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HealthRe: 30 Ways To Protect Your Sperm By Prof. Oladapo Ashiru by YoshiMaster: 11:45pm On Oct 18, 2013
roymary: To Know if i have a high sperm count- the beautiful omoge has to chew before she swallows grin
Na wah oh, see request!

You future wife get her work cut out for am, no be small.
HealthRe: 30 Ways To Protect Your Sperm By Prof. Oladapo Ashiru by YoshiMaster: 11:39pm On Oct 18, 2013
Don't need any advice, my sperm is fine.

Literally!

Technology MarketRe: IPAD 1 For Sale For N10,000 by YoshiMaster(op): 9:26pm On Oct 18, 2013
valarinz: and if I'm interested how do we meet so I can see it. I'm at ikeja now but will be leaving lag by Sunday
Do you have any business on the Island? if you do, you can always come check it out.

I really can't promise that I'll be able to make it to I-town before Sunday.
Technology MarketRe: IPAD 1 For Sale For N10,000 by YoshiMaster(op): 8:59pm On Oct 18, 2013
valarinz: where are you
Lagos, VI.
Technology MarketRe: IPAD 1 For Sale For N10,000 by YoshiMaster(op): 8:58pm On Oct 18, 2013
Pic5, in this pic, you get to see were the wifi portion is "greyed out".

Technology MarketRe: IPAD 1 For Sale For N10,000 by YoshiMaster(op): 8:54pm On Oct 18, 2013
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Technology MarketRe: IPAD 1 For Sale For N10,000 by YoshiMaster(op): 8:53pm On Oct 18, 2013
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Technology MarketRe: IPAD 1 For Sale For N10,000 by YoshiMaster(op): 8:52pm On Oct 18, 2013
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Technology MarketRe: IPAD 1 For Sale For N10,000 by YoshiMaster(op): 8:48pm On Oct 18, 2013
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CareerRe: Questions A Job Seeker Shouldn't Ask In An Interview. by YoshiMaster: 5:25pm On Oct 18, 2013
Lordwize: Can you tell us, the question we can ask? Thank you.
Typically, engaging questions would do.

Take for instance, a web design firm that only uses older HTML. During the interview, you can ask questions relating to that and more, like "how is the company positioning itself to adopt the new HTML version?".

That way, the interviewer gets to talking intelligently about pertinent issues, and your worth is instantly increased by such questions.

I'd say reasearch well on a company, and what they do before any interview, then trust that knowledge, and just have a conversation using that knowledge as a base. Just remember to be humble, there's probly a high chance the interviewer knows more than u do.
CareerRe: Questions A Job Seeker Shouldn't Ask In An Interview. by YoshiMaster: 5:13pm On Oct 18, 2013
Lol @ Can I work from home?

The interviewer suppose ask am wether na only house in one work from, whether in no go like to dey work from Miami, or Pari, nonsense!
RomanceRe: Can A Nigerian Girl Serenade Her Lover? by YoshiMaster: 12:13am On Oct 17, 2013
axion: All man, donate laugh abeg to make the world a better place angry angry
Guy, e be like say you never hear of the new cashless policy, by central bank of Nigeria.
RomanceRe: Can A Nigerian Girl Serenade Her Lover? by YoshiMaster: 11:47pm On Oct 16, 2013
Girl tell me say she wan serenade me, I say oya now sere, sere, baby!

She come pull down her shirt come remain her bra, e be like say man dey dream, I just dey too excited.

All of a sudden, she come stop, bring out POS, come ask me, "Current or Savings?"

Chai, see strategy! Stewpid girl, serenade ni serenade ko.

Anyways sha, I tell am say na current.
PoliticsRe: Lagos Deputy-Governor To Iyanya's Dancer - You Are Degrading Womanhood by YoshiMaster: 11:18pm On Oct 16, 2013
roland2rule: I can't see his buddy buddy...dis is nt unclothedness jare, d guy is sweating due to exercise
lol, don't you know that's how some girls like it? Their hardworking sexxxxy guy working up a sweat, that's a good look.

It's also a matter of what turns both sexes on. I don't think the girls need to see his dingus before they get turned on, same way us guys don't need to see ladies carpets to get turned on.

Its all about the tease.
PoliticsRe: Lagos Deputy-Governor To Iyanya's Dancer - You Are Degrading Womanhood by YoshiMaster: 11:07pm On Oct 16, 2013
-Mr Cork-:
...too many ga,y people in that Nigeria...anybody or govanor who criticise those girls yash is 1000% ga,y...male or females!(no oofesese) angry
Haha, dude you're really standing up for that bumbum, aren't you?
PoliticsRe: Lagos Deputy-Governor To Iyanya's Dancer - You Are Degrading Womanhood by YoshiMaster: 11:00pm On Oct 16, 2013
texanomaly: Yup. Major Hottie
grin
PoliticsRe: Lagos Deputy-Governor To Iyanya's Dancer - You Are Degrading Womanhood by YoshiMaster: 11:00pm On Oct 16, 2013
SELFWORTH: I bet they won't pose with the Koran like that.

A fatwa will be issued in their absence! Shameless Dogs!
That can't happen.
PoliticsRe: Lagos Deputy-Governor To Iyanya's Dancer - You Are Degrading Womanhood by YoshiMaster: 10:57pm On Oct 16, 2013
manny4life: Lol... gat you.

Although his songs can be lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Dude, truth is, if you want to be strict with the songs you listen to, then you probably won't listen to any.

I once dated this wonderful Christian girl, and she was like, she doesn't listen to nasty rap about sex and stuff, but she listens to R&B. Then she cited Neyo, as her fav.

I was like, mami, they all sing about the same thing. She didn't believe, so I had to break down one of Neyos lines.

Neyos song, SEXY LOVE: "Just one touch, and I erupt like a volcano, and cover her with my love".

I asked her, "what do you think that volcano is? and what is the eruption?"
PoliticsRe: Lagos Deputy-Governor To Iyanya's Dancer - You Are Degrading Womanhood by YoshiMaster: 10:49pm On Oct 16, 2013
manny4life: Haha.. When did Trey even classify to be asked "is he a whorre"? huh huh

@Topic, I totally support the governor, enough of the showcasing grin grin
Was just trying to flip the script, cause most ladies here were going off and rightfully so, but they too are guilty sometimes of lusting after lustful presentation by guys.
PoliticsRe: Lagos Deputy-Governor To Iyanya's Dancer - You Are Degrading Womanhood by YoshiMaster: 10:47pm On Oct 16, 2013
SELFWORTH: What's with the crucifix?

All these fake Christians sha!
I know right, its really more of a status symbol to them I guess.

My "Jesus" piece!
PoliticsRe: Lagos Deputy-Governor To Iyanya's Dancer - You Are Degrading Womanhood by YoshiMaster: 10:45pm On Oct 16, 2013
Lastly, when I saw the movie, I AM LEGEND, with a girl friend, she was ooing and ahhing when will smith shower scene came on.

I know most girls here probably did the same. I'm not saying the girls are right for exposing themselves, but the girls here need to also watch how they themselves react, when they see hot guys semi unclad.

PoliticsRe: Lagos Deputy-Governor To Iyanya's Dancer - You Are Degrading Womanhood by YoshiMaster: 10:38pm On Oct 16, 2013
What do u ladies have to say about this guy right here?

Is he a W.h.o.r.e? hahahahaha!

PoliticsRe: Lagos Deputy-Governor To Iyanya's Dancer - You Are Degrading Womanhood by YoshiMaster: 10:34pm On Oct 16, 2013
prettyem: ....
I cant stop wondering abt ur last line seriosly,dez guys r always/almost completely covered in musical videos/on stage...d worst u'll see is d guy sagging/shirt off...buh ladies wan'o go all out 2 display evryfin 2 d world,pathetic & disheartening really...
Not all the guys, case in point.

TV/MoviesRe: Funniest Adverts You've Watched/heard by YoshiMaster: 9:48pm On Oct 16, 2013
I already compiled the funniest a while back.

For laughs check out this thread: https://www.nairaland.com/1449844/funniest-commercials-ever-wont-regret

Here are a few:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbTFePdJ3eE


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrdKr-p3fWc

What she is saying:

You are undressing me with your eyes,

Poor you,

You wish you could take me home with you, and make me yours forever.
PoliticsRe: What Is The Role Of Policemen At Check Point by YoshiMaster: 11:32am On Oct 16, 2013
Babamide: The duty of a police man is to harass. He just wants to show u that with your fancy car, nice clothes, good job, etc he is still better than u are.
Haha, what kills me the most is the way they stop cars at random, so insane!

It's like "You there, park! You there, go! You there, park! You there, go!"

I mean, do these guys have some inside info to know who to select for stop and search?

One time on approaching checkpoint, I come put on my light for drivers side, put light on for passenger side, put light on for back, I even put phone light on. For where, guy still yan, "You there, park!", I give up.
PoliticsRe: What Is The Role Of Policemen At Check Point by YoshiMaster: 11:25am On Oct 16, 2013
pDude: Ebelebe list.

The duty of a policeman at a checkpoint is to stop vehicles and collect roja grin grin
Roger that!
BusinessRe: New Tricks Used By Filling Station's Pump Attendant by YoshiMaster: 11:23am On Oct 16, 2013
Billyonaire: Just pay with your ATM Card, that way, they wont get 1 naira of your money, their loot will go to the management.
ATM payment is really a scam buster sometimes, like all these sellers that say, "Oga, I no get change o", trying to collect 50, 50 naira from everybody.

Me, I pull out my ATM card, and watch their faces collapse in disappointment.

Sorry, no change for u, mhahahaa!
CareerRe: Tips On How To Stop Being A Digital Slave. by YoshiMaster: 11:18am On Oct 16, 2013
Me? Turn off my push notifications?

OP why na?
Technology MarketRe: IPAD 1 For Sale For N10,000 by YoshiMaster(op): 11:14pm On Oct 15, 2013
AskProf: How many GB is it? Does it have any other issues? Has it been worked on before? How about dents or scratches?
32 GB, it has no other issues, yes it has been worked on by some stupid tech guy (one time it wasn't coming on, but fixed.), I believe he is the one that spoilt the wifi module.

Anyways, I will upload pics tomorrow.
Technology MarketRe: IPAD 1 For Sale For N10,000 by YoshiMaster(op): 11:12pm On Oct 15, 2013
anochuks08: 3G?
Wifi only, but ya'll can always tether phone connections.

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