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BodyCount:
This yẹyẹ S24 has been in the market since last year and itel keeps relaunching it EVERYDAY!

You're sure it's not S23 you're referring to? Cos they actually look the same.

Afrobasic:
Finally, some educative post on Nairaland's front page.

Just how Nairaland used to be that year I found the site. Now it's a shadow of itself. I haven't read any comment below your's but I'm certain many people here will derail this thread with some political and religious jargons.

ceejay80s:
Na ur type dey cook without pepper and salt,
What's the essence when the road is incomplete?
If u fit waka 100 foot walk on that road by 8pm , I go give u my car, I swear,
I trust aboki people , I no go survive am

Person write rubbish, una de support am because of sentiments. Wetin you need bicycle lane on such highway for?

Urheadmaster:
Expressway no side walk no bicycle lane and some people are applauding the rubbish

Politics aside, this one na very mumu talk you talk here. Side walk and bicycle lane for this kind high way? Wetin de do you?

Isaac isn't an English name but that spelling and the pronunciation confuses me until tomorrow.

morikee:
When the going was smooth.

Go back then and see if you could afford that N500. If you think am well, nothing has ever been smooth.

BeninRefugees:
NW - Zamfara

NE- Yobe

NC- Benue

SW - Ogun

SE - Enugu

SS- Bayelsa

Benue, until Alia happened. He has a different ideology from the rest.

WorldRichest:
He is MAD. He be like say he wants to copy Rivers State model. He wants to start sleeping with his eyes opened. Oloriburuku Oloshi somebody.

He wants to take on Akume and Ortom at the same time, e be like say somebody don mix alcohol with holy water. He will soon be nakked on the streets like his old predecessor Rev Fr Moses Adasu who used the title and the church to deceive the people and looted the poor state

Which one be this again? You are clearly not from Benue, but if you are, then you are one of the problems we have in this world.

E don teeeeey we never see governor like Alia. E don Teeey, yet some evil politicians are happily using gullible masses to denigrate him. Well, it's not unusual, the gullible masses are one amongst the other numerous problems we have in Africa.

Kyng1:
Good morning Nairalanders, I will try to make this as brief as possible.

It happened last two week's Friday, after sleeping with a prostitute, the sex laster about 49 mins and after ejaculation I saw thick red blood all over my dick, it happened that she was on her period, and hide it from me, which she denied that she thought it has completely dried off, I'm mad at myself because I didn't use a condom. "I haven't been using condom with her though, I last had sex with her about a month plus that was the evening of my marriage day, since then I haven't called or had sex with her, until I went back last two weeks Friday.

So after everything, I went home that evening and took 3 cipro tab, next day, my groin was extremely painful and the lymph nodes on my groin swelled. Two days later I developed a mild fever, accompanied by a light headache, bitter mouth and 4 day's later I had sore throat, and swollen lymph nodes on my both under jaws and front of my right ear. Until now my throat is still sore.

I have taken full pack of cipro tab and other drugs but it's not working, I did syphilis text on Saturday and it came back negative, yesterday I went for more text but the lab attendant isn't around, so I met the Dr on duty and explained everything that happened, he told me not to waste my money to conduct more tests that what I have is chicken pox and not an STD infection, I disagreed because I have previously had chicken pox about 11 years ago, although I had just one boil close to my nose back then when I contracted it.

So he gave me these drugs below, I swallowed it last night and applied the lotion, but instead of the boils to dry down, they became more fresher and ripe when I woke up this morning.

I went to another lab this morning and the Dr I met told me that it's chicken pox, he gave me drugs and injection. I'm highly hoping for it to be effective.

Please, Dr's in the house is this really chicken pox? They're all over my face, little on my head, arms, legs, stomach, beards and back.

I think there's a silent outbreak of scabies this year. I think you got infected by it too. My son, myself, my wife, my neighbours and many strangers I've noticed are walking around with these "boils" or rashes these days. I don't know if it's the effect of this year's heat or something else. Once you start treatment, the rashes disappear then these boils appear. I am not confidently saying that's what you have, but I just think it is.

RickyJesus:
You think it is normal for someone to just call you on WhatsApp call without having his contact? My guy you are not normal.

I would immediately believe their is something seriously wrong with that person.

Yes, I am not normal for not allowing trivial things bother me. Last last, you wey normal naim de thing de pain your chest.

Ade1177:
People are rude actually then turn around and call the other person unserious

Imagine running a business
And someone just sends you a voicenote while you're trying to reply other msgs

The most annoying is

WhatsApp call from someone you don't know
People just believe they have access to anyone and no need to ask for permission

I've never called someone on WhatsApp but I've received several calls and voice notes. If it's normal for an unknown contact to give you a regular call, what's different from receiving a call from an unknown caller on WhatsApp bro? The aim of these things is for passing information. I wonder why people complain too much about little things.

KingCold:
No, but I'm asking YOU, I told you its not normal you insisted it was now you're shifting goalposts

Oh, now I understand. I know how much people tear their own people into shreds but attack others outside who try to look down on them about the same topic they condemn. Honestly, I didn't know you were from the south side. I understand your feelings. I rest my case bro.

KingCold:
Why would something normal "shock people"? Yo

It's the same question we all should be asking the poster bro.

KingCold:
It's not! that's why is shocked people..

I insist, it is. What planet are you from bro?

slaawomirr:
Damnnn niggar

Just as Buhari's administration was marred with insecurities

Here come the bulaba tenure

Nigerians were aware of this but they allowed tribalism to block their reasoning...any nation that keeps on stepping into the polling unit with tribalism and religion sentiments will never choose a good leader
A friend of mine in South Africa once said if tinubu gets up to 10k votes knowing fully well that he brought upon us Buhari's administration and he was part of it then it means Nigerians are wicked, tribalistic, fake and hypocrites


Damnnn niggar
What is wrong with nairaland members....don't you guys read at all

Just see all the comments here it means nobody bothered to read at all...If it was tribalism you see nairaland members putting on their intellectual cap to read between lines

The bandit were not killed by Nigeria army...they were killed by other rival bandit

Damn Nigggar, you have always been my man here. I'm not so into politics so I think clearer than MOST Nigerians- or should I say the ones online and on Nairaland. Peter Obi and the others everyone rallied around were never fit to to rule the country. We just choose the lesser evils among them. It's pitiable, that's why I chose to stop voting since after 2015 and allow the crowd make their noise and choice. If we were to mention those who voted along tribal lines, you should know who. I served in Nnewi, Anambara State in 2011/12 and I know the picture his people painted about the new found Messiah. It's just like saying Ortom of Benue state, a total failure, a heartless and evil being, yet a smooth talker comes up many years after now and you expect me to vote him in because the crowd approves of him?. Tufiakwa! Do not always follow the crowd Nigggar, stick to your weed for higher inspiration man.

If it's South Africa, it's normal.

See Ortom wey some misinformed people been De praise here. After all the depths, nothing, I mean absolutely nothing to show. Very wicked somebody. Worst in the history of Benue state.

slimjohn2k5:
So the body not dey bounce bullet?

𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕥𝕤 𝕄𝕠𝕕𝕖𝕣𝕟 𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕤 𝕍𝕤 𝕞𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕚𝕒𝕝 𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕤. 𝕎𝕙𝕠 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕜 𝕤𝕒𝕪 𝕘𝕠 𝕨𝕚𝕟? 𝕀𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕦𝕤𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕘𝕦𝕟𝕤 𝕘𝕖𝕥 𝕝𝕖𝕘𝕒𝕝𝕚𝕫𝕖𝕕 𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖, 𝕟𝕒 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕕 𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕪 𝕨𝕖 𝕘𝕠 𝕕𝕖 𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕕 𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕚𝕝𝕪 𝕥𝕠𝕠.

Hezzyluv:
...And, who has time to video em the post online?

If to say you watch am, you for no ask this question. Bro, I'm looking at you with Sabinus eyes and asking this question...you watch aaam?

Chukwuka319:
I will unapologetically state this.
Many Muslims are more Christ like than most so called Christians.
As a Christian and Igbo corper of 2022/23 servin
g then in Niger state,I experienced the benevolence of Muslims towards me and other non Muslims living in the Agaie LGA of Niger state including non Corpers of other ethnicities.
Many times I have stood by the road waiting for transport and have been generously offered a lift by Muslim men in cars or bikes.
But here in the South, it's extremely difficult to see a Christian man give a lift to another Christian man , and even if he does,it is often for a woman.
Muslims would go any length to make sure you are comfortable and it is very high if you are a Non Muslim not of their ethnicity living among them.
I experienced this so well among Niger state Muslims and if NYSC is to be done twice,I will choose the Muslim North anytime anywhere any day.

You have spoken nothing but the truth bro. I attended university in the North- Bauchi precisely, and in all my being, I've never met a people so honest and hospitable like the northerners. About the lift thing you wrote up there, I've told same story to my friends too. I served in the east(Nnewi, Anambra), in 2011 and couldn't believe the level of distrust folks had for each other there. I honestly do not like engaging in these online tribal wars, I hope no one reads my comment through such eyes, but truth is truth. An average Northerner is(was?) very peaceful until you play with their religion, which by the way isn't a good thing to do. Now take Nairaland or the Nigerian internet space in general as a case study. It is very rare to see northerners making noise like other ethnic groups do, even when they are being insulted or called names. It's the birth of all these terrorist groups that has just stained their name. Last last, most people who talk bad about the northerners are people who don't travel at all. They just rely on what they read on the internet and pass silly judgments.

techub:
In advanced worlds this movie would still be produced. All they need to do is change the story line.

Examples

John wick ( the receptionist died)
Fast and Furious
Wakanda
The Johnsons

Mention any movie you know like this

Spartacus, the lead character died and some people didn't even notice the difference between the two.

ZombieDetective:
"Finally"

Was this one waiting for his death ?

There was news last night that he was revived and responding to treatment. The reason for the "finally" bro.

Holy2Glory:
Who just passed? Pls it's very important that we do meditate before we talk lest some supernatural thing from an unknown destination should Smit someone here on the cheeks. Pls my people, Thanks.

GET JESUS NOW CAMPAIGN!

Who just passed? Like? Now, you're the second person quoting me and still, I can't seem to find the relationship between who I quoted, my comment, your comment and the solar eclipse. Is it that you guys don't know why eclipses occur or it's just that this one sent confusion to your camp? Ah ahn?

bobbybrown007:
They are always and very greedy, imagine collecting loan, and they want you to pay within 2 weeks? How? They will continue to borrow and not pay back.

They didn't point a gun to your head. You read and agreed to their terms, why this excuse? Someone above just described the way most of you people behave. How do you guys sleep peacefully knowing you intentionally collected money from someone but purposely refuse to pay back at the agreed time?

OluwaSegun0509:
1 Corinthians 1:25-30 NIV
For the foolishness of God is wiser than human wisdom, and the weakness of God is stronger than human strength. Brothers and sisters, think of what you were when you were called. Not many of you were wise by human standards; not many were influential; not many were of noble birth. But God chose the foolish things of the world to shame the wise; God chose the weak things of the world to shame the strong. God chose the lowly things of this world and the despised things—and the things that are not—to nullify the things that are, so that no one may boast before him. It is because of him that you are in Christ Jesus, who has become for us wisdom from God—that is, our righteousness, holiness and redemption.

What's the relationship between my comment, the person I quoted, the scripture you quoted and the eclipse Is this the first time you've heard about eclipse? I'm sure common eclipse sef, you can't explain why it happens. I don't even know what they teach you guys in school these days.