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Top 10 Female Rejection Lines by dirtymoney(m): 5:10pm On Dec 29, 2012
Top 10 Female rejection lines...
1. I think of you as a brother.
Translation: You give me the creeps.
2. There's a slight difference in our ages.
Translation: I may as well be dating my dad.
3. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
Translation: I don't want to be seen in public with a dork like you.
4. My life is too complicated right now.
Translation: I'm busy seeing other guys. Who are you again?
5. I've got a boyfriend.
Translation: I'd rather be with my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's.
6. I don't date men where I work.
Translation: I wouldn't date you if you were in the same solar system, much less the same building.
7. It's not you, it's me.
Translation: It's you.
8. I'm concentrating on my career.
Translation: Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job
is better than dating you.
9. I'm saved, so my heart belongs to God.
Translation: I've sworn off men like you.
10. Let's be friends.
Translation: I want you to stay around so I can tell you in
excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and go out with. I appreciate the male perspective.

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Re: Top 10 Female Rejection Lines by OkikiOluwa1(m): 5:43pm On Dec 29, 2012
dirtymoney:
8. I'm concentrating on my career.
Translation: Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job
is better than dating you.
9. I'm saved, so my heart belongs to God.
Translation: I've sworn off men like you.
lol. The heart of girls is fvcking dirty!!! And them no get liver o!

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Re: Top 10 Female Rejection Lines by zoete(f): 5:58pm On Dec 29, 2012
winkIts me not you is my favorite line hahhahahha it always get the man confused and as a bonus I can still keep them as friend grin

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Re: Top 10 Female Rejection Lines by DollyParton1(f): 6:13pm On Dec 29, 2012
I love using lines 7 and 9..
they are my fav
plus "u are too good for me" which means I know my worth and u are not it cheesy cheesy
Re: Top 10 Female Rejection Lines by dirtymoney(m): 6:35pm On Dec 29, 2012
i never knew all these ooo. until today. in short there's one chick am toasting presently who has been giving me the line no 1, you r like a brother to me thing. another did the same 4 years ago....
Re: Top 10 Female Rejection Lines by goldfish80(m): 6:53pm On Dec 29, 2012
Brb
Re: Top 10 Female Rejection Lines by Nobody: 7:05pm On Dec 29, 2012
cheesy cheesy very funny lines.
@op your translation really got me laughing.
Re: Top 10 Female Rejection Lines by dirtymoney(m): 7:21pm On Dec 29, 2012
nne3870: cheesy cheesy very funny lines.
@op your translation really got me laughing.
so which one is ur favourite line

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Re: Top 10 Female Rejection Lines by azimibraun: 7:38pm On Dec 29, 2012
When the cash is right, all dos wldnt even cum up o! Girls no sabi werin dem wanna frm fellas..
Re: Top 10 Female Rejection Lines by mascot87(m): 7:38pm On Dec 29, 2012
Space booked for comment #going to the toilet,I will b back#

yea, I don show. @ topic: All this poo / craps are meant for broke dudes not loaded dudes. If you've got cash you will hear things like; you look much like lynxx ( meaning you are handsome),where do you reside? oooh, I will be coming to that area tomorrow ( meaning I will check on you ) , How many sisters do you have ( I want to know your family members ) ,where are you going now ( I won't mind to come along with you). grin

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Re: Top 10 Female Rejection Lines by PStylish: 7:39pm On Dec 29, 2012
Never gotten any of those replies cos I hardly woo/toast ladies.Lucky me. cool cool cool

They all sound so disgusting and pissing off. angry angry angry

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Re: Top 10 Female Rejection Lines by seedord247(m): 7:46pm On Dec 29, 2012
Only a broke a$$$ nigga wait and listen to all this crap... If you got the mula..... B1tches gonna be rollin over u like flies over mango. tongue

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Re: Top 10 Female Rejection Lines by razznaija(f): 7:46pm On Dec 29, 2012
My favourite line is number 1, i use it all the time. LOL
Re: Top 10 Female Rejection Lines by alphaconde(m): 7:46pm On Dec 29, 2012
No 4 is most common
Re: Top 10 Female Rejection Lines by Megaxy(m): 7:48pm On Dec 29, 2012
I recieved num 4 and 10 of recent.
@op u are on point!
Re: Top 10 Female Rejection Lines by NEROSKY(m): 7:48pm On Dec 29, 2012
hmmm..I receive all this everyday..

11 . You just got me pregnant
translation; he just wanted to know if you can conceive and also bookmark for marriage things
Re: Top 10 Female Rejection Lines by cold(m): 7:49pm On Dec 29, 2012
angry

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Re: Top 10 Female Rejection Lines by james17: 7:49pm On Dec 29, 2012
the one that pisses me off the most is line 1.
bUt i always have this saying in my mind GIRLS ARE PLENTY

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Re: Top 10 Female Rejection Lines by bright007(f): 7:55pm On Dec 29, 2012
grin grin gringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringrin
I need someone to chain me~~am going mad
Re: Top 10 Female Rejection Lines by Pyrrho: 7:59pm On Dec 29, 2012
banjicom:

Na wetin concern sango with all d tin wey we dey discuss here....some comment deserve a rejection line....
na true u talk, i dey alwys wish say 'dislike' box dey 4 dis nairaland.

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Re: Top 10 Female Rejection Lines by duni04(m): 7:59pm On Dec 29, 2012
LOL @ 5 and 8. I can relate to 6 and 7. Don't ask me how grin
Re: Top 10 Female Rejection Lines by Sleek05(f): 8:00pm On Dec 29, 2012
LOL. D translations got me rotfl. Lemme add one common one... 'I'm not ready now, I need tym 2 sort myself out'. Gently knock on d next door pls, she either has no plans of ever being with u or shez kpn u as a reserve just in case she gets of age and has no choice.

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Re: Top 10 Female Rejection Lines by mascot87(m): 8:00pm On Dec 29, 2012
bright007: grin grin gringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringrin
I need someone to chain me~~am going mad
You are handsome.
Re: Top 10 Female Rejection Lines by beylinko(m): 8:01pm On Dec 29, 2012
I could imagine them smiling as they read this.

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Re: Top 10 Female Rejection Lines by vislabraye(m): 8:02pm On Dec 29, 2012
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Re: Top 10 Female Rejection Lines by duni04(m): 8:03pm On Dec 29, 2012
NEROSKY: hmmm..I receive all this everyday..

11 . You just got me pregnant
translation; he just wanted to know if you can conceive and also bookmark for marriage things
M sorry ar we on d same topic? undecided
Re: Top 10 Female Rejection Lines by Azukaorji(m): 8:04pm On Dec 29, 2012
But some babes later regret...............dat was wat i noticed

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Re: Top 10 Female Rejection Lines by vanstanzy(m): 8:05pm On Dec 29, 2012
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: Top 10 Female Rejection Lines by searay(m): 8:05pm On Dec 29, 2012
dirtymoney:

10. Let's be friends.
Translation: I want you to stay around so I can tell you in
excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and go out with. I appreciate the male perspective.
So na so I mumu? This girl has been telling me this all this while and I can't decode.

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Re: Top 10 Female Rejection Lines by udemzyudex(m): 8:06pm On Dec 29, 2012
bright007: grin grin gringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringrin
I need someone to chain me~~am going mad
If i chain u make i bend..mad enter market joor grin

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