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dierich:
Somebody should please help me.
I'm in a rural area right now for a particular contract job that will take up to 2 weeks to be completed hence, making it difficult for me to visit hospital right now..

Since morning, I've been drinking lot of water but yet urine is not coming. Through out today, I only forcefully pass a little urine, as little as a handful of water.

I hope this is not the end for me.
I'm scared

Mods please help me push it to FP maybe I can find help pending the time I'll leave this rural area and go to my hospital

Drink lots of water

Timekeeper:
I just got this mail on my spam..

Pls what do I do

Pls oooo.. Tech guys

I don't remember any video he is talking about..... I don't get what he wants to use to blackmail me but he got my password right though it remains numbers.... I don't wana take any chances........

It is all scam, not possible I already saw a mail like this. At most you move important information or files to another mail

Abohboy:
The only way to end tribalism is education

positive orientation and not the negative one then

Moorish:
I’d make this succinct

You all know other races despise the African

Isn’t the hatred enough why add to it by hating yourselves ?

Bury that tribal ego

If this reaches 1 person

My 3mins wasn’t a waste

Thx

It's tough not to be trabalistic and racist, but when one had developed a high level of comprehending life and it's essence, one see beyond the colours, the languages and the conflicting ideologies

sojiboy:
Fayemi's Presidency Will Reform Electoral System, Wipe out Nepotism, Says Zamfara Youth Leader

A youth leader in Zamfara State, Mallam Lukman Mustapha, has revealed that the country's democracy could have for long been aborted, but for the intellectual prowess brought on board by Governor Kayode Fayemi and other intellectuals.

The Gusau based youth leader averred that the fact that intellectuals like Governor Fayemi were attracted into politics helped in salvaging the present dispensation from total collapse.

Mustapha, who stated that as the country's 2023 presidential race gathers traction, opined that having a President like Governor Fayemi, with rich and enviable democratic records, would reform the electoral system and entrenched detrabilistic posture that would unite the divided Nigeria.

The youth leader said this in a statement issued on Wednesday in Gusau, cataloguing democratic credentials that butressed the fact that Governor Fayemi is a numero uno among the contenders for presidency.

Mustapha appealed to the All Progressives Congress to critically assess the bigwigs that are indicating interest in the presidential ticket and make the most apt choice for the party to triumph in 2023.

Espousing his views on who is most apposite to be flagbearer among the political juggernauts scrambling for the APC ticket, Mustapha said Fayemi stands out among the contenders as intellectual, shrewd and astute politician, human rights activist and a detribalised leader with widespread tentacles and nexus across political, religious and ethnic inclinations.

"In my humble view, a leader like Dr Kayode Fayemi will be able to sanitise our electoral system with policies and programmes not minding if it would hurt him or his party. For him, service to Nigeria will come first and not service for selfish interest.

"At this point Nigeria needs a leader who sees Nigeria beyond its divides and beyond what he could benefit leading Nigeria. A leader who is prepared for the huge task of uniting the country and restoring its lost glory.

"A leader whose attention is on the people and not power. I've heard Dr Fayemi on different occasions say his next political move is in the hands of God because he is still busy with his state. That for me, is the kind of man we need", he said.

Mustapha added that at Nigeria's return to democracy in 1999, not many thought the military would not stage a coup and return to power soon after handing over.

He stated that highly futuristic intellectuals like Fayemi still took a plunge despite the pessimism, as part of the sacrifices to democratise Nigeria and conscientise the citizens.

"Perhaps, the pessimism was among many reasons decent intellectuals and bright minds stayed away from politics, allowing and rascals dominate our political landscape, a major reason our politics today is a dirty and morbid game.

"But thanks to courageous and bright minds like Dr Kayode Fayemi, who felt the system cannot be left for rouges to dominate. His venturing into politics has raised the quality of leadership in at least his home state, driving Ekiti State from cheap populist politics with no substance to decent and civil politics of substance, growth and development".

Speaking on Fayemi's eloquent democratic credentials, Mustapha maintained that he was first in Nigeria's history to relinquish power peacefully despite being rigged and this he said remains a good precedence that no one can deny.

"Years after, we saw how former President Goodluck Jonathan toed the part of honour, imitating Dr Fayemi's style based on firm belief that politics should not be a do or die affair but for peace, progress, development and betterment of our society.


"Many who praised Jonathan in 2015 indirectly agreed that Dr Fayemi introduced that to modern Nigerian politics and posterity will be kind to him for doing that when many thought it wasnt a wise decision. Even his opponents agree he raised the bar by that singular act.

"By that, Dr Fayemi proved he is a democrat beyond cheap, glib talk. Thus, when the discussion of who to lead Nigeria out of its present political and economic mess comes up, I do not shy away from saying: give it to Dr Fayemi.

"We need a man who is not so attached to the office but with understanding that the office is to serve. In other words, a personality like Dr Fayemi who is not lusting after power or office for personal gains can take strategic and non emotional decisions for the country", Mustapha concluded.

Is it the same Fayemi we know.
It is unfortunate that we have many political elites in strategic positions whose impacts are just like clouds with no water seeming to be.
If not that we are still playing the politics of social amenities provision which actually cannot stand the test of time, many of this hyped fellows would have not be so relevant.
Oh God we ask again for the likes of Baba Awolowo in the Western Nigeria, because as it is there all those we have presently are only self seeking and just pseudo-visionaries

SoapQueen:
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Why should one tone his or her skin when the brown skin is ebony and golden

ufotty2001:
Am a shy person.. I don't have a girlfriend.. am not longer young .. how can I start a family.?

To have a girl friend is not often the problem, the problem is do you have what it takes financially and otherwise to manage a marital relationship.
There are lots of good ladies online looking for potential husband's.
Join intellectual groups on platforms like Facebook, join, be active by creating content. Connect with ladies you see have something to do with their life. Chat them up on Facebook, then build the friendship, take it to the next level by asking for her WhatsApp number. Create good conversation with as many ladies as possible.
With time you will get to know they type or lady you want. Stick to one that will give you peace of mind.
As per how to woo a woman, YouTube is there for you

Lazyreporta:
OK, guys, I got married to my edo bae last weekend..

It was all fun and my guys enjoyed themselves.
The wedding took place in OJAH, akoko-Edo.
They went to igarra, they went to tourist center in ososo, they climbed mountains. etc

Here are few of our pictures below:

Pre wedding pics
Trad pictures

Congratulations bro

assisttohire:
A real estate company is looking to recruit an accountant.

Brief

At Solana Properties Limited, we make it simple for buyers and potential tenants to identify properties for sale and rent and provide enough information to help you make an informed and well-informed decision. 

This website provides property listings from organizations and private property owners in Nigeria, such as flats, houses, commercial property, and land for sale, rent, and lease.

The company provide a simple way to find specifics of properties in Nigeria.

It is looking for dependable people who can work quickly without losing precision.

The hired accountants will handle vast amounts of numerical data and offer transparent and complete reports management.

Furthermore, the potential candidate should be well-versed in accounting and financial procedures and regulations.

To be a successful accountant, you must have excellent computer knowledge, strong presentation abilities, verbal and written communication skills.

Location
Abuja (FCT)

How to Apply
Interested and qualified candidates should click here to apply: https://assist2hirelearning.com/job/accountant-needed-in-abuja/

How can a Company be bearing Solana notori Olohun why not Doge or Bitcoin

Waltzpower:
Boss, how will I get the money to hire a lawyer when feeding well is even difficult.

You don't need to get money. It is a game plan.
If you are in a church ask for any lawyer, if it is a Muslim organization. Or even Instagram. The most important thing is get evidences and keep it. Since the man is good at slapping, the lawyer will get his money from the deal. Moreover there are lawyers looking for such opportunities to be popular. Me I just wish someone can slap me for free

Waltzpower:
I work as a security guard at a private residence.

The owner of the security company always loves to go physical. Many times, I have been slapped by him and its making me feel depressed.
Please, is it right for him to do this I can't take it anymore and I may react badly soon.

Please advice me.

Get a lawyer, allow him to slap you again and slam him charges him and let him pay you for the slaps. The lawyer makes money you too make Money out of his stupidity

kinglaxon:
Now I love my sisters and I'll do anything for them, and they are one thing I'll always thank God for, coz they bring pain to the guys in their lives. Well, I coach them to LOCK UP their warehouse of abundance. grin As a semi-badt guy, guys have tricks and I'll expose them here. Thank me with a PM if you want more tips.

1. Using Slow Rhythm and Soft Tone: Whether on the phone or in-person, the first simple thing a guy can do to deceive you is when he lowers his voice tone to become soft and speaks like he's talking to his great grandmother who just had ear surgery. Ladies, you know what I'm saying... abi?

2. Smile: A genuine smile that has the sides of a guy's eyes stretching along, will ALWAYS deceive you ladies into opening up your shield. Watch for this one too. A smile can cost more than the price they call. Na after you buy you go know the difference between Isoko and Sokoto grin

3. Make you laugh: Like this post says, these are just simple things guys do and this one is like the simplest and most obvious. Ladies, trust me guys know this and I'm telling you a secret. (hussssh! listen...) Guys believe that once they can make you laugh, "it's finished" as put by my sweet Lord Jesus. Maybe that's what helped Jesus with the women in his life... he never made them laugh. I'm not sure I have an antidote coz this trick really works. grin

4. Make you talk: A guy that knows 'wasup' will always make you want to talk, and talk ONLY about yourself. Things that concern you, your hairdo, your makeup and how so 'beautifully ungodly' it is - and even what you think about the Big Brother House girls! This tactic is simple. So simple. Once they get you talking and talking and talking, trust me, they are ogling at your chest, your lips and if it's really nice, your hair.

5. Walk slowly: A slow stride in a guy signifies some sort of confidence. Ladies, am I right... that you NEVER get turned on by a guy who walks SO FAST! Tap! Tap! Tap! Like he was walking to secure the last seat before his molue leaves for heaven! Once a guy steps slowly like, one... and... two... and... one... and... two... trust me, the ladies start tripping.

6. Perfume: Hmmmmm... no need to talk about this. It's as simple as I told you it'd be. The worst part, even a N1200 perfume can make a girl think, "Hmmm... just maybe"

7. Dress cute: Whether wearing the most expensive or the cheapest, as long as the color goes well and the clothes are ironed, ladies just start considering. If the guy con try add good shoe with correct belt, aha! "It is finished" again... Thank u Lord Jesus!

8. Clean Skin: O boy! I don't know where to start from in this one. Heck, why do you think ladies love holding babies and cuddling them? Once a guy maintains his skin well, no blemish, no pimple, all clean, the ladies even start deceiving themselves. They be like, "wow... he's SO competing with me" shocked

9. Deepened Voice: Another simple trick that throws girls off-balance. A guy's voice sounds deep, mustn't be bass, and the ladies start doing "ten ten" in their minds. Na wa o. Don't they even know this voice thing comes as early as puberty? God help my 18-year old bro... the guy must be having 'selection problem'.

10. Make U Think or Talk about S\ex! : What came to your mind when you saw that last word in RED. See what I mean? Once a guy jokes about the RED word, or writes about the RED word, or even sneezes a note about the RED word, ladies die once. It's like something falls off their brain and crashes into their "down there" causing irreparable damage. Of the two of us, guys and girls, I have to argue that girls love s\e.x more than us. They're just better at hiding it! But still, that's a good thing... wouldn't want my future virgin daughter come up to me like, "Dad, I saw this guy today and my body was so scratching me, like this and like that... I just did it to get it over with Dad." Mehnnn... na faint!

HMMMM... the worst part, guys will still continue to deceive you even after reading this. God help us! Comments and bashing are welcome cool.
Check my signature

Abeg leave brothers alone, na by force

bibbiana:
I will try to make my post short and clear.
I really need contributions on this sensitive issue that has to do with two adults meeting online, precisely on dating sites.
After series of conversations and meetings, dating starts and it gets to a stage where both really want to commit to marriage.
On introducing one another to both parents, they would want to know how they both met since most parents in this part of the world cares to know where and how it all started.
My question is that should one just go ahead and tell them the truth which would give them much worries, or formulate a different story to calm there curiosity?

Keep all of that to your selves for now, let's say 2,3,4,5 years now you can shalaye.
All you can say is you met online, and discovered that there was a bond otan...

Sheriffusoro:
I have 3k naira worth of Bitcoin to sell on luno.
Interested person should let me know.
It has to be sent to a luno wallet since the minimum withdrawal on luno is 5k.
I'll give discount.

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convert it to xrp and send it to Binance

Tipster07:
HI GUYS WHICH BUSINESS CAN I DO WITH HIGH TURNOVER AM AROUND ABUJA

Election will begin next year start printing business, via outsourcing. Or a Block moulding business if possible.
But if you are busy with another engagement I will suggest you give cryptocurrency a trial. Holding some cryptocurrency and trading some with the focus of having interests from buying low and selling high on Binance or Kucoin.
For other suggestions chat me up on 08089456258

SonnieTech:
Good day guys, I'm actually in need of quality opinions and suggestions as I've been doing some deep thinking on myself and how to live a more financially stable life for myself right now and my future.

I thought about getting good-quality used gadgets like mobile phones and laptops from eBay and bringing them down to Nigeria to re-sell.

I got paused at the point of making payments for these goods. How? Given the many restrictions that have to do with Nigerian Cards transacting only a maximum of $100 in a whole month, it frustrated all my thoughts and I don't know how to go about this anymore.

To be honest, the high dollar rate has also discouraged me from going into this.

NB- I don't fancy working with agents to make payments for my goods as it will only increase the amount I'm spending on getting these goods into the country, of which I'm not sure I'll be able to re-sell for profit if I spend so much on bringing these goods in.

So please I need your advice on
1) Any way I can make payments for these goods from eBay at a good exchange rate?
2) Any better idea on an alternative business? As I don't see how profitable this business can be at the moment given the high dollar rate to import these goods.

Please note that this is only a start-up thing.

Thanks for your inputs in advance ��

I have a registered company and there is a domiciliary account for it with the privilege of spending up to $10,000 per quarter.
I can make the payments for you, chat me up on 08089456258

leketon:
15 APC Governors Back Tinubu’s Presidential ambition.

The political atmosphere that seems cloudy towards the candidacy of Bola Ahmed Tinubu few months ago is now becoming clearer as no fewer than 15 governors of the All Progressives Congress (APC) have decided to pitch their tents with the former Lagos State governor.


The choice of Bola Tinubu as the APC flag bearer may have a lot of positive impacts than picking anyone else who has no political weight like him.

The speculations rented the air few weeks back that APC may not give the ex- Lagos governor its ticket based on his health challenge but the reverse is the case as at the time of filling this report.

The former governor only undergo knee surgery which has nothing to do with his major health condition and was over reported by the opposition.


However, the governors of Ondo, Lagos, Ekiti, Kano, Katsina, Kogi and Osun are the major masterminds of Asiwaju’s presidency.

Also, Zamfara, Niger and Ogun states

The permutation and combination has begun

kennybabs1980:
True, absolutely true even though it came from a politician who happened to be one of the problems of the nation.
Bukola Saraki became governor at 41, Orji Uzor Kalu at 39, Ayo Fayose at 43, Dr Kayode Fayemi at 45, Sani Bello of Niger State at 48, Aminu Tambuwal at 49, Gabriel Suswan at 43, Sanni Yerima of Zamfara at 39, Ali Modu Sheriff of Borno at 47, Chibuke Amaechi at 42, Yahaya Bello at 41, Gov. Yari of Zamfara at 43, Hon Dimeji Bankole was speaker HOR at 37, Senator Pius Anyim was senate president at 39, Dino Melaye got to HOR at 34, Farouq Lawan at 41 etc. Apart from Ayo Fayose and Amaechi, can anyone point to any special achievement recorded by these so-called young people while in office?
Honestly Oshiomole is very right on this.

These ages are not youths, they are mid age adults

Guest911:
Just out of curiosity, I decided to apply for a google developer role in Canada. Omo I got a reply from recruitment that they would love to move forward with my application.

Like play play my coding interview is in 2 weeks time

I’ve been reversing linked list and inverting binary trees and implementing sorting algorithms.

My focus is on leetcode medium algorithm problems.

Who else have had experience interviewing with FAANG companies from naija here.

What’s your advice my brothers.
Make una pray for me

Watch YouTube for hints

Snitch24:
Boss it is nt ur money don't take unecesary risk that u can't afford
Binace is nt a sure 100% way to make money don't let anybody decieve you

I make money daily from the up and down of Binance spot trading. You buy low and sell high. All that matters is that you gather up to date information of recent market trend daily.
If you understand the simple strategy of buying low in unstable/stable cryptocurrency pairing you sell and dump into stable tether when it goes high, over and over again.
Any way, what we don't know is more than us.
Moreover I am not even interested in collecting money for him. Just to teach and that is all, but as usual some of us like doing aproko

Destined2lead:
This is my current situation. Someone gave me 700k to return back the money in 30 days.

Please how would you increase it? I need inputs please.



Lalasticlala help me i need wider audience

Use Binance Spot trade or stake on one of the Cryptocurrency swap platform, or even try out cryptocurrency Arbitrage.
Another alternative is create a digital product and sell, may be even mobile app.
Chat me up on 08089456258 I can be of help

Cmoni1:
1 is cool

Thanks

JustNumb:
How do I report a winners chapel pastor?

Do I confront her about again or just tell her people?


My family members don't know about it yet cos if I mention it to them, her respect is gone forever.

Edit : for those asking, we were friends for many years even before we got married. I didn't marry her cos of virginity. Who virginity help?

I married her cos she was my friend and we were compatible

Write a letter to the head quarters or get the contact of a senior pastor in the church, book a meeting where both of you and the Pastor will trash it out

Lazyreporta:
Your email

ajideayodeji@gmail.com

Looks forward to your responses

Logo 2

Logo 1

As regards my 100 million oil palm palm Plantation project.
We are moving, web development in progress

Cryptocurrency reengineering on going

Social Media Platforms setup, two already
setup remaining two (Twitter and Medium)

Logo already Designed

Please guys which will you prefer between both logos

Looking forward to your likes, shares and comments

Lazyreporta:
Great.. how much investment are we talking here then?.. You can dm bro

Working on the website already and completing the process of setting up the social media platforms for the project.
Here are two options of the logo I have. Which do you think is best

Textra:
I don't really know him like this now, but I saw him in my dream back then... I am just thinking about it right now.

FFK Femi Fani Kayode.

Apart from seeing his name occasionally in the news, I don't know anything about him.

Or what does it mean to see popular people or celebrities in once dream.

May be he is owing money in advance

Lanrelagboi:
LAGOS SEEKS PARTNERSHIP WITH PRIVATE SECTOR, STAKEHOLDERS FOR SMART CITY PROJECT

… My administration will invest greatly in technology, says Sanwo-Olu

… Confirms Coker-Odusote as substantive General Manager of LASIMRA

Lagos State Governor, Mr. Babajide Sanwo-Olu on Tuesday pledged his administration’s commitment to greatly invest in technology, which according to him is critical to the development of the State and nation at large.

He said technology is crucial to the Lagos Smart City Project and therefore called on key stakeholders and the private sector to collaborate as partners with the State Government to create a Lagos that works for all.

Governor Sanwo-Olu stated this at the 2021 Stakeholders Conference of Lagos State Infrastructure, Maintenance and Regulatory Agency (LASIMRA), with the theme: 'Lagos State Metro and Smart City Initiative: The Future of Technological Infrastructure".

He said his government is committed to providing ease of doing business for investors to make life better for citizens as well as adequate security of lives and property in the State.

The Governor hinted that the State will not hesitate to take a cue from Singapore and other countries that use modern technology for massive infrastructure development, while also collaborating with the private sector.

"If Lagos is to sustain its Centre of Excellence status in the country, vital infrastructural development is critical to achieving human capital development. The economic impact that infrastructure improvement has on nation building cannot be over-emphasised," he said.

Governor Sanwo-Olu during the conference also confirmed the acting General Manager of LASIMRA, Engr. (Mrs) Abisoye Coker-Odusote, as substantive General Manager of the agency.

In his Keynote Address, Lagos State Commissioner for Science and Technology, Mr. Hakeem Fahm noted that in line with the T.H.E.M.E.S. agenda, the State will leverage technology to provide infrastructure to boost the state economy, improve security, enhance efficient service delivery in all sectors and traffic management in a bid to achieve a Smart City and to make Lagos a 21st Century economy.

He said technology is relevant and significant to enhance economic growth and development of a state and the nation, noting that Lagos State has successfully adopted technology in implementing the six-pillar T.H.E.M.E.S agenda.

The General Manager of LASIMRA, Engr. (Mrs) Abisoye Coker-Odusote, said it is not surprising that in Lagos State, the Babajide Sanwo-Olu-led government through the Lagos State Infrastructure Maintenance and Regulatory Agency is keen on making Lagos the fortress of digital enterprise, an urban hub for innovation and commerce and a fertile market for imperial investment.

She said: "In line with Mr. Governor's T.H.E.M.E.S. Policy Agenda, repositioning Lagos State as a smart city is an integral aspect of this administration; with a well-designed roadmap, the administration has been working hard to improve the efficiency of services and eliminate redundancies in major sectors to promote an enabling environment for business, as well as residents.

"The administration's plan to fully transform the state Metro/Smart City Project and make her economy 21st century compliant is fully on course," she said.

The Special Adviser to the Governor on Works and Infrastructure, Engr. (Mrs.) Aramide Adeyooye during plenary, said the State Government is committed to the Smart City Project to reduce crime, increase investment among other things.

Other panellists, which comprised Deputy CEO, Huawei Technologies Nigeria Limited, Mr. Zhao Wen Jun; Chief Development Officer, West Indian Ocean Cable Company (WIOCC), Mr. Darren Bedford and Chief Technical Officer, WTES Project Limited, Mr. Sunil Gubbi, urged Lagos State Government to leverage technology and partnership with the private sector to achieve the Smart City and 21st Century economy status.

The Chief Executive, Skystone Capital and Investment Limited, Mr. Ola Olabinjo; Managing Director, Coleman Technical Industries Limited, Mr. George Onafowokan; Special Adviser to the Governor on Technology and Innovation, Mr. Tunbosun Alake and Senior Advisor, Kasi Cloud Limited, Mr. Ibrahim Dikko spoke on financing critical inputs of the Lagos Smart City Project.

Why can't they just borrow money like the FG, as simple as ABC

LillyandDaisy:
Please house, I just get a friend in Canada that is ready to help me to migrate to Canada strictly for greener pastures!!! But he doesn’t know how to go about it!!! All advice and ideas are highly welcome

If you have the money focus on the schooling option, if you don't want to waste your time