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Is this guy talking about bananas? Guess he's gone bananas!

poshpimkiey: vhhhmm... i can Verify that this Very person is well Versatile in the Vicious fields I had considered myself well Versed.
@op...she looks trashy. not good for young eyes sam sam

Neither Verbose, nor Vague. Very Vivid, Voguish phrases and Vocab, braVissimo.

I guess those ones are cool, because hey, its the Olympics and you're not focused on it right?

I would want my wife to dress super hot for me, I don't know if I will let her go out in public like that, but otherwise, please blow my mind.

Or these HARD working guys?

Or this one?

So what about these guys?

yuncka: O boi! Dat 'Camel Toe' dey lyk kpomo. Who wan chop?

Hope say she no come rub embalming fluid ontop am, make in swell.

goldenvicky: stop writting varnacular

No te pongas celosa, mami!

adaobi123: I guess you're interested in it ?

Very! She's Voluptuous, Vicious, and I'm sure Voracious.

The Visual of that V, can make man Vertical, and Vitalized, easing Vexation.

adaobi123: That camel toe !!! Yooooo !!!!

Healthy, fully grown camel.

Quiero que seas mía, quiero morirme contigo, Te amo.

Decryptor: Guys! I no go lie una o! I work in the IT unit of the FCTA. Everyone is engrossed in getting Sallah Ram + Monetary Bonus package for now. Here, it is always "Chop now, work later".

Make una update the website ooo!

Una suppose dey worry about PC Ram, not how una go get Easy Ram.

Abeg help me tell all dem IT boys for there say, whether dem give them Ram or dem no give them Ram, make dem Ramp up their efforts.

But nawa sha! when you really think about this again, it is so sad.

Have you guys ever used a live sport game companion online, like for soccer and basketball?

The companion updates play by play, so it feels like you're not missing anything, even if you aren't viewing the live video feed.

That's the level of commitment some of these personal sport sites show, and here these guys can't even update names, pics, and info in couple of weeks?

That sht cray!

Heya, if punch is so concerned, let them send in brown envelopes. I'm sure that will quicken the pace, it always does.

Then again, there is nothing to be gained by the viewers of the site, and nothing to be gained by the webmasters. So no possible brown envelope spin can be put on this.

You know what that means, no brown envelope, no progress. So as Afam said, check back in 12 months.

Hello Techies, I have an old ipad 1 that I am not using anymore, that I want to sell for N10,000.

Issues:-

The Wifi/Bluetooth chip is not working, was quoted 15 grand to fix it at apple store in lekki.

So if anyone wants it, holla!

I will upload the pics in a few.

young eagle: dreamer

I aint plugged in, no matrix sht, no inception sht, just real life.

Shoo! These guys build rocket come carry second.

So wetin the guys wey carry first come build na?

Abi na submarine?

Which kin school be this sef wey dem they give children rocket assignment?

When me I dey shool, dem just talk sey make we do tie and dye, come sew cloth, which one be rocket again?

Ghadafy: Continue dreaming bro, pele!!

This aint no inception sht, this is real life mein!

Daewoods: No look nyash wen driving, or you go find urself inside wetin oyibo dey call 'ditch'

True story, wettin person go do with the nyash anyway?

You go begin form James Bond for untop traffic, dey find way to reverse, all because say one girl dey chop too much puff puff and fried egg, wey come give am big nyash.

Face your front o, nyash go still dey when you park ya moto.

I had this in 2010, I am currently driving the 2020 model.

Catch-up fellas!

God forbid bad thing.

jascopassion: Hello fellow landers,it will be my joy to hear from you all abt some driving rules in this country.
Also, as a learner, what are those things one needs to be mindful of?
Lastly, what are the 1st things to check when a car suddenly derives problem while you are on a journey and easy check solution to those problems?

There are some psychos that drive some milo cans on wheels, they are the danfo drivers, with their "I don't give a F.U.K" mentality, and their F.U.K.E.D up metal containers.

Beware of these ones if you love your ride, because these psychos can't afford to repair your ride if they bash it.

You guys miss the big picture?

Soon they will start controlling people, its all good though.

Unlike some people that control their car when it gets stolen to turn off the engine remotely, me I will simply turn off the driver.

"Driver last warning, return my car oooo or else, I will end your life with my iphone."

JimloveTM: really?

Quite shameful right? At least the driver had huge cojones, to stand his ground.

I don't know if this video has been posted on nairaland yet, honestly it's getting quite hard to keep track of all these police extortion videos, it seems a new episode is released every week. I'm not complaining though, so for those who haven't seen this already, enjoy!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hxz56beDxI4

You don't need a big wedding, you can just do it in court. Sounds lame, but does it really matter?

I'll advice that you don't have kids untill you can afford to, but besides that, your wife should be able to hustle with you, so I don't really see a problem there.

If you wanna get married though, please make sure you love the person, and it's not just to conform.

Jayses: Naruto

Are you under genjutsu, that you will mention Naruto here?

Don't let me burn you with Amaterasu.

Well they are both retards, so I guess the question should be more like, which one is more r.e.t.arded?

I can't pick either, because just when I think Homer is too r.e.tarded, Peter goes ahead and tops it, and then Homer tops that, and so on.

lastpage: A better measure of the price would have been to ally it with the "purchasing or average income" of the users!

For example, if l earn #2000 monthly, and spend #200 on mobile data, that is 10% of my monthly income.
Compared to someone who earns $200 monthly (average of #32,000) and spends ##2,000 on the same amount of mobile data as l do, though he has spent[b] TEN TIMES of what l spent[/b] on the same thing, in "real terms", he has actually only spent 6.25% ota!f his income on data!

Thus, this publication is nothing more than Bullshyte!

Lastpage!

Hey Lassie, for your analysis to be correct, internet would have to be more expensive in the U.S, which it isn't.

Don't know were d OP got his data from.

Osita_inklord: This is false. Unlimited wifi in u.s is $80 per month. $30gives you 3gig in Tmobile... Nigeria is in the dark ages.

Thanks you!

I was like 500mb for $85?

Impossicant!

Which United States are you referring to?

Can't be the same one I know, 500mb for $85, you have got to be joking.

Tosyn007: You better think twice bout where your love is falling to...Firestar here has tripple the strenght and hot temper of Tsunade....dont say you weren't warned ooo

Hehe, didn't stop Giraya, won't stop me either.