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CultureRe: Dignitaries At The Burial Of Ooni Of Ife (photos) by zimoni(f): 3:57pm On Aug 14, 2015
They should bury this man abeg.
BusinessRe: A Nairalander Tales Of Her Onions Business by zimoni(f): 10:58am On Aug 14, 2015
Wonder shall never end here in nairaland.


WELCOME TO NAIRALAND, THE LIAISON HEADQUARTERS OF SCAMMERS.


The "Babe" aspect spoilt the whole show. You went to her to learn the trade, you invested some money without legal backing. Then unna dey call unnaself babe (only God knows what happened between you and her, a married woman ooooooo lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed), then you came to nairaland to accuse her, then she deleted her account the following day.

Only God knows what went wrong between you too, thank God it has been resolved sha.

I hope some gullible nairalanders learnt one thing or the other from this thread.



Aptly put, SHINE YOUR EYE.

Lobatan O Jarey.
PoliticsRe: My Advice To Barcanista by zimoni(f): 9:13am On Aug 14, 2015
Some people are taking this nl thing too serious.
PoliticsRe: Nigerian States And What They Produce by zimoni(f): 10:02pm On Aug 12, 2015
E be like say this thread go make sense die.

However, I advised people to shun tribalism.

God Bless Us All.

I follow patiently.
PoliticsRe: FLASH: Governor Aregbesola Has Officially Announced The Death Of The Ooni Of Ife by zimoni(f): 4:48pm On Aug 12, 2015
He's dead now abi? cool cool



Make dem bury am make we hear word jarey. Btw, have they found Abobaku? grin grin grin grin grin grin

Alaabaa.
CultureRe: Palace Chiefs Sighted On The Streets Of Ife As Ooni's Burial Rites Begins by zimoni(f): 4:46pm On Aug 12, 2015
Who took the pincshure? Thought they said no one should come out today.

Make dem busy am jarey make we hear word.
PoliticsRe: Akpabio Flops On Focus Nigeria by zimoni(f): 11:34am On Aug 12, 2015
He also said something interesting

He said if PDP had wanted to take Senate President's position, they would have done so.
CultureRe: "Abobaku" Of Ife Kingdom Is Currently On The Run #lol by zimoni(f): 11:27am On Aug 12, 2015
MadCow1:
Abobaku be like; Na only Ooni waka come, why e want make I escort am go..


grin grin grin
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

You don start your comedy again lols grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
CultureRe: "Abobaku" Of Ife Kingdom Is Currently On The Run #lol by zimoni(f): 11:25am On Aug 12, 2015
kennygee:
No be only Aboba ku.

Na Aboba jaiye
Abi oooooooooo.

The dude USAIN BOLTED. Who wan die cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
CultureRe: "Abobaku" Of Ife Kingdom Is Currently On The Run #lol by zimoni(f): 11:17am On Aug 12, 2015
They have not found him yet?

O ga gan oooooooooo.

Who wan die? grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin


Seriously, the man knew what was involved before he became the present Abobaku yet he accepted the position. He dined and wined with Ooni, he enjoyed the benefit of the position and when the time came to follow late Ooni to the grave.......HE USAIN BOLTED lipsrsealed lipsrsealed




I think some of our traditions should be abolished o jarey. Who wan die? grin grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: The Greatest Heist In Modern History ...in Nigeria by zimoni(f): 10:51am On Aug 12, 2015
Igbos are the only ones who possess Melit, Yoruba's don't.



Unna try sha.
PoliticsRe: Gbajabiamila Replies Tambuwal, Says, “i’ve Moved On” by zimoni(f): 10:10am On Aug 12, 2015
“Alhaji Tambuwal has spoken,” he said. “For me I have moved on and I can only wish him the best in his future undertakings. I guess Alhaji Tambuwal has finally spoken.”

Concise, No Long Story.




Better.

He'd learnt his lesson in a bitter way and had MOVED ON.


So, "Alhaji Tambuwal" should let sleeping dog lie now.




E Shey Pupo, E Wa Ma A Lo.

Adupo Lowo Yin Fun Abosi Ati Rikisi Yin, Oju Atun Rari.

Odi'gba Kan Na.
AgricultureRe: The Forgotten Groundnut Pyramids Of Northern Nigeria (Photos) by zimoni(f): 3:01pm On Aug 11, 2015
naijaguy77:
I'm sorry but this whole groundnut myth needs to end today. Nigerian youth are a bit ignorant of things and can easily be misled, so let me explain:

1) Nigeria produces far more groundnuts today than it did when we had the groundnut pyramids in Kano

2) The reason why we had the pyramids was because those groundnuts were meant for export, so they were piled up in Kano ready and waiting for the train to Lagos. Kinda like a open air warehouse

3) The colonial government at the time banned the use of groundnuts for production within Nigeria, and rather sent it to other parts of the British Empire for production, and also because groundnuts were one of the few commodities that had foreign exchange earning potential. The legacy of this ban is why older people in the village still hold "ground nut oil" in such high regard, because it was very scarce in the old days due to the ban.

4) Today, Nigeria consumes more groundnuts than we used to export, the demand for groundnuts within Nigeria is so high and the price also very attractive such that it doesn't really make sense for use to export the quantity that we produce. We can increase production capacity and export, but this also would not make much sense since there are more valuable commodities which the farmers can focus on - e.g. Soya, Ginger, Cassava, Oil palm, etc.

In essence, the groundnut pyramids of Kano did not disappear because Nigeria got lazy, the disappearance of these pyramids is not a sad thing, the farmers are producing the groundnut and they are being used here in Nigeria to create products such groundnut oil and other things. We have more than quadrupled our production of groundnuts since the 1960s, but since they are not destined for export we do not see the pyramids again. So please before you start shedding unnecessary tears for the groundnut pyramids, inform yourself about why they existed and why they are now no more. It is called PROGRESS!
WORD.
PoliticsRe: Dogara Is A Better Leader, More Competent Than Gbajabiamila - Tambuwal by zimoni(f): 9:53am On Aug 11, 2015
jimi4us:
all you yorubber touts always believe that once you see someone with US certificate that means the person is superior than others. you people will continue to diee in poverty.
Wake up boy.
PoliticsRe: Dogara Is A Better Leader, More Competent Than Gbajabiamila - Tambuwal by zimoni(f): 9:17am On Aug 11, 2015
OwoLee:
Hmmm, these goes to show the level of hatred yorubas have for one another, we don't support each other, No unity...this is really affecting us in the sharing formula of positions in the country...I think for once yorubas need to rise up above party sentiments to support their own in positions of power...all in all, the unity nd peaceful coexistence of Nigerians is the most Important....
It's too bad some of our people are yet to learn from past events in this nation.

You protect your own, you don't work against your kinsman in this Nigeria where we found ourselves.

It's quite unfortunate. Too badt.
PoliticsRe: Dogara Is A Better Leader, More Competent Than Gbajabiamila - Tambuwal by zimoni(f):
What?

Jesus Christ of Nazareth, I can't believe this.

Barr Femi Gbajabiamila, who practised Law in USA for years, is not competent to lead House? Lawd Jisos. Jisos Christ of Otueke.

Femi, you see your life now? You see your damn life outside?

You worked against your own, Mulikat Akande, so Tambuwal could become Speaker.

You convinced Tinubu to support him, you lobbied and got the job done for Tambuwal, being the head of opposition then.

Tinubu asked you several times, Femi are you sure this guy will not betray you? Are you sure you know what you are doing? You Olorinla Femi stood to your gun, you convinced Tinubu to order the SW Hons and ACN members at large. Tinubu set machinery in motion and Tambuwal became the Speaker despite the fact that PDP wanted Mulikat Akande as the Speaker unopposed.

Funny enough, some of his Brothers in North voted for him against their PDP candidate Mulikat Akande.

Now that you needed their support, did they reciprocate the good gesture?

NO.

They said YOU(FEMI GBAJABIAMILA) is NOT COMPETENT. I still can't believe this.

Femi, you got served.

You of all people shouldn't have worked again the emergence of your own, Mulikat Akande.

You are both Yorubas.

You are both Muslims.

You are both Lawyers.

You are both SWesterners.

Yet, You(Oloriboobo Ti N Bo Mo'gbo) Femi Gbajawhatever WORKED AGAINST YOUR OWN SISTER.

Karma Is Indeed A Dam.

Femi, if you are reading this, YOU DID NOT LEARN FROM THE PAST EVENTS IN THIS COUNTRY AND NOW YOU'VE LEARNT YOUR LESSONS IN A BITTER WAY.

You got SERVED Femi.

You DESERVED whatever treatment you got from them.

You Made Him The Speaker Indirectly and now Tambuwals says You are NOT COMPETENT.

O Ma Shey Oooooooooo.

What A Pity.

Alaabaa.

Alaabaa.
LiteratureRe: Accidental Victim by zimoni(f): 11:07pm On Aug 10, 2015
They've spent 5days.


This story is the bomb.

Still, I follow patiently.
PoliticsRe: Ife Chiefs Confirm Ooni Is Dead by zimoni(f): 10:34pm On Aug 10, 2015
oderemo:
The moment we stop to challenge that tradition that held us back to the stone age, that tradition that never provide us with constant supply of energy, that tradition that enslave our mind, then our future and that of unborn will be totally mortgage to that tradition.
Tradition that refused to find cure for common Ebola disease that eliminated thousands resently and we have to cap in hand again over the shore as usual for cure to our problems.
Tradition that couldn't cure the late ooni and he died in a white mans St. Mary's hospital in London.
Quite funny.
PoliticsRe: Ife Chiefs Confirm Ooni Is Dead by zimoni(f): 10:34pm On Aug 10, 2015
9jacrip:
Nitoripe wan fi orire so ilu ife o pan dandan ki o mo bo ya organs or not. There is no proof whatsoever that organs are taken off the king so you cannot list or mention what organs; if you did it would be conjectures or rumours from whatever sources you have.

Except of course you're from the Royal houses or Isoro houses in Ife. And even if you were from either, the process is kept very secret and those who know it regard it as an 'awo' and 'imule' that even the Prince next in line never knows the processes or if organs or not are involved.
Okay Sir.
PoliticsRe: Ife Chiefs Confirm Ooni Is Dead by zimoni(f): 9:59pm On Aug 10, 2015
sweetgala:
You know your stuff
"Mo je Oba, mo je okan ekun"
Yeah, Ile-Ife ni won fi ori mi so. I said organs because I didn't want to mention the organs.

Sometimes, I wish some traditions could be scrapped.

As they say shaa, ISESE L'GBA.


Lobatan o jarey.
PoliticsRe: Ife Chiefs Confirm Ooni Is Dead by zimoni(f): 9:40pm On Aug 10, 2015
Wisdomkosi:
nobody wan follow baba go
Hahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah



I DEY TELL YOU.
PoliticsRe: Ife Chiefs Confirm Ooni Is Dead by zimoni(f): 9:21pm On Aug 10, 2015
So, Baba is dead eventually? Lolz.

They are done with the preparation which usually involve removal of some organs in late Ooni's body and use to prepare a concoction for the new one. The new will be asked "What Did You Eat and he'll respond I Ate Oba......Ki Lo Je, Mo Je Oba". Tradition Wahala.

It is well sha. Everyone in Ife knows Baba died days ago, hence no one wants to be caught by the Oro(na lie oooo, some stubborn night crawlers will still be caught oooooo).

Make dem bury Baba abeg make we move on jarey.

Lobatan o jarey.
PoliticsRe: WhAT RE THE CONTRIBUTIONS OF S.E REGION INTO FEDERATION ACCOUNT by zimoni(f): 3:04pm On Aug 10, 2015
I NOMINATE THIS THREAD FOR THE THREAD OF THE YEAR.


Quite informative.



Lols
LiteratureRe: Accidental Victim by zimoni(f): 10:57pm On Aug 09, 2015
Dioxidane Nooni.


You are doing a good job Bro.

Still, I read.
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IslamRe: 20 Inventions Falsely Credited To The Muslim World by zimoni(f): 10:54pm On Aug 08, 2015
This thread go badt and wickedt die.

Seriously, many of the inventions in Islam were actually done by Greeks which some Muslims later attributed to themselves.

Interesting thread, abeg no religious bashing ooooooo. Both religions are scam jarey.

runs out of thread before extremists crucify/jihad my head hahahahahahahahahah
CultureRe: A Thread Dedicated To Orisa Nla (obatala). by zimoni(f): 5:12pm On Aug 08, 2015
9jacrip:
I'm glad you do.

You must be very familiar with that axis then?
Yes. Supervised building construction for someone at Mokuro(Behind Hammelda Estate) in 2009. Born and raised at Ife. I Love Ile-Ife.

Cheers Sir.
CultureRe: A Thread Dedicated To Orisa Nla (obatala). by zimoni(f): 3:40pm On Aug 08, 2015
Interesting thread.

I know the Obatala House at Idita along Mokuro Road.

Isese L'agba.

Iba ooooooooooooo.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria LNG Denies Ownership Of Badagry Dry Dock by zimoni(f): 2:02pm On Aug 07, 2015
Word.

Tell them to stop bashing us ooooooo

Tell them.

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