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jeromestarks:
I will slap you if you ask me that question again. Am I your mate?

Except you are over 50, but if not then I have your age has a son. Your conversation with your so called ex gives you out a simp. Your mum needs you in her kitchen, go and help her out.

jeromestarks:
I was scrolling through my contacts tonight and I saw my ex's number so , I called my ex (...very dumb move).

We talked and talked about how we weren't meant for each other.

Our conversation read in part:
Me: I thought you won't pick my call.

Her: why won't I? I don't have any problem with you and you didn't offend me.

Me: hmmmm so, what can make you not to pick my call?

She: if you ask any of my sisters out.

Me: 🤣 . We didn't work. Maybe I and your sister will work.

Her: I don't want you around any of my family.

Me: This is why we never happened. You're too jealous. Okay bye. It's better we go separate ways (.... Foolish thing to say on my path).


Her: Better. If you don't want to talk to me anymore, fine. But I will still visit your mother whenever I want to.




I just said good night and hung up.

I feel like an idiot right now.

I don't know why I called her sef. I'm angry with myself. I shouldn't have made that call.


Please always delete your ex 's number and move on.

How old are you?

WorldRichest:
Ogun kill you Mama there. Shey make Emilokan Tinubu carry Juju go fight Bandits ni? Abi no be Northerners plenty for Army, why dem no provide security for dem brothers? Wetin concern me a Yoruba Nigga say Hausa dey fight Fulani?

Why fools like you are not sanction by seun and other mods here is beyond me. You are one of the chest beating armpit of society on this forum, so engaging you in meaningful discuss is above your IQ, so I will pass.

WorldRichest:
YES, you are right. If he is interested in Security, he would have been in Sambisa Forest fighting Boko Haram with Juju and hunters' gun.

Ogun go kill una Mama. If you like, you can wipe out your whole generation, we Yorubas are only interested in Owambe Parties, and the City Boy is just doing as we want. If your useless son Muhammadu Buhari who calls himself a Major General could not fight Boko Haram, Bandits, Kidnapers, e.t.c., is it the City Boy Emilokan Tinubu that will fight them?

Expect more bombs to be dropped anywhere at anytime. Your population is too much. We will reduce it. E no go better for all of una

Boy, you're stupid, and unfortunately making it obvious.

Adebayofficial:
Fellow Nairalanders,

I am writing this article with great pain in my heart. The unethical and abusive culture of the management of the school where I teach is second to none.

After a successful interview and negotiation with verbal promises of benefits on the job, I started this teaching job at a school located at Makoko Area, Yaba in March, 2023 but since then, no benefit has come forth rather the school owner, Mr. ***** negotiate the payment for extra school lesson with parents and paid me a meagre #5000/month.

This is a school where class teachers are not allowed to communicate with parents because of the school owners' dubious nature.

Sometimes in August, I approached the school to complain about the unfavourable work environment, and workload because I was teaching Mathematics and Further Mathematics for seniors, IGCSE Mathematics for seniors and Geography for seniors too but a meeting was scheduled immediately and I was harassed by the school owner who said it openly that "If dem born anybody well, make dem complain" and the school principal even issued a death threat to me saying that "He can slaughter anyone who wants to destroy his works" the anyone referring to me.

The paltry sum of #7,000 was later added to my salary. This is the same school where I spend an average of #1,200 on tfare daily and the school owner was aware of this from the beginning.

Need I say that he pays salary to any staff he likes at any time in the next month. He looks for every little mistake to deduct from the salary and the height of it is that today is the 5th of December, this man paid my colleagues for November, yesterday evening but left me out. I went to the principal's office to find out why this happened and the next thing the director and the principal did was to start investigating the exact colleague who told me about the November payment. Sometimes, it's as bad as trekking all the way from Mushin to Makoko area, Yaba in the morning and after work.

The Director has sacked more than 15 teachers in the past 2 years for no reason at all, even more than 20 teaching and non-teaching staff members had left the job due to his manipulative, greedy and harassing attitude.

I have a full report, ready to be submitted to all relevant authorities concerning the maltreatment of labour going on here.

Please advice me on what to do and kindly help me to get this to every concerned authorities.

You know the right thing to do, proceed don't ask for permission.

Mrfixiit:
This imp is a double faced man.

Most Nigerian politicians are double faced.

fineboynl:
Why do Nigerians complain?

What does blaxk race expect when they sell votes both in primary election and main election.

Election are not cheap and in today Nigeria is for the highest bidder. Some Senetor spend over 300-500m to become senator. President spend over 100-300 billion to become president .

Atiku has wasted over a trillion in all his failed bid to become president.

Black people has the lowest IQ in the whole world just after orangutan.

Nigeria is in mess today because of black race and low IQ. Not just politicians but the generality on the people.

Unfortunately I will have to agree with you. The black mentality syndrome is our greatest undoing and would continue to hold the black continent back unless we do the needful. Most of our budget goes into servicing the lives of politicians and political class, and a situation where our constitution gives credence to servicing bureaucracy and unfortunately so, then we are done for. Politics is now big investment with big returns, hence the fight to attend certain political status by those who have no business been elected in the first place.

youngsum:
Hello nairalanders rejoys with me


Today the 5th of December I received my first salary in life as a fresh graduate which I was employed as a school teacher last month.


Do you think I will be able to get marry with this salary by next December?

Not in five years with that pay.

Mayormoffy:
I have always dreamt & imagined how snow ❄️ is and feels.. Back then after watching Home Alone the movie ,with all the thrills & fun with snow..I decided from then that I must act my own scene of snow play...long story short after over 2 decades I finally experience the joy of fulfilling one of my life long dreams...not just me alone but with my wife & kids...
The euphoria that came with it is unbelievable 😍 & can't be fully explained until you experience it...see me that use to off my shirt upandan because of heat for naija..I never fit open chest except to bath..The cold ehnnn e sweet & at the same time tough but as Nigerians na we must sure overcome..
Moral of this my brief story you see that your dreams & desire don't give up on it ..no matter what Believe & Faith it..above all trust God..He will sure make it happen in His time..mine took decades but yours can weeks just Faith it.. God is Amazing 👏

Nice one bro, have a nice family time.

VeryWickedGoat:
The neighbours just peeping through their windows in disgust at the Black Monkey family acting bush.

Your comment shows how mentally deprived you are. If the only nice thing you can say about that family is that senseless rubbish, then you need a brain check ASAP.

MadamVanessa:



This is what William Ruto is reducing Kenyans to In the middle east; sabotaging Kenyan economy completely because of his clueless policies hence Kenyans are running to middle east to work as nanny for survival. This idiot Still have the guts to hail the fóolish policy of Tinubu regarding subsidy removal.

Your stupidity knows no bounds, just because ruto agree with tinubu on the subsidy removal makes him your target of unfounded tirade.

ecolime:
She's been through a lot

The world will soon rejoice with you.

It is well with you Omo Epe Alaro Ogunmude

ogunmodede

christejames:
International Embarrassment



Like I keep saying, world leaders don't recognize Tinubu as one of them, he is more of a pariah in their midst.

Unfortunately, sane world do not role with thieves and misfits.

Just imagine the nonsense coming from you. World leaders doesn'trecognize him yet he met with world leaders in different forum including Biden. Just because someone broke the protocol by standing in front of the president doesn't mean he isn't recognize, this has happened in the past and will still have in the future. Even Western world leaders has witness such break in protocol in time past, so stop saying shit because you don't like him or how he got there.

iamoyindamola:
Peele arugbo ojo

Your comment is stupid.

MadamVanessa:



What on earth would make someone to kill a lovely creature like snake? Ignorant and føolishness can only be the reason.

Well then you should aquire one for a pet.

youngrichnigga:
Rabiu dodged the bullet; APC and Balablu will rubbish anyone that gets involved with the evil party eventually, better to dine with the devil using very long spoon 🥄🥄🥄

Name one political party in Nigeria right now that isn't evil.

money121:
Peele millionaire

Stupid you, a million is less than 1000 dollars and thousands of people have made more through hard work, so how is that a big deal.

money121:
E pain am
On top my Data ooo

If truly you sent such reply, then you're a dumb ass. I made my first one million from a client that I did a job for for 6k then. He paid me 3k or so then and after about two days I finished what he wanted me to do, went to his office for my balance but he told me to get out that he wasn't sure what I did will work. In summary what I did worked for the purpose intended, but still he didn't pay me my balance, and I didn't get upset because I believe he will still come back. Past forward about a year later he called me to give me a I on worth 1.6m or so then and I made about a million just like that. The moral of my story is that just because a client is not getting back now doesn't mean he won't get back later. Moreso do you even know if that person is thinking of calling you later in the week to commence your work and you foolishly messed it up. Shioor

Loveth160:
https://.ng/2023/11/28/tinubu-to-participate-in-cop-28-climate-summit-in-dubai-departs-nigeria-wednesday/

Am beginning to lose faith in this administration, why gallivanting when the economy is in shambles. Sincerely, this doesn't make any sense to me expect there is an economic benefit which am not aware of, and even as at that can't someone else represent us. If my December ending, the statusquo still remain I will openly admit this administration won't go places like I envisage. I just hope Mr President won't disappoint, sincerely I just hope.

So pe otilo

jubrilELsudan:
DIS ISRAEL BOY IS A CONFAM ODE

I DEY SURE SEY IF DAVIDO WEY NO DEY TAKE KUKUNASE PLAY TELL DIS STUPID ISRAEL BOY SEY HE FOR LIKE FVCK HIM WIFE....ISRAEL GO BEG HIM WIFE MAKE SHE DEY ALLOW DAVIDO FVCK HER SEY ASPER SEY NA DAVIDO BOY HIM BE SEY NA DAVIDO GET HER KUKUNASE TOO OOOO

Ki 'ni wi.

PoliteActivist:
You cited notning. You are no authority. I can come up with my own too, but why bother

Bother if you have anything contrary to these. This is the history of Lagos and her founding fathers' so let hear your own version if you know differently.

PoliteActivist:
And we are just to take your word for it, right?

If you have something contrary let's hear it, hence learn from this educative write up

Bahamas95:
I don't just know why, whenever I see that picture of Oba bowing to that woman I get angry.

That woman was the queen of England, late queen Elizabeth, and our colonial leader as at that time.

CoronaVirusPro:
Perfect combo!

Every individual on the list is competent and capable, and would make a great team.

God bless His Excellence, President Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu (GCFR)

I don't agree with kyari still been the CEO of NNPCL. The allegations against his team has not been proved otherwise, while will he enjoy another term.

femi4:
watch the video to jog your memory

What's your basis argument?, Is it that we didn't draw at Algeria or what. If it's about rufai, yes he wasn't in goal which u have admitted earlier, so what else.

femi4:
You probably didn't watch the match. Findi goal took Nigeria to the first World cup


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NREnE81WjHw?si=BsUvgnQt_-X0TwPl

I did, did you?.

ElohimShenRa:
His family in Anambra or Enugu would be saying “my brother dey obodo Oyinbo”, not knowing that dem don carry Kalashin take scatter him skull for Southy.

His vacuous people are the first to shout on every social media that Nigeria is not working, Nigeria is a zoo, Tinubu is a drug baron; when it is a known fact that every family tree or household in Igboland has a representative on death row or serving time in prisons abroad for Cocaine-Trafficking.

You sow guava, you wan reap pineapple? For where? Na for Jahannam you go wake up.

Your tribalism stinks to high heaven and honestly you're sick. Am 💯 Yoruba, but then I won't let you denigrate a whole tribe like that, and for what end. Do you know how many yoruba's are in jail and deathrow in Asian countries. Speak for yourself, don't pick other people eye dirt when you eye is full of dirt.

Shikena:
True. The younger Peter Rufai was way better than any of our goalkeepers. In his later years he battled injury and was even more of a part-time "professional'. He was a student on his graduate studies in those days when there was no ONLINE classes.

Gbayi

sirpharrell:
You are not correct. Peter Rufai was not part of the qualifiers for USA 94 world cup. The goalkeeper in the last away match in Algeria was Wilfred Agbonavbare. Rufai was only brought back for the 1994 Nations Cup in Tunisia. We won and he kept his place for the World Cup proper.

A feature of Rufai's time in the national team is that he divided opinions sharply. Some fans believed that he was the best ever while some believed that he was too error prone especially with crosses. That explained why he was in and out of the national team that eventually accounted for his comparatively low number of caps. But I still rate him second best ever.

Enyeama is the goalkeeper with the highest number of caps and that speaks a lot. There was never a time that opinions were divided on him. He was the indisputable and reliable number one throughout his long stay in the Super Eagles. He remains our greatest goalkeeper.

First I accept Wilfred was in goal for our 1994 qualification due to rufai's injury. But then my best goal keeper for the eagle still remains rufai regardless of the statics you may quote. In rufai's era we have Wilfred, Ike shorumu, rufai himself, alloy agu. All these goal keepers are fantastic goal keepers and could hold their own on a good day. But in Vincent era who do we have, Vincent, Vincent and Vincent, hence his numbers of caps.

bularuz:
Wilfred Agbonavbare was actually in goal throughout our USA 94 qualifiers

Yes, you are correct. Rufai was nursing an injury. Infact, Wilfred was in goal against Algeria. Thanks for the correction.