₦airaland Forum

Trimjos:
It is high time all churches in Nigeria rally round Peter Obi, since the ruling party have chosen to show us that christians does not matter in this country. It will be nice to pay them back in their coin

I hated your first comment, you sounded no different from a Boko Haram bigot. At least this one is quite.... Well, I still don't like people who reason like them/you.

They do, most of them are close friends. They use stuff like religion and regional differences as opiums to keep the masses busy. Funny enough, a whole lot of folks fall for that gimmick as we see daily here on nairaland.

EmekaMD:
Tinubu is in for a big loss.

Choose a muslim and loose 50% of the Nigerian population
choose christian and loose the muslim north who dont see you as a true muslim.


In any case Tinubu wont make it out..

This I have seen as soon as he emerged as the APC presidential candidate. Among the major candidates, his choice of VP is the most challenging decision he'll have to make.

DonSion:
I think say na Ukrainian President

Honestly, no be only you.

VeryWickedMan:
Dem sabi dish out rejection but can't handle one.

A rejected Naija girl is the most dangerous wild animal in the world. She is ready to Bleep Aboki Iron kwandem in front of her weeping Dad if it will bring harm to the guy that rejected her.


Once I reject a Naija girl, I flee very far away where they can't find me. Their wickedness pass my own by far abeg.

I've not laughed so hard in a while. Then your reply to that girl who quoted you. Lol, laughing still. Very wicked man!

Las las this one de try pass Ortom his brother in the failure abun nan.

Ah ahn, I just watched this guy on TV last night fa. I never knew him until last night....then this morning.

Divoc19:
Why does this always happen please?
Packing out soonest.
Done.
11years, 3kids.
Dusted.
Kudos to the successful ones out there.
This is my fate.
Am happy and unhappy

It's a..... It's almost a law that most people don't know about, so after you've realized this fact..... almost fact, people who see relationships on the surface level may never understand this fact...... Almost fact.

Travicon:
Hello Nairalanders,
I will try as much as possible to make the write-up short.

I am a 21years old guy at a Russian university with two Nigerian roommates (In the hostel though). We averagely get the same amount of money as an allowance monthly, but mine always finishes first.

I don't spend unnecessarily on myself, and we cook together. I discovered after two months of staying together that they care less about buying things that we generally use in the room. For instance, I always buy food season, detergents, and cooking oil (quite expensive).

I cook most of the time. Anytime I decide not to cook, we always go hungry and I can't cope with that. This has made my cash always run out faster and I can't stop them from eating my food or using the things I buy.

There was a time also I lend the last money with me (100k in naira) to my best friend then in Nigeria because he claimed his dad was sick and promised to repay by month-end. I didn't have anything to take me through the remaining days of the month but I gave it out because he was a close friend. Month-end, I couldn't get money from my sponsor because of some issues. I contacted my guy but he stopped replying to me on WhatsApp. I managed to get 20k but the rest is probably history now.

Whenever people talk about their problems, I always feel for them to the extent of giving out my money even if it's the last cash on me. I have never had a girlfriend, but I don't always have the strength to reject if a girl asks for airtime or money from me (including my mum and sisters though)

I always try to go to any length to see people happy even if it means borrowing money from another person for them. I'm that foolish. Generally, I'm too soft-hearted and nice but I don't know how to solve this problem. Someone advised me I should get a girlfriend who should always be angry with me if I'm being too nice to people and that will help me solve the problem to some extent but I think it won't.

I'm not from a rich family, not even from an average family. I'm even from a polygamous home so I know what it means to have suffered as a Nigerian. I was on the street and I guess that's what is making me this weak emotionally. I'm a simp all-around in my life and relationship with people. People are always cheating on me, taking advantage of who I am.

I NEED genuine HELP, please.

You just gave a perfect description of who I used to be years ago and your story about school life reminds me of mine too. I simply left the hostel for off camp- I never gave them a reason I left. I know I'm not still a bad person but I know deep within me that I'm not that nice guy I used to be anymore either. People only judge me now based on who I used to be, they'll only see the changes when they choose to take me for a ride. I got tired! About getting a girlfriend? They don't like nice guys - most of them.

YoudeyVexme:
When asking for help from someone been monetary assistance....if you don't have to give or don't want to...I prefer been ignored.
no need writing me back.

just read and ignore.

trust me I respect you more.

But writing me back to tell me lies you don't have, when you and I know you do is painful and annoying.


So tell me guys which do you prefer?

The caption seemed interesting but reading through, you only portrayed how much of an entitled person you are. Sorry, I don't like your type....that's what I prefer.

Bahamas95:
OP abeg shift!

My girlfriend is not even close to that age you mentioned yet she acts like a matured woman. Age is not maturity...... Because it didn't work for you doesn't mean it won't work for others.

Those "evening newspapers" most times don't truly love you, they settle down with you outa desperation and not love.

Though what he wrote is not in the general sense, he's very correct. Maybe, just maybe you're still young and may not relate now, maybe just maybe your girlfriend hasn't reached the stage yet. At that stage they're approached by every color of men making most of them feel really fly and turning them into chronic heart breakers. I hope and just hope nothing changes in your relationship, if it doesn't then I say congrats in advance for being one of the very few lucky guys alive. The very first reasonable girl I met was 28, that was years ago..... she's my wife now.

Creamypie:
How can a man just take his life?

It's an easy question to ask on the surface but trust me, a lot of people only see DEPRESSION as a common word. I've been there but I made it alive, since then I learnt never to judge anyone who couldn't scale through. I'm not the strongest, I was just lucky.

We call it Devil beans. E show me shege one time I was in secondary school, but my case wasn't as pathetic as my friend's. In an attempt to cross a stream on our way back from school, my guy threw his bag across the stream into the weed, we didn't actually know it was a bush full of devil beans. I jumped across, carried his bag while waiting for him to take a jump too. As he did, guy man plunged WHOLE BODY into the grass. I handed the bag to him as soon as he got up from the crash. It was at that moment the bag touched my leg. I felt something spiritually, catastropically and astronomically itchy but before I could tell my friend what was going on with my leg, guy man don already dey far ahead of me shouting " wayooo! Wayooo! Wayoooo!!!!! Someone asked him to rub some sand on his skin but immediately my friend was completely bathed in sand. The "wayoo" continued until he disappeared from sight.

donaldking10:
Kwankwaso should get ready to lose again because he just made a very big mistake.
Beyond the north, he's an unknown entity.
& he would most definitely share northern votes with Atiku.
If not for Peter Obi, i wouldn't even have known that the name Kwankwaso exists.
There's no way he can win the presidential election with only northern votes.
His best option would have been to collaborate with Obi.
But unfortunately northerners are always greedy, & they feel ruling Nigeria is forever their birthright.

It's not a must to comment. See reasoning abeg. Shame no catch you for knowing so little? Yet you're even arrogant on top your ignorance sef.

Why are some humans this stup*d? His intention to kill seems legit.

StagethemTVee:
Biden was shaky shaky but many people shouting down Tinubu's health right now preferred him to Trump. You see Tinubu, Atiku, Obi will not solve Nigeria's problem until the Nigerian fixes his mentality and character flaws. Only you can fix yourself. Our leaders are a product of the followers. If we are getting bad leaders every 4 years, then it's the people that need to change first.

This is the reason I hardly engage in all the noise about politics here. Don't be surprised people may come for your head for this sensible comment you made here. You and just a few of us think this way. They're always shouting "our leaders, our leaders". Where do our leaders come from? Jupiter? We are our leaders and until we decide to change the stup*d mindset we exhibit here daily, no leader can ever change anything.

exCHRISTIAN:
JESUS

I left the above, because of many reasons, 3 of them are:

Luke 19:27
"But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me."

Luke 12:49
"I have come to bring fire on the earth, and how I wish it were already kindled!

Matthew 10:34
" Do not suppose that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I did not come to bring peace, but a sword."

Although I know I'm not as devoted as I used to be, although my faith in ( particularly these two- you know) religion ain't as strong as it used to be, I'm really dissapointed that those three quotes you gave as reasons are actually your reasons.
The first was a parable - a story.
The other two, you read and took in those words literally? Don't you think those words are true if you really understood what they meant? Don't you hate Christians today? How low is your level of comprehension bro?

MyVILLAGEpeople:
Between Ortom and Ikpeazu who should be crowned as the worst governor ??

These two are unarguably the worst governors under this dispensation.

Is there anyone worse than Ortom? I don't think so.

Chidi2022:
While you reek and ooze STUPIDITY. A human being with no iota of sense...
Impotent brain....

You don't reply such persons more than once. His thoughts stink, quoting him again and again makes me read one stinking comment and then another.

nwakibie3:
And someone wrote God knows the best for her

Honesty, I really wonder what most people mean these days when they use God in whatever they say. You could listen to some songs that go like " Thank God for His blessings, na fine fine chicks with big gig bum bum de follow me now". Which God na? We should learn to keep God out of our business sometimes.

When I first knew her in Nollywood then she was obviously older than me. Today she's 37 and I'm older than her. That's wonderful.

Any time I travel out to other states or see fine pictures of other states what comes to mind is.... My Benue, my Benue how do you do?... Then I remember again the worst of the worsts in history....Ortom well done you hear?

For a good reason, it's OK to make a video comparing students' and lecturers' cars but unfortunately there are so many people in Nigeria with the attitude of that low brained girl who made the video.

People! It's the person that went as far as checking who is following and who is unfollowing that you should blame. Wetin concern 2face and Annie for this one wey una come de call dem 'jobless' again?

Joezinho:
Who are the "they"?

Sorry bro, but you are sounding like an IPOB apologist..

He is, very strong one for that matter. We've noticed here since.

Two things I think ;
1. Postpartum depression.
2. She's deeply in love with someone else, probably her twin flame.

Hahaha, see de guy voice as him shout amen..... In the end all of dem na jokers sha.

Bonesbreaker:
Too bad, funny how everyone is saying is bad is bad yet we forget north started the killing and burning of igbos business in abuja and sabo garri

You know what I've noticed over time what people say about Igbos? They say you guys always play the victim and I've realized that's a 100% true. Everybody knows the North de F*k up but do they blame others for their F*k ups? You guys are messing up big time, accept your sh*t and pack it! This your post no follow for wetin dem de talk here!

I see how foolish a lot of Nigerians are. They say unknown gun men and here are a lot of people asking stupid questions. Unknown gun men simply means gun wielding men that are not known. They could be from anywhere on this planet! No be only those foolish ones for east be unknown gun men. Unknown men carrying guns could be from anywhere!!! Na simple English.

If you go through most of the OP's replies, you'll realize he's a very troublesome person. Why do people let every single little thing bother them? He just make me remember the plenty wahala I face during my wedding that year over very little things. You be like one of my uncles... Very annoying somebody.

If you go through most of the OP's replies, you'll know he's a very troublesome person. Why do people let every single thing bother them?

LogicBomb8:
Meaning fraud no get age limit again for old people to abuse their age just to defraud people

Some times na young guy de form old man voice (in my case the guy was a very bad actor) it was when they got to that stage of me talking to his 'papa' that I remembered a friend of mine had posted this exact experience on Facebook years ago, no be new thing. I just told them to getat. Not long after then, I had two other friends with exactly the same experience, luckily I was around when the scammers called in both cases and I did the same thing - collected the phone and told them to getat!