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FamilyRe: Being Gay Is A Choice, Not Genetic Or Hereditary - Ben Carson(gifted Hands) by YourCoffin: 9:57am On Mar 06, 2015
Either Ben Carson needs a certification renewal or he has overstepped his professional boundaries....
FamilyRe: How To Know A Husband Beater And Abuser by YourCoffin: 6:23pm On Feb 26, 2015
Cosigned but a more effective solution is retaliation. An eye for an eye keeps the devil in thy place....
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army Recruitment 2015 by YourCoffin: 2:04pm On Feb 21, 2015
Do I get to ride an armored tank. I always wanted to ride one of those....
FamilyRe: How Do I Make My New Business Office Lively And Motivating ? by YourCoffin: 9:45am On Feb 21, 2015
Empero1:
Bro , this your username get as it be . Meanwhile , your suggestion is exceptionally sound . Thank you .
Uwc. YourClothes would have been better abi?
FamilyRe: How Do I Make My New Business Office Lively And Motivating ? by YourCoffin: 9:17am On Feb 21, 2015
The solution is simple. Hire someone else to manage it, specifically an extrovert. Be the brain and let him/her be the energy....
Christianity EtcRe: Jesus Was A Black Man by YourCoffin: 7:47pm On Feb 20, 2015
Iluv:
I cant believe you have actually been swallowing poo. grin

If you claim to know the bible to the extent of knowing the book of revelation is based on imagination, then you should also know clearly that Jesus resurrected from the tomb(not grave) note the difference between tomb and grave. He was never buried.

so how them wan take exhume him body for you to do ur scientific testhuh

Your case proves more the fact OP is creating awareness on. Blacks are gullible and have grown with this perception of what Jesus is. If you can open up your mind a bit, then you may discover how powerful you can be with reasoning properly.
Lol! I was force-fed a lot of poo while very young.

You didn't get me. The bible is nothing but an anthology of fictious books to me. My mention of grave was intentional and aims to point out that I didn't believe the story of Jesus being buried in a tomb. If he did the tomb would probably be housing the first Christain church now or used as a holy ground. But, no, we don't have such because fictious characters aren't known to be buried in real tombs. Whether he was black or white or green is no business of mine...
Christianity EtcRe: Jesus Was A Black Man by YourCoffin: 6:08pm On Feb 20, 2015
johnydon22:
Uuuhm i think they said it was john, but scholars have seen that it must have been a random gentile christian from the 2nd century and most of it were plagiarized and reworked fairy tales from the book of daniel... lolzzz
That was an oversight. Thanks for pointing it out. And in order to sound inspired, he made it ilegible, lol.
Christianity EtcRe: Jesus Was A Black Man by YourCoffin: 6:01pm On Feb 20, 2015
bigfrancis21:
Quoting from Daniel is important because it was a prophecy given to the Hebrews long before time that the expected messiah would be of wooly hair and arms and feet as burnished bronze.



Note, the prophecy about a man that was soon to come didn't mention him as having straight, wavy hair and arms and feet as ivory colour (off-white colour).

Drawings and paintings of early christians were discovered in Rome in 2AD. Did you know that it was shocking to discover that the image of Christ and his disciples in these drawings were black people? In these drawings you could see ancient hebrews depicted as white people. Be it known that at this period, racism was totally non-existent and people of the earth then felt no need or pressure to misrepresent facts or portray a certain people as another people. Racism startd in about the 16th/17th century.

https://realhistoryww.com/world_history/ancient/Misc/Jesus/catacomb_domitilla.jpg
Jesus and his disciples portrayed in the Catacombs of Rome.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/ce/Good_shepherd_02b_close.jpg
Jesus in the Catacombs of Rome. 3rd-century fresco from the Catacomb of Callixtus of Christ as the Good Shepherd with the cock on his right.

These images were drawn long before images of a white Jesus Christ started to appear centuries after. The first painting of Jesus as white with blonde hair and blue eyes was done by a man named Michael Angelo.
Chai! His theory is even gotten from a prophecy. Leaves are pink in my dreams...
Christianity EtcRe: Jesus Was A Black Man by YourCoffin: 5:57pm On Feb 20, 2015
lepasharon:
Jesus is in ''heaven'' so theres no body
I percieve sarcasm.

But if it's not, your heaven in quote may mean unknown grave...
Christianity EtcRe: Jesus Was A Black Man by YourCoffin:
Nihilist:
My friend the great thinker....

Can you explain why you used bible verses from Genesis, Daniel, and Isiaiah, which were written centuries before Jesus lived, as proof of the skin colour of the historical Jesus?
Lol! Good question!
Add revelation which was mainly from John's hallucinations...
Christianity EtcRe: Jesus Was A Black Man by YourCoffin: 5:27pm On Feb 20, 2015
If you got your facts from the bible, moreso from the book of revelation (a piece purely born out of imagination), your postulations looses its credibility.

The only way I'll believe your assertion is if Jesus Christ is exhumed from wherever he was buried and a scientific test conducted on his body to ascertain his skin colour.

I'm too old to swallow this poo again...
PoliticsRe: New Fact Emerge Buhari Cripped The Navy In 1984 by YourCoffin: 8:48am On Feb 20, 2015
@OP are you from Albania?
PoliticsRe: Should Soldiers Be Deployed For The 2015 Elections? by YourCoffin: 8:16am On Feb 20, 2015
Of course, the millitary should be deployed. In all my life I've never heard or read where the police successfully managed conflict within the country and neither are they trained to be proactive. Even institutions rarely invite the police to curb voilence. I won't even put it past them to start collecting 20naira from the voters before allowing them to vote.

A hashtag for #NoSoldiersNoVote should have been trending now sef. But I would have prefered #NoOnlineVotingNoVote.

By the way, do soldiers vote too?
FamilyRe: Can't Husbands Lovingly Lure Their Wives To Have Sex With Them? by YourCoffin: 4:38pm On Feb 19, 2015
Sweetmarriage:
No, i don't agree with this. What if she intentionally did it so you could try persuading her?
We were told that NO means NO.

Anyway, for a husband lure his wife into sex, it's as easy as her removing her undies. The man should do the following:

Fill a briefcase with a neat, crisp wads of cash that still has its fresh smell- any denomination above 50naira is ok and it doesn't have to be his. Leave the briefcase open, place it in the wardrobe and leave the door slightly ajar. Then turn off the AC, close the windows and leave the room with the door closed. Go to the sitting room, relax on the seat and watch nature play out.


When she comes to you, agree to give her anything she asks for but make sure you leave loopholes you can maneuver through. If you do all these and it didn't work, you can sue me for every penny...
FamilyRe: Husband and wife at loggerheads, any advice? by YourCoffin: 10:48am On Feb 19, 2015
I know a place where either the wife or the husband can get a gun. Very easy to purchase and will get the job done faster...
PoliticsRe: CIA And Mossad Are Behind Boko Haram And ISIL, Says Sudan President by YourCoffin: 11:01am On Feb 18, 2015
owobokiri:
Unfortunately, you have approached the discuss from the pettiest angle. Go through what the guy said again and you will see where he is coming from. The former president of Yemen just before he was bombed mentioned this too, that most of these islamic extremist groups were created by some states to meet certain foreign policy goals. It is very possible that while shekau rants and raves against the US, the very AK hanging on his shoulder was supllied by an CIA agent through a rogue alhaji. There is an american base in Niger and Chad, the same with france. What are those for?
In the case of ISIS, the man didn't lie. It was the US who created them to oust Assad from the seat of government. That one is clear for everyone to see. Even Mccain at some point rallied support for them until it spun out of their control.

As for Bokoharam, he lied. Bokoharam is undeniably a Northern fundamentalist movement which started ages ago but only culminated recently and gained external islamic support.
BusinessRe: CBN Introduces New Policy On Dormant Accounts by YourCoffin: 10:28am On Feb 18, 2015
Dormant accounts made First Bank the first bank in Nigeria. CBN should audit their financial statement dating as far back as 1920
FamilyRe: Why We Stop Over At Beer Parlours – Abuja Men by YourCoffin: 10:14am On Feb 18, 2015
irunoko:
you have a point
I don't most times. You sure you're not unliving too? D;
FamilyRe: Why We Stop Over At Beer Parlours – Abuja Men by YourCoffin: 8:03am On Feb 18, 2015
Yeye excuse. Instead of them to divorce the nagging wives they chose to destroy their health.

Married couples never cease to amaze me with their lack of common sense.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: PSG Vs Chelsea: UCL (1 - 1) On 17th February 2015 by YourCoffin: 9:31pm On Feb 17, 2015
Chelsea murdering PSG since the day Ibrahimovic was just a semen
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: PSG Vs Chelsea: UCL (1 - 1) On 17th February 2015 by YourCoffin: 8:23pm On Feb 17, 2015
Cech and Zouma should start oO. Na bus we suppose park for this match. If we manage score one goal fine, but our defence must be as solid Aso rock....
FamilyRe: Why Do Most People From Other Tribes Believe That Calabar People Are Gud In Bed by YourCoffin: 7:01pm On Feb 14, 2015
They are. Their culture allows for sexual freedom. Same with the Ijaws.
PoliticsRe: Mbu’s Order To Policemen To Kill Barbaric, Lawless – APC by YourCoffin:
Mbu's utterances are very similar to Buhari's- both tilt towards instilling discipline. Now, if Mbu's utterances and actions are condemned by APC, something is definitely wrong somewhere.
FamilyRe: How Can I Make My Son Study Like His Siblings by YourCoffin: 3:07pm On Feb 14, 2015
The olodo teacher is pissed the boy wouldn't just cram what she instructed him to cram and probably couldn't answer his questions.

If you're smart yourself, you can always find out whose fault it is by cunningly testing the teacher and whatever question your son asks make sure you give him an answer. If you don't know the answer, point him in the right direction to find out himself and introduce him to puzzles too...
FamilyRe: Is She Right To Fall In Love With Him? by YourCoffin: 2:15pm On Feb 14, 2015
Nairalanders are getting better and better with their creativity everyday
FamilyRe: Would You Fire A Maid With HIV? by YourCoffin: 10:39pm On Feb 12, 2015
No, I won't fire her. I just won't employ her.
PoliticsRe: 10 Important Things President Jonathan Said In His Media Chat by YourCoffin: 9:55pm On Feb 12, 2015
Codedly, from GeJ's statement, Jega is leaving
PoliticsRe: What The US Wants. by YourCoffin: 9:19pm On Feb 12, 2015
Global increase in oil price doesn't benefit USA in any way. Rather, it's vice versa. Global oil price is inversely proportional to the value of dollar, so how would they benefit from that? Examine USA recession history and correlate it with that of oil price and you'll see the error in your postulation.

Personally I think the cause of USA's intrusion in our politics is because of the anti-gay law. As long as that law is still extant, US will keep on pecking our forehead with their long beak until that law is revoked. How they intend to achieve that through Buhari is a question for the gods? Except they're using their support to strong-arm GEJ into forming a pact with them.......
FamilyRe: Lets Talk About Life Issues And Challenges by YourCoffin: 4:41pm On Feb 10, 2015
A problem shared is the fastest way to earn unmerited mockery. That aside. Provide your bio first...
PoliticsRe: Nazim Mimiko Nominated To Replace Jega From March 1, 2015 by YourCoffin: 10:12am On Feb 10, 2015
With one single stroke, Jega was played to make a decision that will bring the wrath of the people on him and at the same create a condition that would prevent him from overseeing the election. Chai! This's politics at its best....
FamilyRe: Why Do Men Find It Difficult To Apologise? by YourCoffin: 3:28pm On Feb 09, 2015
Men say sorry for an ofence they committed not for the ones they feel they didn't commit.
FamilyRe: Pls I Need Your Help In The Kitchen Nairalanders by YourCoffin: 7:38pm On Feb 08, 2015
Fry it inside groundnut oil and then cook it with lots of spices. It'll look like those noodles Chinese people suck with chopsticks

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