₦airaland Forum

Love portion!
These posts are so so funny!

Just love cooly and sincerly, you'll be loved in return.
That is actually all the potion you need.

I detest coffee. It gives me insomnia.
but i love the aroma. It's cool.

Love is sweet but money makes it sweeter.

It helps you show to each other that you really care by getting little presents now and again and going to the coolest places together.

No, doesn't sound nice to me.

I may consider crocodile but definitely not tortoise or snakes.

Are you serious?

Hasn't your wife complained yet? Start learning to start thinking more about your wife and less about your secretary.
You're simply courting trouble here and she needs to get really really mad at you.

Yuck!

Don't forget some nice snails with what ever you offer.
That is totally Nigerian and I love them.

When a guy keeps too many girl friends, it's time to get suspecious  

But, it's even more dangerous if a guy keeps one female 'best friend' to keeping a lot of girl friends.
If he keeps one, he'll shower her with attention, presents and he'll always be there when she needs a man figure around, even though he professes to have a girlfriend. _{Talking out of experience you know}  Before you knw what's up, he start comparing you with the other girl and might start drifting away.

But if he keeps numerious female friends, he may not be particularly close to any of them. The  issue here is how can u even be so sure you're 'THE ONE' and not just one of those his numerous girlfriends to every other one of them?!

My word here is caution. Make sure you're 'THE ONE' and see to it that u take your space. The other ladies can take a dive.

Brush properly with a good brand of tooth paste and throw in a mint.

Millo tastes a lot nicer and creamier.
Bournvita is not so nice besides, it makes me drowsy.

I'll take milo all the way.

Indomie is still the best noodles in Nigeria.

O' noodles, is dry and practically tastless. I've not tried Mimee yet.

I love all flavours of indomie but really love onion when i prepare with tomotoes, pepper and even more onion.
Don't forget the grilled or fried chicken or a boild egg and if you want it really nice, you can have it with some fried plantain.

Delicious right, you can say that again!

There should be a poll here. I'll like to see how people vote.

Marry up huh?

I've never believed in the Cinderella story neighter has it ever been my favourite.

companionship and a sense of being appreciated.

Wish you could bring your girl to NL to see these wonderful replies.
Girls shouldn't let the teasings of their friends or even their disapproval spoil their relationships, it's always a very big mistake on the part of the girls.

First thing that stricks me, very good carriage and confidence

You'll have to tell us more about yourself, the kind of company you keep, the kind of places you go to and how you carry yourself as well as how old you are before we know what to tell you.

Not this virgin talk again

@ darellone
Let's see him first, what has he to offer

Yes, I will as long as he'll do likewise when the need arises.

Capital NO!

what for, the holidays?

stunatic:
u better mind your business, or get bitch slapped, that's y your lonely nobody wants a poodle.

@ stunatic
Can you explain in clear terms whose business am medling into and why you think I deserve a slap? Why on earth do you also think am lonely? cos I make sure I don't get hurt? You're kidding boy, you've met one person who knows how to get the best out of life without getting hurt. One person who knows how to take care of herself and handle situations with her head held high.
I'll advice you to stay clear of my part and don't use insulting words on me. You won't like what will follow if you do.

On my own part, I've been too smart to let any guy do that to me ! Some how, I always go away free! I love with my heart and head.
I don't give out so much that I'll shed tears when that door closes behind him!

Eleko Beach.
It's far but that's the catch, you have to go there by boat, that means it won't be too crowdy or too noisy.

Catch you there on the 28th. Almondjoy, I'll be looking out for you. Wear a tag!

You have to do what needs to be done.
This is your life and you need to build a career.
Trust me, if you do something not so right or she sees someone who'll be more valuable to her and cheaper to keep, she wouldn't ask your advice before she lays you off.

Go to her, explain to her that you have another offer (make sure you do before taking any steps), let her know how much you appreciate her and how much you've enjoyed working with her and tell her that you'll love to keep her friendship.
Give her about 3-4 weeks notice, and pack your bag!
If she cares about you, she'll be happy you're building a career.

Totally against.
A lil flirting now and again without any serious intentions could be allowed but nothing serious, not even up to the kissing level.
It's a total NO for me.

In as much as this is funny, we should all learn to stay clear of second hand goods; they are often stolen material.

Ok, what happend to me sometime wasn't fufu, it was when I changed dollars to Naira about 3 years ago.

There was this guy that had the best offer, inshort, it seemed he was ready to take any amount for exchange.

I gave him my dollars and he gave me his Naira. He counted it while I watched, it was complete. I counted myself and discovered it wasn't complete. He collected it, added the balance and counted again and gave me. I counted and it wasn't complete again. We did this over again about 4 times before I decieded that it should be complete now. I took my money home and discovered it was short by  a lot of Naira!
I learnt to go to a Bureau De Change and do things properly afterwards.

Cheap things are always most expensive.

Happy birthday girl, do have a wonderful celebration.
You've come of age, Granny is so proud of you.

No, it's no good news.
I doubt if any Igbo man will let his 25 year old son marry a 39 year old.
Sorry, I wish it wasn't true but it is.