₦airaland Forum

NOC1:
Can person wey beg fill a car tank? 145 × 80= 11,600.
Hope you learnt something today, if you by any means use a vehicle owned by a female, courtesy demand you fill up the thank. #gentleman.

Honestly, I think that should be the direction to go. My interest is in the lesson learnt. If I by any means use a vehicle owned by a female, courtesy demand that I fill up the tank. Good stuff.

BluntBoy:
Oh, please, shut the fvck up!

I don't know why many of you village idiots feel that being active in the Politics section makes you smart.

We all know that the Politics section breeds the most illiterates on Nairaland because it is where you are very much likely to meet unnecessarily abusive and excruciatingly stupid tribal bigots whose modus operandi is to avoid intellectual discourse.

I asked simple questions. Your puerile response is an evidence of how low the Politics section has got.

You aptly captured our situation here in the Politics section. It's such a pitiable cesspit, filled with bigoted foul mouthed lie peddling deviants, completely bereft of astute cerebral content.

When you desire sound intellectual engagement, it is a risk to come around here.

I wish I could fit into the so said Romance section.

Corrinthians:
Today na Sunday. Make I "behave" myself small.

I'd let this one slide.

Hahahahahaha

If I understand the dispute, two or more adults are over themselves on some outcome of a bazaar of unprotected sex with multiple partners??

Bee of flesh!

I thought Kemi said there was no pregnancy? Now she agrees Linda is a baby mama for S. Jeremi?

Bizmagnet:
The guy village won use hin destiny do new year party.

Honestly. The elders gathered against him without him knowing. He must be feeling terrible.

That's also why people should be courteous with their words no matter what circumstance. If he had used civil words to make his point, it won't be too bad for him and Guiness.

dedonfranco:
Are u sure Nnamdi Kanu is not mad?

In all honest concern, I have always strongly believed he needed psychiatric care. This is no joke at all. When I hear close friends and family members quote him, I also begin to get worried about their mental capacity.

He is even the sitting President of Niger Republic.

[quote author=dukie25 post=73401622]Willie Obiano or Ikpeazu.]

From all sides, it is Willie

Ndi Obosi.

Hehehe...so close to God?

somto10:
Believe a pained woman at your peril...

Hell has no fury more than a woman scorned.

numbered:
Convince my fellow passengers to subdue one pilot,and then beg the other one to please fly the plane.

Smart.

Such a sad moment it was to know Roman was down with Leukeamia.

OkaNaUbe:
Political trial.


On a lighter note, add false "I am in pains" pretense.

Hahaha "I am in severe pains"

future001:
Oga, this is probably oatmeal or cornflakes but definitely not garri. Don’t let poverty destroy ur sense of judgement.

I wonder how that looked like garri to him. Poverty could do a hell of damage to the human perception more than it can actually do to the belly.

I thought Justice Innocent Umezulike is dead and was buried last month. Why not honour the dead at least and yank his name off the list.

A deadman can't travel again nah, abi?

I am not sure why you exonerated your husband quickly, but if you were a seasoned detective he would be the first to be quizzed regardless of how he responded concernedly.

I have a client whose husband sold their family car and when the car was been looked for, he led the search party for the "stolen car". It was until the motor mechanic who helped him sell the car confided in the wife's father.

If you were sure where you kept them and that it got lost in those two weeks, then the next question would be who came around within that time. If not him alone, did anyother woman(especially since only yours was lost) or even man access the house? Did he bring in a "strange woman"?

In investigation you must be objective. Dont say he doesn't do such things. You are not in him. When you exonerate in investigation, you miss an "unusual suspect".

I guess maybe he did either by himself or otherwise someone, especially a female accessed the house whilst you were away those two weeks.

Caseless:
Lol! Didn't hear that.
They spoke in igbo , I guess.

He even said what is quoted below. That goes to show ibeto is his boss in their cult.

The Governor first alluded they have agreed and decided to come to the Oracle to ratify it. And Ifeanyi Ubah agreed it has already been discussed in their Lodge.

Mopolchi:
Which lodge?

Haha na me you dey ask, how I want tek know?

Caseless:
ibeto as Oracle? These men are cultists.

Didnt you hear Ifeanyi Ubah say it has been discussed "in their Lodge".

Which "Lodge" was Ifeanyi Ubah talking about?

Smart guy.

27Billion? E small nah. Shebi Davido get 30 Billion for the account.

Prof Osinbajo is charismatically detailed. He wore a pin up microphone to the market. Just too ready for every occasion.

Nigeria doesnt thrive on passion, interest and competence. Anyone could be anywhere once you are in the circle. There is no way it wont show when a man without interest is where he should not be.

He went to UNGA, does such discussions holding there of interest to him? Obviously not, the reason why he slept off, yawning and fiddling with his cellphone.

Nigeria doesnt thrive on passion, interest and competence. Anyone could be anywhere once you are in the circle. There is no way it wont show when a man without interest is where he should not be.

He went to UNGA, do such discussions holding there of interest to him? Obviously not, the reason why he slept off, yawning and fiddling with his cellphone.

LagosWharf:
Law of travelling number 1: Only a person who is vigilant should seat in front with a commercial driver. You can't fight to seat in front just for you to sleep off. Your first job is to watch the driver. Nuff said

Be blessed. I no dey know why person go hussle for front seat only to sleep off before the bus hit the road. And he would snoring and rotating his head like a ceiling fan. That alone is enough to cause the driver to sleep of too. You no say sleep dey dey transferable.

Ike Ekweremadu is a Grand Commander of Nigeria(GCON) Nope, must be an error or I missed the occasion?