₦airaland Forum

sacluxisback:
Bro's I m telling you, yesterday for Lekki 1 , out of church mind I gave a lady beggar 500. She talk say the money no reach.

And the annoying thing about these beggars is that most of them that are supporting Buhari.

Many of them get money pass their benefactors sef, they might look dirty in rags but all na wash.

mynairaland2018:
Lol! Obviously not a fundamentalist (fanatic) Christian. Or maybe she thinks she can go and change something. In dt case, sorry is her name. Lol! Hope another divorce is not loading.
Ooni seems like a worldly guy, man about town. I just hope an innocent spirikoko will satisfy him mentally.

Exactly my thoughts, an ogbonge spirikoko will not marry a 'worldly' guy like Ooni. It's like saying Pastor Kumuyi of Deeper Life should marry Toke Makinwa.

LadySarah:
See pix like a mugshot,Oba yet to take her out.I hope she hasnt been brainwashed by her parents on the benefits of marrying a two time divorced Oba.She looks two young for all these sh..it.

She comes from a humble background. Her weavons are tangled meaning they could be Daniella #1500 brands. .Oba will have to upgrade her dress sense.

See her hair roots,its neither relaxed nor natural

Come and join the natural team.Natural is bae,healthy,cheap,clean,nappy and all

I Hml,I hope you find happiness...

Some people can analyze sha, jeez!

Congrats to him, he's got a humble and great personality.

...but wait o, he's 44, she's 25....young blood things, sharp guy

yankison:
Hook us Up man .. I'm well to do and I work with Chai Farms as a supervisor .. I can take the bold step ... Pm me ok 07018976383

@OP, damn, this dude is serious, please help hook him up.

Unfortunately, these type of girls take shots themselves, they know what they want and go straight up for it. They usually don't like referrals but all the best.

easy1960:
Sharing An Office With The Devil

Hello NL, i will not bored you up with much talk this time around, rather i will go straight to the point.

Early 2017 when i got a job in a construction company, i was made to share an office with a lady. Since i was new there, the lady was the one showing me around, introducing me to some clients, taking me out for lunch etc.

After some time, the lady demanded to know my house and i was so scared of taking her to my house since dad and mum are always against that. One day, i had to act like a man and i took her to my house. She admired my room and fell in love with almost every thing that was in that room.

She left my house that evening and the next day we still met at the office. In the morning of that day, the lady told me she wants to have a talk with me so i made up time to hear from her.

She was so uncomfortable when we went out to discuss in one of the eatry, but later she told me she wants to carry my baby, that she is 31 and she really want to have a child of her own, meanwhile, i am 29. I was so scared and bittered while she will say such a thing. I refused with a reason been that i am from a descent home therefore, my parents will kill me if i do such a thing.

Right now, any time i go to work, this lady will at times sit on the table, open her legs and ask me to see what is inbetween her legs. She will insist on kissing me at times. I am a guy that is always shy, i am not comfortable with her in that office again.

Please my good friends, what do you think is right for me to do in this kind of situation that i will escape this lady?

I think the baby mama thing is story for the gods, she wants you guys to date. Why not give it a try, you never can tell, except you don't find her attractive, sometimes love is found in the oddest places and if it doesn't work, you both go your ways. Just avoid impregnating her while the relationship lasts.

Remijuice:
Make una dey help me find plumbing work to do...

Before hunger finish una brother!

Abi you want to blame it on PMB ni

kmcutez:
Not everyone thinks like you. I'm happy gay people are fighting for their rights and recording victories everywhere. Soon all countries will recognize and legalize gay acts. What would you do then? Kill yourself?? Lol

Since you don't see any wrong in it. Your son will turn out to be gay IJN, his son too will turn out as gay IJN, then his daughter will emerge as a Lesbian IJN...oya shout a very big AMEN!

Yorubas will say "Were dun wo loja, ko se e bi lomo" (It's amusing to watch a mad person display in the market square but no one desires to have him or her as a child).

openmine:
Homosexuality is Totally abnormal,preposterous and madness personified...those committing such acts including those in support of such acts needs to be corrected in the head!

My thought process as much as am concerned is fully and adequately normal....

If you think am abnormal, then U better start evaluating your current thought process!

A man is sexually attracted to a woman(or visa versa) by default,hence any other sexual attraction should not only be discouraged but also corrected!

Without the normal process,you won't even be in this world let alone existing!
Can a man be impregnated by a man?
Does the other gay have a womb?
Can a woman miraculously pass her "sperm" to hatch her fellows lesbian's egg during their intercourse?

When man seeks to go against or alter the cause of life,complication,frustration and loneliness are their end product!

if it was really normal for gays to fall in love as u said,why do ladies still need a sperm donor to fertilize her eggs....is her fellow homosexual not capable of impregnating her?

The one that even irritates me most is when two men say they are in love with each other.....
What really attracted the man to the other man?
....and you are in support of such crap?
and you tag me an abnormal person?
Jezzzzzzz!

I'm with you jare, ride on.

This Kcee of a guy has this inexplicable facial look...as if he's....

sCun:
Desperate Yoruba man trying to escape returning to Nigeria after his student visa expires.
If this trick works for him and he's given asylum expect more Nigerian students in the UK to do the same.
Another Yoruba scam

Intelligent...

BlastAfonja:
woooooo! hehe who cares about a broke ass respect, dont just cross her path or you will be crushed and your cursed blood will spill. i know that one, Linda is a shrewd woman who can hang you if you take things personal with her.. Better go with he flow, stick to ranting online thats all..
But come to think of it, are you supposed to be worried about your satanic lost brother Bobrisky

Just seeing this. Thought I said I retracted my post based on personal reasons....but come o, Linda will skin me alive in person even if I didn't? Lol...maybe that's what you think, I've always liked her as a person, just recent developments made me take a step back but please sit back and enjoy NL, people sef dey here o...lol

Kingsleyibeh99:
Hahahahahahaha, you no go kill me. Leave our Yahweh messenger, covering evil, comparing modern age with Old Testament time.

Our Yaweh guy is just being sarcastic. It's obvious nau, we just catching fun out of his post.

CuteMadridista:
Christians should be very watchful of their utterances against Apostle Chris Omatsola as Yahweh works in mysterious ways and his wisdom looks like foolishness unto man.

Yahweh once told the Israelites to kill all midianites but keep young virgin girls as war booty. This sounds wrong to us but whatever Yahweh commands is wise even if it looks wrong in our limited knowledge he has his reasons

Yahweh figuratively destroyed Saul for not totally destroying the Amalekites

Yahweh once told Ezekiel to eat bread baked with human shiit

Same way Yahweh sent lying spirits to Ahab's prophets. This also sounds wrong to us but he has his reasons we aren't privy to and he answers to no one

Yahweh also hardened Pharaoh's heart while using that as opportunity to send more plagues and kill innocent people until all firstborn sons of the Egyptians are dead. This also sounds cruel but that's Yahweh showing us his loving power and nobody should question him

Yahweh struck Onan dead for refusing to cum into his brother's wife's vagyna



its possible Yahweh instructed Apostle Chris Omatsola to make a sex video with Princess Tamaratokoni Okpewho and Yahweh might have his reasons so we should not use our limited knowledge to judge what a man talking to a being of unlimited knowledge does. Beware not to bring a curse upon your lives and future generations by attacking a true men of Yahweh

True. Yaweh might have asked him to go in that direction.

Do you have a daughter? A fine one o. Please don't ask me what Yahweh is whispering to me yet, we would find out later...his ways are mysterious, I myself can't tell for now, just let me have your daughter for 3 months.

Yaweh bless you Bro or Sister. CuteMadridista

With your face like Mr. Bean's.

johnshagb:
How can someone be desperately looking for another husband for no reason? Doesn't make sense to me.

Mentioned I can't tell either, guess she's trying to get things going in some comfort zone on the side before leaving the marriage. A mutual friend close to her mentioned it but would not give the reason or further details.

Ladies that get married 8 months after leaving their husbands or getting a divorce, what do you think they did? You think they just met the new guy and boom got married? No, they were cutting PPs during their previous marriage. The heart of a woman can be very deep.

sacajawea:
Lol I still Bleep one Lousy Talkative One Near My House recently

Sorry to call you an ASS, why should you bleep a married woman...and on top of it, you're happy and proud.

johnshagb:
These replies are not made by Nigerians. I can vouch for our ladies in this regard.


I take off my wedding ring when I think I may see someone who could make my husband be my future ex-husband

So not true. Nigerian ladies do it too, at least I heard about a mutual friend seriously looking for another husband despite being married, of course it would kick off with cheating and then graduate into her second marriage. I understand she regretted marrying the guy and desperately want out, why? I don't know.

It was the second time her friend had such a nasty experience, is there something about her that makes the drivers masturbate? or she is just prone to attracting drivers who masturbate? Besides, can someone masturbate and drive at the same time? Or he parked the car before engaging in the act. Did she attempt to end the ride? Why didn't she? There is something ambiguous about this story....if there are no videos or pictures, the accusers should forget it.

This is one of the most heartbreaking news I have heard in recent times. I feel so much pain and sadness reading this.

Our deepest condolences goes to her family.

May her good soul rest in peace.

yeyerolling:
what SM platform is that o

IG_Instablog_post on Mercy Aigbe_comment section

Truth is, a hungry man is myopic in his views, he doesn't and cannot understand the long-term effects the fight against corruption would have on him and his family, he doesn't realize it's for his good and that of his children but can you blame him? He is hungry, nothing else matters to him, "leave the fight against corruption for now, just give me food!" Poverty is a bad thing, it leaves you deluded, you cannot even think straight. You live for now, for the moment.

Any wise government would simultaneously work on 'stomach infastructure'.

Publicity stunt?

Gallant Soldier. May his soul rest in peace.

LadyHeaven:
Same here, I felt really bad, imagine if she was an American kia, Swat, FBI, Interpol, UN joint forces, Airforce, Navy, Marine,even coast guard sef would have been on it then they can say ' we tried all we could' Lie Mohammed saying that just broke my heart cos I am sure they didn't do any single thing.

May she RIP

A good reason why some peeps can 'die' to become an American citizen.

The Nigerian Government needs to take the protection of the lives of its citizen more seriously. Every single soul should and must matter.

Sometimes back, I didn't have a car, not because I couldn't afford one but because of the location of my job, driving would have been synonymous with me using my money to buy a one-way ticket to hell; without a car, it took me approximately 15 mins to get to work and about the same amount of time when returning home and I work Monday to Saturday. Driving on the other hand would take me at least 2 hours to and 3 hrs fro considering the mad traffic and the long route I would have to navigate a turn in order to head back to my direction.

All the while, I could buy 2 cars if I wanted to but I just did not see any sense in buying one because it was useless to me at the time and if I had a reason to go out on a Sunday (or maybe during the week), I use Taxify, relax and enjoy the ride.

...so if I had met this kind of lady during that period and truly liked her, what would have been my fate?

Ioannes:
Thank you.

This time around we don't HAVE TO vote for any of the two major contenders.

They are only major contenders because they have large financial source and maybe support of the same hapless citizens they rape everyday.


There are other people vying for the presidency.


The masses should make up their minds about one of them and support him totally.


Donald Duke, Sowore, Moghalu, etc can be supported.


Enough of the cries that we don't have other choices.


Why must the presidency be zoned to the North IF there are more capable people in the East or West or Central?

Unfortunately such a vote should be considered wasted, not where APC and PDP exist. They have the financial warchest and most importantly the political structure to win an election at the national level.

brainhgeek:
He was decapitated. How did the poster get his identity as a unijos student? Investigations should start from him.

Maybe his ID card. Other students might have found it on him.

This is getting all the more annoying, these guys posting fixed matches everywhere, could you please desist from doing so and stop discrediting this platform.

Your contemporaries are out there trying to make a decent living, you are here looking for who to scam.

So what is the difference between you guys and the murderer (s) of this UNIJOS student?

Evil men, see their wicked and mean faces. So they would look their fellow humans in the eye and slaughter them.

The blood they spilled have cried for justice.

They must be killed too. *Lunatics*

Davido should investigate and if story turns out to be true, he should apologize to the guy.

It would be very unfair to just let this pass, plus his image matters, he should not allow one follow follow scumbag tarnish the reputation he has worked hard to build over the years.

rusher14:
And who are Buhari's friends?

If you have ever been a Buhair supporter, how does your conscience even allow you approve of Atiku?

I mean, hasn't it been established that he's simply a criminal who would line his pocket at every opportunity?

From the day Buhari got into office I felt sorry for him, because to be honest, the man has been unlucky.

So unlucky that in our democratic history since 1999, he's had to endure falling oil prices whilst the others enjoyed rising oil prices.

In spite of this, he has provided populist schemes and projects. Npower a good example.

Rail lines that successive governments make out to be unachievable are being laid before your very eyes.

Yet, a man who you and I know deprived scholars of money (PTDF was set up to fund scholarships for brilliant minds), who diverted contract sums to his wife abroad, that such a person can be an alternative speaks about the Nigerian mind.

A thief can never bring decency.

I reiterated that I do not currently support any of the candidates.

Like I mentioned early on, opinions can be very subjective including yours. I leave the anti-Buharis to comment.

Donald Trump was and remains a somewhat controversial personality but hey, he won an election, and still has die-hard supporters. Opinion, opinion, opinion...

Buhari's friends? Saint Tinubu for starters...

rusher14:
When I read statements like yours, I know Nigeria has lost it.

Without bias, it has been established that Atiku is a thief. Of course, I don't expect of you to rationalise this.

If you are asked what Buhari has done that goes against your principles, I'm sure you'll find it difficult to explain.

Can we accuse him of enriching himself?
Let me guess, you would suggest his son rides a million Naira bike whose name you don't even know.

Nigerians are a special kind of special.

The failure of Nigeria is no surprise.

Our decisions speak for itself.

As aforementioned, I'm neutral (for now) as regards both candidates and FYI, I 'threw a party' when Buhari won in 2015 but honestly speaking, Nigeria deserves a better leader than Buhari, maybe not an Atiku but then that's subjective.

"Show me your friends and I'll tell you who you are", that's a classic expression we find hard to understand with PMB.