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Either Ben Carson needs a certification renewal or he has overstepped his professional boundaries.... |
Cosigned but a more effective solution is retaliation. An eye for an eye keeps the devil in thy place.... |
Do I get to ride an armored tank. I always wanted to ride one of those.... |
Empero1:Uwc. YourClothes would have been better abi? |
The solution is simple. Hire someone else to manage it, specifically an extrovert. Be the brain and let him/her be the energy.... |
Iluv:Lol! I was force-fed a lot of poo while very young. You didn't get me. The bible is nothing but an anthology of fictious books to me. My mention of grave was intentional and aims to point out that I didn't believe the story of Jesus being buried in a tomb. If he did the tomb would probably be housing the first Christain church now or used as a holy ground. But, no, we don't have such because fictious characters aren't known to be buried in real tombs. Whether he was black or white or green is no business of mine... |
johnydon22:That was an oversight. Thanks for pointing it out. And in order to sound inspired, he made it ilegible, lol. |
bigfrancis21:Chai! His theory is even gotten from a prophecy. Leaves are pink in my dreams... |
lepasharon:I percieve sarcasm. But if it's not, your heaven in quote may mean unknown grave... |
Nihilist:Lol! Good question! Add revelation which was mainly from John's hallucinations... |
If you got your facts from the bible, moreso from the book of revelation (a piece purely born out of imagination), your postulations looses its credibility. The only way I'll believe your assertion is if Jesus Christ is exhumed from wherever he was buried and a scientific test conducted on his body to ascertain his skin colour. I'm too old to swallow this poo again... |
@OP are you from Albania? |
Of course, the millitary should be deployed. In all my life I've never heard or read where the police successfully managed conflict within the country and neither are they trained to be proactive. Even institutions rarely invite the police to curb voilence. I won't even put it past them to start collecting 20naira from the voters before allowing them to vote. A hashtag for #NoSoldiersNoVote should have been trending now sef. But I would have prefered #NoOnlineVotingNoVote. By the way, do soldiers vote too? |
Sweetmarriage:We were told that NO means NO. Anyway, for a husband lure his wife into sex, it's as easy as her removing her undies. The man should do the following: Fill a briefcase with a neat, crisp wads of cash that still has its fresh smell- any denomination above 50naira is ok and it doesn't have to be his. Leave the briefcase open, place it in the wardrobe and leave the door slightly ajar. Then turn off the AC, close the windows and leave the room with the door closed. Go to the sitting room, relax on the seat and watch nature play out. When she comes to you, agree to give her anything she asks for but make sure you leave loopholes you can maneuver through. If you do all these and it didn't work, you can sue me for every penny... |
I know a place where either the wife or the husband can get a gun. Very easy to purchase and will get the job done faster... |
owobokiri:In the case of ISIS, the man didn't lie. It was the US who created them to oust Assad from the seat of government. That one is clear for everyone to see. Even Mccain at some point rallied support for them until it spun out of their control. As for Bokoharam, he lied. Bokoharam is undeniably a Northern fundamentalist movement which started ages ago but only culminated recently and gained external islamic support. |
Dormant accounts made First Bank the first bank in Nigeria. CBN should audit their financial statement dating as far back as 1920 |
irunoko:I don't most times. You sure you're not unliving too? D; |
Yeye excuse. Instead of them to divorce the nagging wives they chose to destroy their health. Married couples never cease to amaze me with their lack of common sense. |
Chelsea murdering PSG since the day Ibrahimovic was just a semen |
Cech and Zouma should start oO. Na bus we suppose park for this match. If we manage score one goal fine, but our defence must be as solid Aso rock.... |
They are. Their culture allows for sexual freedom. Same with the Ijaws. |
Mbu's utterances are very similar to Buhari's- both tilt towards instilling discipline. Now, if Mbu's utterances and actions are condemned by APC, something is definitely wrong somewhere. |
The olodo teacher is pissed the boy wouldn't just cram what she instructed him to cram and probably couldn't answer his questions. If you're smart yourself, you can always find out whose fault it is by cunningly testing the teacher and whatever question your son asks make sure you give him an answer. If you don't know the answer, point him in the right direction to find out himself and introduce him to puzzles too... |
Nairalanders are getting better and better with their creativity everyday |
No, I won't fire her. I just won't employ her. |
Codedly, from GeJ's statement, Jega is leaving |
Global increase in oil price doesn't benefit USA in any way. Rather, it's vice versa. Global oil price is inversely proportional to the value of dollar, so how would they benefit from that? Examine USA recession history and correlate it with that of oil price and you'll see the error in your postulation. Personally I think the cause of USA's intrusion in our politics is because of the anti-gay law. As long as that law is still extant, US will keep on pecking our forehead with their long beak until that law is revoked. How they intend to achieve that through Buhari is a question for the gods? Except they're using their support to strong-arm GEJ into forming a pact with them....... |
A problem shared is the fastest way to earn unmerited mockery. That aside. Provide your bio first... |
With one single stroke, Jega was played to make a decision that will bring the wrath of the people on him and at the same create a condition that would prevent him from overseeing the election. Chai! This's politics at its best.... |
Men say sorry for an ofence they committed not for the ones they feel they didn't commit. |
Fry it inside groundnut oil and then cook it with lots of spices. It'll look like those noodles Chinese people suck with chopsticks |
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