the election and all you will see are comments like anyone that IPOB support loses election, Igbos should leave Lagos for Omoluabi, damn Niggar Issoright, Edo no be Lagos, Shame to Ambode, Tinubu should go back to Iragbiji, from all of us at MANNABBQGRILL, Nnamdi Kanu said it, Afonja led him to failure, Mynd55 rule 2, Local Man is tired, wetin Musa no go see for gate, Musa moves his gate to another location, zombies come and see, wailers, Righteousness99 according to John 3:24, the loser should repent and seek the face of the Lord before the rapture

Must you people travel abroad?

Yoruba muslims can never see anything wrong with buhari

malele:
Brain reset is good for the soul, e remain yorouba Muslims

Its hypocrisy for you of all people to talk about hypocrisy. [quote author= post=93732239]No country sabi do Aproko and Hypocrisy pass Nigerians sha,

See as those market people dey shout,

'Eeeyah, Aunty Marry Now,
Please go back and Marry'!
It's good for you to marry o!

And you hear the same people laughing like cats and snails underground!!!

Hypocrites of the highest order,
They abound so much in this nation.[/quote]

How can you eat a rat?

Very funny! Can't you guys see the pattern? When the politicians want DSTV to come and "settle" or when they are dissatisfied with current "settlement" and need more, they will first threaten with a senate or house resolution or a ministerial directive warning DSTV...if the obstinacy continues, you will start hearing of "TSTV" again from nowhere. Then when they finally "settle", everything dies down again, till the next cycle.

If only they will hear

No, it hasn't

On a serious note people should stop killing and eating snakes, lizards, monkeys and other wild animals. What is so difficult in sticking to traditional edible livestock?

There are computer apps for these things. Everyone is just claiming they drew things. Na lie joor!

Madridguy said he is "a Aussie". Nothing person no go see for nairaland .
Thanks to those who have promptly corrected him on the difference between Australia and Austria...but like all dense buharists, I doubt he will learn. He may even start saying 16years of PDP changed Austria to Australia.

I'm a muslim and I will defend him. You are not Allah that determines who has faith or not. Allah hasn't abrogated that responsibility to you. Bunch of delusional hypocrites. The muslim leaders stealing, killing, looting, kidnapping, your you've not said they renounced their faith, you've not called for their death sentences.

As usual, the names and identity of the officials will be protected, cos they are sacred. The media is the major problem we have in this country

Oga, I'm a marriage registrar at Sangotedo marriage registry, Etiosa LCDA. We counsel young people about this issue all the time. Stop being ignorant and learn.

Emyogalanya:
go to court and marry so easily lets see

You're the most ignorant person on this earth for saying the court asks for parental consent. Some people will just come online and be spewing rubbish

Emyogalanya:
Carry your ignorance go your own villa not here this is igboland. Even in the common law parental consent is needed plus witnesses. Just try carry one girl enter court and tell them you want to marry her and see if they will wed you at once

If only they knew they don't need their parents consent to get married. The decision to get married solely reside with the two individuals not parents, not relatives, not religious leaders.

After multiple shootings and a standoff that lasted 40mins, police still took great care to capture him alive... If it was an unarmed black man, they would have wasted him sharp sharp

Talking from both sides of the mouth. Hypocrite[quote author= post=93555771][s]In as much as she is making so much sense with these words,
The main thing we are against is the timing of the increment,
It shouldn't be at the time of this pandemic at all.

But do we trust our darling Daddy that this subsidy money is safe with him rather than the one that told all Sane Nigerians to their faces that STEALING IS NOT CORRUPTION.
The one that his Minister of Petroleum looted BILLIONS of dollars and ran away from Nigeria since 2015, when PMB became President.
Same frog-eyed thief that some of her jewelries,
wrist watches, ear rings, gold and diamond chains seized from her are all worth a staggering 40000000(0) million dollars
(Children of hate, count how many zeros we have there and tell sane and honest Nigerians how any they are!)
She stole all those BILLIONS without fuel subsidy removal, just one opolo eye woman, imagine the trillions these thieves looted collectively, especially if they were allowed to remove the subsidy back then!
Oh Yeaaaaa, we trust our darling Daddy to safe guard our money than the previous criminals!!

But right now, We and all sane, hardworking and honest Nigerians SAY NO TO FUEL PRICE INCREMENT.


For emphasis sake,

This is not the time to increase fuel price in our darling nation at all.

Not with all that is going on around the world, pandemic et al,
When people are finding it difficult to survive.

This is the same reason we voted out the party of thieves and criminals.

This is not the change we voted for.

The same way we sane, honest and hardworking Nigerians praised this government when they reduced fuel price sometimes ago, we should make sure we put our voice together to castigate and talk against this.

That is the voice the government will listen to,
Not the voice of children of hate, frustration and perdition that have never seen any good thing in our country,
That all they do is to wail continously in life.
They even wailed when the price was reduced.
They have been wailing since PMB won the election, even before swearing in!
They are not wailing for the common man like sane and honest people are doing, but they are wailing in pain that the corrupt money being shared to them by the losers they support is not forthcoming anymore.
They have been so used to corruption, they see it as a way of life.
That is what we stand against.

Sane, honest and hardworking Nigerians,
Let us come together to Say no to this fuel increase, definitely not at this time and ignore enemies of the country that want the evil politicians they voted for to remain in power together.

This is not the change we voted for.
Something must be done about this NOW!
God bless Nigeria.

We Rise[/quote][/s]

I can't believe what I just read! So, for you, the age at which a player starts playing for the national team is your sole determinant of ability? OK, you asked which good player broke late into his national team: Didier Drogba, he made his debut for the Ivory Coast at 28, and that was only after coming to the limelight with Chelsea.
Jamie Vardy made his debut to the England squad at 29, only after coming into spotlight with Leicester. Last season he still finished as the League's overall top scorer, yet they still play Rashford ahead of him in England, why? Cos simply Man U is more hyped than Leicester.
That's why I said you don't know the technicalities and politics behind football. A young lad at the academy of a top team can break into the first team, from there it becomes easier to select him for national team duties cos he is always in the spotlight, another equally good young lad may be plying his trade at a middle table team and not get the attention.

UCMax1:
A hot prospect that couldn't make it to his national team is a shit.....best players break into any team they go no matter their age, Just like rooney,rashford,pogba,mbappe,messi,ronaldo etc broke into their national team before 19yrs of age. someone who would soon be 25yrs but couldn't get a call-up to his national team is a shit,can you mention any top notch who couldn't break into their national team at 25yrs of age? Note: learn what age-shaming comment means before applying it in a statement

Grealish is one of the best players any top club can sign.
Your age-shaming comment shows you either don't watch football or you just watch but don't know anything about the game.

UCMax1:
Thank God they signed my lovely talented donny and not that overpriced grealish that couldn't get a national team call-up that his grandsons (greenwood and foden) made at a very young age without breaking a sweat! Every club wants to make a fortune from man utd during transfers,mtcheew!!! they should endeavor to get a good partner for maguire and an outstanding RW.....Glory Glory Manchester United!!!!

K

This is called Penis Captivus - simply a situation where the vagina muscles contract thereby holding the penis in a vice-like grip, making the penis further engorged, it is involuntary. The penis gets released when those clamping muscles relax. They should be taken to the hospital instead of this nonsense spectacle.
Africa and backwardness, Magun ko, Ibrahim Magu ni.

"He adjusts the president's seat"... What kind of work is that Africans and backwardness