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Toks2008:
Hilda go just weak.

All those olopo in the village will do 200 hours without even resting.

Dammy has toiled in vain.

Guinness World Records has just announced Hilda Baci as the record holder

Igbo man will never put his money into nonsense that he can never see.

But these sofistikated people from the west that claim to be the most educated will jump at anything to get rich and they end up getting poorer like Pa Ayoola.

Later when his mate in the south east puts his money into something viable and it reaps fruit for his children after he is gone, they will say it is money rituals.

Buffons who only know how to snatch ballot box.

Saint Obi's wife killed him. May Devil punish that woman.

FreeStuffsNG:
Hmmm. Nice one.

Same he Alex Otti who appointed over 20 political appointees in 2023 and they are all Igbo with no single Yoruba.
Check my signature for free stuffs!

Because no yorubas living in Abia State are qualified to be his political appointee. Or you expect him to appoint a miserable Agbo seller on the streets of Umuahia? We don't run a jungle Government in Igboland unlike your Lagos where an ordinary tout like Mc Oluomo can dictate to Sanwo Olu

Ok...now I am beginning to believe what my neighbor and a vigilante guy said about some very tall beings whom they saw around 11:00pm in December 2021 close to a mast in our area.

According to them, they said there was an object emitting very strong lights the size of an SUV that was suspended in the air close to the mast and that because of the very bright light, they couldn't really make out the figures of beings they saw but they knew they were very tall and we'll built (the woman described the guy as "dimkpa" which is in Igbo a tall well built man).

We were thinking they were both bunkers until some other nearby residents who were awake at the time confirmed that from their houses, they could see the radiation of the light as it illuminated in houses all around there and felt it was from the mast or a stationary big vehicle.

They both said that the creatures seemed to get into the suspended object which whisked into the sky very fast with a low humming sound.

Funny enough, after that encounter, the next morning, that very mast started misbehaving with zero network until the engineers in charge of it came and changed almost all those plastic like stuffs and other parts of it.

Slurity:
a lesson for Hilda Bacci and all of us, don't think only you can go a thing

Let her surpass Hilda's feat first (which she won't) before you begin to laud her.

Typing:
I no dey waste my data to watch anything that has to do with fake Nnewi assembled Cars. Everything from that region no fake.

https://www.nairaland.com/7721511/lagos-government-acquires-innoson-cng

Now you can drink sniper finally!

Small girl carry kpekus wey she dey share like kuli-kuli dey manipulate you, you dey fall...this is what happens when you don't have up to five different kpekus at your disposal

Rayban25:
Because anyone who has dealt with(especially igbo) girls or women can testify of how entitled they are.

They are materialistic and they dont hide it at all.

I had to just use style and dispose of them because they wanted to build ATM on top my head

Mention your tribe where your girls are angels let me educate you about them

Yoruba and Mazda

GeneralPula:
There’s nothing like grand plan other than a better Nigeria..

You are among the dumb fellows I talked about.

If you read clearly between the lines, there is a grand plan to 🤐🤐🤐 Asiwaju and make Shettima the president.

But some dumb fellows won't decode it.

Don't ask me what 🤐🤐🤐 means...I won't tell you. Una never sabi Fulani mafia.

Elrufai wey dey rant about Islam, can he tell us why a Fulani Muslim can never come to a Yoruba mosque to pray but will rather do it in his abode unlike a Yoruba Muslim can enter any mosque freely.

I don't like Tinubu personally but you see this man El rufai...Tinubu should be careful of him.

Typing:
See this Aba Boy. God forbid. Lagos State Government can not buy any substandard Chinese made Cars from Nnewi. The electric buses in Lagos were imported by Oando.

We do not want any fake and substandard Chinese made Cars that are Assembled by INNOSSON in Nnewi m

You are broke. Buy data and watch the video with a good earpiece and stop using promo daily data to make noise like ezi on Nairaland

zenithgroup:
Nawa for you oo , you're asking your womaniser friend to continuously flirt with your woman, giving them all the attention at close range and you expect them not to fall the problem is you not dem ladies.
>Woman are emotional being, they responds to all men base on how each makes them feel.

>woman are not property you can't own them. When she's with you it was your turn - keep taking what you can don't personalised it.

>No woman is loyal to you, they're with you base on wat you have attached to your name which they can gain from.
>If you must marry took a young virgin from her fathers house, Dominate and satisfy her sexually and emotionally and her heart will forever beat for you.

Bolded is a big lie!

The best woman to marry and have rest of mind is a woman who has seem it all from different men who have knacked her body and heart left and right and she now knows all the tricks men use to seduce women but if she loves you, she would stand firm.

Typing:
We no go buy any fake and substandard Chinese made Cars, that are Assembled by INNOSSON in Nnewi

Mumu. I am sure you don't have data to watch the video to have seen where Innoson said Lagos state government bought some buses from him. That means he was the one who supplied the CNG buses Sanwo Olu bought just last month.

Now you can go and drink sníper.

Osanoghodua1:
Western Europeans and US democrats are nothing but enemies of the State. They import terrorist from middle East to kill their own people and bomb their nation. Someone police should have dismember his 2 legs was safely arrested, shame! Shame. Gun licenes are bad in some ways but if it were to be USA, someone would have taken him down before the arrival of police. Importing Islamic terrorist is a treasonable act.

That's why I love Texans. You mess with a Texan in Texas and they unleash vawulence on you first before reporting your dead body to the police.

Yes! Europe should continue getting the heat from all these Muslim migrants they grant asylum in their countries. E never start.

Nonsense!

OloYeOfEgbE:
These nighas don't know what secret service is at all...

KEYWORD ...(SECRET)

Everything is just upside down

May secret society members do justice to you and those fingers you use in typing rbbish

Shigishege2:
Are ikwere igbo or not. Help us put this hullabaloo to rest abeg. We wan check something. Na supreme Court we dey now. Any ruling here na final.

Ikwerre are not and never Igbos! They have so many culture and traditions that are abominable in Igboland

Valedictory session of loot sharing!

hurlaryinkah:
Are you sure you are not a chronic debtor like the guy arrested?

Go and ask them. Rubbish

Fake Skit!

First of all, they didn't come with their lawyer and police officers to effect the arrest but a bouncer...which makes the video totally fake.

The video was all arranged to discourage and scare those who potentially want to borrow money from them and not pay.

Why we never see Branch, Fair Money, Owealth etc agents pouncing on debtors like we have been seeing photos (now video) of Palmpay logo wearing people clamping on debtors?

Abi those other loan apps no want their money?

Total BS!

Alaigbomaster:
This one is a weak ,fickle minded emotional dolt who doesn't seem to understand anything.
This kind of person is better off being a Zombiedense and joining pa Adaobi cult group

Tinubu is not a magician,
I'll only score him after 3 years in office

See how ipobs are masturbating to one man's tweet, obviously they have been waiting for it from people who are not conscious of what's going on

What if you don't survive the hardship of Tinubu's government in 3 years? Have you thought about that?

illicit:
Yoruba girls can fine ehn

How is Udensi Ngozi a Yoruba person?

Dey play!!

Jennyclay:
Oga welder!

Reason my future man must have more than 4 businesses that are bringing in millions every month. I can’t settle for a welder. It’s not my portion!!!

May God help you struggling men.

No rich man will settle for a broke leech like you. Continue dreaming. You will end up lonely and single the rest of your life.

Temioolajide:
Pls how do i deal with my junior brother?

I'm 19 yrs old and he is 17
He is very spoilt and stubborn
I just finished having a confrontation with him because i locked the window in our room cus the breeze entrying was much and it was making the cotton to fall.

He came in the room where i was reading and started shouting that the room is smelling calling me insultive name like olorun,obun room that isn'tsmelling at all.a new room.

When my mom intervened he starts saying she's always supporting me which he always says..

He thinks he can fight me but i don't just want to destroy that his mouth that is running like tap so i had to control my temper because he is a slim person and I'm more muscular.

Imagine when he had a surgery my mom spent over 120k on the surgery yet he still has the balls to talk any how to her.

Pls how do we bring him to order
Note: Our dad is late

Thanks much

I'm sure he is a Tinubu supporter.

Essenza01:
I really don't know anymore, i just did my budget for the month and i am scared, i have cut from everywhere possible and i fear for my self.. i dont have a GF, Wife, Children.. my salary is N400,000 and i have added side businesses and one or two's to even survive.. but with this fuel increase, what else is left... zero savings..

- Rent - N108,333/mth (1,300,000/12)
- Fuel for car - N180,000 (36k for 5-6days)
- Auto maintenance - N30,000/mth (service/repair)
- Fuel for generator - N50,000/mth (20ltr/wk)
- Feeding - N62,000 - (N2,000/day)
- Health miscellenous - N5,000/mth
- Dstv - N4,500/mth
- Data - N7,000/mth
- Recharge card - N3,000/mth
- Dry cleaner - N4,000/mth (Starch/iron)
- Hygiene maintenance - N10,000 (body spray/perfume, roll on, soap, cream) etc..
-  Gift to people - N10,000/mth
-  Family House contribution - N20,000/mth
- Eko electric - N10,000/mth
- repairs and maintenance - N12,000/mth
- Clothing, footwear etc - N10,000/mth
- Outings, restaurant, sit outs and provisions - N30,000/mth

Total = N556,500...

My rent is average rent for where i stay, its a two bed flat, i use the other room for home office..

Feeding is N2,000/day.. its not anything out of the ordinary.. tried cooking and spent more with time wasting.

Fuel for car is at the new rate of N500/ltr, my car is a 70ltr car tank..

Auto maintenance is basic brake pads, shocks, service 2mths, tire guage, police pr, tire purchase if any, minor touch ups etc... nothing major.

Fuel for generator is 20ltr/day (2hrs or less daily)

I need help.... how are you people doing it, what am i doing wrong? The rat race is killing me..

You are an extravagant spender who doesn't know how to plan well financially.

If I was earning 400k a month, I will never complain. You said you aren't married and don't have kids yet some people are earning 85k a month with a wife and 2 children and are still doing fine.

You are still a boy earning 400k...grow up and become a man and take wise decisions.

BrownSugq:
LMAO 😂
Too many morons on this Nairaland.
They are hailing BAT for this irrational devaluation not knowing that Naira is about to hit the root in the parallel market.
Expect Naira at 1,000/$ by today evening

LMAO 😂

Don't mind the clowns

datola:
Lagos and all the other South West states have the cheapest prices

Agbadorians there still won't be able to afford it

Story for the gods

duro4chang:
EFCC vs SSS has nothing to do with Tinubu.

So SSS will just wake up this morning, yawn, stretch themselves in heir beds and ask, "Hey, what are we going to do today?"...then one of them will say, "Oh...I know... let's go and block EFCC officials from entering their office today in Ikorodu"...

Continue playing!

Same thing his predecessor said exactly 8 years ago but ended up impoverishing over 1 million youths some of whom were hailing him and "the new Sheriff in town".

Time will tell