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Swtbabyvee:
best food

Garri and a well endowed egusi or vegetable soup.

UniqueQueen12:
Truth

Will you suck dick for a hundred thousand naira?

Oluwapluto:
DARE

Slap yourself.

Swtbabyvee:
TRUTH

Have you kissed a woman before?

Swtbabyvee:
hv u ever had sex with ur friends ex

No.

alasan007:
Truth

Are you married?

khia:
Truth.

Have you sucked dick before?

TRUTH

Eulalia:
This is too personal if you ask me. Why do you want to know?

Waka pass. Must you comment on every thread?

Zico5:
The person that prepared this shit is terribly sick. Do u want people to have HBP or how many average Nigerians earn above 150k with this current poverty in the land. Go to the street and see how PhD holders are struggling to get even part time lecturing jobs.

You didn't understand what you read.

He wrote per annum.

NockMedia:
Rooster and bull story. If you know, you know.

You know nothing Bomboclaat.

Abasilim:
OP you're not doing well at all.

This part summarises it.

Tobest94:
tell her to go and apologize to your mother or forget about the relationship.. trust me, she'll not apologize.. not because she's hot tempered and Ill mannered but because she has options already... she don see you finish for her mind.. call it off

Even if she forces herself to apologize, what's the need?
I understand I personally have anger issues but not to the extent of flaring up before my supposed in-laws nah. I chop craze ni?

funkmrflexx:
We Have Been Dating For 1 Year and 6 months now. I’ve met her parents, we wanted to get married last year but her dad told me to wait till she finishes school which is supposed to be next year. I’m 25 years old and she’s 22 .

I live alone in the city while my mom lives in the village. My younger sister who I’m sponsoring through school sometimes comes to my place during holidays and weekends. My girlfriend practically lives with me because she comes from a type of an Abusive family. So she lives with me and I even assist her with school fees and house rents sometimes. I’ve spent even more than her father for her school.

Everyone In my family knows her and she’s a very wonderful girl. Typical wife material. She supports me every time even when I’m broke. I’m not the type of guy that dates a lot of girls . I don’t even cheat on her. Since I met her I’ve done away with a lot of ladies. I’m 100% committed to the relationship

But the problem is that she Has very bad anger issues. I mean she can destroy your property when she’s angry and I’m the quiet type. I don’t like hitting a lady execpt once in a while a general brain resetting slap. When she starts she doesn’t listen to anyone. Not me, not even her parents. So anytime she’s angry like this I will just find a way to make her laugh. Both of you can just be eating and she will get angry if you ate the fleshy part of the meat and left oily part for her (we have quarreled because of that I mean serious quarrel) . Sometimes I get tired of the whole situation. At the end even when she’s wrong I’ll let her for peace to reign. So I try to manage the anger at home so it shouldn’t go out

So we went to visit my mom in the yesterday. Because of curfew we slept over. So my mom bought us mangos this morning and told us to carry.

My girlfriend then said she doesn’t like mango that if I want to eat my mango I should carry it myself. Then my mom (she is the type that always shouts at every body. The real wahala woman) told her that if she can’t carry the mango then she should just put it on my head for me to carry na (If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na).

That was the only thing my mom said. Then she sparked. Started shouting at my mom. That she should stop talking to her like that, that she doesn’t like it. In fact she’s going home. So she carried her bag and started going home. Every one in the compound started saying it’s ok (Na dat thing why dem tell u Dey make u Dey vex so) she was still shouting. I was even try to calm her down but no way. She was still shouting. Even my sister who had never seen her angry before became angry (na so you b? She said). I was really disappointed In her

The issue is what even made me angry is how she reacted. If she didn’t like what my mom said made her angry. At least she should have waited till we got home (this was the first time we were both sleeping over) then she would tell me. Or she could have called my sister and told her what my mom said. After all the fracas, she went inside the room till we left. I just told everybody to just leave her.

So when we got home I told her what she did was wrong that she shouldn’t have reacted like that. Na there war start. She started yelling and shouting at me that if my mom talks to everyone like that she won’t take it (my plan was to tell her that she should apologize to her. Because my mom already apologized that she won’t talk to her again like that. Which I know she will o . So we can just forget about the issue. But she never accepts she’s wrong ) She said I took her to my village to intimidate her in front of my family people, I was really angry and called her uncle and told him what happened. He said there was nothing wrong with what my mom told her (If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na) and that he would talk to her .

I even scolded my mom before I left that I didn’t like what she said what she did that’s she was just causing issue. My girlfriend said when my mom said the word (If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na) that I should have immediately rebuked my mom. But me sef no see anything wrong with what my mom said( If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na)

I just Dey follow her uncle advise and leave her be until she calms down and I talk to her

So my people what’s offensive in this word? If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na)

But this her attitude don tire me. Break up is not on the card for me at least not yet. She always thinks that they are other guys out there because she has a lot of toasters but I know they can’t do quarter of what I’m doing for her. In this modern time it’s difficult to see a guy who will allow his girlfriend stay with him thereby losing his freedom to do certain things. A guy who doesn’t cheat, a guy who takes care of her does everything for her .

I just think the things she went through in her family is affecting her physiological. And sometimes when I think about leaving her I feel pity because she can’t go back to her parents house.

Op I will be very honest to you, I promise.

Now listen.

I have learnt in life that what someone says, what they really mean and how we perceive them could be all different.

From my understanding, your mum left her no choice but to carry the mango which is still okay. It would have been wrong traditionally speaking if you had put that mango on your head to carry.

In fact, I believe if you wanted to carry the mango there was no need for her help as you are strong thus I want to believe what your mum used was sarcasm to mock her.
This shouldn't have caused her to flare up but like you said, she has uncontrollable anger issues which will increase if you marry her.

Don't marry out of pity cos I don't want you to be creating threads on family section how your wife broke your plasma television, smashed your iPhone and threatened to kill you. Na so e dey start.

If she believes and even told you that she has choices, free her. She will cope just fine.

Finally you said she is a wife material but I didn't see what qualified her as such. Ability to manage with you in little? Your eye go soon clear. Shebi she told you she already has options? What makes you think she will be committed enough to stick with you through thick and thin without considering those options when things become unbearable?

You seem to make excuses for her behavior. Hold her accountable to them. There are some girls from such families who still came out better.

I will suggest you take a break. Waiting to see enough reasons may be dangerous cos once she gets pregnant. Your type is trapped!

SpecialAdviser:
By the girl look and act, you can deduce that she is an insatiable ocean.

That's what I need. E go tire us.

Dailyhappenings:
A lady has gone online with the photo of her boyfriend to show him on bed and his full photo calling him a "two minutes noodle".

This got a whole lot of reactions on her social media page as many wondered if she had a problem with him or they broke up.

SEE REACTIONS: http://www.musictori.com/2020/05/what-she-did-is-it-right-or-wrong.html

This is the kind of woman I need: strong and active in bed and enjoys sex like I do.

They are clearly not compatible.
Someone should give me her digits fah.

Dailyhappenings:
A lady has gone online with the photo of her boyfriend to show him on bed and his full photo calling him a "two minutes noodle".

This got a whole lot of reactions on her social media page as many wondered if she had a problem with him or they broke up.

SEE REACTIONS: http://www.musictori.com/2020/05/what-she-did-is-it-right-or-wrong.html

Op you won't make heaven. Why did you colour the boobi nah?

You think you are still in Primary school?

Why him come do hair like a Bomboclaat?

pocohantas:
Food is ready. Had mine with garri, it tastes like ijebu garri, but it sure isn’t it.

All this stress ontop wagoin?

I'll pass. I enjoyed wagoin with bread when I was in Lagos. I also enjoy bread with beans. To me, no much difference.

1000followers:
In this life no one knows the future, no one knows what he or she will become tomorrow, no one knows where he or she will arrive in future.

Here is the former captain of the Super eagles (The National Team Of Nigeria) in his secondary school days, in the picture he was with his classmates a boy and two girls:



More About Mikel Obi
Mikel Obi whose full name is John Obi Mikel was born on the 22 April 1987 and started playing football in 2004 at the age of 17 with a local club "Plateau United.

He joined Chelsea two years later and stayed for 11 years before moving to a Chinese club in 2017, then later returned to England club "Middlebrough" before joining Trabzonspor in July 2019.

Mikel Obi has played 88 times for Nigeria, scoring six goals, he is a defensive midfielder

Mikel Obi is a father of two twin daughters with a Russian girlfriend.

Credit:
https://thesmartcitizens.com/

Read news on The Smart Citizens - https://thesmartcitizens.com/

You didn't add that he was laid off by Trabzonspor for unruly albeit justified behaviour.

Colossusgist:
A Nigerian lady identified simply as Oluwaseyifunmi, who recently turned 30, has taken to her social media page to reveal that she’s searching for love.

According to Oluwaseyifunmi who is a programmer, she can’t cook or wash and is often busy with work.

She went further to ask well-meaning twitter users to find her a boyfriend.

“I’m 30 and looking for love.
I can’t cook, I can’t wash and I’m often too preoccupied with work.
Twitter, find me a boyfriend.

“I’m one of those ladys who know exactly what they want in a man and go for it.

Before we can even date,


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If she doesn't wash, how great would be the stench from her pant.

Jeez!

edoboy74:
What are they doing in southeast instead of Lagos?

And this stupid man said he doesn’t know their whereabout, what are these politicians taking us for, some bunch of fools or what.

If you understand that they are technicians and not doctors perhaps you will have a clue.

Lagos and some big cities already have 5 G network. They are installing 5G in south east.

AdaoraJoy:
Picture of You Carrying the Cement... Or Idonbelivit

You are unbelievable.

Shift joor.

Juanmike:
Fake story

What is fake about a niccur hustling for daily bread?

Powerintoxicate:
Everything is now news on Nairaland front page. Even if I'm pooing I'll just take pictures and gbam I'm on front page. Na wa o

Life easy for you now doesn't mean it would be like that forever.

This thread is worthy of front page.

southniyikaye:
The thing is, I have never gone to search for a job in my life, while in school, I was into photography so I used that to sustain myself.

After school, I worked in a construction company and I later had my own company and had almost ten employees. Well last year I lost everything and reality dawned on me.

I have too kids and a beautiful wife to take care of.

Now to the main koko. Am 6.2ft tall and faaaaat but now, the fat Don turn fitted when hunger Wan kill me so I set out to job hunt.

After series of trials and interviews, job no enter o. Least I forget, I fresh small, OK I resemble butty pickin.

Begged family to raise me to start over, found none. Close friends nko, shishi dem no fit raise me and sincerely I didn't blame anybody after all no be dem cause my wahala.

So I set out to do menial jobs, the ones I could find was bricklaying or packing of block. Anytime I get there, their response is always, SHEY I THINK SAY U FIT DO THIS KIN WORK? YOU THIS BUTTY PICKIN
OR I SABI THE KIN WORK WEY YOU FIT DO.

TRIED series of places, it was the same response until one Man decided to give me a trial.
First job was to carry sand from point A to point B. I almost fainted but was doing strong man cos all eyes were on me.

Secondly I was asked to bring cement now this is the funny part. One very tiny guy called levels was the one bringing the cement, not more than 5.6ft tall, as in tiny o, so seeing him, I believed it will be an easy task and I tried to carry 50kg bag all by myself, I couldn't even raise it to chest level when I scatter for ground and everyone burst out laughing. Tried severally to no avail until someone helped me.

Now after mixing, it was time to serve the bricklayers. Worked from 8 till 12 and I was already having Back ache and Head ache. Infact all my body was aching and I told them I can't continue. They should give whatever they feel like giving me until they told me if I didn't finish with them till evening, no kobo for me.

I Sha manage work till 7:30pm and they paid me 1700 instead of 1500 just to pity my condition.
I was bedridden for almost three days after

Hahaha. Na so e easy?
Maybe you should try farm work. That's if you fit o but it should be simpler than lifting heavy objects.

postbox:
https://brandspurng.com/2020/05/14/lockdown-lasg-explains-reason-behind-social-media-poll/

So Covid has turned an aged man into a ninja turtle abi na sub zero fah?

Aonkuuse:
http://saharareporters.com/2020/05/14/nigerias-school-feeding-programme-during-covid-19-ploy-steal-n135bn-%E2%80%94pdp

Lagos Alayes and Agbayas are waiting, saying " Make dem speaker finish, na here we dey".

The kind rushing weh dem go rush that food for one spot go surprise devil.

Shebi una wan share food, bah?

iceboy4752:
I rather recharge using my bank despite disadvantage number one, which is N4 charge for N100. If you buy from the nearest shop, you'll still be charge N10 anyway.

Pennywise Pound foolish.

fulaniHERDSman:
Pasarachi

Lol. That's not in use.

You rather have Kasarachi.

evansjeff:
Recently I've been very bothered about myself. I'm a guy of around 30 but some things that still worry my heart is really disturbing. I will start like this.

1. Something embarrassing happened some time last year when I travelled home for visit. They bought a goat and was looking for who to kill it, me knowing I'm the most senior man at home jejely went into ghost mode, everyone started looking for me, in the end I had to come out but shamelessly told them I can't kill it. They had to call a 16 year old opposite neighbour to do it while my younger ones helped him hold the goat. I couldn't even stand the sight of seeing the goat struggling for life while receiving knife in the throat. I left there immediately.

2. You might think it's normal for goat until I tell you that I can't kill a chicken or rat, last Christmas, I badly wanted to buy a life chicken because I beleive it's more healthy, but who will kill it? Bae was around, I don't want any embarrassment so I jejely bought frozen chicken . There is a wall gecko strolling around my room for weeks now, but I can't kill it, it becomes embarrassing any time I have a visitor

3. The most recent is, there are two birds trying to build a house in my lobby, I kept destroying the house but they didn't give up, it got to a point, I felt bad for the poor birds, what if they don't have a house? what if I'm the one building a house with all my strength and government keeps destroying it? I had to leave them to build. My neighbour said he killed the birds that tried doing that in his house but me can i do that? No. i just tire.

4. Lastly, When travelling and there's an accident, people rush out to watch but I dare not else the trauma will remain for months, I can't stand the sight of blood and body cuts.

Any time I think about killing an animal, I ask myself, what if I'm the one being held by boko haram or killer herdsmen and about to be slaughtered? How excruciating the pain can be.

Any time I think about crushing a cockroach, I ask myself, what if I'm the one trying to cross the high way and dangote trailer crushes me?

So guys, am I normal? Do I need to see a doctor or a psychologist?

You don't have a problem if that's your only problem.