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This thread is still as funny as ever!

@ rockiedink
Would you rather have burnt the woman's cable?
These Nigerian Yahoo yahoo boyz!

A 25 year old Nigerian Guy wants to marry a 39 year old woman, we're talking 14 solid years here!
If it was the guy that was 14 years older, I'll be tempted to believe it's for real.

My Dear Madam, this boy is definitely not serious, things like that don't happen in Nigeria for love. It could happen for material reasons or for visa, but not Just for the sake of love.

I'll like to know how rich you are, how much do you spend on him, what other Nationality do you have aside being Malaysian, What makes you absolutely sure that he acutally told his parents about you and not some pre-arranged plp that he just got to talk to you on phone.

I must tell you that it's not a regular thing for a younger man to marry an older woman in Nigeria how much more a much older woman.

This is your call. Find out what you can and make your descision. Meanwhile, don't forget to come home to Nigeria to meet his parents and other extended family before you commit yourself to anything.

Every one of us; with bad orientation from our elders.

George Clooney
Eva Longoria
Tom Cruise
Densel Washington
Demi Moore
Jessica Alba

In short, too many to mention!

A story interestingly told by klassyguy

This thread is soooooooooo dated!

Would have prefered Diddy but it J

@ segunpc
There's a link below the poster's post, I'm sure that was where she got the news

I heard once that QL was guy but I didn't believe it. This isn't good at all. I loved her

Every body knows Jesus Christ

Every body knows Michael Jackson.

Sillyboy!
Aren't you just silly?!  
Of course I don't need a replacement, my pillow is firm, wide and still very warm. What do I need a replacement for  

Silly you!

And yes! Lipton, it keeps the sleep away yet not half as bad as Nescafe.

Best: Klitz da drunk and Alli Baba

Worst: Can't remember his name, always talking very raw and dry jokes.

Hey katherine

You don't have to be this harsh on Efani, I checked out his profile, the guy is only 19. _Juvi.
Let him be, he doesn't know what being cool is all about yet. He still thinks it's by bushy hair _{barbers could be expensive you know}, fair complexion and little girls' false complements.

I'm a sucker for Calvin Klein's Obsession anytime. It's so beautiful yet mild and totally feminin.

Christian Dior too is one perf I can't have enough of.

By virtue of socializing, a big girl could also be called a Diva.

Being a big girl could either be possitive or negative, possitive big girl is the type that fits this description:

carriage,charisma and level of education.
Also a 'big girl'should be able to reason well and be financially
okay to an extent

I'll put people like Princess Diana there.

While negative big girl is the former: She goes about with airs, her shoulders and nose raised high, looks down on people she considers not up to her standard, totally self centered and fashion crazy, always competing with others, you name it.

Sillyboy!
Aren't you just something else!
Sure my name does influence me. I take a cup of lipton every morning!

Did you use really foul language or was it already an over trashed topic?

He must have his reasons for deleting it. Use search to make sure it's an an already existing topic.

Yes jkpretty
I'll look for that thread and let you have it if I find it. I think he was 13 or there about.
We had a heated argument over that and I decided to avoid him henceforth.
His mama? Some mothers do have them

Hey JKpretty,

she has plenty of good brains and experience

Did someone write that of you earlier?

That sure was an understatement, You're the best there is!

I felt that way too when I read davidylan's contribution but because we totally disagreed on an earlier post, I didn't want to go on with him.
Meanwhile, this same guy started having it in his early teens! Can't remember the post, but he said it himself.
See who's choosing wify for morals' sake!

Did someone say our names have a lot of influence on us?
Silly boy how are you doing?  

The poster surely does need help.

rockiedink:
don't let him get to you dearie. nairaland is full of p@#$%^&*!? like him.

@yimiton
remember what i said about ettehgate?

@ rockiedink 

@ bolajibaok, all is good. You've been gone for a while. welcome back

@ Candies, the Lord is your strength.

Very beautiful write up. Nicely written diary with vivid and beautiful description.
Reading it nearly brought the tears to my eyes.

These pictures are real but are all the schools public schools or private schools.

I know a lot of private schools in Lagos with these kinds of facilities but the point is that a lot of people cannot afford them.
I also know a lot of public schools in Abuja with poor schools like the ones depicted as Lagos schools.

So, basically, I don't think this is about Housa, Yoruba or Ibo, it is about the country, it's about all of us.
Fact is we need a revolution, not violent revolution but a change of orientation.
We also need young, intelligent and well educated people in governance, people who know how to bring about change and how to carry the people along.
Finally, we need good education and of course most importantly, prayers.

@ dhtml,
My apologies. It's just that that guy gets me pissed.

@ aloib
oluwayimiton sounds cool, but no, it's just yimiton

You know what grow fast,
you irritate me, get a life.

Candies is 27, not 15, she's not interested in overgrown, pedophile, old babies like you.

aloib:
hey guys
yimiton i love your name

Thanks girl.
Am blushing

Grow fast:

What is your problem? Did you see Candies posts and her replies to other posts on this thread?  

For real, I think you need to grow fast.
With that 15 year old girlfriend of yours whom you're thinking of getting married to, I wonder what right you have to condemn anyone.
Did someone call you pedophile earlier?

@ uchetobi You've got the right words for him