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Top 10 Female rejection lines...
1. I think of you as a brother.
Translation: You give me the creeps.
2. There's a slight difference in our ages.
Translation: I may as well be dating my dad.
3. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
Translation: I don't want to be seen in public with a dork like you.
4. My life is too complicated right now.
Translation: I'm busy seeing other guys. Who are you again?
5. I've got a boyfriend.
Translation: I'd rather be with my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's.
6. I don't date men where I work.
Translation: I wouldn't date you if you were in the same solar system, much less the same building.
7. It's not you, it's me.
Translation: It's you.
8. I'm concentrating on my career.
Translation: Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job
is better than dating you.
9. I'm saved, so my heart belongs to God.
Translation: I've sworn off men like you.
10. Let's be friends.
Translation: I want you to stay around so I can tell you in
excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and go out with. I appreciate the male perspective.

dirtymoney:
8. I'm concentrating on my career.
Translation: Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job
is better than dating you.
9. I'm saved, so my heart belongs to God.
Translation: I've sworn off men like you.

lol. The heart of girls is fvcking dirty!!! And them no get liver o!

Its me not you is my favorite line hahhahahha it always get the man confused and as a bonus I can still keep them as friend

I love using lines 7 and 9..
they are my fav
plus "u are too good for me" which means I know my worth and u are not it

i never knew all these ooo. until today. in short there's one chick am toasting presently who has been giving me the line no 1, you r like a brother to me thing. another did the same 4 years ago....

Brb

very funny lines.
@op your translation really got me laughing.

nne3870: very funny lines.
@op your translation really got me laughing.

so which one is ur favourite line

When the cash is right, all dos wldnt even cum up o! Girls no sabi werin dem wanna frm fellas..

Space booked for comment #going to the toilet,I will b back#

yea, I don show. @ topic: All this poo / craps are meant for broke dudes not loaded dudes. If you've got cash you will hear things like; you look much like lynxx ( meaning you are handsome),where do you reside? oooh, I will be coming to that area tomorrow ( meaning I will check on you ) , How many sisters do you have ( I want to know your family members ) ,where are you going now ( I won't mind to come along with you).

Never gotten any of those replies cos I hardly woo/toast ladies.Lucky me.

They all sound so disgusting and pissing off.

Only a broke a$$$ nigga wait and listen to all this crap... If you got the mula..... B1tches gonna be rollin over u like flies over mango.

No 4 is most common

I recieved num 4 and 10 of recent.
@op u are on point!

hmmm..I receive all this everyday..

11 . You just got me pregnant
translation; he just wanted to know if you can conceive and also bookmark for marriage things

the one that pisses me off the most is line 1.
bUt i always have this saying in my mind GIRLS ARE PLENTY

I need someone to chain me~~am going mad

banjicom:

Na wetin concern sango with all d tin wey we dey discuss here....some comment deserve a rejection line....

na true u talk, i dey alwys wish say 'dislike' box dey 4 dis nairaland.

LOL @ 5 and 8. I can relate to 6 and 7. Don't ask me how

LOL. D translations got me rotfl. Lemme add one common one... 'I'm not ready now, I need tym 2 sort myself out'. Gently knock on d next door pls, she either has no plans of ever being with u or shez kpn u as a reserve just in case she gets of age and has no choice.

bright007:
I need someone to chain me~~am going mad

You are handsome.

I could imagine them smiling as they read this.

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NEROSKY: hmmm..I receive all this everyday..

11 . You just got me pregnant
translation; he just wanted to know if you can conceive and also bookmark for marriage things

M sorry ar we on d same topic?

But some babes later regret...............dat was wat i noticed

dirtymoney:

10. Let's be friends.
Translation: I want you to stay around so I can tell you in
excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and go out with. I appreciate the male perspective.

So na so I mumu? This girl has been telling me this all this while and I can't decode.

bright007:
I need someone to chain me~~am going mad

If i chain u make i bend..mad enter market joor