₦airaland Forum

RedBenson: @yemmit90, bros wch kind talk be that? U wan spoil sumtin for me? Do u know how long i've been dying for Lynpetra? If she see/read that kind of ur post now, she go beliv say i dey visit brothel houses. Where did u get d in4matn in d 1st place? If na play, abeg make u stop am make u no com spoil sumtin 4 me o abeg i dey beg u o. Lynpetra is too special to me to joked with.

Edit that ur post now b4 it's late!

I no sey you really like this girl,so I don help you edit am!

@Lynpetra, na one day person dey find true love o,abeg gree for the guy.

RedBenson: Nairaland is not all about commenting on different topics posted here. A lot of things can actually happen here such as finding TRUE LOVE etc after all this is a market where sellers meet with the buyers.

What's your belief?

what

I vote for LUPEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYY!

What do you mean by hidden and secret? Please expatiate your point.

Les: Wethn again, abeg commot here jor. Only one guy shun u, u de here de make noise. Ppl dont get upto 10ex still de jolly with life. Na 4nairaland here we person post as she do abortion tire 4im man na so d man leave am, yet she de flow. But u, na only one shunin, no abortion, no beating, noting noting, u come de yearn rubbish, abeg go jor, if u wan or no wan luff again, na ur palava, nairaland dont bloody care.... Rubbish!!

May God bless, she would wake up by the time the present one leave her.

naijabigfish: Your command of English language's very poor. I am ashamed you are a university or polytechnic graduate. I do not blame the employers of labour that is of the strong opinion that the present day Nigerian graduates are unemployable. I pity my country, Nigeria. God bless Nigeria.

Hope you get the message he's trying to pass across.

@op, may God be with you! Life is full of up and down,sorrow and happiness,and besides,no condition is permanent. Stay strong dear!

Ms_Steph: Hello house. Please if a lady want to have a male child what can she do??

Sex in the afternoon.

born2fuckpussy: Why God created dick and pussy in first place because love will never make sensse without these two instruction

those things are what makes life meaningful.

Seun, why doing as the world revolved around you?

Aside rule 1,9 and 17, the rest sound to me as if It's by your power that make Nairaland to be what It is today.

E be like sey you don belle full with he new ad system.

Lol @new Nairaland rules.

CFCfan: Another possibility:
Casillas

Cafu, Nesta, Terry, Roberto Carlos

Makelele, Ballack

C.Ronaldo, Messi, Ronaldinho

Henry.

4-2-3-1

Now you're talking . Any team without CAFU is not truely represent the best team of 21st century. Cafu is regarded as one of the best right back that ever exist in the game of football.

CFCfan: Mine will be a 4-3-3:
Keeper: Petr Cech

Lahm, Terry, Cannavaro, Ashley Cole
Iniesta, Makalele, Lampard
C.Ronaldo, Ronaldo, Robben

Wow see team! I'm very sure the like of Baloteli,Oruma, etc go dey your bench

phreakabit: Nice list but Casillas? Hahahahahah!

Wetin do Casillas? To me,he's still the best goalkeeper as far as 21st century football is concern.

My best XI. 4-4-2 formation;

Iker Cassilas

Cafu. Charles Puyor. Carnavaro. Roberto Carlos


C. ronaldo. Zidan. Rivaldo. Ronaldinho


Messi. Ronaldo


Subtitutes - buffon, nesta, maldini, seedoff, paul scholes, Nelved, Java Zanneti, Iniesta, Veron, Henry,Crespo.

creamie: Awwww. My OAU peeps, all's well. God's time's def the best.. This wait the sch mgt has caused shld def give them time to approve ur results b4 next batch, but meanwhile, ensure u finish ur clearance on time biko, so u can be cleared totally and ur SOR prepared. Love y'all. And I'll miss u guys , cos I'm d only OAU peep left here and goin with batch B. Winnie, hopeyemmy, zub, omotea, and co. It's well. :* ((hugs))

Congrat dear! Remember, silent is the best answer to the fools. Try as mush as possible to ignore any insultive posts.

To every great Ife, let engage ourselves in something that would enhance our opportunity to be a better person in the future. @Winnie, Hopeyemmy,creamy,zub,omotea and many other I couldn't mention, you guys are great and will continue to be great in jesus name. Love you all.

@ others from diffent unis, Charles shaw, Sensual Man(though you need a fundamental change), etc, you guys makes this house more lively.

omoteamac: GUD ONE HUME...U RE 1000PCENT CURRENT..I HEARD SAME TOO.ONLY BACKLOGS WL BE MOBILISD DIS JUNE..EVERY OTHER WL BE NOV_BOUND..NO SHAKING PEEPS,WE REMAIN GREAT IFE TILL THE TRUMPET SOUNDS..I LUV U ALL @ZUB,WINI,YEMIT,OPE,DIMPLE PAYNE,BOUQUEE,COEFOE CREAMIE,HUME,ALANK,PLAYGIRL ETC..IF U RE NT PART OF D TEAM, U RE NOBODY..HAHAHA..GBAM

You're welcome dear.

David Hume: Peeps I had a chat with Mr Yinka Adesina, vice dean student affairs OAU. dis mornin nd it was really a bad news he gave me.I am presently still online wit he but I wld copy nd paste my chat with him below.

Him:sorry abt it. we mobilize according to NYSC timetable. unfortunately, none of the department was able to process final yr results for 2011/2012 session to Senate

Me:Thank you sir! Whao! So we ar 2 wait till nov

Him:yes

Me: Thank u so much sir.Only God knows wot one wld do @ home 4 d next 8month cos no one wants 2 employ a graduate dat haven't serve tinkin he wld abandon d job immediately service comes

Him: it will be well

Dats all.d rest is mere super story. But remember that His report is not Gods report nor d Final report.

How're you doing? It's well, 6months is not eternity, just engage yourself in some activities. We are great!

payne_leex: Uw Okunrinkoya, guess u having fun?
Today is sunday, Agreed bt that
Doesn't mean u shld dull ya self ooo.
Drink to stupor! Call ur babe and have
Birthday sex. No dulling. Today na ur day!

Bad guy

benny127: am dedicatin and sanctifyin today acknowledgin God's gudness in my life.

HBD Benny,LLAP in jesus name. Wetin we go take celebrate am?

I can't date a girl who's always on panties and bra

WinnieDPooh: Fine and yours? I need to sleep now i will send you an email as regards that stuff ASAP. Goodnight

I got your email, really appreciate it. I will surely inform you anything I hear through your mail. Thank onece again, see you tomorrow, have a nice dream.

Xup Winnie, how has been your day?

Sensual Man: YOU DID DISCOVER I EXCLUDED SOME OAU PEEPS THAT MIND DIA BIZ AMONG THE DIRTY ANIMALS. THE ONES I CALLED DIRTY ANIMALS R INDEED DIRTY MOS ESP [s]WinnieDPooh, ALENK, OMO-LIPTON, ZUB, CREAMIE, COFOE[/s]. COFOE WAS THE FIRST DIRTY PIG TO BE WHOOPED INTO THE BIN, OTHERS R FOLLOWING.
AS FOR U PRETENDERS TYPING REGARDS TO COFOE, COFOE IS THIS ND DAT, ALL NA WASH. WE KNOW PEEPS THAT ARE REAL IN THIS HOUSE AND THEY ARE THE IKENGAS AND IKENGRESSES.
ALL U PRETENDERS SHUD STOP THIS WASH WASH COS ALL NA WASH.
OAU PEEPS DO U GUYS TINK AM A LEARNER?
SMELLY PEEPS.

Ok Sensual, what is their offence? I may not know because you guys joined this thread before me. I knew you can't be doing like this without reasons,pls tell us and let settle this matter.

I belief if you meet these people in persons, you will not like to call them that name even if they offend you. Infact you will really want to be with them. I'm saying this because I know one of them very well.

@Sensual man, I understand that you may be teasing us since but using the word "Dirty Animal" on my people is uncall for. I love your creativity,but stop using the words like animal,dirty or useless to represent people.

Love you all.

Sensual Man: OK MY MAN, I WILL IGNORE THOSE DIRTY OAU ANIMALS,
MY JOY IS UNLIMITED, ATLEAST WE KNOW THE PEEPS THAT ARE NOT GOING FOR NYSC
PLEASE NO OFFENCE TO NON OAU PEEPS WHO MYT TINK AM A TRIBALIST, AM NOT.
I JUST WANTED TO WHIP DPOOH, ALENK, OMO-LIPTON-MAC, COFOE, ZUB OUT OF THIS THREAD, THEY DO NOT BELONG HERE AND SHUD LEAVE US ALONE
FOR THOSE OF U WRITING THRASH WAITING FOR ME TO RESPOND, AM SORRY TO DISSAPOINT U, I WONT
I ONLY RESPOND TO DIRTY OAU PEEPS
I WON'T BREAK THE RULES OF NL.
AM GLAD THOSE NUISANCE AIN'T MAKING BATCH C
CELEBRATION TO THE DEMISE OF THOSE RIFF RAFFS FROM OUR UNITED HOME.
SENSUAL, THE ONLY 1

I thought you were just teasing us before but with above post, I can see you've finally gone insane. How dare you called your fellow graduates "DIRTY ANIMALS"?

Good morning, hope you all had a good night right.

Wow! We have many posts here today. Network is so terrible here today. See you guys tomorrow by special grace of God. Gud night all.

Helo everyone, how una dey? What's going on in the house?