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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Fan Thread by zmurda(m): 9:17am On Sep 06, 2009
Just got told the Queen, FIFA, UEFA and the ref league hates Ass-nal and Arsene Wenger! grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Hon Patrick Obahiagbon's Tribute To Gani! by zmurda(m): 9:12am On Sep 06, 2009
This guy is a joke on the Naija polity; some please tell him we ain't interested in such big big gramma.

I think he needs psychiatrist help!

Gani was the poor man's sword!
Christianity EtcRe: The Greatest Show On Earth: By Richard Dawkins by zmurda(m): 9:11am On Sep 06, 2009
bindex:
Interesting videos but one thing with evolution is that it is full of conjectures and suppositions to the extent that it makes little sense to me. Personally I believe that evolution is on the same page with creationism. The FACT is no one knows how the universe began and how we got here or even if we are the only ones here in the universe any body that claims to know for sure is a LIAR.
His book, the God delusion makes for very interesting reading, throws up a lot more questions for me than answers. The video is a continuation of a man who seeks answers.

I am tempted to agree with you. For a fact, the 'science' of evolution is a bit shady. Though I tend to side with it more than creationism. I think growing up as christian has made me have a syncretic way of looking at the beginning of life. A little of creationism, then things moved on from there.
RomanceRe: What Will You If Another Guy Disvirgin Your Girlfriend by zmurda(m): 9:06am On Sep 06, 2009
hahahahaha

i laff in fckin spanish and togolese. whaaat? I think you were taken in from the first day. THE GAL WAS NEVER A VIRGIN, she had been disvirgined at birth walai talai.

My advise is do your own. No allow your money burn. If not you will be an everlasting maga to her.

Why beat her? I think that's the hall mark of a man who has a problem with his pysche and with no self confidence!!
PoliticsRe: CAN Threaten CBN Governor Sanusi Over Islamic Banking In Nigeria by zmurda(m): 8:57am On Sep 06, 2009
which source?
PoliticsRe: Is Hiv Aids A Biological Weapon Against Black People ? by zmurda(m): 9:05pm On Sep 05, 2009
kosovo:
so sad, i have saying these things since, but no one seems to listen,
from my research,i found out that HIV is an artificial biological code, but i cant say much here, reason best know to me,
now why the rants?
I think they don't listen because they don't believe you.
Christianity EtcRe: Spell To Become A Mermaid When You Touch Water by zmurda(m): 8:59pm On Sep 05, 2009
May kelly:
No normal human being will choose that path -way you have chosen.

Your arrogance and pride will definitely lead you to rest in HELL

Consider your ways.
there is nothing like hell fire. its just a fiction of someone's imagination. they wanna scare you into subservience. i think they've succeeded already
RomanceRe: My Boy Friend Did Not Trust Me.pls Any Advise by zmurda(m): 8:50pm On Sep 05, 2009
190:
1st question
Are u bleeping him steady

2nd question
Are u doin skills,style with him in bed e.g missonary,69 position.doggy,foxxy and crocrodile!

3rd question
How many guys did u tell him u have slept with b4

and lastly

your heading shouldnt be
My Boy Friend Did Not Trust Me.pls Any Advise

instead it should be
My boy friend does not trust me,please advice

learn 2 use the comma and
your english alone is enough for him not 2 trust u so please
look into this issues ASAP answer me and get bak to me immediately b4 i open my eyes angry angry angry
I am still laughing

LWBMB

What, some funny s$$t
SportsRe: Power Failuer Interrupts Tunisia Training by zmurda(m): 8:45pm On Sep 05, 2009
davidylan:
and this is news? na wa o. grin
true!

NEPA takes the light even in Aso Rock, whats the biggie here?
smiley
PoliticsRe: Is Hiv Aids A Biological Weapon Against Black People ? by zmurda(m): 8:44pm On Sep 05, 2009
Its a biological weapon against black people especially those who refuse to use protection for their sexual activities, blades, clippers and needles without sterilizing them!
PoliticsRe: What Type Of President Do We Need In Nigeria? by zmurda(m): 8:41pm On Sep 05, 2009
You need someone who will introduce death sentences for corrupt political leaders
Christianity EtcRe: "Drive-thru Prayer Stand" - a Drive-thru Ministry Attracting Motorists by zmurda(m): 8:41pm On Sep 05, 2009
good idea cool
EducationRe: Waec Result Is Out by zmurda(m): 8:36pm On Sep 05, 2009
estagirl:
FOR THOSE WHO SAT FOR MAY/JUNE WAEC (2009) THE RESULT OUT YOU CAN START CHECKING IT.I WISH YOU BEST OF LUCK.
thanks. hope u passed?
grin grin grin grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: How Can Satan Carry God by zmurda(m): 8:32pm On Sep 05, 2009
Abuzola:
Mactao why must u lie, Jacob defeated God, am a bible scholar so know who u are encountering with
El Hajj Abuzola 1 of Boko Haram highlands, you no de hear word?

Their Bible said Jacob fought with an angel, shikena. Jacob hips was even dislocated according to the story.
RomanceRe: How Do I Prove My Love To My Gf? by zmurda(m): 8:27pm On Sep 05, 2009
saucekid:
@ post

feed urself to the lions,then she'll know u love her
cheesy grin cheesy grin

this is gangsta!
CultureRe: This Na The Village Square: Na Pidgin B D Official Yarn by zmurda(m): 8:26pm On Sep 05, 2009
[quote author=,mama-gee link=topic=319685.msg4487623#msg4487623 date=1252173532]I hate pidgin.[/quote]Shuooo, I tire for you o. As ma broda for talk make u try jump inside warrer. pidgin na the ogbonge naija language. no for say na only oyibo. na pidgin all man for area undastan. driver o, president o, student, tisha, condo, pepper seller, all follow body speak am for we land
anybody wey no undastan the language don lost, how you take different from person wey come from somalia. mama gee abeg take your time o grin grin

anyhow ma people, na hailing i still follow finish this talk. bushrat wey go follow fire play, na bush meat e go become.
CultureRe: What's Are The Weirdest Culture In The World? by zmurda(m): 7:04pm On Sep 05, 2009
stillwater:
Yeah I saw the breast pounding too. They do it with a hot pestle not iron. I think it's in Cameroun.

No wonder they pour all their frustrations on women. cheesy The effect of such passage rites is enough to make any person insane. tongue
You right stillwater

They use hotpestle, hot stones, hot banana etc etc


http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/5107360.stm
RomanceRe: How Do I Prove My Love To My Gf? by zmurda(m): 6:11pm On Sep 05, 2009
Give her your cash card with unlimited access to your funds. There's nothing a woman likes better!

Or if she's Nigerian, tell her you wanna marry her by December. That, my brother is love to a Nigerian girl.


If you don't wanna do any of the above, just look for ways to spend money on her. That my brother is what any woman of any race wants!
PoliticsRe: Should The USA Take Over Nigeria? by zmurda(m): 5:55pm On Sep 05, 2009
America needs to be taken over by Nigeria and Nigerians.

F***** America does not even know its failing. All the damn hypocrites here are blinded by greed and stupidity. The earlier we exploit it the better for everyone. Korea (North and South), Germany, Pakistan, Afghanistan, Iraq, Libya, France and Japan are doing ripping them blind. Sell America any daft thing and they'll buy.

Just pretend you are an ally. I think we should realise that and make a s**tload of money before dying Uncle Sam buckles up and collapses on its knees.
CultureRe: What's Are The Weirdest Culture In The World? by zmurda(m): 5:14pm On Sep 05, 2009
I have promised myself not to look through this thread again. Arghhh!!!

There are some sick cultures in the world:

Heard in some places, a visitor is allowed to shag his friend's wife

Some sects of some religion believe some spirit can come on you and you start ranting in some strange tongues

Some religions believe they can kill in the name of a god and they'll be rewarded by eternal bliss

Saw this on TV, girls not yet into puberty or just getting into puberty have their breasts pressed with hot iron to prevent them being attractive to prospective philanderers
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Fasts During Ramadan by zmurda(m): 4:59pm On Sep 05, 2009
mbulela:
i am still waiting for a volunteer
I will volunteer,

how much ?
CultureRe: This Na The Village Square: Na Pidgin B D Official Yarn by zmurda(m): 4:49pm On Sep 05, 2009
ma guy, na the very idea be dis. i de gbadun as u talk ur mind say we wey no fit to de hammer plenty plenty gramma at least get voice to for de yarn.
my people, the thin wey oyibo de take person eye see pass red pepper for inside eye. e be like when busuru de pursue she goat.
as today be so, no be very good day for me. i de cry, ma eye de tear water as Oga Gani, the one and only person wey get poor people for mind die. no be small thing happen. na elephant wey fall for forest be this. tree don scatter. e no easy.
As person don talk im own mind finish, na to go chille. i de come, make i just waka small, we go jam for area!
PoliticsRe: Gani Fawehinmi Passed On? by zmurda(m): 1:54pm On Sep 05, 2009
He was a soldier

A damn good one. He trudged on in the face of adversity and opposition. In the face of lie, he cannot be accused of complicity. He spoke!

When the role call of true Nigerians are compiled, he'll make it to the top of the list


I salute and hail his memories!
TV/MoviesBaba Suwe Accused Of Beating Wife To Death? by zmurda(op): 11:56am On Sep 04, 2009
Hope this ain't true

[url]http://thepmnews.com/2009/09/03/double-trouble-for-baba-suwe-wife’s-body-may-be-exhumed-as-foul-play-is-suspected[/url]



Kenkelewu's Body To Be Exumed For Criminal Autopsy
Christianity EtcRe: We Are In The End Of The World. by zmurda(m): 9:43am On Sep 04, 2009
kola oloye:
@z-murda
Please get down from the fence, Heaven is real.
So is Utopia and King Solomon's mines.
RomanceRe: How Do I Get Rid Of This Jealousy? by zmurda(m): 3:19am On Sep 04, 2009
move on, you are not compatible.
CelebritiesRe: Michael Jackson To Be Buried Today by zmurda(m): 3:18am On Sep 04, 2009
my guy don waka

world don end for am

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