₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: RegisterLoginWith GoogleTrendingRecentNew

Stats: 3,331,335 members, 8,449,817 topics. Date: Wednesday, 22 July 2026 at 11:20 AM

Toggle theme

Yahoodetector's Posts

Nairaland ForumYahoodetector's ProfileYahoodetector's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 (of 49 pages)

Foreign AffairsRe: Tafari Campbell: Body Of Barack Obama's Missing Personal Chef Found In A Pond by yahoodetector: 11:48am On Jul 25, 2023
That guy done see something wey he no suppose see or hear wetin he no suppose hear and they off am.
RomanceRe: Top 10 Reasons Why You Should Date Uk-based Nigerian Women by yahoodetector: 7:33am On Jul 25, 2023
Creamypie:
How much them pay u to write this shit?I no wan vomit this afternoon.
I swear. I felt repulsed and disgusted reading all that. It felt like reading an article that says "10 reasons why you should eat faeces"

Tueh!!
SportsRe: Ahmed Musa Crashes Petrol Pump Price To ₦‎580/Litre In Kano by yahoodetector: 7:06am On Jul 25, 2023
Almiron:
I guess Tinubu don finance your guguru business.
I hope you’re getting paid wella, hope say you no dey do this for free, cos that will be insane. As politicians no send anyone’s papa. If you’re getting money stack the bag wella, and also save for rainy days. Good luck
Bros...you sabi dig o. grin grin grin
TravelRe: Residents Stranded As Heavy Downpour Cuts Off Olodo Bridge In Ibadan, Oyo State by yahoodetector: 8:15am On Jul 24, 2023
See the village of some SW Nairalanders who call the South East Erosion Zone. grin grin

No this can't be true! This is a village in Awka. Ibadan is like Dubai...there is nothing like erosion in Ibadan only beautiful waterfalls and spring valleys that attract tourists from all over the world.

This story is sponsored by IPOB. 🤣🤣
TV/MoviesRe: Kiddwaya Offers Cee-C N120 Million To Leave The Big Brother All Stars House by yahoodetector: 5:55am On Jul 24, 2023
Nelson7474:
Kiddwaya offers Cee-C N120million to leave the Big Brother Naija #BBNaijaAllStars House.

Big Brother Naija All Stars housemate, Terseer Kiddwaya popularly known as Kiddwaya has offered to give his fellow housemate, Cee-C, the sum of N120 million if she leaves the house. Cee-C is the first housemate to be introduced in the All-Star edition of the reality show followed by Kiddwaya.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7FWcCYguGg
Nonsense
PoliticsRe: Governor Obaseki's Convoy Trapped In A Flooded Road In Edo State (Pictures) by yahoodetector: 5:54am On Jul 24, 2023
Was the ranting ugly fool called O-shame-hole not the former governor of Edo state? Why didn't he fix the road?
PoliticsRe: Tinubu, APC Plotting To Threaten Election Tribunal Judges With Arrest – Atiku by yahoodetector: 11:15am On Jul 23, 2023
Taylor90:
I want to APC supporters a simple question


Why is your principal so scared and conscious of an election he won free and fair?

Just answer me this
Can you ask cows why they defecate along the road while being herded and expect an answer?
Christianity EtcRe: The Lover Boy Who Was Having Sex With The Wrong Lover by yahoodetector: 11:05am On Jul 23, 2023
Trash!
FamilyRe: Things They Will Not Tell You About Marriage.. by yahoodetector: 9:54am On Jul 23, 2023
Marriage is a huge scam
FamilyRe: OPC Member & NURTW Official Fight Over Paternity Of 11-Year-Old Girl by yahoodetector: 8:59am On Jul 23, 2023
BadMaster:
Igbo women are the most promiscuous in the whole world
Fatimoh Oloyede the woman in the story is Yoruba and she is displaying typical Yoruba culture.

Deal with it! grin grin
FamilyRe: OPC Member & NURTW Official Fight Over Paternity Of 11-Year-Old Girl by yahoodetector: 8:51am On Jul 23, 2023
toysodja:
Had a one night stand with this Cross River girl back home in Cameroon in 2006. After some years she claims i'm the father to her daughter. I start taking care of the child including schooling from primary 3 till date. Fast forward until 6 months ago i tried bringing my supposed daughter over to the US by filing for her since i'm a US citizen. USCIS demanded me and my daughter take a DNA test. Spent lots of money especially as she was back home and the test had to go through the US embassy. The results came in. She was 0% biologically related to me! My world crumbled. I felt used and all that. Went back home in May 2023 to confront the mom. she had nothing to say about my daughter's biological father. She herself is still confused till date. I've made a promise to myself to still help the child to achieve her dreams no matter what. my daughter doesnt know what has happened yet. i'm so afraid this might affect her psychologically coz i'm all she has ever known. I'm in to mental health so i know whats up. She'll be taking the GCE Advanced Level Certification next year. I might possibly have to adopt her too coz shes very promising academically. Its always good to do a DNA these days especially where theres doubt! I used to see it only on naija movies till it happened to me...
I don't understand...DNA test says she isn't biologically your child and you still dey call am your daughter!

Your confusion is confusing you! undecided
FamilyRe: OPC Member & NURTW Official Fight Over Paternity Of 11-Year-Old Girl by yahoodetector: 8:48am On Jul 23, 2023
I know it must be from the Wastern part of Nigeria.

See how the hoelosho woman carry them dey catch cruise saying both of them are not the father of the girl.

I don't even know why they are fighting for the girl is not as if they can't even take care of her.

That's how so many members of nairaland who come here to talk nonsense against igbos don't have fathers. The men that they call father is not actually their father but only their mothers know this. grin grin
CrimeRe: Baba Ijesha Marks One Year In Prison, 15 More To Go by yahoodetector: 8:52am On Jul 22, 2023
I thought they said Nigerian prison system is half day? undecided
SportsRe: PSG Signs Nigerian Defender Nicole Payne. by yahoodetector: 11:16am On Jul 21, 2023
I hope they tested her for doping like Amusan grin grin
CrimeRe: Underage Girls Forced Into Prostitution Rescued From Akwa Ibom Hotel (pic) by yahoodetector: 1:03am On Jul 21, 2023
Candidlady:
😡





🗑️


People like you are why this world is cursed..

Cursed gender..
Evil fruitless things


Pervs
The statement revealed that the rescued girl was taken from her parents to work at the hotel as a sales attendant in the Bar/Restaurant section and was dutifully carrying out her roles until she was mandated by Madam Imaobong, wife of the hotel operator to sleep with a man against her wish.
What do you have to say about the bolded Madam Candida-lady? Hypocrite!!
TravelRe: Kazakhstan Has Banned Nigerians Over Rape & Bank Robbery - Dara Ikenna Nzimora by yahoodetector:
Creamcrest:
It must be the handiwork of our fake Jews brothers.

Na so dem dey do in every asian countries of the world.
Says an agbado omoluabeast called Creamcrest whose brothers are know to carry the title of teenage rape and incest in UK and here in Nigeria. cheesy cheesy

PoliticsRe: Tinubu To PEPT: Nullifying The Election Over 25% FCT Could Cause Anarchy, Chaos by yahoodetector: 12:35am On Jul 17, 2023
Gossiphub:
June 12 that was even a legitimate process/winner was annulled and nothing happened.
Something happened... Abacha died.
FamilyRe: My 17 Year Old Niece Is Addicted To Porn - Should I Intervene by yahoodetector: 2:23am On Jul 14, 2023
questioner:
If it is a guy, I wouldn't bother much cos I know too well that lots of young boys go thru this phase but even though I know it exists but this is the first time I am seeing a girl in this situation - if it portends the beginning of trouble, I will just advice that she should be returned to stay with her dad
See you! You don't know that ladies are more addicted to and view porn more than guys?

Forget about all these pretenders like Siofra, Candidlady, Sapphire, Jennyclay etc that always blab here making it look like women are saints meanwhile they do worse!

Whatever guys do...women do it more to the extreme (porn watching/masturbation and child molestation) included.

EducationRe: Mmesoma Ejikeme Opens Up After JAMB Accused Her Of Forging JAMB Result by yahoodetector: 12:25am On Jul 04, 2023
complexstuffs:
Still barking like a rabid dog.


E be like say your case no get cure. I will however not reply you anymore
This one you are calling rabid dog...is that what impregnated the woman who birthed you? undecided
EducationRe: Mmesoma Ejikeme Opens Up After JAMB Accused Her Of Forging JAMB Result by yahoodetector: 12:23am On Jul 04, 2023
Larryndelaw:
Obifool get mandate? To you gullible miscreants Obi gets mandate. Don't know why you people always thinks you are marginalized
Why did your Oluwole Chicago Certificate druggie ask people to snatch ballot boxes?
PoliticsRe: Sit-At-Home: Senator Ifeanyi Uba And Nnewi Vigilante Men Parade In Show Of Force by yahoodetector: 10:58pm On Jul 03, 2023
Ebubu7:
Sit at home that Ebonyi stopped since 19 kpirigidim

You people dey always carry last.
Yes.. because the former governor is a sponsor
EducationRe: Mmesoma Ejikeme Opens Up After JAMB Accused Her Of Forging JAMB Result by yahoodetector: 10:55pm On Jul 03, 2023
complexstuffs:
I told you earlier to stop barking like a rabid dog but mkporu mirri in your head has blocked your brain.

I am a Northerner DUMMBBAAZZ

People like you defending that girl are her enemy because the girl is still a young criminal and can still be rehabilitated. If you keep defending her, she would only turn out to be a hardened criminal in the future.
So you are a northerner?

I heard you people (bandits) are on recess. So na laptop/phone with data they don give una now to switch vocation?

When are you returning to the forest to continue your banditry? cheesycheesy

Akwiiya 🐐
EducationRe: Mmesoma Ejikeme Opens Up After JAMB Accused Her Of Forging JAMB Result by yahoodetector: 10:33pm On Jul 03, 2023
Lekan239:
everything na triba to una. Fools
You and the criminal Olayele can hug a transformer!

Shameless thieving olawole tribe!

Una no get shame!!
EducationRe: Mmesoma Ejikeme Opens Up After JAMB Accused Her Of Forging JAMB Result by yahoodetector: 10:15pm On Jul 03, 2023
rxmusa:
I know she must have been pushed into doing so by an adult. She's too young to think in that direction.

But sincerely speaking her 362 result is FAKE.
Her result is more authentic than the fact that you are a human being instead of an animal
EducationRe: Mmesoma Ejikeme Opens Up After JAMB Accused Her Of Forging JAMB Result by yahoodetector: 10:12pm On Jul 03, 2023
complexstuffs:
Why do IIGB0S always look for ways to justify fraud. The girl fraudulently increased her scores and all you could say is that it's because she's Igbo.

Result manipulation and fake degrees are rampant in the south east and you know it. These are the effects of "result upgrade" centers scattered all over south east.
You are a big phoool!

So the girl hacked into JAMB portal and upgraded her results abi?

The girl came out and said that the QR code on her result when scanned showed one Omotola Afolabi who previously scored 125 and then when checked again, the said Omotola scored 338.

Why are Lucifemi Satande Devilanre descendants like this?

That's how they stole Peter Obi's mandate...

Want outshine Hilda Baci through that sickly looking kwashiorkor Dammy and now the fat-faced moronic Adeyeye...

And now, they want to steal Mmeso's result!

People wey you pass...you pass them.

Shame on the tiger-clawed faced snake tribe
EducationRe: Mmesoma Ejikeme Opens Up After JAMB Accused Her Of Forging JAMB Result by yahoodetector:
Evil people!

*They stole Peter Obi's mandate through ballot box snatching and result mutilation...

**They are trying to steal Hilds Baci's records by sponsoring one sick looking malnourished lizard that calls herself Chef Dammy and now one Chef AdeYEYE...(WHICH THEY WILL STILL FAIL)

Now they are trying to use that useless Olayele and his cronies working in JAMB want to steal this girl's result and transfer it to one Omotola Afolabi who scored 126! shocked

See how useless these people can be!

I don't know the rationale behind competing with people who are 1 million times better and smarter than you!!

What else do you expect from the children of a fallen demon? undecided

Tueh Tueh!!
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Runcie Mike Dies Hours After Preaching At A Burial by yahoodetector: 9:23am On Jul 03, 2023
Na Eka carry am go
PoliticsRe: Ex-Minister Of Finance, Zainab Ahmed Lands World Bank Job by yahoodetector: 9:15am On Jul 03, 2023
accordadoga26:
NIGERIA - Great People, Great Nation!!!

If she was one tribe now, they would have started chest-beating.

God bless the SW, NE, NW, NC, SS & MB. God bless everyone who wants the progress of this nation. Nigeria will be great again. The enemies of this great country want it to burn down but it won't happen
SE has Ngozi Okonjo Iweala
North has Zainab now who albeit nominated herself without due process...

Who does your SW have? Your simple arithmetic failing "16+6=26" Kemi Adeosun who is hiding her black amala head in shame after her NYSC certificate forgery issue came up. grin grin

Una and Oluwole things be like 5 & 6. undecided

Cheast-beating tribe.
CrimeRe: Lagos Businessman Spreads Widow's Nude Photos, Demands Refund Of Love Expenses by yahoodetector: 9:24pm On Jul 02, 2023
His name is not Amarah Kennedy...it is something like Abiola Kehinde. The name was changed!

Anambra men can never stoop so low to do such nonsense.

We know who the true blackmailers are.
PoliticsRe: Guinea Bissau President, Umaro Embaló Visits President Tinubu In Lagos by yahoodetector: 9:19pm On Jul 02, 2023
Segzy19:
Eyah! Pele o
Ndo o!

Hope you have collected your own Emilokan card which will help you buy fuel from any filling station at the sum of N120 per litre and 95% discount of any item from food stuffs, appliances, gadgets from stores like Konga, Jumia etc.

Even ShopRite collects it grin grin

FoodRe: Man Caught "TAKING" Sallah Meat & Rice By His Host (Pics/Video) by yahoodetector: 8:59pm On Jul 01, 2023
PerfectStranger:
I like as this hardship dey follow touch them one by one.

Some ignorant and sense#less supporters morōns must chop sense by force.
Sai baba, with empty belle o grin grin
From Sai Baba to Emi Lokan

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 (of 49 pages)